#bitch… vendors better get fucking wine man

[mildmayfoxe]

girl there’s going to be FREE WINE at the market i’m doing tomorrow???? i better get some fucking wine dog. they better be giving some of that free wine to ME

[terradisirene]

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☆ ━ B A S I C S .

NAME::   Sud Italia,  Il Mezzogiorno | |  Lovino Romano Vargas NICKNAME(S)::     Roma, Lovi, Pomodoro AGE::     2,077 | | physically 23 GENDER::     Male NATIONALITY::    Italian

☆ ━ A P P E A R A N C E .

EYE COLOR::     Hazel HAIR COLOR::    Brown with auburn hints. HAIRSTYLE::     He has soft straight hair that’s parted at the side, and he has bangs that fall on his forehead but that go to the side in the direction his hair is parted as well as hair that frames his face on either side. His hair is neither short nor long and there’s one small stubborn curl that refuses to go down no matter what. He doesn’t really do anything to it other than wash it, brush it, and use hair spray just in case. He’s also had the same hairstyle for quite a while as he sees no reason to really change it  even for a day and doesn’t do much to it other than that. HEIGHT::     5,6 .167 cm WEIGHT::     ~110 lbs BUILD::     He’s small and slender, his body type would be a ectomorph. Thin and sort of lanky despite his lack of height.  He’s not muscular, however his arms and legs do have some lean muscle in them due to a liking for swimming and football. Mostly though he’s rather soft due to a lack of fondness of  exercise though he’s not fat or chubby. He’s not super strong, though his legs are stronger than his arms and he’s a fast runner. He’s not broad shouldered and doesn’t have abs, rather he has a soft yet flat stomach.  TATTOO(S)::   None. SCAR(S)::    He has several and all are symbolic of something to do with his nation. A large one over his heart symbolizing the Ardeatine massacre, a large burn mark over his left hip due the various bombings of Naples in the second world war and a rather ugly looking scar on his left foot due to the sack of Palermo. He’s had other scars before but they’ve faded in time.  PIERCING(S)::     None. PREFERRED FASHION::     He dresses in a style I like to call scruffy yet fashionable. He doesn’t follow trends but rather dresses in a way that he feels makes him look good and flatters him. Sometimes he dresses in more old fashioned clothing, usually from the 30′s or 40′s and this might consist of a white dress blouse, black trousers, suspenders, perhaps maybe a vest or a jacket and a hat. Other times he dresses more like a modern day young man with skinny jeans, tank tops, fitted t-shirts, sweaters, hoodies, football shirts and sweatshirts, boots, and sneakers. He also likes to mix the two and likes scarves, neckerchiefs, coppola hats, and beanies. He enjoys walking barefoot a lot when he can. He doesn’t care for uniforms or suits since he feels they’re rather restricting and can get a bit hot. In the winter time he likes wearing beanies, bomber jackets, parkas, gloves and angle boots along with a scarf. He wears boxers as underwear and sometimes lounges in them and a tank top or t-shirt at home.  TYPICALLY SMELLS LIKE::   The ocean, fresh dirt, daises, sandalwood, hazelnuts, coffee, stewed tomatoes, and a hint of wine and cigarettes, OTHER::     He wears a silver crucifix around his neck as well as a red coral corunto to ward off the evil eye. He carries a rosary in his pocket. Sometimes he’ll wear glasses for show or sunglasses. 

☆ ━ P E R S O N A L I T Y .

POSITIVE TRAITS::     loyal | | resilient | | chivalrous | | hard-working  | | generous/hospitable | | patient | | empathetic | | resourceful | | passionate | | compassionate  | | dedicated  | | adaptable  | | easygoing  | | perceptive  | | romantic  | | sentimental NEUTRAL TRAITS::    superstitious | | stubborn | | traditional | | fatalistic | | blunt | | fantastical | | secretive | | rustic | | conservative | |  dramatic | | prideful | | competitive  | | clumsy  | |  sensitive  | | emotional  | | simple NEGATIVE TRAITS::    disagreeable | | pessimistic | | cynical | | suspicious | | paranoid | | rude | | hot-headed | | aggressive/abrasive | | defiant  | | harsh | | lazy | | passive  | |  resigned  | | low self worth  | | envious  | | melancholic  LIKES::     food, wine, flowers, plants, farming/gardening, music, movies, fairy tales/mythology, folklore, the ocean, singing, dancing, coffee, his people, art, throwing out/getting rid of his prime minsters, politics, complaining, graffiti, being disrespectful or contemptuous towards authority figures he dislikes, cats, sweets, cooking, vespas, music, goats/sheep   DISLIKES::     potatoes, polenta, Americanized Italian food, Germany, being called  ‘terrone’/trash/put down cause he’s southern, ‘corrupt politicians and government, the mafia, vulnerability, losing, rich or powerful people, weakness, being left behind, the fact that he feels his brother is better than him, abandonment, being hurt, being used, being disrespected, pollution, overly serious people, being told what to do, unfaithful people, men, arrogant people, spiders PHOBIAS / FEARS::     failure, feeling helpless/powerless, being abandoned, being humiliated, being used, his culture disappearing, spiders, thunder, that the mafia continue to pollute his land, being vulnerable, being hurt emotionally, not being able to care for his people. HABITS::     rubs his neck or chews his lip when feeling anxious/distressed/vulnerable, steeple hands, settling his hands behind his back to project confidence, smokes a lot, drinks a lot

☆ ━ R E L A T I O N S H I P S .

SEXUAL ORIENTATION::   Homosexual (also possibly demi sexual for men) ROMANTIC ORIENTATION::      Biromantic RELATIONSHIP STATUS::     Single

☆ ━ H E A L T H .

CHRONIC CONDITIONS::     He has a poor immune system, coughing spells, frequent headaches, periodic leg pains, periods of nausea, periods of heavy fatigue, periods of high nervousness and low mood. ADDICTIONS::      cigarettes ALLERGIES::    None.

☆ ━ H O M E .

PLACE OF RESIDENCE::     He moves around from place to place every few decades. He has a sentimental feeling for all parts of southern Italy but currently gravitates between a home outside of Naples, Italy and a home outside of Siracusa, Sicily.  METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION::  A red Fiat 500, two vespas,walking, the bus. PETS::     Five cats named Pizzele, Giorgio, Ersilia, Fiore, and, Cannolo, a dog named Toto, and two Garganica goats named Giuseppe and Maria. 

☆ ━ W O R K  &&  E D U C A T I O N.

JOB::      Various duties for the Italian government (basically whatever they tell him to do)) | | fruit stand owner and fruit and vegetable vendor| | helps farmers and fishermen out with their work | |   SCHOOLING::    He has no formal schooling, however he has been tutored privately at times.  SPOKEN LANGUAGES::   Standard Italian, Neapolitan, Sicilian, Sardinian, Griko, Greek, Arab, Spanish, Catalan, English, other southern Italian dialects and languages, some Latin.  SKILLS::     Cooking, gardening/farming, swimming, pottery, fast runner, singing, dancing, he can play the tambourine and organetto, pickpocketing, horseback riding, being stealthy, he’s a decent shot, good with animals, playing football.

☆ ━ R A N D O M .

QUIRKS::     tends to do things in groups of threes, late night kitchen talks about the meaning of life, goes to bed early, gets up earlier, sitting before taking a trip, driving like an absolute fucking maniac, resting bitch face HANDEDNESS::     Right RELIGION::    Roman Catholic THEME SONG(S)::  Citta di Pulcinela  BOSS BATTLE MUSIC::    Vesuvio -Spakka Neapolis