#bigbrotherusa

[angelamp-rummans]

“Fessy and Swaggy cannot be in this house together”-Rachel

Lmao these thots really think he’s coming back

[darspeaksout]

“Icons of Big Brother”

I can count my real friends on one hand, don’t need a calculator

And all you fake hoes that got a problem, you can take a trip to the incinerator

He fucked me so good I was speaking in tongues, Hallelujah, made him my mister

I’m over here reciting poetry while the rest of these basic bitches only got as far as basic ass tongue twisters

Listen, I haven’t popped off in a minute

When I see a snake in the grass, I go ahead and snatch it

I’m pressed and cheesed, rolling my eyes, irritated

I’m blunt and direct, kissing my teeth, not having it

If I catch you switching up you will end up on my bad side

I’ll replace this Vichy mud mask with an avalanche and mudslide

Try to turn people against me and the votes will end in a landslide

When you picked the fight, did you think clownery would suffice?

Big Brother’s always watching, I’m Head of Household and it’s eviction night

They’re praying for a twist, a POV, a replacement nominee

If you thought your ass was off the block then you really don’t know me

I’m a Dean’s List scholar, arts and sciences, humanities

Galapagos birds and evolution, studied Charles in anthropology

Never took a math course but I know that

One comes before two, and two comes before three

What else is there to know?

I count my blessings, add them up, then subtract these weak ass hoes

Then I multiply my attitude to the power of ten and

Reduce your unwanted presence to the hundredth decimal

Then I take what’s left, convert it into a percentage, a fraction, a ratio

Divide it by the amount of fucks I give and discover that the answer is less than zero

And if one plus one is two, and two plus two is four

The probability of you surpassing me also comes to zero

Because I’m a hot bitch who does math and you’re a stank hoe

An incalculably obnoxious dumbass

Do you want to see my findings on a pie chart?

These contestants go around with their lies and manipulation

I keep a low profile and stay loyal to my alliance

I know who’s leaving every week, I got my moves calculated

Scouting for some clues, for some news, for some gullible boys to use

Find a simp or a pussy boy, convince him once y’all leave this house you’ll be down with it

Make him win your competitions as you sit pretty then evict him at the last minute

Make him swim so deep inside that pussy he’ll need a life vest

I’m Rachel and you’re Kristen, bitch you can’t outswim the redhead

Been had this target on my back and these bitches still can’t aim

It was when you flipped my mattress over that America decided you were their least favorite housemate (ahem, Aaryn)

Don’t know how to swim so you’re barely floating with zero competition wins and no social game

The floor is wet from that HOH comp, bitch hand me my slippers

Flip flopping between alliances, never mind, you can be my slippers

Win the Veto, say you won’t use it, and then use it, that’s just petty

Tell the HOH, “Evict someone else because there’s no getting rid of me”

Strike a deal with the power couples and promise you won’t go after each other

But if they turn their backs on it, go and talk shit about them on the live feed cameras

And when you find some power, some twist, or some tea

Plot your moves but continue to play nice, smile, and make them their coffee

Give that bitch a death glare at the nomination ceremony

But brush their hair and cook them breakfast so they stay wondering if you’re really enemies

Keep them close and if they get nominated, say, “You have my vote”

But if they weren’t nominated don’t stress, because every house comes with a back door

Summon me to the diary room and I’ll channel my bad bitch spirit

I voted against you, much to your surprise your ass is now evicted

When you get rid of them, you can bid that hoe bye bye

You know that when Julie plays back those messages, that is when your sassiness will shine

Spill that secret alliance as your enemy sits from the outside

Confess that all along you’ve been plotting to lead them to their demise

Blow a kiss and say, “Have fun at the jury house, too bad you couldn’t make it to finale night”

Practice kindness in public and pettiness in private

But when somebody crosses you, I want you to bring that pettiness to the surface

Isolated for ninety days, you probably miss your family and friends

Your method of forming an alliance with me is by trauma dumping all your personal problems

Eyes on the prize, I’m not anybody’s therapist

Go work on yourself instead of spreading that shit

Your projected insecurities are not my business

J. Cole said, “Get off my dick”

I’ll ask nicely - please bitch, get off my dick

Why are you still here after Big Brother told you to get off his dick?

I’ve never seen the man but I bet he’s hella handsome

He keeps me well fed, well sexed, and well taken care of

He keeps me disciplined whenever I try to act up

Kind of like it when he punishes me, I’m a bottom and Big Brother is my master

Give me something to count so I can win five thousand dollars

Don’t give a shit about your families, I’m in the mood to shred a letter

Recreate me into a legend when I reenter for the all-stars

Don’t want to be a bitch, but if you press me, I might have to be one 

No idea if victory will be mine this time around

When it comes to the icons, these are some of the names that went down –

There was Rachel and Jordan

And Kaysar can get it

And Doctor Will, I’m feeling ill, so let me be your patient

I’ll Ika that Neda and Cassandra that Jared

I’ll cut you at the final two like my first name is Derrick

I’ll flex seven wins and a toothless smile like I’m Dane Rupert but Asian

Stage my own funeral then come back to life like Dan

Puppeteer the house like Anthony, Richmond Hill sweeterman

You may have won the season, but I’m the legend –

That’s some Gary, Danielle, Janelle, Britney Haynes, and Ika Wong respect,

Bitch

 -     dg

[superman-2050]

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[jessicadimon]

My @bigbrotherusa @bigbrotherus @bigbrotherconfessions @bigbrothercbs @cbs @cbsbigbrother-blog Audition Video!!! Check it out!!! Hopefully One day i get Casted! @realitytvcn-blog @auditioning101 @jessicadimon

[blakeich]

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I just love #zingbot so much. #BBUK Needs their very own Zingbot #zingbot3000 #zingbot9000 #zingbot4president #bigbrotherusa

[speakguimaraes]

Minha versão preferida do #bigbrother já começou 😍😍😍i am so #excited 😳😳😁😁😁 #bigbrotherusa #bigbrotherus #bigbrother18 #season18

[angelamp-rummans]

Like yeah I’m Rockstar’s biggest stan and all but girl WHAT was that speech?

[healthyappendix]

Donny is a Commander of Groundskeeping 

[devotedelixir]

throwback to when I met @dangheesling in Toronto #tbt #toronto #bigbrotherusa

[thaisdanjos-blog]

Bora!!!🏃🏃🏃 #BigBrotherUSA 💪🙌 (at my neverland)

[dancing-among-the-shadows]

Does anybody have links to where I can watch the live feeds for free? It would be muchmuchmuch appreciated :)

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[hero-of-the-twlight]

RATE FRANK AND ASH'S MAKE OUT

5 - it was MAGICALLY AMAZING (suck it ian) 4 - it was great (couldnt stop watching) 3 - it was fine very neutral could care less 2 - it was bad i hate both of them 1 - OMG WHY DO THIS TO IAN!!! EVICT THOSE 2 ASAP (TEAM IAN)

[angelamp-rummans]

My mood is Rachel exposing in an post-eviction interview how Angela told her about a time that a guy she was seeing compared her to a lazy Persian cat

[contumaciou-s]

Live tweeted Big Brother! Go read them on @x0SAMii3o0x (twitter)