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xxbatmanb3y0ndxx · 1 year ago

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tw : satire, “fatphobia”, sh mentions, yaoi, saw fanfic (part 1/2 it wouldnt all fit) Hoffstrahm:

it was a brisk night, Mark Hoffman had just gotten off from work and was pulling into the Mcdonalds. Classic fatso. He was feeling especially obese tonight, and little did he know that his ex coworker had just been hired (at mcdomalds). As Hoffman pulled up to the Drive-thru, a familiar voice startled him, running a cold chill down his fatroll riden back. “Can i take ur order fam” asked Peter Strahm, who’d just been let off from his job, for his involvement with the Jigsaw Killer. “hello?” his raspy, hourse vocal chords rang out. this was cause a few weeks ago he stabbed a pen through his neck. and he was also let off for watching porn on the job. “uhm… I’ll get 3 big macs, 4 large fries, a cokey wokey, and uhm… a kids meal, chicken nuggets w a boytoy please.” Mark hoffman remarked. “wow, must be a pretty full car, huh?” Strahm chuckled. “no, it’s just me …” Hoffman replied with a sort of depression in his voice that could make even the strongest man weep.

As he pulled up to the next window, Mark handed Peter his card, and when Peter stuck his hand out to grab it, Mark noticed the cuts on his arms. they were red and puffy, some still fresh. Mark winced at the sight, he never wanted to see Peter hurt like that. “why are you cutting those flowers? I know how it feels to do that… please stop… for me..?” Mark looked up at Peter as he said it, who’d begun to cry. His sorrow sobs made Marks heart start to thaw. “I lost everything” Strahm said, “my job, my voice, my diginity, my partner…, even my Grindr account is dry as hell.” He started to grab onto his Mcdonalds uniform, he felt the visor become tight, he felt trapped, alone.. “You’re not alone, Peter, I’m here for you.” Mark started to climb out the window of his car, but his fat stomach got stuck. He wanted to climb inside the Mcdonalds and give Strahm a hug. Everyone always told him he gave great hugs. Lawrence, who was also working at Mcdonalds since Allison took the house, the kid, the car, and even sold his fursuit, he was left with nothing. All he had was his boytoy twink, but since Adam was so depressed all he did was lay in bed and piss into empty mountain dew bottles. Lawrence was yet again the sole provider. “this is a mcdonalds drive thru.” Dr. Gordon reminded them. Mark hoffman tried to look up at Lawrence, but he was halfway through the car door. Peter tried not to giggle, Hoffman was so rotund, so chubby, a living tub of lard, it was hard not the laugh. Tears started to form as he could no longer contain his chuckles. “Do you still want those big macs and shit?” Strahm asked Hoffman. “Yes, can i get a little help here?” Hoffman remarked. “Yeah i’m coming.” Peter came outside, and started pushing the fat rolls back into Marks subaru. Once he was back in, Hoffman invited Strahm to sit with him. “Why do you do such a thing to yourself..” Mark asked. “i-i feel like i deserve it sometimes…” Strahm replied. “all you deserve is the world, baby girl.” Marks hands started to caress his 44 year old thighs, there was something so sexually appealing about this middle-aged man. It was so hot to think about his bunyans, his morgage, his hairy balls. They both started to get hard, a big bulge started to show through Mark’s slacks. Peters boner was much more painful, because he was packing 9 and a half girthy, thick inches. Peter might of been a tranny but when he got that deformed spring roll permanently attached to his downstairs, he wanted to make sure it was worth it. Peter hadn’t even noticed that Mark was hard, because his penis was barely 4 inches. Mark grabbed a hold of Peters belt buckle, fumbling trying to take his pants off. Peter realized this, and immediately dropped his pants, only to reveal some not so whitey-tightys. there were a few shart stains in his undies. Mark looked over at peter, in all his glory, with his sweaty bod and his humongous cock. Mark quickly took his pants off also, showing off his pissed covered boxers. Mark was addicted to piss. He loved pee. He had a total piss kink, and prayed that Peter did too. When Peter looked over at Mark, he screamed. “OH YMGOD WHY ARE UR BOXERS COVERED IN PISS OH MYFOD THEYRE BRIGHT YELLOW OH MYOG EW” he shrieked out of disgust. Mark started to feel turned on and embarrassed at the same time. “Did you bring the food” Marks oval shaped ass asked. “uhm… yeah…” Peter replied. He took out the bag, holding the excessive amount of big macs. He pulled the drinks out too. Mark immediately started digging into the happy meal, only to realize he got a girls toy. “oh mygod. oh my god.” Hoffman stuttered out as he started to freak out. “oh mgof OHM YOGF IS THIS A FUCKING GIRLS TOY. OH MYGOF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE KF SHIT LILL YOUSELF OH MYGOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IM GONNA LITERALLY COMMIT SUICIDE RIFHT NOW!!!!!!” he yelled, his voice bouncing off the corners of the car. “Youve been naughty, very very naughty.” Mark said as he stared daggers at Peter. Peter tried to get out but Mark had locked the doors. “Here.” Mark said, handing Peter two of the large cokes. Peter was puzzled,

