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[angelamp-rummans]

“Fessy and Swaggy cannot be in this house together”-Rachel

Lmao these thots really think he’s coming back

[darspeaksout]

“Icons of Big Brother”

I can count my real friends on one hand, don’t need a calculator

And all you fake hoes that got a problem, you can take a trip to the incinerator

He fucked me so good I was speaking in tongues, Hallelujah, made him my mister

I’m over here reciting poetry while the rest of these basic bitches only got as far as basic ass tongue twisters

Listen, I haven’t popped off in a minute

When I see a snake in the grass, I go ahead and snatch it

I’m pressed and cheesed, rolling my eyes, irritated

I’m blunt and direct, kissing my teeth, not having it

If I catch you switching up you will end up on my bad side

I’ll replace this Vichy mud mask with an avalanche and mudslide

Try to turn people against me and the votes will end in a landslide

When you picked the fight, did you think clownery would suffice?

Big Brother’s always watching, I’m Head of Household and it’s eviction night

They’re praying for a twist, a POV, a replacement nominee

If you thought your ass was off the block then you really don’t know me

I’m a Dean’s List scholar, arts and sciences, humanities

Galapagos birds and evolution, studied Charles in anthropology

Never took a math course but I know that

One comes before two, and two comes before three

What else is there to know?

I count my blessings, add them up, then subtract these weak ass hoes

Then I multiply my attitude to the power of ten and

Reduce your unwanted presence to the hundredth decimal

Then I take what’s left, convert it into a percentage, a fraction, a ratio

Divide it by the amount of fucks I give and discover that the answer is less than zero

And if one plus one is two, and two plus two is four

The probability of you surpassing me also comes to zero

Because I’m a hot bitch who does math and you’re a stank hoe

An incalculably obnoxious dumbass

Do you want to see my findings on a pie chart?

These contestants go around with their lies and manipulation

I keep a low profile and stay loyal to my alliance

I know who’s leaving every week, I got my moves calculated

Scouting for some clues, for some news, for some gullible boys to use

Find a simp or a pussy boy, convince him once y’all leave this house you’ll be down with it

Make him win your competitions as you sit pretty then evict him at the last minute

Make him swim so deep inside that pussy he’ll need a life vest

I’m Rachel and you’re Kristen, bitch you can’t outswim the redhead

Been had this target on my back and these bitches still can’t aim

It was when you flipped my mattress over that America decided you were their least favorite housemate (ahem, Aaryn)

Don’t know how to swim so you’re barely floating with zero competition wins and no social game

The floor is wet from that HOH comp, bitch hand me my slippers

Flip flopping between alliances, never mind, you can be my slippers

Win the Veto, say you won’t use it, and then use it, that’s just petty

Tell the HOH, “Evict someone else because there’s no getting rid of me”

Strike a deal with the power couples and promise you won’t go after each other

But if they turn their backs on it, go and talk shit about them on the live feed cameras

And when you find some power, some twist, or some tea

Plot your moves but continue to play nice, smile, and make them their coffee

Give that bitch a death glare at the nomination ceremony

But brush their hair and cook them breakfast so they stay wondering if you’re really enemies

Keep them close and if they get nominated, say, “You have my vote”

But if they weren’t nominated don’t stress, because every house comes with a back door

Summon me to the diary room and I’ll channel my bad bitch spirit

I voted against you, much to your surprise your ass is now evicted

When you get rid of them, you can bid that hoe bye bye

You know that when Julie plays back those messages, that is when your sassiness will shine

Spill that secret alliance as your enemy sits from the outside

Confess that all along you’ve been plotting to lead them to their demise

Blow a kiss and say, “Have fun at the jury house, too bad you couldn’t make it to finale night”

Practice kindness in public and pettiness in private

But when somebody crosses you, I want you to bring that pettiness to the surface

Isolated for ninety days, you probably miss your family and friends

Your method of forming an alliance with me is by trauma dumping all your personal problems

Eyes on the prize, I’m not anybody’s therapist

Go work on yourself instead of spreading that shit

Your projected insecurities are not my business

J. Cole said, “Get off my dick”

I’ll ask nicely - please bitch, get off my dick

Why are you still here after Big Brother told you to get off his dick?

