#bitch ass mf that lives in my head rent free

[bugcouncil]

anisocoria

[patroclusdefencesquad]

top five iconic Damen moments go. If there’s too many give me top ten. This is urgent scientific research.

oh my god you are so lucky i have a long train journey today so here we go, in no particular order because hell if that is possible :

when he threw a mf broadsword. a sword that is meant to be swung with two hands (!!). and he just casually yeeted it from the back of a horse. into a guy who was about to kill his enemy who wasn't even his lover yet

kingsmeet. kingsmeet was the Pinnacle of the man. he broke his country's most sacred rules without even fucking hesitating out of sheer rage and love at what had been done to laurent get this man fucking husband of the year

obviously it has to be "i speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart" no man has ever been so stupid and yet so sexy

every moment in book three where he's like "did i fucking stutter."

"damen rose from the throne, and put his hand to the gold brooch at his shoulder. his garment dropped, and the crowd roared their approval" cock out and thriving. king

when he chose laurent he literally chose laurent over his kingdom he was prepared to sacrifice it all for him this MAN

when he was screaming crying throwing up at having to tell laurent who he was and laurent was just like "i know." sksjsks you dumb fucking bitch OF COURSE HE KNEW everything you now know about this man and you think he doesn't know the man who killed his brother god i love you how can a man be so smart and yet so. so

"i think if i gave you my heart, you would treat it tenderly" sobbing. literally sobbing on a train. he's so sweet he's so gentle he loves laurent so much. he's so. so. also that scene where he tells laurent if auguste hadn't died he still would have courted him. once he starts loving laurent he literally cannot conceive of a world where he does not love him i'm crying

he's beefy. it's not an iconic moment it's just his natural state of being but it's iconic to ME. his arms could hold me so good. his tits are as big as his heart. his ass? bouncing. his thighs? could crush me and i'd welcome it

his dimple :')

there we go it started out as a list of iconic damen moments it ended as me rambling about everything i love about him what can i say he lives in my head rent free i'll never find a man like him

[lappel-du-vide83]

Trash of the count's family has been living rent free in my head for the past month so here have me LOSING MY MIND OVER HIM <3

Warning this is quite long and has swears and only starts at around chapter 300

See if you can guess what was happening ;)

Tcf rants

Chap 355 ERUHABEN PROTECTING CALE AND RAON I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

352 why do I have no money? JSOWPWHEJEN PEPEFUCK YOUFUCKYOUFYUCKYOUm

And omg eruhaben picked him up LIKE A WET CAT WJWIOWQP

Like some point of record introduction is where the video call unbutton happens way before 350 why did I have to find calberu so late

OMG krs life is so sad " you were meant to die" 394

424 He and I are happy as well gahhhhhh cale crying stop QnQ

When you try to pay attention to the villains monologue but the voices in your head won't shut up 446

464  piggyback super funny bro gets carried like a haystack

485 self doubt is a bitch

BUT CALE RESOLVES IT THE VERY NEXT CHAPTER OMFG THAT WAS SO UGHHHHH <33333

THE BAIT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AHHHH THERE'S NO SERVICE HERE

BRO that one chapter pls just LET HIM Cook

OMG "Please. Hyung-nim. I trust my smart hyung-nim.’

What in the goofy fuck is this arc (naru von ellejan)

543 was kinda cute dkwhy

582 The FEELS OMG LSH AND CALE HUG WJSIWPWPQLLQ

595 cale? Sparring? Training his physical body?? Impossible

601 BDAY CHAPTER YAYAAYy ALSO CALE HON NO STOP HURTING

602 ."God. You must have seen me die today." Holy fucking shit my dudes

"Cale had started at some point to caress Alberu’s mane whenever he had the time." kuxiydsljxkysiysitzjgzkyxou pls and thank you

Ws needs to STOP

605 ‘Even though he tells us to live, why?! Why?! Why does he push himself overboard each and every time?!’ WHY IS HE SO TRAGIC also choi han almost screaming cale instead of roksoo

"Choi Jung Soo looked as if he was about to cry as he responded to the weak voice." ubc am shakibg