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daddy-eggman · 1 year ago

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Been thinking of Eggman x The Conductor a lot I need those old men to fuck so bad lol. Sorry to the old guy's wife or whatever but Eggman is gonna get some. The way the Mirage Express robot's hand was petting the Conductor while he was all tied up inspired me especially 👀

Eggman tunes in with his camera to be met with the pleasant surprise of the robot feeling the old man up in interesting places. Though the truth is that he may have secretly designed the train this way intentionally and intended for this to happen. He enjoys watching so much that he needs to get in there and experience him for himself.

Eggman orders the train to deliver The Conductor to him and enters to see him looking so cute and nervous as the wires change position to expose more of his body, as well as move between his legs to rub his bulge and squeeze his butt. Eggman is very pleased with the sight and mockingly coos at him for being a poor helpless thing but doesn't get him down from there.

He says it gets hot in this small cart so he could do with losing his big coat. He clicks his fingers and the robot unbuttons the Conductor's coat and all he can do is watch. It grabs hold of the waist of his pants and starts to pull them down too, revealing a shameful semi in his underwear from the tightness of his restraints and how it feels him up.

Eggman's eyes wander and he licks his lips as he admires his small but pudgy titties, cute soft fuzzy tummy, the imprint of his girthy cock in his briefs, and his round bubble butt that looks close to spilling out of them. The Conductor gulps nervously because he hasn't had anyone check him out like this and look at him with such desire in a long time.

When he realizes something is up he tells him he's married but Eggman is just like "aww how cute~ well too bad she's not here to stop or watch us, ey?", stroking his chin and putting his finger to his lips to hush him and silence his "but-". He tells him to relax and that it's just the two of them and the Mirage Express and nobody else has to know about this, it's just a bit of fun

The Conductor is speechless and when he doesn't object, Eggman leans in and kisses him on the lips and his cheeks burn bright red. He licks and sucks his neck and makes him shiver and lets his big hands roam over his bound body, squeezing his butt and rubbing his bulge through his pants. The Conductor gasps in surprise but doesn't tell him to stop.

He also can't resist licking and sucking his tits, they're smaller than his and cute and pudgy and perky that way. Eggman feeling him up and kissing him along with the pressure of the robot's wires still restraining and slithering around sensitive places while he's helplessly trapped has him very worked up and aroused with confusing conflicting feelings.

It's clear he's trying not to enjoy it when sweating with his face flushed and he's trying to squirm and writhe but the powerful wires hold him back. He tries to swallow his noises too but Eggman catches a small soft moan slipping past his lips when he kisses him again. He smirks and teases him for his cute hesitance and struggle in the restraints.

He gets Eggman excited to the point of overheating in his multiple layers, so he ditches his clothes too. The Conductor closes his eyes as if he doesn't want to see but opens them to find himself curious and feeling rather strange at the sight of his hairy chest, fat jiggly titties, and big soft fuzzy belly with a peek of a happy trail above his undies.

Eggman is clearly very excited with his big hard on stretching his red briefs with his logo on them. He presses it against the old dog's and grinds into it while going in for more kisses and feeling him up, this time with their soft tits, bellies, and bulges pressed against each other's. It feels so naughty and forbidden but it makes it even more exciting.

Eggman kisses him again even more passionately, deeper and sloppier and grinds against him harder, it gets messy with their sticky precum wetting their undies and drool connecting them by the lips. Eggman says "this feels so good, doesn't it?" and can tell he feels the same by how hard his cock is too as he's clearly fully erect now.

