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[galacticskull]

Alright, I'm ready to go!

Seriously big thanks for the commission!!! Can't wait to do it again! 💜💜💜

Here to help

The amazing @tkspersonaldump commissioned me for this very sweet story, thanks again TK!

Everything was fuzzy.  Everything hurt.  You groaned as you held your head.  There was no reason for you to be feeling this way, you needed to stop hurting!  Well, maybe there were a few reasons.  The fact that you hadn’t slept in two days, and the various letters surrounding you definitely didn’t help.  Bills, doctor’s notes, letters telling you your SSI had been rejected yet again, more bills…there was a lot on your plate.

Which was probably why the splitting headache wouldn’t go away.  You yelled in frustration and grabbed your phone.  You didn’t know why, you just hit one  of the numbers in your contacts.  You needed help, as much as you hated to admit it, and even though you couldn’t see much right now, the familiar voice of Hound helped you snap out of your pain.

“hey, it’s hound.  i can’t come to the phone right now-” Shit.  Of course he didn’t pick up.  You knew he hated answering phones, not to mention he usually had his on silent.

“Hound, I need help,” you managed to croak out.  “Everything hurts, and…and I don’t know what to do.  Just come get me.”  You winced, before trying again.

“hey, it’s hound.  i can’t come to the phone r-”

“FUCK.  Hound, I need help right now, please just come and get me!”  You had tears running down your face.

You tried again.  “hey, it’s hound. i ca-”  With a yell of anger, you threw your phone across the room, before curling up and sobbing.  You couldn’t do much else.  Everything hurt way too much, and you just…

Wanted….

To sleep………

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Hound groaned as he ran his hands down his face.  Even though he didn’t have eyes, his sockets still hurt from staring at his computer screen.  He really needed to invest in some blue light glasses.  He finally stood up and turned to the darkness of his room.  He had been researching for the last several hours, and he really needed something to eat.

As he left his room, he was quickly confronted by his brother.  Or, not his brother, but the strange, friendly, blue-eyed version.  “AH, PA-HOUND.  ANY UPDATES?”

“nothing good.  contacted the doctor at least six times, wouldn’t tell me shit.  the stupid ass human government wouldn’t help me with the ssi either.”  He sighed.  “i’m just gettin’ something to eat before i try again.”

“I SEE.  WELL, WE HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GET THEM TO MOVE IN WITH US,” Lucky grumbled.  “THEY ARE JUST FAR TOO STUBBORN.  AND WE DON’T WANT TO LOSE THEIR TRUST BY FORCING THEM.”  He let out a frustrated sigh.  “Why Can’t They See How Much Better Things Will Be If They Just Move In…”

“eh, they’re too independent.  reminds me of someone i know,” Hound joked.

Lucky scoffed, knowing Hound was talking about him.  And all the other Sanses.  “FAIR POINT.  STILL, WE HAVE TO KEEP TRYING.”  A playful, less serious grin spread across his face.  “NOT TO MENTION, IMAGINE HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO HAVE THEM WITH US ALL THE TIME!”

“we’d be able to cuddle all fuckin’ night,” Hound laughed.  “the dream.”

“WELL, I WON’T KEEP YOU FROM YOUR BREAK,” Lucky waved.  “GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WORK.”

“yeah, you too.”  Hound strolled down the stairs to the kitchen, absentmindedly pulling out his phone as he did.  As soon as he turned it on, he almost choked on nothing.

He had three missed calls.  From you.  And three voicemails.

Frantically, Hound listened to the first voicemail.  Hound, I need help.”  Your voice was weak and soft, Hound had never heard it like that before.   “Everything hurts, and…and I don’t know what to do.  Just come get me.”

Shit, he needed to find Scar.  Hound raced around the house while he listened to the second voicemail.  “-CK.  Hound, I need help right now, please just come and get me!”  This time, Hound was sure you were crying.  Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, where was Scar??  He needed to get to your house, now.

A flash of purple.  There he was!  Chatting with the “original” Papyrus in the kitchen.  “bro, bro, c’mere,” Hound grabbed his brother by the scruff of the neck.

