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I love Bilbo Baggins so much
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He was in his 50s when he went on that adventure
He’s a naturally adventurous free spirit but buried it under heaps of social expectations
He has entire ROOMS dedicated to clothes
He never married or had kids, even before he got the Ring
He literally stumbles on his first conversation with Gandalf. “An adventure? That sounds interrrr I MEAN very uncomfortable.” Like it cannot be more explicit
His entire Mom’s side of the family are weirdos/pos that are looked down on by society but are tolerated because they’re richer than rich
He has “after supper morsels”
“Something Tookish awoke in him” “the Took side won” LIKE you see what I mean right?
This man was BUILT for queer/neurodivergent headcanons and you can TELL the story would be a bit different if Tolkien hadn’t lived in the 1930s
#bilbo baggins#the hobbit#catch me being weird about a fifty-year-old man with hairy feet#he's gay and autistic i don't make the rules#read the hobbit just for this#listen i know that words had different meanings back then#but every time it says he's queer or flustered or something#hits different as a gen z#please i need friends to talk to about how queer bilbo baggins is#every time i see someone being like#bilbo baggins just wanted to stay at home and have dessert#i feel like that one person who's like#*snotty voice* read the book#i'm a filthy casual but i am free
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