Eggman is too eager to wait any more and pulls his briefs down. He's correct, it's not as long as his but is thick and juicy as he imagined and it makes his own throb in excitement. He rubs it tenderly between his finger and thumb and it drips with precum. He cheekily smirks and says "Oh you really like me, don't you? You can't hide it from me~"

The Conductor is confused because he can hardly comprehend having these strange feelings for a man at all, let alone man like him. Eggman suddenly pulls away and says "alright I won't tease you any longer, I should give you something for being such a good boy for me" and makes the Conductor wonder what he's going to do next. Maybe finally free him?

But of course he's not done with him yet. Instead he turns around and starts shaking his big fat ass, patting it and asking if he wants some of this. He pulls his briefs down and moons him and precum drips onto the floor because he loves showing off. The Conductor never would've expected him to be a dirty old slut but he can't say he hates the sight.

He has the Conductor lowered to the floor at last and lay down on his back but he still doesn't free him. He still doesn't answer Eggman's questions verbally but he's embarrassed by how eagerly his hard throbbing cock answers for him as it twitches at the sight of his ass and more precum trickles out. Eggman teases him for how it's clearly aching for him.

He stands over him and says he looks so cute as he jerks himself off over his body and a few more drops of precum hit the Conductor's furry belly. They're so sticky and messy already and they've hardly gotten started! Eggman finally gets down and straddles him, spreads his ass cheeks apart and positions himself to push his tip into his hole.

Eggman is already so thrilled by the feeling of his fat cock sinking into his ass, it's so thick that he feels it stretching his hole wider and sighs happily. He easily takes his entire length in quickly with the first few pushes and drops down onto it as he gets moving. Eggman moans at how full he feels and the firm pressure it so easily has on his prostate.

The Conductor tries to avert his gaze but the robot hand moves his face to make him face Eggman at all times as he tells him not to be shy. He takes him by surprise by being so pervy and dirty and dominant as he rides him while the robot holds him in place for him. He teases him by saying that he knows he wants a piece of this fat ass, he can admit it

He still won't say it but as Eggman starts to go faster, it becomes obvious as his moans start getting harder to hide. Eggman keeps teasing by asking if his wife would ever ride him this good and asks if he's the first man that's ever taken his cock and he's delighted to learn he is when he nods. Not only that, he's never been inside an ass at all.

Learning that he's the first turns Eggman on even more and he really wants to show him what he's been missing as he rides him harder and faster. The Conductor is overwhelmed by how deep inside his ass he is and how his hole feels so tight when sucking in his thick cock and Eggman loves how he fills him up and hits the spot every time.

Eggman then really goes for it and fucks himself on his big thick cock as hard and fast as he can. He cries out that it feels amazing, his eyes roll back and he sticks his tongue out and drools over him. His hard cock slaps his soft belly and feels good too, he rides him relentlessly and feels like such a dirty slut. It gets them moaning loudly together.

The Conductor has no choice but to look up at the handsome big hairy bear on top of him and can't deny that he's attractive when seeing him in this new light. The feeling of his fat jiggly ass bouncing on his cock, being so deep inside him, and the sound of it slapping against him feels so dirty but so good when he rides him like he rides the train lol

The Conductor finally blows and groans deeply as he pumps a big thick load in his ass. Eggman bets it's the first time he's been able cum like that in a while by how overwhelmed and stunned he is. Feeling him cum deep inside him and thinking about how his ass is the first he's ever filled makes him cum too, so hard and shoots so far it lands on his face.

He giggles and apologizes for making the first time a man cums on him so messy and licks it off while kissing him. He asks how it feels to cum inside a man and have one make him cum and if he liked it. The Conductor is still too shy to answer but is surprised to find he enjoyed it with how hard he came and learns something new about himself.

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And Eggman doesn't leave it at that because he's got it bad for him after that. He loves how forbidden and scandalous it feels, he finds him really handsome and loves his cock and he has more plans with him. He makes it part of the deal of working in a train built by him. He likes to come and visit him to "check on things" and takes his chance.