“WHAT, CAN’T YOU SEE I’M HAVING A CO-” Scar’s sassy comment died in his throat when he saw the genuine fear on Hound’s face.  Wordlessly, Hound opened the last voicemail.

This one was the scariest.  There weren’t any words, just a loud thud before the faint sound of your sobbing.

Hound looked up.  Scar’s eyes were completely black, and Papyrus had his hands over his mouth, a terrified look in his eyes.  “take me to them,” Hound demanded.

Wordlessly, Scar nodded and grabbed his brother’s hand.  “I’LL PREPARE THE SPARE ROOM FOR THEM,” Papyrus said quickly.  “AND TELL THE OTHERS.”

Scar nodded, and in a blink, him and Hound were gone.

Hound sucked in a deep breath when he and Scar landed outside your front door.  Shit, Hound hated how dizzy that always made him, but at least it was fast.  He put a hand on the door to brace himself while his brother knocked.

“TK?  ARE YOU HOME?”  There was no response.  Scar knocked, louder.  “TK, THIS IS IMPORTANT.  PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR.”  Still, silence.

Hound gently pushed his brother to the side.  Effortlessly, he phased his hand through the door, and unlocked the door from the other side.  Thank the stars for the brothers’ weird physics breaking abilities.

As soon as the door was unlocked, the two of them burst into the living room.  Now that they were inside, they could hear shaky breathing coming from your bedroom.  They sprinted down the hall, and found you curled up on the floor.

You were surrounded by letters, and there were tear tracks running down your face.  Even though you weren’t crying, it was obvious that you had been for a long time.  Hound internally cursed himself for always having his phone on silent.  If he had heard you, you wouldn’t have been in this state.

Scar examined a few of the letters while Hound knelt next to you.  “hey darlin’, it’s us,” he whispered.  You just stared, like you didn’t recognize him.  “i’m so sorry i wasn’t here sooner.  c’mon, let’s get you out of here.”

Gently, like you were made of glass, Hound picked you up bridal style.  You didn’t respond at all, just sat there, limp.  Completely uncaring.  Hound kissed your forehead.  “we’re gonna get ya home, safe an’ sound.  i promise, angel.”

Scar sighed before standing up straight.  He looked at you with concern, but said nothing.  He simply put his hand on his brother’s shoulder, and the three of you were teleported back home.

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You rolled over in bed.  Ugh, it was too early.  Five more minutes.  You pulled the blankets up over your head as if to block out the whole world.  It was then that you realized what was wrong.

This wasn’t your bed.

Immediately, you jumped up, wide awake.  You frantically whipped your head around, then sighed in relief.  It was just the guest room of the skeletons, your good friends.  You had slept here a few times before, but…what were you doing here now?

Shakily, you tried to get out of bed.  You didn’t remember how you got here, when, or who brought you.  All you remembered was trying to call Hound, before everything became a blur.

You winced to yourself.  Shit, you had probably scared him so much, you had to apologize.  As you got closer to the door, you heard familiar voices outside.  The closer you got, the louder they became.

“-EST OPTION.  THERE’S ALREADY A ROOM FOR THEM, AND WE ALL LIKE THEM.”

“yeah, but we really gotta ask ‘em first.  they’ve said no every time.”

“we gotta wait ‘til they wake up, let’s just call the doctor again and-”

You opened the door, and instantly, all conversation stopped.  All eight skeletons were standing in a circle outside your door.  Clearly, they were surprised to see you, judging by their wide eyes and open mouths.

“TK!” Papyrus cheered.  Before you could say anything, he had wrapped you in a tight hug.  “HOW ARE YOU FEELING?  WE WERE ALL  SO WORRIED!”

“Um, I’m okay, I”m so sorry for worrying y-”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR,” Noir said sternly.  “WE CARE ABOUT YOU, WORRYING IS JUST PART OF THE DEAL.”

“we’re just glad you’re awake,” Sans said.  The bags under his eyes seemed darker than normal.  “when scar and hound brought ya back, we thought ya had fallen down.  didn’t know if humans could do that, but it looked pretty damn close.”

Slim gently put a hand on your shoulder.  “how about ya go sit down, i’ll get ya some monster candy and some soup, that’ll help ya feel better.”

You smiled gratefully at him.  “Before you do that, what were you guys talking about?  I’m guessing it was about me.”