I’ve never seen the man but I bet he’s hella handsome

He keeps me well fed, well sexed, and well taken care of

He keeps me disciplined whenever I try to act up

Kind of like it when he punishes me, I’m a bottom and Big Brother is my master

Give me something to count so I can win five thousand dollars

Don’t give a shit about your families, I’m in the mood to shred a letter

Recreate me into a legend when I reenter for the all-stars

Don’t want to be a bitch, but if you press me, I might have to be one 

No idea if victory will be mine this time around

When it comes to the icons, these are some of the names that went down –

There was Rachel and Jordan

And Kaysar can get it

And Doctor Will, I’m feeling ill, so let me be your patient

I’ll Ika that Neda and Cassandra that Jared

I’ll cut you at the final two like my first name is Derrick

I’ll flex seven wins and a toothless smile like I’m Dane Rupert but Asian

Stage my own funeral then come back to life like Dan

Puppeteer the house like Anthony, Richmond Hill sweeterman

You may have won the season, but I’m the legend –

That’s some Gary, Danielle, Janelle, Britney Haynes, and Ika Wong respect,

Bitch

 -     dg

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[jessicadimon]

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[angelamp-rummans]

Like yeah I’m Rockstar’s biggest stan and all but girl WHAT was that speech?

[healthyappendix]

Donny is a Commander of Groundskeeping 

[dancing-among-the-shadows]

Does anybody have links to where I can watch the live feeds for free? It would be muchmuchmuch appreciated :)

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[hero-of-the-twlight]

RATE FRANK AND ASH'S MAKE OUT

5 - it was MAGICALLY AMAZING (suck it ian) 4 - it was great (couldnt stop watching) 3 - it was fine very neutral could care less 2 - it was bad i hate both of them 1 - OMG WHY DO THIS TO IAN!!! EVICT THOSE 2 ASAP (TEAM IAN)

[angelamp-rummans]

My mood is Rachel exposing in an post-eviction interview how Angela told her about a time that a guy she was seeing compared her to a lazy Persian cat

[contumaciou-s]

Live tweeted Big Brother! Go read them on @x0SAMii3o0x (twitter)

[duckball]

BB 14 Live Blogging TONIGHT! (7/15/12)

Hey all you Big Brother fanatics! Who is ready for the 2nd episode of the season? Make sure you tune into CBS at 8PM EST, 7PM CST. While you're tuning into the show, come and see me live-blog here on Duckball along with the show! I'll give you exactly what happens when it happens and I might throw in some of my opinions! ;) I'll be here 5-10 minutes before the show starts! Hope you all enjoy the show and enjoy my commentary!

Ok everyone! Here I am! Less than 10 minutes till BB14 begins!

Who will new HoH from Team Britney, Willie, nominate for eviction? Will there be lying, backstabbing, and deceit? Oh yeah, you bet! ;)

Here we goes guys! It has begun! TUNE INTO CBS NOW! :)

I think Jodi was the most excited to see all the vets! Aw.. poor Jodi.

I was so happy that Team Britney won! But not happy she picked Willie for HoH!

Oh, how sweet is Kara! And Danielle, kinda. ;)

Boogie wasn't too sad to see Jodi go!

Dani and Kara! Super alliance? Yeah...

Boogie talking to Dan, trying to make a deal. Dan is hesitant.

Brintey and Janelle are talking. Janelle wants Dan and Boogie out.

Britney and Janelle are both up for making deals with each other.

Willie and the cast go to his HoH room. Very zen, purple and green.

The coach of the HoH gets their own room right beside the HoH room!

Ian is walking around exploring the BB house.

Willie, Britney, Janelle are upstairs, watching and laughing.

Ian is making a fool of himself.

Ian just farted. Everyone wanted to know that.