He pretends to care about how things have been going there but gradually gets closer and more touchy, putting his arm around him and pulling him in closer while they talk. When they sit down together, it doesn't take Eggman long to get down on his hands and knees on the floor and crawl up to him with a mischievous glint in his eye.

He says his missed him as he puts his hand on his thigh and traces it up to his cock to unzip his pants and starts feeling his cock through his undies. He buries his face into it and sniffs and says "hey it's a package delivery for me ;)" in the cargo car and the Conductor can't react in disappointment at his joke and only from pleasure of how good it feels

He enjoys nuzzling into his balls, licking, sucking, and kissing his cock, and feeling him get hard in his mouth. This clearly isn't the first he's ever taken in his mouth but this is the first time the Conductor has ever been in a man's mouth. He gives him the best as he kisses and sucks and slurps and slobbers on his cock and balls so passionately

He asks him if he's giving him the best he's ever had and knows it's true, he has the large tongue, deep wet mouth and tongue, and skill to put it to good use. And when he gives him that look of pride and cheekiness while licking and swallowing his cum and getting it all over his face, he loves how blushy he gets. He knows how to make him weak

It also escalates to him bending him over the dashboard and fucking him too, teasing him and saying "don't you love cock?" and pounding his cute fat fuzzy butt so hard. He can't help but stick his tongue out and pant and wags his tail and he grabs hold of it to pull him against him harder and fuck him deeper and he loves how he moans and whines

His mind goes blank with pleasure and he breaks and Eggman keeps teasing him for how gay he is to be loving this so much and he can't deny by how hard his cock is, how intense his orgasm is, and how immense his enjoyment is. And he has to embrace it as the truth that Eggman helped him find by making him fall in love with his cock and ass.

He bets that he hasn't felt this good in a long time. And it's true, he hadn't felt such a spark like this and experienced pleasure of this intensity for a while and it's getting harder to pretend that he doesn't have a thing for him every time he accidentally melts into his kisses or pushes against him harder and desperately to silently plead for more

And he record all of it to make sure he has the evidence and will enjoy watching it back later hehe

Eggman knows just how to get people falling hard for him and constantly long for more even if they don't want to admit it verbally, he knows how they think about him, discover things about themselves and embrace it and become addicted because of him and he loves taking great pride in it and encouraging them to be naughty with him 💜

#modern #eggman x conductor #imagines #ns4w

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mintmatcha · 10 months ago

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It's 1am, you've had three too many, and your pussy is betraying you. The night's over; you've shed your heels by the door and locked your apartment up tight, but despite how tired you are, your bed just seems too big to have all to yourself.

You could try tinder, but the idea of having a random man in your home makes your skin crawl. No- you're going to have to do the unthinkable.

You're going to text your ex.

Aoi wasn't a bad guy, except for the times he was. If you were smart, you would have deleted his number years ago and moved on to bigger and better things. (Bigger being the apt word here.) When he broke your heart last year, you had sworn never to go back it him.

But tonight, you feel pathetic enough to relapse.

AOI!!! AVOID AT ALL COST!!! sits at the top of your contacts. The sight of the three exclamation points makes your gut twist, so you close your eyes and press the name.

As you sway to your own tipsy rhythm, you type up the most flirtatious text you can muster, take a deep breath, and then hit send.

-> i miss you

-> iwnt you so bad right now

You cringe at the typo, but the message is quickly seen. Bubbles appear, then disappear. Then, they pop up again, typing for an uncomfortably long time.

Are you sure you're texting the right person? <-

You giggle and roll your eyes. You lean against your bathroom sink to steady your hand.

-> don't play hard t get A.

-> i know how badyou want me

You lean against the sink, watching the little "seen" pop up under your messages. When the typing bubbles doing immediately appear, you send off another.

-> id let you have me.

-> any way you want me

You almost stop there, but then you catch your own eye in the mirror. Your outfit is a bit disheveled, your make up is a bit smeared, but you somehow look better than ever. Already fucked before you've even been touched. Quickly, before you sober up, you tug down the front of your shirt. It's low cut enough that you can expose a distasteful amount of nipple and the lacy hem of your bra. It's nothing he hasn't seen before, but it still feels illicit.

The response is instant.

God. <-

Don't tease me if you don't mean it. <-

Instead of typing, you send another picture, this one more wild. You pull your skirt up this time, just a hint of your skin toned undies on display. With the blurriness of the camera, it really looks like you've show him a sliver of cunt.

