#bill s. preston esq. imagine

[crue-sixx]

Whoa...Triplets?! (Bill & Ted Imagine)

This was requested.

Summary: Bill & Ted are going to be dads, but the biggest surprise is yet to come.

This is pretty short, but I hope you all enjoy it!

It was no secret that Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Theodore “Ted” Logan were the best of friends. You could even almost say they were like brothers. They did almost everything together. That even included proposing to their girlfriends at the same time and having a double wedding, which was pretty interesting. Joanna and Elizabeth didn’t seem to mind at all. In fact, they were all for it. They were a tight-knit group after all.

After Bill and Ted married the princesses, they started focusing even more on their music and it wasn’t long till they were finally at a level of success that they’d only dreamed of reaching. Wyld Stallyns found themselves playing sold out stadiums, which was a far cry from when they were playing in Bill’s garage.

Once Bill and Ted had achieved such a feat, they each decided it was time for them to do something else to make their lives even more excellent...start a family of their own. The two men really didn’t plan this one out amongst each other. Bill just knew he was ready to start a family and Ted just so happened to know the same.

It really shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise when Joanna and Elizabeth became pregnant around the same time. However, it did come as a shock to Bill and Ted.

“Whoa, dude, I didn’t know you were going to start a family!” Ted had exclaimed when Bill had given him the news. “You never told me!”

“You never told me you were going to start a family either, dude,” Bill had retorted. “This is most...bizarre.”

If Bill thought that that was bizarre then he was really in for a treat when the news came that Joanna was having not one, but three babies. That’s right...triplets, but that wasn’t even the bizarre part. That would come later.

“Dude, you will never believe what I just found out!” Bill exclaimed as he came running into the music studio one day.

Ted was already there, strumming away on his guitar, which he had obviously become much better at through time. He was finally a very talented musician just like his idol, Eddie Van Halen.

“What’s up?” Ted asked as he stopped playing his guitar to give his full attention to his best friend.

“Me and Joanna just found out that she’s having triplets!” Bill yelled out in excitement. “That means three babies, Ted!”

“Whoa...triplets?!” Ted asked, feeling shocked at the news. His best friend was about to be a father to three babies. “Dude, you’re going to be a dad to three kids...I’m going to be an uncle to three kids. This is most excellent!”

Bill started to do their signature air guitar move while Ted used his actual guitar because it was right there after all.

It wasn’t long after that that Ted found out some exciting news himself. This is where it really gets bizarre. He honestly didn’t know if he was more shocked or excited, however. He knew just the person to tell the news to first.

“Bill, dude, you will never believe this,” Ted said on the phone with his best friend.

“Ted, we literally went time traveling in a phone booth and our wives come from the Iron Maiden days and I’m not talking the band! I think I can believe a lot more than you think.”

“That’s a good point,” Ted commented. “Anyways, me and Elizabeth just came back from her ultrasound and it turns out that we’re having triplets too!”

“Seriously, dude?!” Bill exclaimed. Okay, maybe this was a bit hard to believe. How was it that the both of them would be having triplets and at the same time? “No way! We’re both going to be dads to triplets?!”

“Yeah!” Ted yelled. “Dude, do you realize that we’re having like a whole band?!”

“Whoa! I didn’t even think about it like that, Ted. This is most excellent! Maybe they can all start their own band when they’re old enough. Might even be better than us!”

“I don’t know if I should be excited or worried about that,” Ted commented as he pulled a confused face. “Well, I gotta go. Elizabeth is hungry and if I don’t get her a pizza ordered soon then she might literally bite my head off.”

“Ah, pregnancy cravings,” Bill replied, understanding that completely since he was in the same boat with Joanna. “I’ll talk to you later, dude.”

“Later, Bill,” Ted said and hung up the phone then immediately called in a pizza for his wife.

Bill and Ted definitely seemed to do everything together, but they both had not expected this. However, they thought it was most excellent and couldn’t be more happy. Besides, they were more than excited to jam out with their kids and to start another band when they were old enough to learn how to play. They were sure their kids would be fans of rock music. Their fathers were rock stars after all.

[polyghostfacehours]

Scream (1996) where everything's the same except Bill and Ted are Ghostface

[locke-writes]

Over Time

Author: locke-writes

Title: Over Time

Song: Mary's Song - Taylor Swift, with Bill S. Preston Esq. For: @ringa-starr��

Rating: T

Word Count: 1,033

Tag List: Ask to be Added

Wylde Stallyns had one last song on their set list, or at least the main part of the show. You knew they still had a three song encore to perform after hiding out backstage for a few minutes, just long enough to grab water and wipe the sweat from their faces. Bill grinned at you before rushing back onstage to the roaring crowd, you smiled back touching the wedding ring on your finger and finding your mind drifting back to the start of everything.

You'd moved to San Dimas in the fourth grade because your father had a new job. It was only about an hour away from where you used to live but for a nine year old that felt like forever away. Of course it also didn't help that you were moving in the middle of the school year when friendships were already established, you'd be the odd man out.

For the most part you were right, you'd been introduced to the class right after the first bell rang, ushered to your seat and then made to remain quiet during lessons. At recess you weren't sure just where to go or what to do, at your old school you might have been playing tag with friends, or waiting for your turn at the swings. Here, you didn't know the playground rules, didn't know who to join or what games everyone played.