Taerang is so funny omg

609 RAON IS JUST LIKE HIS DAD

612 ALBERU GOT A GUN

Let me see what you have

A gun

NO

613 "brightly as young Cale used to smile." awwwww

622 HIM SMILING BRIGHTLY OMGOMGOMG

623 "The Henituse household’s number one priority during that battle was-

‘To make sure that Cale survives.’" :OOOOOOOOO

The misunderstandings lmfaooo

626 ON AND HONG PART OF THE MOLAN HOUSEHOLD

LMFAO FREDO CALLING CALE SON AND THEN BASEN LILY AND VIOLAN LOSING IT

628 did not know duke deruth was chill like that

Poor guy cale bruh new member to caleism

644 Excuse me noble sacrifice???? Bitch you better not

646 INSTANTTTT

HE BETTER BE FINE "called the beginning and the end of everything." ISTG CALE IF YOU DIE

"Raon swore in the exact same manner as Cale before heading toward the terrace." RAON IS SO CUTE

652 RECONNECTION???? YOOOOO

655 THEY MEET AAGIN

656 STOP THIS HURTS ME BUT OMG OG CALE NOW KRS IS SO SJWOPWW

OMG why are they so wholesome to each other???

His mom bro omfg I am tearing

669 damn he's cold. But ig it's war bruh you gotta cold through the mess

670 just stab yourself they said. It'll be easy they said. BRO WHAKANDA REQUIREMENT IS THAT

671 AHH ANCIENT POWERS CALLING CALE " our kid"

The absolute disregard “Man, you talk to me so disrespectfully.”

680 THAT IS INSANE NO FUCKING WAY BRO

681 BRO DID HE JUST BITCHSLAP WS HE IS SO COOL THAT WAS EPIC

684 'cales in danger'? YOU FOOLS HE IS THE DANGER

And alberu spinning the gun??? How did he get so cool with it

685 MF JUST SOLOED THE WS THROUGH SHEER BLUFF HE IS SO OP

686 THIS PLACE ABOUTA BLOWW

687?? '“I finally think that my life is a bit precious.” CALE NO

He had an extremely useful worker BAHAHAHA

689 rasheel is so real

683 UPGRDAES PEOPLE UPGRADES

694 ALBERU IS TRULY A SIBLING OF CALE

697 HE DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HOW HYPOCRITICAL HE IS

BRO got a taste of his own medicine sit yo ass down and rest mf

699 OMGOMGOMGOMG

700 wait stop this is kinda sad

702 cale in his insane era

703 yo what is happening

705 foolishly thought there'll be angst but look at that potential

Alberu the og glib tongue

715 the sealed god better fucking stop before I beat yo ass

717 that gave me chills for some reason

720 shit not even cale is safe from the abusive childhood tragedy

BRO imma beat the ws up his stupid curse affecting krs

Also the plot thickens

723 clopeh is crazy in the best way

736 this entire arc bro cale is causing so much chaos

WTF why is krs life so sad bro

737 THE PLOT THICKENS

I love this arc wait they're supporting each other so much its so adorable

740 MF CLOPEH IS SPEEDRUNNING THIS THING LET'S GOOO

752 HE HIT HIM WITH A ROCK STOP

756 WHAT IS GOING ON????

759 AND HE STABS THIS MADLAD

760 CALE IS GONNA LIVE LOONG

And omg reactions!!

766 CALE FINALLY GETS IT

Karma bro

Sidestory 2-1 OG CALE FULL OF CLASS????

2-2 istg ogcale and krs ARE THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE "FLIP EVERYTHING OVER"????