Fuck. <-

You're right. I want you.<-

You giddily skip to your room, tossing yourself on your bed. You should really shower first, but your hand is already sliding down your body and the special pillow you like to grind is just too tempting to resist.

I've always thought about fucking you against your desk before work, right in front of the glass. <-

That's funny-- Aoi's never been to your work. He left you before you even had this job. How did he know your desk was made of glass? You shrug it off. Must have heard it through a friend or something. Your drunk brain can't think of anything better.

-> oh you want me to walk around work all day with your cum dripping doen my legs?

Fuck. Yes. <-

-> are you jacking off?

Yes. <-

-> lemme see

You expect the chat to go quiet there and it does. Aoi have never been big on sending pictures, so you expect the conversation to fizzle out. It wasn't that fair of an ask; he's self conscious about his cock, so it-

A message comes through.

A video message.

You scramble to press play, hips rolling against your pillow on their own, searching for friction.

The video is dark, but you can make out the shape of his cock, heavy against his hairy thigh. His pubes have grown out, a dark patch of hair that trails up his stomach and out of frame. The hand that isn't holding the camera is looped around the base of his cock, squeezing gently before slowly stroking the length. his fingers are slick with lube and they glide over his length, earning you another growl of a moan.

Chills run through your body. Fuck. Holy fuck. Aoi must really miss you. He's throbbing for you and you swear he's bigger than ever. Much bigger. It must be the angle and your drunk mind, but he looks huge.

-> never shave ever again ok I love how manly it looks

-> and fuck babe your voice is so hot I almost came from that alone

Are you touching yourself?<-

->i'm humping my pillow and wishing it was you

My thigh or my cock? <-

->whatever you'll give me

Ride my thigh and we'll see what you deserve.<-

God, it's just words, but you feel electric. The heat in your core feels like it's going to consume your whole body and you can't help but to continue to stroke it; you squeeze your thighs and tilt your hips over and over again, thinking about that muscular thigh from before. God, you should be texting back, but you're just-- just--

Your orgasm hits you way quicker than usual. It's one that hits you all at once, straightening your back and stealing your breath and just tickling every inch of your core. It's all consuming and followed by the creamy bliss that you so desperately needed. As you sink into your mattress, sleep nipping at your heels, you manage to send one final picture.

You collect your cum in your fingers and scissor them back and forth, letting the wetness web in between. In the photo they catch the flash of the camera, glittering pretty just for him.

-> next time you make me cum ebtter be in person

The next morning you wake up to a pounding headache and fuzzy teeth. You grimace at the pain as you roll over, disappointed that you just passed out like that. Ugh, you didn't even wash your face! How nasty.

You check your phone for the time and see you have missed texts. Oh, Aoi. You fell asleep on him, too. You flick open your lockscreen and go to check your messages, only to be confronted with a startling and terrifying realization.

Your last text was not to your ex-boyfriend. Oh, no.

Three months ago, you had put your coworker's number on your phone, bumping Aoi from your first contact to your second.

Because Aizawa was now first alphabetically.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

someone's tags on a post were about drinking texting aizawa and my brain lit up like fireworks at the idea

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wishtheywerereal · 6 years ago

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Colleagues to Lovers- Will Zic find his true love?

ZOE & ZIC.

Zic was an below average looking 24 year old who has been single for too long that it had started to become uncomfortable. When he finally found a job he was excited that he is finally stepping into the adult life and he could finally start to settle, now all that’s left is to find the right man. You see, Zic never felt that fitness was important and this reflected very well on him. Weighing almost 125Kg at 178 heights, Zic wasn’t really attractive to many guys. The only hook ups he ever got were those who were interested in his massive man boobs. Few months passed in his job and Zic quickly climbed his corporate ladder and was appointed as the assistant manager of his department.

Little did Zic know that his live was about to take a turn towards love and romance. Zic’s manager had resigned and a new manager was incoming soon. Zic heard a lot about his new manager but Zic never expected much as his previous manager wasn’t very attractive anyways. The day came, it was a Monday and Zic’s new manager walked into his office and introduced himself to Zic. “Hi Mr.Zic, I’m Mr Zoe, your new manager,” was all Zic heard as he was being sucked into the eyes of the handsome and sexy looking man in his early 40s.