Then came Bill with Ted in tow. Quickly the three of you became absolutely inseparable. You were often referred to as the 'three musketeers' always together, always getting into some sort of trouble. In elementary school it was easy to maintain friendships, playing together at recess and seeing one another for birthday parties or begging to go to the park together. You were close to the both of them but it seemed easier to confide in Bill than in anyone.

When you hit middle school the three of you had different classes but you still walked home together. You always managed to stay out late, crashing at someone's house only to be out most of the next day hanging out at the mall or theater hopping whenever there was actually a movie worth watching. Middle school was also the time that you were certain that you had a crush on Bill which pretty much changed absolutely everything.

For the longest time you thought that you were keeping your crush under control. It wasn't hard focus on classes that you didn't have with Bill but he became a distraction in any other area. Whether other friends noticed they didn't say although you were fairly certain that Ted knew because Ted could read you like a book. You attempted to get rid of your crush on him, attempted to figure out a way to get rid of the feelings that consumed you and still there was no progress made.

Of course what you hadn't known at the time was that Bill felt the same. Honestly the idea of being famous was only part of the reason why Wylde Stallyns was formed, the other part was a rather sappy idea of writing love songs for you. At least that would have been easier than confessing that he no long saw you as just a friend, easier than ruining everything with you.

Everything was easier when you kept your feelings a secret. Friendship was a lot easier than risking it all for a relationship, so you both did nothing. Sometimes it felt like the two of you had been on the same wavelength but you brushed that off. You wanted to pretend that it meant something when he said he'd go to school dances with you, choosing to ignore the phrase 'as friends' that seemingly was tacked on to everything.

And as time went on, transitioning from middle school to high school, that was what you needed. Everything had to be easier, everything needed to be easier in order for you to keep pretending that you weren't in love with Bill.

Everything was easier when you pretended like it didn't hurt to see him with others. Everything was easier when you ended up swearing Ted to secrecy after he asked you why you and Bill weren't dating. Everything was easier, until it wasn't. And you supposed time travel had a large variety of benefits.

The history projects had to be done individually or in pairs. Bill and Ted had decided almost immediately to be partnered up which they were apologetic about but also, you didn't care. It would have been weird to come between them and you knew if you were partnered up with Bill you might not even be able to focus, if you were partnered with Ted, he'd do what he always did when the two of you were alone - try and convince you to ask Bill out.

Of course what you hadn't anticipated to happen was that the two of them would meet a time traveler and ace their presentation because they'd brought back historical figures. What you hadn't anticipated was Billy the Kid being adept at relationship advice, more than Ted ever was, and managing to get Bill to see what he'd missed throughout all the years. He was in love with you, just as you were in love with him.

It's hard to thank someone for helping you realize your true feelings for someone, or for helping get you into a relationship with someone when that person is from another time.  If you could have thanked him, if Rufus had let you keep the telephone booth, you would have thanked him for giving you your future.

You knew that you loved Bill, you knew now that he loved you as well. You had come to the realization that many had when they saw the two of you together, that being with him was where you were meant to be. Had any one of those people tried telling you that one day you'd be married to your best friend, you would have told them they were wrong, but years later watching him perform on stage, touching the ring on your finger, it was a truth you were grateful to accept.

[cyberdva]

mark and johnny give off subtle bill and ted vibes to me and i don’t know why

[ghoul-lover9000]

Ted w/ a s/o who’s parents disapprove of him

You’d been friends with both them at school forever. They were the sweetest guys at San Dimas High and hanging out with them was always laid back and fun. But the first time you brought them over to your house before you and Ted were dating, your parents flipped out. They didn’t stand for any goofing off so naturally they despised the two boys who came into their house and would not stop air-guitaring and talked like they were perpetually stoned. This of course leads to your dad pulling you aside and saying “No, those boys have got to go.”

They really don’t get offended when your dad promptly throws them out. They don’t have the most supportive parents ever either so they get it. If you want to rant about how unsupportive they are, they are here for you, you bodacious babe.

When you and Ted do start going out though, he naturally wants to see you more. 

Ted tries to sneak into your window at night. I’m just imagining you looking out your window completely not ready to see him smiling like an idiot and waving to you while he’s stuck in the tree next to your bedroom window and Bill is waiting at the base of the tree yelling for Ted to be careful and stop yelling because your parents could wake up. 

Ted: Babe! We are here to rescue you from your most uncool parents!

You prefer the method of just telling your parents that you’re going to the library more than your handsome, tragically naive boyfriend hanging from a tree for obvious reasons. Your favorite “lie” to tell is that you’re going out to see your favorite local band. 

Like in any other situation when you’re dating one of them, it feels like you’re dating both of them because you will never have any alone time with him unless it’s once in a blue moon. 

Once you and him are dating, he tries endlessly to get your parents to like him. He tries his best to talk less slangy and carefree. He brings your parents flowers. He tries to drop the fact that he’s the son of the police chief. Nothing works. You try and convince him that he doesn’t need your parents’ approval when he gets too concerned about it. 

Ted really wants his dad to like you because at least one parent should approve of you both dating. As long as you act a little more sophisticated than Ted, his father will praise the heavens that he found someone to “round him out”. And, if it means anything, Ted’s little brother, Deacon, approves of you no matter who you are. He’s just happy to see his brother is not a complete burnout since he got you. 