2-3 HAHAHA I GONNA QUIT BEING THE MOST USED THREAT IS HILARIOUS

2.3 raon: can I be nice

Cale : no

WHY he so ruthless

BRO I just realised that this man has not sat down wtf he just finished fighting the sealed god let him REST

2. 4 "No matter what happened, the Crown Prince’s biggest ally was the Duke’s House of Henituse which had his sworn brother and his sword art instructor." GUYS

Ahh he was so sweet to the kid

2. 5 LET'S GOO MEET UP

2.14 wow that's insanely convenient that you need exactly 3 more assistants

2. 15 LET'S GOO MARY

RAON MADE HENI FROM HENITUSE STFU

2. 23 Mary tryna copy cale and alberu is so cute

2.23 WHY IS HE HURT????

2. 40 "The rejuvenated ancient Dragon smiled a lot more these days." AWWW GOLDIE GRAMPS

Also omfg cale stronk

2.41 so wait fire of destruction did become a god? How else does he know about super rock

2.49 AHAHAHA CHOI HAN GETTING CALE THE FUCKING PILLAR

2.55 damn our cale is strong

2.58 cale proving that once again, he is the scammer

2.59 nah bro this shit too goofy they're just waiting for him to faint

2.64 can we appreciate how fast choi han and sui khan protected cale like omg

2.65 GoD is so real bro is funny af

2.68 caleism ftw

2.70 LMFAO what does alberu want??

2.71 "I��ll give you the title of Minister of Finance. Will you do it?”" BRO IS ON HIS LAST STARW

2.72 BRO THE DYNAMIC HERE IS MWUAH AND EXCUSE ME?? ALBERU IS STILL HURT?? I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE

ALSO CALE NOT RESTING AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING AN INVITE IS RIDICULOUS

2.76 cale is too nice omg

2.79" H, human! I figured it out now! Clopeh has gone so crazy that he’s gone full circle and looks calm!" I FUCKING LOVE CLOPEH THIS CRAZY BASTARD

The foreshadowing here is nuts my dude

2.81 HELP ALBERU

ALSO THE FORESHADOWING IF HE GETS HURT ISTG

ALSO WHY IS ONLY MY MAN SEALED??

2.85 GAE-IL LMAFAOOOO

2.93 TOONKA REALLY WAS ABOUT TO THROW A CHAIR

2.96" up.? Who is above me" OMFG HELL YEAH

2.101 aww choi han and raon supporting him

2.104 AT THIS RATE HE WILL FAINT STOP IT

2.106 LMFAO THE CHOIS ARE SO AWKWARD

2.107 Jakqpqpq Ron using sneak attack to make cale rest

2.110 lmfao choi han is the best at knocking people unconscious

2.113  cale is coughing too much blood bro I know it doesn't hurt but godamn

2.116 I love dominating aura so much

2.119 I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED CHOI HAN AND BEACROX SO MUCH

2.120 omg toonka found his bff

Tbc

In conclusion I love this story and everyone in it pls and thank you

[hanji-is-life]

You know whats been living rent free in my head? Sick bakugou, hear me out. He has a fever or a cold idfk SOMETHING and he’s being such a bitch about it.

Bitching about “I’m fine’d” (the d is prominent cause of the stuffy nose) and you’d be like “uuuuh huh” and you’d try to tuck him into bed, yknow take care of his crusty ass and he would try so fucking hard to prove you wrong he would dead ass lay you down and fuck the bajesus out of you.

Talking about “can’t fuck you that good if im fuckin sick ha?”, but the minute this man busts a nut hes deadass collapsing on your ass and sleeping CAUSE OF THE FATIGUE.

Guess what? Tmrw you wake up with the same symptoms he has.

Asshole

LMFAO WAITTTTT

no cause you keep trying to push him off like bro you’re SICK and you’re gonna get ME sick??? but he has to prove that he isn’t sick goddamnit, which results in him fucking you seven ways to Sunday.

the collapse is immediate. he’s knocked out. still inside. snoring. snot dribbling out, drool all on your shoulder. he wakes up hacking every few hours, still mostly on top of you.

then when YOU get sick, this mf catches an attitude for you having “a weak immune system” like???? beat his ass

[hongism]

MAAM I HAVE MANY THINGS TO SAY AFTER THAT CHAPTER

First of all 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HONGJOOONNNGGGGGGGG SCREECHYHHHHHH SIR IM LISTENING VERY CLOSELY AHHHHHHHHHHH !!! “That you’re mine” DAMN YOU TOOK ME OUT WITH THAT ONE !!! SCREEECHYHHH 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 all I know is that once that tension snaps it’s gonnna be BIG

I do love the progression of dialogue between WY and MC, and HJ and MC. like lots of questions answered and a closer look at the enigma known as Scourge.