Zoe: Mr Zic?

Zic: Sorry Mr Zoe, nice to meet you. Hope all works out for us, erm and yea call me Zic sir.

Zoe: Sure. See you around.

As Mr Zoe left his office, Zic sat down on his chair and thought to himself “god damn, how am I supposed to control myself in front of him?!” Zic felt an instant attraction to Zoe but Zoe wasn’t gay. “Guess I won’t have any luck anyways, back to work” sighed Zic as he glued his eyes back to his computer screen. Weeks past and Zic and Zoe maintained a professional relationship. They had lunch together casually and went out for drinks and movies sometimes but Zic kept his feelings to himself but he always had the same feeling whenever he met Zic. The feeling of having a million butterflies in his stomach. Both Zoe and Zic’s offices were in the same room and were divided by a glass wall with a glass door. As the manager, Zoe was given his own room thus Zic was seated on the other side of wall, but he had clear view of Zoe every single day. Zic and Zoe got close very quickly; they became good friends and started sharing their personal life to each other.

Eventually, Zic learnt that Zoe was married twice and both were failed marriages. His first wife passed away due to kidney failure. Things didn’t work out with his second wife however he has a son with his second wife whom he decided to leave with his wife for the better of his son. However, Zoe missed his son a lot. This only made things worse for Zic. He was genuinely attracted to guys who had been through a heart break, he always believed that guys who had been through a heart break were more sentimental and knew the meaning of true love, love that they lost previously.

A few months passed on and one day Zoe walks over to Zic’s table.

Zoe: Can I ask you for a favour?

Zic: Yea sure sir.

Zoe: Well, I know you’re into fish keeping and I just recently moved into a new house. I want to set up something in my living room, something simple and easy to maintain, can you help me with it?

Zic: Sure sir, it will be my pleasure. I’ll meet you up on Saturday and we can discuss? Will be good if I can see the exact spot for the aquarium.

Zoe: Sure Zic, erm, I’ll pick you up from your place on Saturday morning?

Zic: Sure. I will start doing some research for you first.

Zoe: Thanks.

Saturday came and Zoe picked Zic up. As he was just travelling to Zoe’s house, Zic didn’t really dress himself up, he was just wearing his Bermuda and a T-shirt.

Zoe: You could have worn some pants to cover those hairy legs of yours!

Zic: Sorry Sir. I thought you will be fine with this.

Zoe: I am fine, was just joking buddy. Anyways, call me Zoe, you keep reminding me about my age every time you call me Sir. I’m only 41 you know.

Zic: Sorry Zoe, anyways age is just a number, doesn’t mean much.

Zoe: Tell that to the ladies’ man.

Zic: I’m sure ladies fall all over you right? Haha.

Zoe: Yea, by ladies you mean Aunts, then yep. Haha.

“He must have had a lousy Friday night I suppose, or maybe no action in a while. Oh well.” Zic thought to himself as he stood next to Zoe’s car. :Hey big butt, let’s go man!” said Zoe as he smacked Zic’s ass. Zic’s berms were a little tight and his ass, let’s just say his ass was as famous as his man boobs.

After taking a few measurements and discussing a few of details for the tank Zic was wrapping up and packing his stuff when he accidentally trips on Zoe’s carpet and falls over onto to Zoe who was seated on the couch. Due to the fall, he accidentally kisses Zoe’s neck.

Zic: Gosh, I’m so sorry, it was an accident. I…I….I’m so clumsy.

Zoe: Hey, chill. I knew this carpet was a bad idea. Are you okay?

Zic: Yea, I’d better get going, have to place orders for your fish by today. I will see you on Monday. Rest well. Bye.

Zic said as he ran out the door. He felt embarrassed about what had happened and he just wanted to leave. Zoe stood at the door looking at the young man running down his corridor. “What’s wrong with me? Why do feel like I have an attraction for him”, Zoe thought to himself as he closed his door.

Monday came and both man meet at their office

Zic: Morning Mr Zoe, I’ve ordered the tank and the fish. The tank will be arriving on This Friday evening and the fishes will arrive on the following week Sunday. We need to give the tank one week to cycle so I delayed the delivery of the fish.