It’s easier to sneak into his house because his father loves you and this is the only place you guys can make out comfortably. The alternative outside of his house is Bill’s house and making out in front of Bill seems kind of mean because look at his parents. Bill does not need another horny voyeuristic couple in his house. 

Saying that you’re going to a sleepover at your girl friend’s house, but really you, Bill, and Ted are having a sleepover at Bill’s house. You and Ted are cuddling on the couch and you all fall asleep watching some dumb horror movie that for some reason freaks Bill out so much that he ends up moving closer you guys. 

I’ve been having the worst writer’s block ever. Happy that I at least came up with this. Should I do Poly! Bill and Ted or would that be weird? Hope you guys enjoy. 

[wilhelminastark]

Bill and Ted really name their daughters after each other. This ship sailed itself.

Source: @ed_solomon via Twitter

[cold-black-and-infinite]

Sometimes I wonder “would Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted ‘Theodore’ Logan like NIN?” I think the answer would be that they wouldn’t be that into the more synthy works like PHM, but would dig the heavier stuff like “Broken”, and they’d probably like “With Teeth” and “The Slip” since they’re more rock-oriented. I’d imagine they’d be super intimidated by Trent at first, but they’d be pretty chill if they hung out together for a bit (though Trent would probably find them kind of annoying).

[ringa-starr]

Together We Are...

Hi everyone! @idkhow-you-found-me​ I’m your secret santa for the bnt exchange. I really hope you like this!

This was it! This was the very day Bill S. Preston Esq. and his best friend Ted 'Theodore' Logan had been waiting for as long as they could remember. After defeating their evil robot-selves only a month and a half ago, it was time for their very first Wyld Stallions concert.

The two were backstage at one of the most popular concert spots in all of San Dimas, California and even through the duo were a good way backstage, they could still hear the roar of the large crowd that they were soon to face.

"Dude!" Bill cried as he and Ted put their guitars in place and tuned them a bit. It was amazing how fast the boys had learned to play guitar and it was all thanks to their futuristic mentor Rufus. "Listen to that crowd!"

"I know!" Ted grinned widely, "and just think dude, they're here for us!"

This was something Bill had never thought of, but now that he had, everything started coming down on him at once. In ten minutes time, he and Ted would be preforming the very first song they had ever written...in front of thousands of people!

As all of this sunk in deeper, Bill stopped in his tracks, looking off into space. It was only after Ted had gotten his guitar ready that he noticed.

"Bill?" he asked.

Bill did not respond. It seemed as if he were frozen in time.

"Bill?" Ted tried again. "What's the matter, dude?"

It seemed as if the loud cheers of the crowd were able to bring Bill back down to Earth.

"I don't know if I can do this, Ted!" Bill admitted nervously.

"What?!" Ted cried, slightly taken aback. "But you have to Dude! I can't go out there alone!"

"How can you even think of going out there?" Bill asked. "All those people...those thousands of people will be there for us, Ted!"

Ted grinned. "Yeah, I know", he replied, grinning wider. "I'm so excited! It's gonna be most excellent!"

"But imagine if we forget the lyrics or mess up a few cords!" Bill went on.

At that, Ted's grin slowly faded. He never thought about that!

"You're right, Bill!" he said as nervousness filled his own body. "They'll probably boo us off the stage o-or run us out of town!" Now Ted was just as scared as his best friend.

From his spot amongst the other instruments, Death had seen this whole scene play down. Sighing, the overlord of the deceased walked over to the two young adults.

"Alright, what's going on over here?" he asked Bill and Ted who quickly turned their heads in his direction.

"How's it hangin' Death?" Bill greeted his friend.

"We don't know if we can go out there, Dude!" Ted cried.

Death gave the two boys confused looks. "Why not?" he asked. "This is what you guys have been wanting practically your whole lives."

"What if we forget the lyrics?" Bill asked.

"Or trip on stage?" Ted was quick to add.

"Yeah or-"

Bill was cut off by Death holding up his hand to silence him. It was then that the boys saw that Death was looking at them as if they had just told him that they were aliens from Mars and had grown another set of heads.

"What are you two talking about?" Death demanded slowly; his voice low. Bill and Ted looked at each other in unison before looking back at Death.

"I mean come on!" Death went on before pausing and giving a sigh.

He was about to do something that he never thought he would do. After giving his lower lip a small bite, he looked Bill and Ted square in the eyes.

"I've never told anyone this", he confided in the boys, "and I never will again so listen closely...you two have real star potential. I've seen your futures and because of this show tonight, you two will go on to become one of the greatest rock bands this world has ever seen."

Bill and Ted's eyes lit up as the biggest smiles ever crossed their faces. "EXCELLENT!" they screamed in unison before playing air guitar.

Death smiled, secretly glad Bill and Ted were back to their energetic selves. "Now go out there and give that crowd one hell of a show!" he told them before smirking. "If you two will excuse me, I have an assignment to complete."

The three started going in different directions with Death suddenly stopped walking and looked at Bill and Ted over his shoulder. "Oh, and Bill? Ted?" he said.

Bill and Ted looked over their own shoulders in unison. Whatever Death had to tell them better be quick! They only had two minutes before they had to go on stage!

Death gave them a smirk, "Make sure to save room for my forty-minute bass solos."

Bill and Ted rolled their eyes and smiled back before standing in front of the closed curtain, putting themselves in the entrance poses they had worked to perfect for so so long.

Finally, the curtains opened, and the duo was greeted by the screams and cheers of the crowd.

