#birfday thots

[oonajaeadira]

here's what i think

An anniversary is a really good time to reassess.

I really hate the lead up to my yearly job assessment, but every year I leave my boss' desk knowing that I'm valued and I'm actually contributing and innovating more than I can see from my perspective. It's an amazing motivator and helps me to appreciate my work. I hate doing it, but so glad when it's done.

I very much believe that we should have to retake our drivers test every year. It reminds people how to navigate a four-way stop and weeds out people who are not fit to drive for whatever reason. Cars are murder machines and a yearly test ensures most people will think about the choices they make and remember the rules more readily.

On our anniversary, the SO and I take the time to appreciate our relationship and put on the table things we'd like to work on or change, things we'd like to do in the next year together. It helps to get it out at once, shine up the nice bits, sift through the things we don't need anymore. Clears the air, confirms we're on the same page.

Birfdays should be the same. I like to walk through my day as normally as possible--well, maybe with a few treats--and just appreciate what I have, listen and look at the world around me and realize what life is and what's in it--that I"M in it. Try to clear my head of the mundane and see creation for what it is--one big damned miracle.

In a perfect world, I think we should be able to go to a life expert once a year on our birfday and just tell them what we think about anything and everything. Maybe just recount our blessings, talk about what we've learned in the past year, how we've grown spiritually or bodily. Maybe even just be quiet or say, "Yeah, it's good, I'm pretty content." However long or short it takes. Then they say, "Great. Today you are one year older. Would you like to try for another?" And most of the time people will say, "Yes. I will keep having this adventure" or "Yes, I would like to try a different tactic this year" or "It's hard, but I don't think I'm done yet" and they are sent on their way. The point being that they have to say out loud to another human "I am alive and here's how I feel about it and I'm going to live at least one more year if I can." But on the flip side, say you've been suffering illness or you're old and hurting, I think you should be able to say on that day "I've seen some pretty neat stuff and laughed a lot, but I'm not going to get better and every day will hurt a little more. I can't see myself going through another year of this. I think I'm ready to just call it in." And then you would have a medical team to help you shut it all down with ease and dignity and mercy. There's some nuance to every situation, of course. In a perfect world, I'm saying. A world that doesn't and can't exist.

A year is a very short time. It's long enough to forget rules or that things exist outside of routine. I always pop my parking brake when I stop for gas because if you don't use it--if you don't shake it up now and then--it can rust in place and get stuck. It can lose its function and reason for being.

I like to use anniversaries to "pop my parking brake" and "look through the owner's manual." Just to refresh. Just to make sure the system is functioning. And maybe remind myself on a tip or two of how to drive this thing.

Yes, life is very nice. I am enjoying it a lot. It was a good year full of friends and stories and dogs and seeing the world. Yes, I think I shall do another.

[wh0re4olderm3n]

im one yr older to be able to date mgg (I'm delulu)

[the-murphy-peter]

Can yo say “yippy it me birfday” wif thot piccy of Marc? and saey it wos my ibea pleese and fank yu!

Yippy its me birfday

It was Marc’s idea

[shojoboy]

tbh My Chem should be Cancelled just for having $460 pit tickets lol

[ramen-rambles]

submissive katsuki fic where reader invites dom!shoto in for sum fun :’) katsuki would b so embarrassed to have shoto see him that way *cries*

WOW, Shouto would never live that down. He’d totally use it against Bakugou.

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Imagine, you’ve made a wreck out of Katsuki’s pretty little body. You’ve got him on his hands and knees, ass up in the air as you continue to tease and lick your way around his tight rim, hands languidly jerking him off, he moans out your name, hands fisting the sheets below him.

“F-fuck, don’t you dare fucking stop, baby” you have him so close to an orgasm, and then he hears the door open, stopping him dead in his tracks. What the fuck was that half and half bastard doing in the middle of your bedroom? Katsuki’s embarrassed to say the least, Todoroki probably heard him moaning like a whiny fucking bitch as his girlfriend was eating him out.

