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your most hated internet horror series list 🙏

THANK you for asking, sorry i missed it

im currently playing a fun game with my sister where we're just watching everything on this list that said 'rate analog horrors' (which is my least favourite genre) it is so tedious and horrible. highly recommend. as you can see, the mandela catalog received its own little section because while it is better made than a lot of these, it ruined the genre so entirely through its popularity that i cannot forgive it (its also gauche as shit so i don't feel that bad). this list is also funny because it only contains stuff made in the past 4 years so i dont get to put my old favies on it.

if you want 'so bad its funny to watch it' the classics of the genre like mandela and walten are always a go to. a couple of extras i would include for you are grub and snitch and the boiled one phenomenon (not listed). love it its so cute

if you do a watch party make an 'analog horror' bingo sheet. put shit like 'blue VHS' 'same VHS filter every time' 'spooky murderer' 'weird text to voice' 'police tape censoring stuff that it makes no sense to censor' 'stupid fucking code i am not going to open a second tab for' 'child made this' 'one person is voice acting the whole thing' 'i think tech was more advanced than this in 2004'

tell me some of ur faves i'd love to hear

#currently swamped will make a proper beloathed list and post it laters #ones that i enjoyed are above this #the majority are not listed #most of them are DNF because they were going nowhere interesting #did watch all of grub and snitch. iconic #the ok tier means it has some stuff in it that i enjoyed.#or like i was impressed by how it was made #ik a lot of people like broadside beach and it was impressive in its making but its story was so fucking cliche and the codes were so annoy #ng #dont get me wrong i like an ARG. i like an ARG when the codes fit into the story telling. and its a story worth telling #felt like a HUGE waste of my time #what else on here do i need to defend my opinion on #the monument mythos? i feel thats self explanatory. loved the start then it got stupid #the stupid lacey one. its so clearly made by a child i dont need to expand on that #oh blorngo horn is nothing its just up there because it was funny #and i think chezz only got a boost for being early to the punch. i dont remember much about it i watched it like 2 years ago #birdhouse got a push because it was so clearly some kids passion project and they put so much love into it it was sweet #fnaf vhs is high because i dont know. i let my sister put that one on i do not know jack abt fnaf #the 'nice drawing' genre should be above :/ but its niche so i didnt want it in the way of our sorting

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