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godsfavoritescientist · 2 years ago

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Its funny how brutally honest the axolotl poem is. Imagine being the most feared triangle in the multiverse and some giant space lizard tells your twelve year old sworn enemies about the time you saw your own dimension burn and then tells them "[bill] says he's happy, he's a liar." I think if I was Bill Cipher I would put the axolotl at the top of my enemies list for that one

#bill meta #the axolotl is just like 'yeah bill has a mysterious tragic backstory and he is sad about it.'#bills response wouldve been 'NUH UH! ive never felt a genuine feeling in my life i have never regretted anything ever!'#'also stop telling people my secrets what the fuck'#'who even are you. why do you think you know me. you dont even know me.'#i am coming up with another brutally honest axolotl poem for my post-weirdmaggeddon fic. bills gonna be so annoyed by it lmao #bill having a completely one sided rivalry with the most chill space god to ever exist is so funny to me

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