“What in the fuck are you doing here?” He said, trying to salvage what little pride he had left. Earlier, you had explained to him that you had a little surprise waiting. But he didn’t expect this.

Shouto makes his way towards the two of you. He pulls you up towards his lips, crashing them together while he makes your boyfriend watch, pushing Katsuki’s face down towards the mattress. He doesn’t know why, but the thought of Icy Hot fucking his girlfriend made his cock twitch with desire, precum beading at the tip, dripping down onto the bed. Todoroki pulls away from you and says,

“Now, now. Why don’t we have some fun with you, Katsuki? You look so good with when you’re down on your knees...”

[ebony-emo-hippie]

My friend and I was klownin on my Bday 😂

[jksthot-remade]

AM I LATE??????? ODNNF HAPPY BDAY NIYAH 🌞🌞💘💞💘💘💞💘💞💌💕💌💖🎉🎉🎊🎈🎈🎁🎁🎂🎂🎂

NO UR NOT TY ILY! ❤️

[friend-san]

Happy early birfday u gothicc THOT.

JUST GOTH ME UP

[jhoe]

@sopethot happy birfday niyah u THOT ! i just want u to kno on dis blessedt day det i love u so much 😓 ur rly one of my favorite ppl on this hellsite but also in di world 🌎! ur so funny nd full of good vibes een tho all u do is talk bout piss sum bout it jus makes me so happy bc i jus want u to enjoy urself n be happy forever een if it mean slurpin a fifth of hobs piss :/ anyway,, ur beautiful n mean so much to me n just make my blog worth runnin honestly n i kno i been slackin so i aint told u in a while but u rly just make my life so much brighter n my heart a lil happier nd i jus love u ! im gonna shut up but happy bday u angel nd i hope u have a good day 💕

[frizzlez-art]

BESTIES ITS MY BIRFDAY LETS GOOO

[ramen-rambles]

need a sub bakugou fic where everyone takes turns on him asap , he’d be so cute and embarrassed being used by everyone but we all know he’d enjoy it too :”))))

A gangbang with the Bakusquad!? That got me drooling 🤤

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It’s Katsuki’s birthday, so of course, all of you guys would treat him like the pretty pillow princess he is. Touching and pleasuring him in every way, shape, and form.

You’re his girlfriend so you get first dibs on him. You go straight for his throbbing cock, stroking him and slowly jerking his length, getting his precum to bead at the tip. You place small kitten licks all over his pretty cock, dragging your lips up and down, gently taking his balls in your mouth, sucking on it like a lollipop.

Kirishima goes down with you, but he goes for Katsuki’s asshole. The redhead swipes the pad of his tongue across the blonde’s rim, which clenches as he was taken aback from the suddenness of the intrusion. Eijirou continues to lick all over him, before sticking his tongue inside of his tight hole. Lazily going in and out, tongue fucking Katsuki’s rim before he spits all over his fingers and starts pumping them inside of him.

Denki is eye level with him, grabbing the side of Katsuki’s head, and messily locking lips with each other. It’s messy, gross, and hot all at the same time. Seeing them swap spit with each other sends vibrations staright to your cunt, your pussy clenching as you can feel yourself getting more and more turned on.

Meanwhile, Mina and Sero are on either side of his chest. Their mouths latched onto either of his hardened nipples, licking and sucking on them, letting their saliva dribble down across his chest. Mina takes this as an opportunity to graze her fingers across Bakugou’s toned abs, before she grabs the back of your head, pushing you down further onto Katsuki’s aching cock, causing you to gag on his thick length.

“A-ah, fuck!” The ash blonde moans out, teary eyed and blissed out beyond belief.

All of you giggle, loving the way that the usually temperamental blonde looks like a bitch in heat, getting waves of pleasure pumped throughout the coarse of his entire body.