BUT DAMN HYUNJIN WHAT KIND OF BEEF YOU GOT WITH GHOSTIE HUH tryNA FIGHT???? Is this why Minho was all shook up or something??? Was Jisung’s chill level just because he knew HYUNJIN was gonna show up??? Where tf is Hyunwoo huh??? If this is another jisung scheme, I’m gonna fight him

Ma’am this was such a great chapter after a long time, that Hongjoong scene is gonna live in my head MF RENT FREEEEEEEEE!!! ABSOLUTE FREE RENT.

Not at captain pointing out MC’s savior complex, but homie don’t you got a damned complex or something like bitch try me😤😤

But ugh you played out that scene so well with him picking her apart, tho granted he’s know better, you do such a good job at getting at the core theme/experiences/morals/ethics that are more than just the storyline if that makes sense at all.

Hope your school semester has ended well and that you’ve been resting well too 💕💕💕 thank you for writing such a bomb ass chapter queen ✨✨✨✨

WKEFJOEJFOW MANY THINGS INDEED!!!!

First of all 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HONGJOOONNNGGGGGGGG SCREECHYHHHHHH SIR IM LISTENING VERY CLOSELY AHHHHHHHHHHH !!! “That you’re mine” DAMN YOU TOOK ME OUT WITH THAT ONE !!! SCREEECHYHHH 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 all I know is that once that tension snaps it’s gonnna be BIG 

UIHUIEIIYWIOUTYRIUTERIUTIU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SCREECHING!!!!!!! AHHAGIUHRIGUAHERUIG YES. YES. when that tension snaps.......

I do love the progression of dialogue between WY and MC, and HJ and MC. like lots of questions answered and a closer look at the enigma known as Scourge.

IM SO GLAD YOU LOVED IT!! breaking down those walls slowly but surely is grueling for sure but WORTH IT!!!

BUT DAMN HYUNJIN WHAT KIND OF BEEF YOU GOT WITH GHOSTIE HUH tryNA FIGHT???? Is this why Minho was all shook up or something??? Was Jisung’s chill level just because he knew HYUNJIN was gonna show up??? Where tf is Hyunwoo huh??? If this is another jisung scheme, I’m gonna fight him

HEHEHEH I CAN’T ANSWER ANYTHING AT THIS TIME!!!

Ma’am this was such a great chapter after a long time, that Hongjoong scene is gonna live in my head MF RENT FREEEEEEEEE!!! ABSOLUTE FREE RENT.

THANK YOUUUU 😭😭😭 hope the hongjoong food can keep you well distracted and hold you over until the next 😥

Not at captain pointing out MC’s savior complex, but homie don’t you got a damned complex or something like bitch try me😤😤

LJOJIODJOIWEJDW NOT U CALLING HIM OUT LIKE THAT!?!?!?

But ugh you played out that scene so well with him picking her apart, tho granted he’s know better, you do such a good job at getting at the core theme/experiences/morals/ethics that are more than just the storyline if that makes sense at all.

thank YOUUUUU FR IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HEAR THAT 😩😩😩

Hope your school semester has ended well and that you’ve been resting well too 💕💕💕 thank you for writing such a bomb ass chapter queen ✨✨✨✨

it did im so glad it’s over i just gotta survive the summer and one more semester.... BUT IN THE MEAN TIME!!! writing time eheheh <33

[blonde-toddy]

Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 4

Oh they're at court.

Also she's not a commoner. She's the daughter of a Viscount.

Another Daphne brag moment, but homegirl really got the juice. She's bagging mfs over hand holding and dancing.

Violet dgaf. She's hungry now, damn it!

Oh he's buying jewelry already.

Ooooooh the way she imagines the Duke behind her. Honey yes. That scene was hot.

Too bad she came back to reality.