They all looked away.  It was cute how they all had the same mannerisms.  After a beat of silence, Butch broke it.  “we were gonna ask ya to move in with us again.  we know how stubborn ya are, so don’t say no yet, but it’s the best option.  we can help cover your expenses, ya wouldn’t have to pay rent, and ya’d always have us there for ya when ya need us.  before ya say no-”

“Okay.”

Butch blinked.  “....okay?”

“I’ll move in with you guys.”  You rubbed your shoulder.  “Today was really scary.  I don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t come to help me.  Plus, everything is just so crazy, and I’m going to have to start some new medications…”  You looked up at them hopefully.  “If you’ll let me stay, that would make me feel a lot better.”

Instantly, Lucky scooped you up in a hug.  “YES YES YES!!!  SEE, I TOLD YOU GUYS THEY’D AGREE!”

“i can’t believe you’ve finally agreed,” Slim beamed.  He pressed a quick kiss to your forehead.  “welcome to the family, honey!”

You beamed.  “Thank you guys.  You all mean so much to me.”

“and you mean the world to us, darlin’,” Hound smiled.  “we love ya.”

“And I love you all too.”

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Thank you bigoltrashpile for the kofi! I present to you, the coolest bones in existence 😎

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Pinetober- Take One

(Pinetober is where I write down small drabbles themed around pining for the month of October to antagonize my friend @bigoltrashpile for shits and giggles. Hope you enjoy since they finally convinced me to post some of them)

Movie Night: Sans Undertale x Reader

Beep

beep beep

mmmm

Absentmindedly listening to the microwave buzz as you look at the fossilized marshmallow stuck on the inside of the microwave from the time you and Sans made peeps battle in the microwave, neither of you really liked peeps but they were expired from easter and had to have some purpose.

So they fought to the death for your entertainment, exploding in the microwave after getting stabbed by a toothpick by their fellow peep.

Good times. Messy microwaves.

You only halfway zone out through your memories to make sure you don't burn the pop corn, listening to the pops like a vulture. Sure Sans would eat burnt popcorn with enough ketchup added but you prefer non charcoal popcorn.

It's nice that you and Sans get to spend time together, ever since that machine he tried using as a generator when the power went out went haywire, things got hectic with the amount of alternate universe versions of him and his brother now lived in the house til the machine was fixed.

If it ever got fixed.

Taking the hot bag of corn out of the microwave before it burnt, you opened the bag to pour it out into a bowl, trying to pick out the unpopped kernels from the bag, Sans would probably try eating them.

Holding the bowl with one arm as you grab the bag of random assorted candies and a bottle of ketchup you and Sans picked out for cheap earlier, can't have a movie night without stomach ache inducing popcorn mixes after all.

"i did"

"got the snacks ready?" Sans peaks into the kitchen, offering to help you carry the snacks but you lightly smack his hands away. "c'mon bud, just wanted to help, can't butter ya up if i ain't helpin somehow"

"Glad you could pop in to offer assistance but it takes more than that to fool me into handing you the snacks before the movie starts" You playfully bump your hip against him as you pass by him, making sure not to spill popcorn as you do, starting to head into the living room and look at the blank couch. "Thought you said you were going to set up the pillows and blankets?"

"Where??" You look at him and he seems confused why you're looking at the couch, the living room was the only place with a tv?

"oh, not here, set them up in my room" Smiling at the confusion on your face, Sans takes the lead up the stairs, you following behind, opening the door to his room to reveal

A tv mounted on his wall across from the wall his bed is on, blankets and pillows put across the room and a towel on the foot of the bed to put the snacks on. When did he get a tv???

Chuckling at your confused expression, Sans sits down on the bed, scooting over to make room for you, patting the spot next to him. "i got it cause the others kept fighting over what to watch for movie nights and stuff, less arguments when i can watch the documentaries and comedy specials i want to when i got my own tv, y'know. plus means we can go back to hanging out, watching tv with just us two, bad commentary, puns, and all"

You join Sans on the bed, "You just don't wanna have to walk back to your room after a movie night" playfully nudging against him as you place the snacks down on the towel.

