#bio teacher is 6 feet and shes soooooo cool

[themoonstonechronicler]

quotes from my teachers so far:

"technically i make money off minors" -math teacher

"don't tell my coworkers: im not actually a history teacher. im a philosophy teacher pretending to be one cause no one pays philosophers" -history teacher

"if one more person says 'learn through osmosis' im failing you all. thats not accurate" -bio teacher

"being hot is not an excuse to torture and kill people" -english teacher

"so people would go to this temple to get high and bitten by snakes, then they would be healed" -ancient greek teacher

"i dont want to be a temperature sexist" -math teacher

i will attempt to update this