Hyacinth is my spirit animal.

Lady Whistledown ain't ready to write Simon off yet. She's waiting on the Dukes Hail Mary.

Shit. So am I.

I have never seen someone look so depressed in such an exquisite piece of jewelry. It's like the necklace chokes her. Testament to the acting and script for that though. It truly represents a trap.

Awww Simon is wearing that heavy bag out. I would say poor Simon, but he made this damn bed.

I love Alice and Will. They are the kind of wholesome love I need to keep my heart steady watching this damn show. She's his rider and I love it.

Alice roasting Simon over Daphne. Get. Yo. Girl. Mane.

I always cringe when a man tells a woman to smile.

Poor Marina. Portia is determined to find her the oldest mf. She's playing smart though.

Those damn dingbat sisters.

Maybe Penelope does care.

Well at least the least mean sister got a caller. They're awkward/cute.

Eloise girl, I love feathers in hair. Your one dimensional preaching is wearing me out again.

A boxing match date? I'd be down.

The prince legit seems like a nice guy. And Daphne is trying....but she's CLEARLY hung up on Simon.

Oh look Simon's losing focus on his friend because he's too focused on Daphne and the prince.

Ok mf! Take that shit off and roll them sleeves up. It turns me on too sis!

Oh look at the sweet family talk with the prince. Girl he'd give you any and everything you wanted.

But you and the Duke are just ATE TF UP about each other!

Mondrich for the win!!!!

Oh Benny. You've got a new friend. But what kind of friend? Give me more of this.

Well Anthony is smug and pleased as punch. Simons courtship of Daphne has ended. She has her perfect suitor. And Simon is leaving England to go rake and fuckboy about.

Though Simons hard slammed shot when the prince approached says he's anything but happy.

Violet always worries about the wrong shit.

Hyacinth always wants to know the good shit.

Be Hyacinth.

Oh fuck the prince is ready to propose. That shit escalated quickly.

SIMON!!!!!! Now would be a good time for that Hail Mary.

Good job Anthony. Way to realize that the women in your life have agency over THEMSELVES.

Violet always beating around the damn bush.....but she is still 100% #teamduke

Aw Daphne you're gonna break down snitching on yourself.

If it wasn't real with Simon you wouldn't be so ate up about it, and you would be rocking tf out of that necklace from the prince instead of crying.

There's a reason for the black in her outfit. For Daphne, who is normally all pastel blues, that black is her mourning. It's her 'attempting' to put to death her feelings for the Duke. And also I think mourning the loss if the bond they shared. Maybe I'm reading too much into it. But this seems like a very deliberate show with it's details.

Danbury ripping Simon open before she sends him off. Big energy.

She knows everything you thick headed mf. Why won't you just listen?! You letting your rank ass daddy live rent free in your soul.

He's so jaded it hurts.

Ayyyye this Trowbridge party looks like the real deal.

Oh gawd. Marina and the old man.

Mr. Finch and the cheese frock. Jesus who wrote this. I love it

Cressida you have been Daphnes biggest hater all season and now you're mad that she's with the prince. He was never gonna marry yo basket headed ass anyway.

Oooooh shit Simon sees the 'intimate painting' and has 2nd thoughts.

Go. Get. Yo. Girl.......Bitch.

Ooooh Benny's at the new homies spot and it's lit!

Naked models, easels, mingling between the classes. Yes indeed.

2nd sons having fun. Hell yes.

Damn Even Sienna at the ball...as a performer of course.

And Anthony looking tongue tied.

Violet....you need to chill. There take another sip.

Portia trying to shade Lady Trowbridges style is comical. Both of y'all bitches gaudy as hell.

Oh shit Phillipa lost her man.

Wtf is wrong with Lord Featherington?

And wtf are you doing Eloise?

Ayyye she just let her have it. You think servants have the time to be Lady Whistledown? I'm dead.

"Get out."

Ok Penelope with your saucy ass.

Well fuck! You just pushed him right to Marina. You played yourself boo.

Oooh the prince is about to shoot the big shot and Daphne keeps running away.