"Hello, San Dimas!" Ted screamed into one of the two mics, causing the crowd to scream louder.

"I am Bill S. Preston Esq.!" Bill announced into the second microphone.

"And I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan!" Ted continued before he and Bill looked at each other in unison before turning back to their microphones to finish their introduction.

"And together we are-" The boys strummed a matching chord on their guitars before playing a small riff, all their fears and worries washing away within the music.

"WYLD STALLIONS!"

[thehuddledmasses]

Jack Faces the Music: A Bill and Ted Movie Review

Bill and Ted: Face the Music, the long-awaited sequel to Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, was recently released on streaming platforms. It’s easy to scoff at this release as yet another film in the slog of remakes and reboots and sequels. However, Face the Music touches upon the core message of the original films, as well as bringing that message so sorely needed today. But I might be getting ahead of myself here. Let’s travel back in time a little bit.

I’ll get it out of the way that I was not alive in the 80s. The movies made in that decade were ones that I sought out on my own when I was going through a phase in my early teenage years. Many movies from that time formed how I viewed the world and what I enjoy from a story-telling perspective. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure was one such film that resonated with me in a most excellent way, dudes.

Having pulled the double feature from the discount movie bin, a 14-year-old me was ready to dive into these movies held up as classics. The story revolves around Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan (played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, respectively) two slacker teens who dream of becoming famous with their band Wyld Stallyns. However they must pass their history presentation or Ted is getting sent to military school, breaking up the band. It’s a most heinous prospect to the two friends and also to Rufus (played by the late George Carlin) a man from a utopian future that exists because of the music of Wyld Stallyns. Through plenty of time travel shenanigans (including Napoleon running rampant at Waterloo waterpark) they eventually succeed and the band can stick together, uniting the world in a most melodious peace.

From the moment I heard Abraham Lincoln say, “Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes,” I knew my life had changed for the better. Excellent Adventure was a delightfully wacky adventure about dreaming big and believing in yourself, and Bogus Journey delved into deeper themes of growth and letting go of the fears that stop you from achieving those dreams. 

In the sequel, Bill and Ted are a little older and getting engaged to fellow band members and bodacious medieval princesses they rescued in the previous movie. They’ve got to win the Battle of the Bands but, of course, their plans are interrupted. A terrorist and former gym teacher who thinks that a society built on love of music is stupid, sends evil robot replicas to kill Bill and Ted and ruin their lives. After traveling through both Heaven and Hell, beating Death in several games like Battleship and Twister, the two make it back to the world of the living. With the help of a Martian named Station, they defeat the evil robots, the terrorists, and their competition in the Battle of the Bands.

They’re silly on the surface, but hit right to the heart of the matter, and Face the Music takes it even further. What do you do when you’re middle-aged, washed-up and still haven’t fulfilled the world-saving destiny that was thrust upon you in your youth? What do you do when you find out you only have 75 minutes to fulfill that destiny or reality itself unravels? What do you do when you find out your wives want to divorce you because all you do is make bad decisions? Well, you time travel some more, of course.This time Bill and Ted are joined by their kids, Wilhelmina “Billie” Logan and Thea “Theadora” Preston (played by Brigette Lundy-Paine and Samara Weaving). The younger Preston-Logan combo decide to help their dads out with their own time travel shenanigans.

It's the unbridled optimism of the 1980s but with the sensibilities of letting go of ego to put trust in the next generation while also respecting the roots of where we come from. Inspiration comes from many places and Face the Music takes care to show that. Jimi Hendrix playing electric guitar to an increasingly frustrated Mozart, then in turn seeing Mozart absolutely delighted to share the flute with Ling Lun touches deep into the core of what it means to be human, even back to the days of cavemen beating drums. We also get Kid Cudi explaining quantum theory.

Music can bring us together, and if we listen and put together the things we like, we can save the world. I won’t spoil the ending of Face the Music, but we see everyone touched by music even when it seems things are most dire. Hope is never lost. It’s not a barrage of celebs singing Imagine; it's a true human connection.

The Bill and Ted trilogy is all about hope and love and what we can achieve if we believe in ourselves and others. And maybe have the help of time travel. With everything happening right now in what has been dubbed “these trying times” all we can really do is be excellent to each other. And party on dudes.

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More B&T headcanons

More hc

-Ted has his haircut bc he pretty much just showed the barber a picture of Dee Dee Ramone

-Bill can (casually) dress pretty well but ted is the one who usually needs,,,a lil help

-he gains a better sense of fashion after high school when he moves in with bill tho

-every time they drink together ted does this lil hip swivel fists up dance when he’s drunk and bill absolutely hates it

-bills mom used to be a bad ass biker gang chick w a lot of tattoos but now she’s in jail,,,she’s really sweet and bill and his dad go to visitation often (sometimes ted tags along and he’s always so excited!! To see !!! mama s. preston esquire !!!!)

-they only have like 2 classes together but they sit with each other at lunch

-they’re both passing English but uhh not too well in everything else

-they’re in and out of detention a lot only sometimes bc they won’t stop talking and giggling during class but mostly bc of tardies

-they have learned how to have basically entire conversations thru facial expressions

-Bill can forge his dad’s signature perfectly and as far as Eugene Preston Esq. knows nothing happens at school

-Ted has a B+ in chemistry bc he cheats his motherfuckin ASS off !!!

