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[markbandanawitts]

day 5

wow 314-b who knew this guy got bitches . all that hand holding is intense (i suppose i could make a similar joke about 354 BUT I WONT) (i am saving my 354 jokes i have to use them sparingly)

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[triptychofvoids]

daily dose of silly guy

[thatbitchmabel]

There may be something there that wasn’t there before

FINALLY I have art of these two and Stricklake Month seemed like the perfect time to post! I know technically week one is myth, and this is more of a fairytale…but it originated from a myth so close enough! They just fit a Beauty and the Beast au so well 💚🩵

[galoogamelady]

Gab! I was playing Baldurs Gate 3 earlier, playing with my characters appearance in the magic mirror and um... accidentally turned him into Buttons.

This is what he normally looks like. I was just playing with stuff and only changed his scars to fit with his class and fighting style.

On another note, that hero forge link I sent you a while back of Buttons should be able to be viewed without a subscription now. The face customizer has been fully released, which is what kept it behind the subscription for "beta testers". They call it Pro Members, but we basically get sneak previews at new stuff and early access to beta features.

[jopajopovna1]

Pearl my beloved 💗

[satans-knitwear]

I am in bed by 8:30 instead of taking lingerie pics on my birthday but it's all good bc i do have new lingerie to show you at some point 🎉🎁✨

[keisuke-b]

that soft slow morning sex is a real need right now

[spicyraeman]

seeing people call my lae'zel butch and all I can think is ma'am that is a twink at best

[jasperakalucy]

“you’re a mean one, mr. grinch” is my favorite christmas carol because it’s just a song about some guy who fuckin sucks. they don’t even mention christmas at all

[cabinette]

Yummy falin!!!!!

[ot3]

Correct post because the number of ace attorney fans who openly admit to not playing these games and won't even check the wiki for basic facts is so frustrating. but incredibly ironic coming from the "Manfred von karma wasn't abusive and his relationship with franziska and edgeworth was loving" person

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

I'm trying to figure out who I'd put in an elf fight club to determine the mightiest elf

So far I have:

Glorfindel

Ecthelion

Gil-Galad

Galadriel

Maedhros

Finrod

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

Just a few quick pictures until I have to leave, will play the DLC later. Why did they forget his wedding ring? They gotta fix this!

[drearytobesomebody]

i wax and wain between thinking “jason todd would fall madly in love with me” and “im so not jason’s type, he’d barely give me a second glance”

[lovethatmakingcoffee]

Stayed.

something, something, stayed gone gets reprised into stayed.

I saw someone saying something about Alastor making a deal to someone who brought back a killed Vox and Vox not remembering. And that is probably the one real concrete theory on WHY Alastor would make a deal for his soul if it wasn’t to save his own skin.

so maybe Vox got killed in an extermination with only Alastor witnessing it, and then whoever ‘found them’ took advantage of Alastor in his grief and swore to bring Vox back if Alastor sells his soul. Al agrees, Vox gets revived and doesn’t remember what happened or at least think what happened was just a close call on his end. But Al knows and he realizes that he’s fucked.