She done spotted Simon. Its over.

Fuck off Cressida.

Rip that mf necklace off girl.

Simon followed her ass outside.

"Miss Bridgerton." Motherfucker, call her Daphne.

"I came to say goodbye." Man. Go to hell.

Daphne serving those barbs. You not ready to keep playing with her.

Damn, Simon. If you're not gonna give her what she wants, get out the way.

Tell his ass sis.....even if you don't believe it yourself.

Really Simon? You stand there quiet as a mf church mouse whiles she's pleading with you to say something.....then you take off after her once she walks away from your shit

I swear.....men.....yall mfs really do shit like this. Speak up! Or...LET. ME. GO.

She's really cracking on his ass and I'm here for it....but wtf us up with his "I forbid you." Who tf are you to me? I'm glad she ain't playing with his ass.

Ooooh he called her Daphne and grabbed her.

Oh honey this is what fulfillment feels like, isn't it?

He's definitely fulFILLing her all the way up!

Oh shit Anthony caught them.

At least he finally landed some decent blows on Simon.

This RAKE ass mf still won't marry her.

Oh Simon.....for once.....Anthony is in the right and you the wrong. You are really about to die over your fucking daddy issues. Boy bye. Again.

Poor Daphne.

Wait, how did Cressida know she was in the garden?

That can't be good.

At least Benny is having a good time.

Dearest Portia, when you go looking for shit, it usually falls in your lap.

Marina keeps carrying on about Colin and Penelope is crushed.....or scheming....or both.

Aww Penelope let her hurt feelings cause a fight with her bestie. Her jealousy is seething.

Daphne still out here having to educate Anthony....though I get the need for the duel. And he still thinks he's running something.

Ooooh this is why they brought up 2nd sons.....Anthony is prepping Benny to take over. Well Benny, at least you had one good night out.

Colin caring for drunk Violet is parenting goals one day.

Oh great, now yall wanna bring Colin into the shit.

Simon raiding Wills spot for booze was so uneccesarily loud.

So Berbrooke alludes to her dishonor and Simon caves his fucking head in. Simon legit dishonors her and he's just like ,"Kay, guess I'll go get shot now." Someone get this man some therapy.

Oh great Anthony is back at Siennas door with more of his bullshit. Girl. Close that door.

No, not after you've let him in and climbed his torso. I guess y'all fuckin again.

He lost all the money and now he's fucked up.

Her face while he cried, is literally the face of every woman sick of a mediocre man's shit.

Oooh now they're all riding off into battle like the fucking idiots they are.

Colin is so pure.

I knew that Cressida shit would come back.

Well at least Anthony was willing to care for Sienna in his death....but damn mf, treat me right while WE'RE here.

Oh the dramatics of drawing a gun.

Nobody is here for Simon's weak ass apologies and I'm okay with that.

Hurry hurry Daphne.

Daphne down....but she's alright.

Call them idiots just like they are.

Simon still being a hoe about this shit. You really about let her be ostracized because you're a fuck boy.

Ultimate fuck boy line...I can't be with you because I love you too much. Fucking hell.

They do obviously love each other though.

Hold up.......you CAN NEVER, or WILL NEVER give her children. Don't play this like you have a reproductive issue.

So your reason for not marrying her is that you "can never" give her children and you know that's what her heart desires.

You playing with fire, Simon.

I wonder how much shit I let slide with his character just because he's portrayed so well by the phenomenal Regé-Jean Page.

No, I do love Simon's damaged ass. He just makes me so mad.

So the duel resumes......or not.

Daphne said, "Fuck them kids, give me my husband." Or something like that.

Well. This us an uncomfortable arrangement even though both of these idiots are in love.

Simon's evasion will most certainly come back to bite him in the ass.

But I'll be here with my popcorn and tissue, rooting for these cool kids to make it!

