#bisho plays ffxiv

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this game is actively fucking with me

[elfyourmother]

thank you so much for coming like it was legitimately so much fun to see everyone

also in case no one cried enough, dandy told me later on that everything vikki had on was meant to represent the lads she was standing in for:

-Aymeric’s blue earrings

-Haurchefant’s shield

-Estinien’s lily

@elfyourmother and @dandelionofthanatos FF Wedding, part 1

And because I took a ton of screencaps, all of the good ones can be found here. These are for fancy photosets.

[elfyourmother]

twice in a row I roll a 5 on Halone and the second time I lost her to the DPS I spent most of my time picking up off the floor

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Finally got home from work to check the Hail Mary lottery entry I did for the lulz to relocate the goblet house and ended up winning my dream beach house in Shirogane 😭😭😭

I never have to look at those goddamn giant Namazu ever again 😭😭😭😭😭

[elfyourmother]

Me and @allycryz had a lil 4 person treasure group and not only did all 3 of my maps lead to portals, we got to the final boss and won on my last map!

bunnies love me that’s just all there is to it

[elfyourmother]

kitties are always welcome! ❤️

I visited @elfyourmother‘s apartment and they happened to be there 😳

[elfyourmother]

I’m sobbing I was healing prae for tomes and got a Yotsuyu GNB for a tank who stayed IC the whole time

[elfyourmother]

I am begging y’all to take the Scions into Ktsis Hyperborea if you haven’t yet because the way they all react on the first boss’ peekaboo routine is hysterical

Alisaie starts spamming Contre Sixte on all the wrong mounds the second time. Y’shtola literally RP walks to the right one she’s so unimpressed

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after about a decade of swearing off rp in any form forever I actually attended a Mateus rp event held by a mutual on bird site and despite having crazy anxiety and freezing up for the first couple of hours I finally got off the couch and let Gisele be Gisele and ended up having so much fun

I leaned on the Atelier stuff which helped a lot

but I’m not averse to the notion and might do it again???

[elfyourmother]

fhfhfhch I was like WHO IS THIS SMOKING HOT LIZARD IN MY HOUSE and then!!!

SLKDMFLFJL when you go to your mutual’s house in FFXIV and they appear right behind you while you’re signing the guest book @elfyourmother​ (and special appearance by @dandelionofthanatos​!)

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I finished the buildings on my island finally and let me get this straight

Merlwyb, at the end of the Melee quests, told Gisele she’d like to have a drink with her as “comrades”

now, she’s gifting her a pair of daisy dukes

ma’am this is sapphic behavior.

[elfyourmother]

ty for giving us a dialogue option regarding Zenos that isn’t railroading us into being cruel about him

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a very cute elf girl complimented my ast glam and we bees knee’d together while another elf girl dressed in an extremely alternative lifestyle manner did glow sticks at us and I’m pretty sure that counts as a pride event

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I’m sorely tempted to reroll Gisele on another server now just to play it over again in French

french haurchefant is glorious and i am so tempted to just switch language in ffxiv to PRACTICE MY FRENCH BECAUSE I AM SO BAD AT IT NOW LOL.

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ran Aglaia last night in a bird site organized all Black Mage group with 1 healer per alliance and it was the most fun I’ve had in a raid since the halcyon days of Drunk Karazhan on WoW forever ago

we even cleared it too, despite things getting really hilarious on Nald’thal

eating a tankbuster that’s twice your actual hp pool is hysterical

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I GOT MY MED!!!!!!!!

the fact that it’s not near a MB or really anything at all worked in my favor just as I suspected, I’m not sure anyone else was even in that lottery

…kind of wanting to move my apt back to Shiro now though