Britney is talking to Willie in the HoH room. Along with JoJo and Shane.

They are talking about Boogie and Dan.

Willie tells his team and Janelle he is Russell's brother. It doesn't bother JoJo.

Janelle says a pact for 2 weeks, at least? She can convince her team.

Janelle's team comes upstairs to talk to Willie.

Willie and Janelle are convincing them. Joe, Wil and Ashley seem down. Especially Joe.

Willie says that he wants Team Britney and Janelle in the end.

Can Willie be trusted? I mean, he is Russell's brother? Kinda sketchy to me.

Frank and others are outside talking. Willie wants to talk to Frank upstairs.

Frank says that he and Boogie haven't talked strategy.

I can see Frank and Willie in a strong alliance.

Willie wants a small alliance. Frank says you have my word.

They both trust each other.

Ian goes to the room near the bathroom. Team Janelle are in their talking. They think he is crazy.

Danielle says he is creepy. She can't get a shower.

Willie is thinking of putting up Ian.

Britney thinks he is a creep too. She is a bit scared.

And Ian just streaked through the house.  

Ian definitely give us humor!

Frank and Boogie are talking. Franks feels good. Boogie is happy.

Julie calls them to the living room. A new comp, coaches challenge.

The winner will grant one of their players immunity for a week!

Britney isn't too excited! Lol. I love her!

This challenge will determine the have nots for the week.

A have not room like never before, says Julie. Hmm...

This new comp changes things A LOT!

Britney admitted she is not a good comp player. She has the strength of a 6 yr old she said. Lol

The coaches comp is getting ready to begin.

It is like a horse race. Or something like that...

BB Derby.

2 coaches in 1 round, 2 in another

They have to race around a slippery track and try to catch the other. Mike and Brit are first.

Mike catches Britney. He advances. Dan and Janelle are next.

Dan wants to throw it.

Janelle catches him. Janelle and Mike in the final

Whoever wins will keep one member of their team safe and determine the have nots.

Boogie wins.

He saves Ian. Of course...

Each coach has to pick one member to be a have not.

Brit pick Shane

Dan picks Danielle

Janelle picks Ashley

Boogie picks Ian

Ian wants to try it. He doesnt hate it.

Have not room. Slanted beds. With razed bullets, says Danielle. Black and white room

Janelle Brit and Willie are talking.

Britney and Janelle want Frank out. They think Kara too.

Brit asks Willie who he wants out, he doesnt know!

Willie will go back on his word with Frank, won't he?

Dan and Boogie think that Janelle and Brit have no chance. Dan says he can do more damage the longer he was around.

Boogie tells him he would get rid of Jenn first.

They wonder if Janelle and Brit have a deal.

Boogie isnt worried.

Joe and Dani are cooking, using all the food in the house. Janelle Frank and Boogie are upstairs making fun of them.

Boogie goes to talk with Willie.

Boogie mentions Joe.

Willie still doesn't know. But he better be deciding!

I say Frank and Kara is who Willie should put up! Get rid of Frank early, he is definitely a huge threat!

Willie is preparing for his noms.

Kara is nervous, she doesnt think she is a target.

Joe is feeling strong and confident. And loud.

Frank feels confident but still isnt sure.

Boogie and Brit aren't nervous, they're confident.

Willie thinks the HG and coaches will be surprised by his noms.

Ian is safe of course

JoJo is first to be safe

Shane is next safe

Wil is safe

Danielle is safe

Ashley is safe

Jenn is safe

Joe is safe

Kara and Frank are the noms

Willie says it was hard. He never talked with Kara and said that he and Frank had separated.

Frank is quite angry. He thought they were close.

Kara isn't happy. She's crying, but won't give up.

Britney is happy with the noms. Just what she wanted!

Boogie thinks Janelle is running the show. And he tells them to beware.

That is it folks! Hope you enjoyed it!

Come back Wednesday as Jennifer live-blogs!

Have a great week and see you here next Sunday! :)