[daisukissed]

part one of my animal crossing series

❧ pairing: bakugou katsuki x gn!reader

❧ synopsis: in which you find out there's more of bakugou katsuki than his foul words and that ridiculous pricing of his

❧ genre: headcanons, fluff, crack

❧ warnings: cursing, villagers hating on you sidjisjd

❧ a/n: aaaaannnddd the first part's out! thank you for all the interest and love on this series so far despite it having no content at all hihi. y'all have bad taste and it shows <3

- everyone on the island hates him omf

- including you

- i mean, who wouldn't when he's leeching off all your expenses?

- the fact that he'll personally come and ask for your debt EACH DAY doesn't help as well

- you had to b e g for him to give you another day cause!!! 1 million dollars!! what the fuck!!! who has that shit!!

- he'll give you this nasty scowl before clicking his tongue rudely

- "you better have the money by tomorrow"

- and he just leaves you there, rethinking all your life choices cause damn ma, you're just tryna live life here peacefully, not be in debt smh

- the cycle just repeats by the day tomorrow comes and you still haven't paid a single cent oops

- one day, you had forgotten a really important payment that was due right this moment

- and you're just panicking cause it's really that important?????

- so it's 3am and you're rushing out of the house to get to the atm at the resident services

- which is probably closed by now but you just had to try y'know

- you were shocked yet thankful when you could still see light spilling out from the window

- but then you see a glimpse of bakugou,, , working his ass off and stressing his mind out of a pile of paperworks???

- and it finally dawns on you that he's working a 24 hour job, trying his best to fulfill the citizen's needs and just making the island a nicer place in general

- ever since that day you've been paying more attention to bakugou and trying to get closer to him

- which led to you realizing that he 's really not that bad, after all

- i mean, yeah, he could be a tad rude and explodes at the tiniest thing but

- you found out that he's also someone who gives street cats food and wandering birds little treats

- your heart may or may not busted a nut at that

- he tries to act all tough and shit, saying that "they're noisy as fuck if i don't give them something to eat"

- but you know better than to believe his words

- rumors spread as you get closer to bakugou

- and they were not,,, , pretty,,,

- "they're probably sleeping with him for rent!1!11!"

- "eEewWw hOw desperAte can thEy gEt"

- jokes on them cause you'd sleep with him for free hah

- hehehe jk back to the story <3

- honestly, bakugou kinda thought the same as well

- like he was just waiting for you to rob him or something

- that is until you paid off all your debts,, ,

- and you're still here, as present as ever, trying to push his walls down yet again

- that's when his suspicions REALLY flew up the roof

- cause who's really out here tryna be his friend???? no one but you bitch!

- so bakugou's still as closed off as ever while you're here chasing him like a school girl in love

- he thrives from the attention tho

- weeks passed by per normal

- the sun is shining, birds are chirping, bees are buzzing andー

- is that a wholeass protest you see over there???? ??? ????? ?

- you walk closer to the large group of people gathered in front of plaza, signs and banners everywhere

- and you see bakugou and todoroki in front of the chaos, trying their best to get everyone to calm down

- "LOWER THE GODDAMN PRICE"

- "WE'RE NOT MADE OF MONEY"

- "STOP BEING SO SELFISH, YOU'RE ALREADY WEALTHY ENOUGH AS IS"

- you've never seen bakugo so small before

- and the sight of his distraught face just breaks your heart

- not to mention the fury you feel when you hear all these baseless accusations when they don't even know what goes on behind the scene

- so you step up

- and start yelling how bakugo is NOT just some greedy businessman who exploits people

- like how he never forces people to actually pay their debts immediately despite approaching them everyday, giving them all the time they want

- or how he could've added interest into everyone's loan, profiting even more but he chooses not to

- or how this boy literally works 24/7 tirelessly, making his services available anytime so giving him a good pay is the least y'all could do

- the plaza was dead quiet once you've finished your talk

- you even thought you made the situation worse until one villager rises up and goes

- "yo,,, they kinda made a point there,,, ,,"

- and suddenly all the mf villagers begin apologizing and packing their things up, acting like they never started a riot in the first place

- bakugo's just watching everything like???? ? ???? staring at villagers speechlessly until todoroki says something along the lines of you being so brave and thoughtful

- that's when he realized that shit,, , you the real og,,,

- you made your way towards the two tall males once everything dissipated, checking up to see if they're all right

- reaching for the blonde's arm, you scanned for any scratches or cuts, him pulling away immediately

- "no one asked for your shitty help, loser"

- you frowned and snapped your head towards him, ready to refute his rude statement when... is that a blush you see?