-ted loves his dad and capt. Logan loves ted but they just,,,,are very out of touch w each other.. Ted’s dad is super old fashioned (according to the cartoon he’s a republican yikes!) and doesn’t really understand Ted’s personality or the new hip times of San Dimas 1988.. i like to imagine their dynamic like Eric and Red Forman

-both bill and ted place heavy metal and rock as their #1 music taste but synth and gangsta rap come very close

-Bill almost knows an entire cheerleading routine from watching them when they practice

-Ted and Deacon are so cool as brothers they have sworn to never snitch on each other to their dad

-missy is not a dumb hoe!!! Or a gold digger or sugar baby!!!,,,she’s just a super hopeless romantic and falls in and out of love easily, and her charms make men wanna propose to her every one luvs missy she’s so good!!

-ok ppl will admit she’s a lil weird,,,but very cool as well 😎

-Ted had to keep taking the driving test over and over bc he keeps hitting the cones and the only reason he got he license is bc one instructor got so tired of him always bein in the DMV she just passed him anyway

-Bill and ted give each other DIY piercings all the time and the only ones that don’t close up are the ones in their ears and even those got infected (once)

-like for example bill tried to pierce Ted’s nose and they already had enough trouble trying to get the nose ring thru the hole (that was bleeding a lot), but then his body just kinda ,,rejected the (cheap) jewelry over time and the hole closed up in like 2 weeks

-Bill was able to hide his shoulder tattoo from his dad for about half a year before they took a trip to the water park and had to do some explaining real fucking quick

-Ted loves Van Halen and especially David lee Roth and one time got a Charlie horse from trying to do those high kick jumps

-Ted’s dad is the type of guy to stand up in his living room and salute when the national anthem plays on tv and ted and deacon think that shit is so corny

-Bills dad tries so hard to be the hip cool dad bill kinda thinks it’s embarrassing but he loves the freedom he gets

-Bill n ted tried to recruit ppl for Wyld Stallyns but not too many ppl at school were interested and Deacon wasn’t really either.. they weren’t too bummed out bc they have big dreams about getting Eddie Van Halen

-Ted will only let go of a hug if u let go first

-Bill has a major crush on Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy and pretty much only watches the show for her

-At deacon’s baseball games Capt. Logan is pretty quiet until something good happens then he stands up and goes “thaT’S MY SON!!!!! THATS MY SON!!!!! “

-he gets uncomfortable when ted tried to hug him (bc of old fashioned values about guys hugging and toxic masculinity) but he lets it happen,, ted goes all in while Capt. Logan gives a half hearted hug back but ted is oblivious to this

-Bill has glasses but doesn’t wear em bc his vision isn’t *that* bad but he pulls em out whenever he needs to read a sign from super far way

-before they settled on “Wyld Stallyns” bill and ted have considered the following: Rat Piss (with drawn logo provided by bill of a hand squeezing the piss out of a rat), Silk Angel, Jayne Mansfield’s Head, and Loins o’ Fire,,,,they wanted to be Van Halen so fucking bad

-Deacon jokingly suggested “The Brothers Bonehead” but they were just like shut up Deacon

-Ted could (and absolutely will!) inhale an entire jar of pickles

-same thing for bill but except with Kings Hawaiian bread rolls (were those a thing in the 80s-90s?? ah who cares)

-they’re both ticklish but especially Bill !!!!!

-every Christmas is just a battle of “idk dude what do YOU want?”

-whenever bill gets nervous her gets a slight lisp it’s kinda like the S sounds as a “thzhz��� sound but it’s very very unnoticeable unless ur really listening

-Ted’s laugh is the purest sound to touch ur ears,,,heart emoji

-and bill has a lovely singing voice it’s so clear and deep and so nice ted and everyone loves it

-Ted wears a bandana sometimes,,he looks cute ,, just putting that out there

-also ted used to love dinosaurs and reading about them ,, he still does but just doesn’t read about them as much anymore but his love for dinos is still 💯

[crue-sixx]

Eddie & Y/N’s Excellent Adventure (Bill & Ted Imagine)

This was requested.

Summary: Bill and Ted’s kids stumble upon the old time machine. They accidentally travel back in time to when their dads were teens. It’s most excellent!

You and your best friend, Eddie, were hanging out at your home. Your mom had tasked you with tidying up the attic so you recruited Eddie to help you out. His dad, Bill, and yours, Ted, were best friends growing up. They were still best friends so it was no wonder you and Eddie were so tight. You grew up together. Your dads were also in a band together called Wyld Stallyns. They blew up back in the early 90’s and were still going strong.

“I cannot believe your mom is making us do this,” Eddie said as he moved a heavy box out of the way. “It’s bogus!”

“Are you seriously talking like your dad right now?” You asked Eddie, who gave you a look.

“Look, hearing my dad and yours talk like that all the time was bound to rub off on me eventually,” he replied. “Don’t act like you don’t talk like that too, dude.”

“I’m a girl, dude,” you told him as your threw an old vest with a smiley face on the back at him.

He picked the vest up and looked it over before shrugging and putting it on. You’d found all kinds of different clothes. You couldn’t believe your parents actually wore most of the stuff. It was wild and some of it looked very worn and torn. You’d seen pictures so you knew that’s how they looked back in the day too.

“Hey, I look pretty cool in this vest,” Eddie said as he looked at himself in a mirror he’d found. “Think I’ll keep it. I doubt your dad would notice it missing anyways.”

