#billcipherisntreal

[billcipherisntreal]

Do you ever miss your family, Bill?

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. WHY WOULD I MISS THE GARBAGE DUMP I GREW UP IN? WHY WOULD I MISS THE PEOPLE WHO NEVER STOOD UP FOR ME? WHO SHUNNED MY EVERY ATTEMPT TO GET THEM TO SEE THE THINGS I SAW? GOOD RIDDANCE. I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR OF THAT PLACE OR THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN.

ˢᵈᵃ ᵘˢᵃᵉ ᵗⁿ ᵐᵘᵗ ᵗᵈᵃ ᵐʳᵘˢᵗˢ ⁿᵇᵇ ᵏʸ ᵇʰᵛⁿʳᶠᵗᵃ ˢʰˡᵉʷᶠᵐᵈᵃˢ. ᶠ ʷʰˢ ʰʲʷʰʸˢ ᵈᵃʳ ᵒᶠʲʲʸ.

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OH MY GOD???????

it is 2024 and im sitting here kicking my legs and stimming over a fucking triangle in a top hat and a bowtie. FUCK.

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Bill can I hug you

SURE! FULL DISCLOSURE THOUGH, NOT ONLY DO I HAVE A NASTY HABIT OF BITING, BUT I’VE ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO REARRANGE EVERY ORIFICE IN ONE’S BODY, AS WELL AS ADDING BRAND NEW ONES!

BRING IT IN PAL!

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Okay, I'll bite. Why do you keep putting symbols on the inside covers of my books? They're old, quit messing with them you oversized Dorito.

LOOK, JUST BECAUSE SOME RANDOM SYMBOLS KEEP SHOWING UP AMONG YOUR LITERARY PAPERWEIGHTS DOESN’T MEAN I’M ALWAYS THE CULPRIT BEHIND THINGS, YOU SENTIENT SAUSAGE CASING. WAS I THE ONE TO VANDALIZE YOUR POSSESSIONS? ASK MY LAWYER! BUT STILL, ITS SO RUDE OF YOU TO EVEN ASSUME I DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, IF YOU HEAR CHANTING IN A FREQUENCY ONLY DOGS ARE SUPPOSED TO HEAR LATER TONIGHT, IGNORE IT, IT DOESN’T INVOLVE YOU.

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I'm asking about your super secret *checks smudged writing on my hand* Lifelong Deal Offer?

THAT, AND IT APPEARS YOU’VE ALREADY DEVOTED YOURSELF TO A DIFFERENT GOD ALREADY. ONE THAT REEKS OF ROTTEN FISH AND THE INABILITY TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TWENTY FOUR. GO LORD OVER THAT LOSER AND STOP WASTING MY TIME.

[mjthefaeva]

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Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

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Hey I have no idea what the hell happened with the tags last night???? I passed out mid writing them cause I had a long day, But the post itself went up somehow even though I was asleep.

I don’t normally talk in all caps like that? Is someone messIng with my account? I put on 2 factor notifications and everything, I’m gonna be so pissed if I’ve gotta redo this whoLe account cause some scam thing got ahoLd of my info.

If it happens agaIn I just won’t do tags on a poSt.

AnyWays! I’m a huge GF fan if my lAst post wasn’t an indicator of it! Feel free to discuss fan theories and sTuff with me, my ask box is always open!

I’m going off to College again in a few weeks too, so Heads up, I mIght be a teeny bit iNactive the closer we get to August, but I swear I’ll try to keep up with this fanbloG!

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Okay HEY I didn’t even know about the RANDOM OTHER POSTS????

Guys the only posts I’ve made so far are this one, the last one, and the intro post with the weird tags that showed up after I passed out. Apparently there’s a couple other posts including one linking to a weird website? Please do NOT click any links from me, I don’t have any plans to post links or anything like that unless I explicitly state otherwise. Maybe report the post as a spammy/scammy link too?

I only know about all this cause a friend told me the post history on this account is erratic and weird :/ unfortunately I cannot see these other posts and now I’m starting to freak out cause I can’t afford a new phone or laptop rn, and I’ll be real screwed if a hacker somehow got ahold of everything qwq

Sorry this post isn’t focusing on gravity falls content but I wanna make it known I did NOT post that link and whoever did clearly has some vile intentions. Stay safe y’all please don’t click any mystery links it’s not a free iPhone I promise

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Just got my hands on something good, I can feel it!!! It’s almost 3AM here though so I’m probably gonna head off to bed instead of reading this, sadly. Code cracking will have to wait!

[thewallshaveeyes]

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this is perhaps the shittiest thing i’ve ever drawn

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Okay, that’s it, I give up. You hear me Bill? I give up. This account is yours now, go nuts, I don’t care anymore. I’ll just post actual gravity falls stuFf on my maIn blog iNstead.

You can hAve this one as long as you leave alL my other socials alone.

Everyone pLease give Bill a hard time, it’s payback for all this sucker has done to me the past few daYs.

Sayonara you weaboo shits or whatever

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OH FINALLY, I WAS WONDERING WHEN MY NEXT SHIPMENT OF THESE WOULD COME IN, I JUST RAN OUT!

NOTHING BEATS UNETHICALLY SOURCED HUMAN FLESH SPAGHETTI!

BY THE WAY KID, TELL YOUR UNCLE HE STILL OWES 8-BALL FOR THE BET THEY MADE FOUR CENTURIES AGO. AND HE BETTER HOP TO IT, CAUSE FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, OLE OCHO LOCO MIGHT BE UPPING HIS DEMANDS THE LONGER YOUR UNCLE IGNORES HIM.

HEY, AT LEAST HE NEVER MADE ANY OUTSTANDING BETS WITH ME, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’VE INVERSE EVISCERATED ENOUGH VARIANTS OF HIM THAT I THINK HE’S WISED UP TO ME BY NOW!

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHY DOES MY BLOG LOOK LIKE THAT????

THAT’S NOT THE COLOR SCHEME OR HEADER I HAD SET FOR THIS BLOG?????

[natinkart]

OMFG BUAHAHAAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST REBLOG EVER. thanks @billcipherisntreal for keeping me spider feed I guess HAHAHAAH

WHY OH WHY DO I NOT LIVE IN THE US?! I NEED THE BOOK OF BILL

I NEED IT AAAAAAAA

and I have this keychain hanging over my bed since my first ever con that was 6 YEARS AGO. I HAD BILL WATCHING ME SLEEP ALL THESE YEARS FOR NOTHING?!? I CAN'T EVEN SELL MY SOUL RIGHT COME ON

I have to wait for September for the release in my country and I can't buy the gold version I'm- aaaaaaaaa

I just hope it's not going to cost like 50€...

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It really seems like Bill was possessing you and took over your blog for the night

You didn't make any deals with him, did you? 👀

NO!!!!! PLEASE I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING T^T

The worst I did was do the thing on that one page with the handprint where you sign your name BUT I DID IT AS A JOKE I SWEAR I DIDN’T ACTUALLY WANT TO SUMMON THE GUY

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Op I think Bill was possessing you

I have a hunch he might be watching you too 👀

What makes you say that? Like yeah haha I get it I’m a gravity falls fanblog and all but ain’t that a bit too much?