- before you could even say anything, bakugou was long gone, leaving you and todoroki alone as he head into the safe building

- you shared eye contact with the duo-haired boy for awhile, wondering what the hell was up with the foul mouthed gremlin before he gave you a teasing look

- "i think he likes you, y/n."

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My Favorite Naruto Uzumaki moments!

This is in honor of the young gawd’s holy birthday! He’s the rhyme & the reason!

This list is gonna include everything & anything Naruto related: fillers, movies, Boruto episodes, etc.

When Naruto finally got recognized by the Leaf village & was the hero after Nagato used the rinne rebirth. I fuckin WEEPED! 😭 I was so happy for him. He’s been deserved!

When Naruto slept in the bed next to his dad (Kakashi) at the hospital, so as soon as he got released, they could start training for the creation of rasen-shiruken. He was really in there snoring up a storm & in his boxers. The lack of shame tbh!!!

When Naruto farted in Kiba’s face at the chunin exams & that’s how he won the round. LMAO!

When he was doing the froggy song with Gamatatsu. Omg. So cute! I always go on YT & watch it whenever I wanna get a surge of happiness haha

When Naruto underwent his sage mode training up in Mt. Myoboku. Grandpa sage beat the shit outta him lmao!

When Naruto finally met Kuruma for the first time & told him he been living inside of him for the free & was about time he paid his rent with some chakra. I HOLLERED! That’s my guy!!!

When Naruto went up to Killer B’s room to make peace with him & started rapping. Killer B just closed the door in his face. 😹😹😹

All his interactions with Tobirama. Tobirama dead ass told him he was just as goofy as his daddy. Kfixjbdjskd

When Naruto hit Konahamaru upside his head for being a brat. & I think he did it in front of Hiruzen too. Like. Naruto is fresh outta fucks.

Drunk Naruto. Y’all already know that drunk shinobis are my favorite.

When he went to go train with Killer B & he stuck his head inside that stone thing & made it seem like he got decapitated. Yamato was shook! Naruto be having poor Yamato stressed.

When he protected the entire Leaf village from Momoshiki’s attack!!! He really did that!!! The greatest Kage to ever do it! Don’t argue with me! Argue with ya mama!

When he fought alongside Sasuke against Momoshiki & they whooped his mfin ass! Best fight ever.

When Naruto called Onoki shorty gramps & he was like, “I’m the Tsuchikage, boy!” Jdudhsjsjsk! The lack of respect!

When Naruto was fighting Obito & he telepathically called all his friends down with him & when they got there, he gave all of them a rasengan & a cloak. BITCH!!!! An iconic scene!!!

When Anko was telling everybody about the forest of death & he mimicked her. Why he twist his hips like that??? Lmao

When Naruto used the sexy jutsu on Kaguya. Jesus.

When Naruto met Kushina. Omg. So many emotions. He was so cute.

When Naruto was telling Minato everything to relay back to Kushina. Man. RIP to me. I could not take it.

When Shikamaru gave up during the chunin exams & Naruto went down to scold him. Then Shikamaru yelled back at him. The beginning of becoming BFF’s!!!

When Naruto helped Boruto make his rasengan into the giant one. Listen. I was not ready for all that. It was so rude & beautiful.

When Naruto took Boruto to Ichiraku’s & was telling him about taking Hinata there for there first date. HOOOOMYGOOODD! That smile while he was telling him!!!

When Boruto told Naruto that he unlocked a new power & he just assumed that he stole the forbidden jutsu scroll. Like Naruto, a once former bad ass, produced another bad ass. Then Boruto said he don’t wanna be associated w/ a mf like that. NARUTO WAS SHOOK! Lmao then Shikamaru & Hinata laughed! One for the books.

When all the guys went over to his apartment to hang out & play cards. The precious babies.