“Help yourself,” you told him and shrugged.

You found some pretty cool things up in the attic, but you’d much rather have been doing something else like scrolling through your phone. You didn’t think you’d be spending your Saturday going through old crap. You ventured off further into the attic and stopped in your tracks when you found an old phone booth.

“Eddie, come here!” You called out to your friend.

He soon came over to where you were and saw what you were looking at. You both didn’t say anything for a moment. You’d never actually seen this phone booth before. You remember your dad used to tell you a wild bedtime story about how he and your uncle Bill traveled in time in a phone booth, but it was just a made up story. He seemed to have some sort of fascination with phone booths.

“A phone booth?” Eddie asked as he stepped up closer to it. “I remember when our dads would tell us stories about traveling in time in one of these things. Those were wild weren’t they?”

You nodded as you stepped up closer to it. You opened the door and looked around before stepping inside. Eddie was soon to join you inside as well. It was pretty cramped with the two of you. There was a phone book that you flipped through.

Eddie took the phone off the hook and held it up to his ear. You remembered your dad telling you how it worked, but you didn’t believe it. For fun, you typed in some random numbers. You didn’t really expect anything to happen. You were proven wrong, however, when the booth appeared to light up and you were suddenly being teleported somewhere else. You and Eddie screamed as the booth went flying to who knew where. You saw some flashing lights and felt like you were moving really fast.

“What did you do?!” Eddie yelled out as the phone booth kept going, not seeming to stop.

“I don’t know!” You yelled out.

You both continued screaming till the booth finally landed somewhere. You and Eddie stopped screaming and just stared at each other in shock. That thing couldn’t have actually travelled through time...right? That wasn’t possible.

You finally opened the door again and stepped out. Eddie was soon to follow you. You looked around and found yourself inside what appeared to be a garage. Why would you be in a garage? You continued looking around and finally noticed two guys stood with guitars, looking mesmerized. They were wearing retro looking clothes, like they’d came straight out of the 80’s.

“Woah!” They both finally said then looked at each other.

Why did those two guys look so familiar? You squinted your eyes before they widened in surprise. You quickly grabbed Eddie by his shirt and pointed in the two guys direction. He looked at them and his eyes widened as well. If that phone booth really travelled through time then you’d managed to travel back in time to when your dads were teenagers. This was definitely their teenage selves.

“Where did you dudes come from?” The shorter one, Bill, asked. “Did Rufus send you?”

You and Eddie didn’t say anything. You just kept staring at them, not believing what was happening.

“Maybe they don’t speak English, Bill,” Ted said as he looked at you both. “Dude, that blonde guy looks like you!”

Bill stepped up closer to Eddie and looked at him. Eddie backed away from him a bit, feeling apprehensive about this whole thing.

“He does doesn’t he?” Bill asked. “What’s your name, dude?”

“I-It’s Eddie,” he said, stuttering a bit.

“Like Eddie Van Halen?” Bill asked as he backed up again and stood next to Ted then they looked at each other.

“Excellent!” They both said at the same time and did some air guitar even though they literally had real guitars.

“What the fuck?” You finally spoke to yourself.

“Hey, that sort of language is most heinous,” Ted said and Bill nodded.

“Sorry,” you said and shook your head. It felt awkward being lectured by your dad as his teenage self. “What year is this?”

“It’s 1989, dude and dudette,” Bill answered you. “What year are you two from?”

“2019,” Eddie answered for you both.

“Woah!” Bill and Ted both spoke at the same time.

“Yeah,” you said. “We’re actually your kids...from the future.”

“No way!” Bill and Ted both exclaimed together.

“Yes way,” you and Eddie both mumbled.

“So like I guess you’re my son then?” Bill asked Eddie, curiously.

“Yeah, I am,” Eddie replied. “Eddie Van Preston, Esq.”

“Dude, that’s an awesome name!” Bill said and gave Eddie a high five. “It’s most excellent that you got most of my genes. Is your mom hot?”

“I don’t feel comfortable answering that,” Eddie replied with a disgusted look on his face.

“So like you’re my daughter?” Ted asked you and you nodded your head then told him your name. “Dude, we’re meeting our kids from the future!”

Bill and Ted did some more air guitar. It wasn’t anything new really. Your dads still did that all the time. You used to think it was lame, but for some reason you were finding it pretty cool. The fact that your dad still acted the way he did when he was a teenager was pretty amusing. It also let you know that he had never changed even after becoming famous and getting older.

You and Eddie eventually started to feel more comfortable about the situation. Bill and Ted ditched their guitars in favor of hanging out with the both of you. They asked you questions about things from the future and you two asked them questions about the past. You found out a lot of new things about your dad that you hadn’t known before. Teen Bill and Ted were hilarious, but they hadn’t really changed much so they were still hilarious. You just didn’t appreciate it as much before.

“I guess you should be getting back to 2019,” Bill finally said and Ted agreed.

“We can come back...if that’s cool with you two?” Eddie asked.

“Of course, dude,” Bill said then made a confused face. “Wait, I mean son.”

“Yeah, that’s a bit too weird,” Eddie said and Bill nodded.

“That’s a cool vest by the way, dude,” Ted commented on Eddie’s vest.

Eddie looked down at it before he took it off and handed it to Ted. “Take it. It’s yours anyways.”