"that too." Noticing Sans had already put down two bottles of soda on the towel, in your rush to get snacks you forgot to get a drink for yourself.

"Oh, I forgot about that, thanks dude"

"no problem, figured you forgot again and didn't want to extend your little ritual of taking forever to settle down anywhere"

"Oh c'mon I'm not that bad" You say, still not fully settled down. Sans chuckles as he pulls you up to snuggle against him. Your head laying against his chest, a lazy arm thrown around your upper back as Sans rests his head on top of yours. Sans clicking at the remote as it pulls up the Halloween baking show you've both been binge watching together recently.

"Oh lord, here we go"

"yep, here we go, bad puns and you losing it over bitchy contestants and judges"

"I'm a fair ass towards them, they're all snobs" You can't help but relax against Sans as his hand starts to absentmindedly rub your back. It's been forever since you two got to hang out with just you two and you missed it.

Not to mention you had developed a little bit of a massive crush on him, but you knew Sans didn't like you that way.

But that's ok, you're fine just being friends.

Missing how Sans sends you loving looks each time you make a smartass remark towards someone messing something up on the show, hoping you noticed how his bed is cleaned and he picked out your favorite blankets from your room to make you comfier.

It isn't much but it's at least a little effort to try and impress you, anything to make him feel like he might be somewhat in your league.

[battlemaiden13]

https://at.tumblr.com/bigoltrashpile/a-unrepentant-sinner-dmed-me-this-request-a-few/s0t1vrr4xz5k

what would your take on this ask be with the house next door skeles???👀

Sans -He’s having a really hard time. You’ve heard him mutter a few times under his breath, and I quote, “you’re killin me here kid”. He’s never really had a sexual attraction to someone but that has changed with you, your obliviousness though means he won’t act on it and he tries to keep it cool but it is very difficult. He’s almost always a blushing mess around you but he plays it off. 

Papyrus -Lucky he is also oblivious so most of the time he honestly doesn’t notice. On the rare occasion he does, or he’s in the mood he will though and he will act on it. A passionate kiss, whispering in your ear, calling you out for teasing. Your heart races as he pulls you close, not aware of what exactly you did. 

Red -He will comment every single time and he will stare. He has no shame, he’s almost certain you’ll never like him anyway so he’s going to enjoy himself while he can. The comments are always lewd and to the point making you blush, or at least that’s the goal. Sometimes there's an empty threat about bending you over and making you moan but he won’t actually touch you. 

Edge -Tries to be respectful. Most times he will clear his throat and look away with a light dusting red on his cheek. In public he will glare at passersby who are stealing glances at you. Occasionally though he can’t tear his eyes away and you catch him staring but he usually makes up some excuse. One or two times though he will compliment you and it's just so genuine you can hear the love in his voice. 

Blue -Oh he is very good at looking and not getting caught. The innocents that everyone just assumes of him allows him to get away with a lot. A light ‘accidental’ brush against you with a hand, watching you unabashedly because who would accuse him of being pervy when he would just act innocent. He also does a lot to prevent these things from happening in public so no one else can see them. He will dive to pick up things you’ve dropped or ask real sweetly for you to wear something he ‘loves on you’ when it’s just a tad longer. 

Orange -Wolf whistles almost every time. He will slap your butt and stare, always wearing a stupid grin. He enjoys it a lot but will also tease you a lot for it that may get him playfully hit by you a few times. He can’t help it; he thinks you look really good and you need to know it. Making you blush is just a bonus. 

Berry -Most of the time he doesn’t notice, he can be pretty oblivious sometimes but when he does he will screech and blush. He assumes you are doing it on purpose to wind him up and will always assume this no matter how much you explain you have no idea what he’s talking about. Watching him turn a bright shade of purple is very entertaining though. 

Syrup -It short circuits his brain each time. He might recover quickly and say a flirty line or he will panic and try to not get caught staring although his blush will probably give him away. The best reaction though is when he is halfway through a sentence and cuts himself off with a stutter as you distract him. He’ll lose all train of thought in that instant and panic to get it back. 

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Happy birthday to my lovely birb !

@bigoltrashpile

[pinkplasticprincess]

AHAHAHAHA

@bigoltrashpile

Surprise, I was actually drawing Lucky with myself!

