#bit* Tbh i think ein looks better in what this is based off of but Whatever he's still cute

[laurmaus]

DO NOT LET. HER COOK

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My Rating of the upcoming 'Ein Herz für Bitches' Album by Katja Krasavice (dropping on Friday!!!)

Based on the snippet that was uploaded to Youtube <3

Frst of all: Katja uploaded a snippet video for all her albums (not counting Boss Bitch) and this one immediately took second place so I felt like making a rating for what I think about the songs now vs. what I will rate them once they're actually released on Friday.

Best Katja Snippets:

Eure Mami Snippet (watch it, I love it)

Ein Herz für Bitches Snippet (watch it for the half-naked men on leashes)

Pussy Power (sadly kinda lame in comparison)

Ein Herz für Bitches (A heart for Bitches)

Legend - 15/10 this will be a mean as fuck track and I will love it

Frauen - already released 9/10 bit too mainstream for me but super cute song, also feminism! Yay! (also this music video reminded me that i need to make gifsets of her again because she looks sooo cute in this omg)

Ein Herz für Bitches - 10/10 I am very confident that I will love this

Mia Khalifa - 11/10 She uploaded a snippet of this months ago and I've been waiting for it. It's gonna go hard.

Ich hab den schönsten Arsch der Welt - already released 11/10 remake of a song from 2003 (I have memories of watching this music video on Viva) and tbh? It's better. (But I mean, not surprising considering that Felix Jaehn is involved). If this is not playing at the club while I am wine drunk and feeling slutty, I am leaving.

Wie Gott mich schuf - 10/10 The amount of people who will be angry about this song because she is singing about looking how God made her while being heavily operated brings my bitter heart a lot of joy (also if you're religious, I do enjoy the interpretation of God approving of whatever surgery you're doing because they know what you look like in your heart and that's how they intended to make you in the first place - they simply gave you the tools to do so yourself).

Deutschland Sucht Die Super Bitch - 10/10 this is gonna be a feel good song with a nice beat

Neonlights - already released 10/10 a queer anthem! The second verse isn't as strong but the first one made me tear up so

Ohne einen Mann - 11/10 apparently based off a tiktok trend?? The melody is rippped off of Narcotic and I stan tbh

Birthday Sex - 8/10 forgettable so far

Bilderbuch - 7/10 it's featuring Jill so I have not much faith in it (Jill cannot exactly sing)

Teil Mich - 20/10 if this doesn't fuck as hard as I am expecting I will be SO disappointed

Kein Platz für uns beide - 9/10 another solid break up song

Milchshake - 8/10 classic Katja Song but not feeling it so far (it's about swallowing lmao)

Katja will upload a music video for one of the unreleased songs on Thursday, fingers crossed it's Teil Mich or Mia Khalifa.