“Woah!” Ted exclaimed as he put it on. “Thanks, dude! It was most excellent meeting you two. We raised some pretty cool kids, Bill.”

“Yes, we did, Ted,” he agreed.

You and Eddie stepped back into the booth after Bill explained to you what to type in since you hadn’t been paying attention to what you were typing before.

“Stay excellent!” Bill and Ted said before you were sent back to 2019.

The phone booth was sent back to the attic. You and Eddie stepped out of the booth, standing there in complete silence for a minute. You were both soaking in what had just happened. You finally looked at each other.

“Excellent!” You both exclaimed before breaking out in air guitar.

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I always imagin Bill saying the things you do which always make them 1000% funnier

on all levels except physical, billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage is bill s preston esq

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Imagine Bill & Ted trying to convince you that time travel is real

You were certain it was joke at first, there was no way time travel existed and no way Bill and Ted had time traveled. It had to be a joke, you couldn't believe that the truth was something so far fetched. They had offered to introduce you to Rufus although you refused as you were certain they were just going to find an actor to continue with the joke. An actor like the actors that had been payed to perform for their history project.

There was no other explanation, there couldn't be. Even as you entered the phone booth they insisted allowed for time travel you refused to believe anything they told you. You picked a random historical figure when asked although you supposed that they'd give up the charade soon enough. Yet suddenly the phone booth was sparking, the suddenly you were traveling through the fabric of time.

Bill and Ted were polite enough not to shout a variety of 'I told you so's' in your face. They knew that time travel wasn't the easiest to believe in. It certainly didn't help to explain that they were technically the unifiers of the world. It was more fun just to watch you try and interact with various historical figures and then stare in awe when it became apparent that Billy the Kid was actually the same person from the presentation.

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Most Excellent News: 'Bill & Ted Face the Music' Officially Announced!

BLOOM announced today that Keanu Reeves (John Wick, The Matrix) and Alex Winter (Deep Web; Downloaded, The Lost Boys) will officially be reuniting on screen after 27 years as the legendary Ted “Theodore” Logan (Reeves) and Bill S. Preston Esq. (Winter) in the highly anticipated third installment of theBill & Tedcomedy, Bill & Ted Face the Music! As previously reported, Bogus Journey‘s William Sadler could also return as Death!

Here’s the official synopsis that was provided for us ahead of Cannes:

“When we last met Bill and Ted they were time-traveling teenagers trying to pass history class and win the battle of the bands. Once prophesized to save the universe with their rock and roll, middle age and the responsibilities of family have caught up with these two best friends who have not yet fulfilled their destiny. They’ve written thousands of tunes, but they have yet to write a good one, much less the greatest song ever written. With the fabric of time and space tearing around them, a visitor from the future warns our heroes that only their song can save life as we know it. Out of luck and fresh out of inspiration, Bill and Ted set out on a time travel adventure to seek the song that will set their world right and bring harmony in the universe as we know it. Together with the aid of their daughters, a new crop of historical figures, and some sympathetic music legends, Bill and Ted find much, much more than just a song. The film is currently in pre-production.”

Following Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, original creators Chris Matheson (Imagine That) and Ed Solomon (Men in Black, Mosaic, Now You See Me) have penned the script, with Dean Parisot (Galaxy Quest, Red 2, Fun with Dick and Jane) confirmed to direct.

Alex and Keanu stated: “We couldn’t be more excited to get the whole band back together again. Chris and Ed wrote an amazing script, and with Dean at the helm we’ve got a dream team!”

MGM owns the rights to the film and will release in the U.S. under their Orion Pictures banner.

Scott Kroopf (Limitless) will produce together with Alex Lebovici and Steve Ponce of Hammerstone Studios, with Steven Soderbergh serving as an executive producer alongside Scott Fischer, John Ryan Jr., and John Santilli.

This content was originally published here.

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Being the Juliet in the School Play When Bill S. Preston is Romeo

The only reason why he would be interested would be because he heard you were going out for it and of course you would get the lead because you’re talented as hell. 

He studies for days to get his lines down. Ted helps, but he ends up talking about something totally different in the first three minutes. 

You’re relieved when you see that he’s the lead because, if you had to act like you were in love with anyone in the school, it might as well be one of the cutest, sweetest, charismatic boys at San Dimas High School. 

The first days of practice show that he doesn’t know the first thing about “Romeo and Juliet” and the director, Mr. Ryan, is very distressed about this. That’s when you volunteer to help him outside of practice. Bill definitely agrees because time alone with the most awesome bodacious babe in San Dimas? Hell yeah! *guitar riff*  Mr. Ryan thinks it’s a great idea because it will allow you both to work on “getting to know each other and that’ll make the love between you both during the performance real”. Really, Mr. Ryan wants to see you both get together. You’re a sweet, smart girl and he thinks it will do Bill some good to be around you. 

You arrange to come to his house and, because of this, he tries to clean up his room. He asks Missy for help and, when it’s at least presentable and smelling less of sweaty teen boy and more like lemons, you’re already walking up the stairs. 

During these study sessions, Ted is there because they’re inseparable, but you don’t mind. Both of them are really fun to be around and you’re comfortable with both of them. Also, Ted has a part too as “Boy with Drum” who shows up in Act 1, Scene 4 and has no lines, but he’s still proud of getting it. 

