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exoid-the-locomotive-monarch · 11 months ago

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Seeing the Dannypocalypse reminds me how old classic nicktoons are and how young me and my sister really are.

So if I get this correctly Danny Phantom premeired on Nickelodeon on April 3rd 2004.

Well, I have a sister, she was born on the ides of March 2004.

She is older than the cartoon by 2 weeks, and that’s wild seeing how popular a cartoon is to this day that when it made its debut when my sister was just opening her eyes for the first time.

#danny phantom #dannypocalypse #well to be fair Inwas born in October of 2002 #I’m pretty sure I’m as old as Season 3 of Spongebob #I’m younger than Super Mario Sunshine by like 3 months.#And I missed 9/11 by about 395 days #but I have a cousin who was born in 2007 #imagine being younger than the wii lmao #anyways she goes to a Catholic high school now.#she’s 16 and a half years old.#bitches born in 2008 be like i’m 16 no stupid go back to Kindergarten.#bitches born in 2019 be like I’m a kindergartener bitch crawl back up your mother’s womb #bitches born in 1964 be like I never experienced segregation like okay grandpa #bitches born in 1944 be like ohhhh im having a hawrt attack. im fucking dying i see the light Wanda I’m coming

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