Can I just say how ABSOLUTELY SHOOKETH I was to see that someone already made an ask/request regarding lolita fashion sometime ago? I honestly thought I was the only one on this side of the fandom making such asks. And since I'm most comfortable wearing lolita, that's what I have on here. I wanted a sax (light blue) main piece, but do not currently have one in my closet. However, I am waiting to receive My Coffee Time by Lady Sloth in sax, so I drew myself wearing that with the accessories I'd pair it with. To match with me, I made Lucky's cuff links and tie tack have a coffee cup pattern.

I'm also 4'10'' so I decided to make him a few inches taller than me when I'm wearing heels.

[myreygn]

@bigoltrashpile omg that's fucking embarrassing- i'm german so ofc i watched it in german as a kid and here it's ooca because "without" is "ohne" in german 💀

every time i see this i think to myself "this is it. you've gotten quite some backlash over the pnf post and today is the day you're gonna get flamed" and then i click to take a look and I AM GETTING CALLED OUT ON A LANGUAGE DIFFERENCE BASED SPELLING MISTAKE I'M GONNA CRAWL UNDER A ROCK AND DIE-

people my age who didn't grow up watching phineas and ferb are beyond me. you don't like fun? joy? british people? whimsy little boys with strangely shaped heads building weird machines? you never listened to award winning banger ain't got rhythm? you never got to experience the life-changing nature of squirrels in my pants? you're telling me the sheer existence of vanessa doofenshmirtz wasn't some kind of awakening for little you? you don't know about the giant floating baby head? the fireside girls? the ooca? the mustache aliens? the excitement and tension of awaiting the one line ferb is inevitably gonna drop by the end of the episode? whatever the platypus and the pharmacist got going on? you don't know who buford is?

[isnt-that-something]

Was working on something else, then took a break and found a oooold barely a WIP (seriously it was a head and faintest outline of a body line XD) in my sketchbook and decided to finish it. If I remember correctly this guy was inspired by @bigoltrashpile​‘s MafiaSwapfell Demon Sans, Kronos!

[paintbrush-in-my-teacup]

Something felt very, very off. Even to Al, who lived in a house full of eight magical skeletons who also partook in the mafia.

Something felt off.

They shook their head, clearing the thoughts buzzing around.

Nothing is wrong. I’m probably just tired.

With a sigh, they put their car into park and got out, locking the door behind them and making their way to the house.

It still felt off.

Al stuck the key into the keyhole, and after a few tries, finally opened the door.

And proceeded to turn right back around and walk to their car.

There were many things Al could take. Mountains of requests from followers, college, annoying people at work.

But they refused to try and handle the 80’s nightmare sitting on the couch.

A short story for @bigoltrashpile, inspired by something on their blog XD

Fresh (C) @loverofpiggies

Al (C) @bigoltrashpile

[supershiny-raven]

Li'l tag game

@cinnimani im gonna get cool and do this 4 u and people can know me more! [How was the album btw] Name: Raven, Ray, shiny given to me thanks to @shadowbloodprince ! Gender: they/them nb Sexuality: bisexual Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff! And when i feel poetic and narrative a slytherin... Fave animal: Anything scaley! Current time: 2:33 p.m. Cats or dogs: BOTH!!! DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!! Dream job: I want to animate and bring art to the newer generations during my life! Many people have gotten lost in what the true essence is, and if i cant then i guess im gonna go to law school or become a history teacher...🙇‍♀️🤷‍♀️ When i made my blog: HA! I had one a long time ago called i think... pro-Snape??? But this one is very new, like barley a month new! Reason for url: uuuuhhh i wanted my name to be raven because its my name [i want to change it to like olivia or odey, i want a o!!] Who u tag: @bigoltrashpile & @shadowbloodprince !

[mallohollow]

@bigoltrashpile look pfft

When your late wife has never told to you about the friendly shadow monster vibing in the local sewers

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doodled this for MerMay and @bigoltrashpile :D

[mblue-art]

Honey, believe me, I'll have your heart on a platter.

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@bigoltrashpile sweetheart look 😳

What if vampires.

[bakerymanslaughter]

I abandoned my boy,,, now I need to learn how to draw him again.