Ted: Hey, Bill don’t you get to kiss Y/n at the end-

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

Missy just thinks you’re one of the sweetest girls ever and wants to ask you about what you think of Bill when you both are alone. 

When you smile and gush over one of the lines because it’s beautiful and it makes you think of true love and adoration, Bill listens and loves the way you get so excited over lines that, to him, seem so cryptic and confusing. 

He has many of these moments when you both are working on the play together where what he is feeling can only be described by one line (that you had to explain to him). “Under love’s heavy burden do I sink.” (Act 1, Scene 4). The care you out into things you’re passionate about, the way he can get you off track by mentioning a sonnet in the play that you both didn’t even have to learn because the play was a more simplified version, the way you’re so happy to be with him, and how you enjoy his less prestigious ways. 

Bill: *reading the script out loud* “See how she leans on her cheek upon her hand, O that I were a glove upon her hand that I might touch that cheek!” *looks up to you, longingly* I know how ya feel, Rome-bro.”

You think it’s really cute and funny how he says the lines because he doesn’t change his voice in anyway and he over pronounces things sometimes. You have to tell him that you’re not laughing at him and that you just think the way he recites Shakespeare is cute. He takes it as a high complement and it gives him a boost of confidence. 

The kiss on opening night that “wasn’t mandatory” according to Mr. Ryan (even though he was rooting for you two) was your first kiss with him. 

At the end of the play, he asks if you want to hang out at the mall that weekend. Of course, you say yes and he’s stoked. He can’t wait to tell Ted. 

This was a little cheesy, but my inner romantic broke out of me. Thank you so much, @ringa-starr​ for requesting this. You can tell I had fun writing it. 

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Bill & Ted Face the Music Review Roundup

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It’s been almost 30 years since Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan rocked out in Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, but Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves are back in this summer’s Bill & Ted Face the Music as the iconic duo, spurred to action once more when a visitor from the future tells them one of their songs can save the world and bring harmony to the universe.

Was it worth the wait? Here’s what critics are saying about the long-awaited comedy threequel, as it’s finally released in the U.S. today…

Katie Rife – AV Club

“While the high stakes couldn’t be higher, the film simply takes too long to find its focus. It’s not the most excellent of outcomes, but not a total bummer, either.”

John DeFore – THR

“Imagining the return of the time-traveling Messrs. Preston and Logan, Dean Parisot’s Bill & Ted Face the Music is almost exactly as good as its two big-screen predecessors — make of that statement what you will — while cleaning up some, but not all, of the things that might make an old fan of those films cringe today. Despite a dicey opening, the pic should please those looking forward to it, and, with the addition of a new generation (the duo’s daughters), attract a new fan or two as well.”

Matt Goldberg – Collider

“There are moments when the pacing gets a bit slow and Bill and Ted fighting with their future selves get a little redundant. But there’s no mistaking Face the Music for the previous two movies, especially as it reaches its lovely crescendo about the kind of future we not only leave to our children, but what those children give to us in return. Party on, dudes.”

Pete Hammond – Deadline

“Ultimately the show belongs to Reeves and Winter, who don’t miss a beat in reprising these beloved doofuses. Winter looks like time has stopped for him, even with all that traveling, but Reeves, at one point displaying a bloated, very non-John Wick-like stomach, looks like he swallowed Ozzy Osbourne. Do not, repeat, DO NOT miss the scene at the very end of the final credits. It might be the best in the entire film, as well as a preview of what the next Bill & Ted movie will look like in oh, about 2050. Dean Parisot directs it all with zest and style. It’s just stupid fun but well worth the time trip for fans. We missed these guys.”

Bonnie Burton – CNET

“The movie has plenty of special moments and pop culture cameos that will make Bill and Ted fans (old and new) happy they tuned in, but the real joy of the movie isn’t necessarily the nostalgia. It’s the positivity Bill and Ted ooze at every moment. They are indeed delusional optimists, but maybe we could all learn a thing or two about assuming the best outcome rather than instantly making disaster our default.”

Owen Gleiberman – Variety

“The film is weightless and super-goofy — a blissed-out air balloon of nostalgia. It zips right along, it makes you smile and chortle, it’s a surprisingly sweet-spirited love story (about Bill and Ted trying to live up to their marriages — though the real love story is, of course, the one that takes place between the two of them), and it’s a better tribute to the one-world utopian power of classic rock than Yesterday was. On a scale of one to 10, I wouldn’t say that Face the Music goes to 11, but it’s a most excellent sequel.”

Jim Vejvoda – IGN

“Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves still have the same doofy chemistry they had decades ago, not missing a beat from their first scene to immediately recapture what made them such a fun screen pairing. If Winter and Reeves didn’t click all these years later then Bill & Ted Face the Music would be dead on arrival but, thankfully, they still have infectious chemistry together.”

Brian Tallerico – Roger Ebert

“Bill & Ted Face the Music is essentially all it needed to be. It’s a long-awaited sequel that doesn’t betray its beloved characters, and it doesn’t merely repeat what people loved about them in the first place. Most of all, it is a remarkably likable comedy about two good guys still trying to find their place in the world that’s anchored by genuinely sweet beliefs about the importance of friendship, honesty, and, most of all, music. Be excellent to each other, dudes. It still matters.”

A.O. Scott – The New York Times

“I don’t know if it made me feel young or old, but it was all in all a most non-bogus experience.”

Ok! After all that, are you still looking forward to it? Us too, yep. Good good.

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