Zoe: Friday, erm, I’m on leave but I’ll be home. So I’ll see you at my place.

Zic: Sure sir. Oh and about Saturday, I didn’t mean to kiss your neck like that, it was…

Zoe: Zic, stop. I know what happened. Don’t worry so much. Let’s get back to work.

“Glad I cleared the air, though it did feel good” Zic thought to himself as he started doing his work.

The week passed on with no big incidents between the two man, however, Zoe started noticing Zic more often and every little thing that Zic did made Zoe feel more attracted to him. On Thursday evening as Zoe was leaving the office,

Zoe: The tank is coming tomorrow right? I will see you tomorrow?

Zic: Yea, I told them to deliver it at around 6pm, so I hope it’s okay?

Zoe: Yea it is. Don’t worry. I’ll see you then.

Zic: Enjoy sleeping in. Haha.

On Friday evening, Zic reaches Zoe’s place at 5pm, an hour before the delivery. He tries ringing the doorbell multiple times but no response from Zoe. However, Zic saw Zoe’s car parked downstairs so he knew Zoe was home. He tries calling Zoe but Zoe doesn’t answer. Zic ends up waiting for an hour and the delivery van arrives with the tank. Zic decides to try calling Zoe again, for the 30th time and finally Zoe picks up, “oh fuck fuck, Sorry. I’m coming, wait wait” exclaimed Zoe as he runs for the door. He open the door to see Zic standing there with the delivery man and equipment behind him. “sorry Zic, I fell asleep, got a little drunk, come on in.” Zoe explained as he let Zic into the house. Throughout the whole time Zic didn’t say much and Zoe was wondering if he was angry with him. After putting all his things down, Zic instructed the delivery man to start setting everything up and walked up to Zoe.

Zic: Erm, Zoe? I think you’re making the delivery man feel uncomfortable.

Zoe: What? What do you mean?

Zic: You do realise you’re in your underwear right? Those are not even boxers?!

Zoe looks down to realise he was wearing only a skimpy bright yellow underwear. “Oh Fuck!” Zoe said as he covered his crotch and ran to his room. Zic just thought himself “well that was hot” as he giggled softly. It took 3 hours to set up the tank and after they were done, Zic and Zoe crashed on the couch feeling exhausted.

Zoe: That was embarrassing man! I totally forgot.

Zic: Yet you say only the aunts like you?

Zoe: Not everyone gets to see me in my underwear, that too in a skimpy one.

Zic: Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. Your secret is safe with me.

Zoe: Secret?

Zic: Yea, that my boss sleeps in skimpy bright undies!

Zoe: Haha. God damn. Anyways, here, take this spare key. Till this whole set up is complete, hold on to this. Don’t wait outside for an hour. Sorry about that.

Zic: You sure? I don’t mind.

Zoe: No no, take it. It’s ok.

Zic: Alright, I better get going. Enjoy your weekend.

As Zic leaves the house, Zoe closes the door n locks the door. The thought of standing nearly naked in front of Zic was embarrassing but at the same time Zoe was starting to feel turned on by that thought. His member was growing in his pants. “What’s wrong with me?” thought Zoe as he decided to just release his load either way. He removes his shirt and pants. Shoving them to the side and starts rubbing his member in the same yellow undies. Pre cum was soaking the underwear and Zoe was feeling very horny. He decided to try something he has never done before. He turns his laptop on and opens a site for gay porn. Though at first he felt a little weird watching it eventually as he watched it, he realised he was feeling hornier than he already was. He took his underwear off and his 6.5inch cut dick sprung up. Zoe takes some lube and lube up his member and starts stroking himself. “oh fuck, it’s been a while since I felt like this, mmmmm” thought Zoe as he started jerking off. In the video, the top starts to finger the bottom’s ass and this makes gives Zoe an idea. He sits on his couch and lifts up his right left exposing his hole. He takes a bit of lube n starts rubbing it on his hole and slowly slip a finger in. As it was the first time anything has been put up his hole, Zoe felt a bit of pain but he didn’t feel pleasure from it. “Maybe ass play isn’t my thing” Zoe thinks to himself as he continues to jerk himself off. He could feel the orgasm building. His dick was waiting to shoot the load. Zoe laid back and closed his eyes and as he shot his load he exclaimed “Yea Zic, this is for you, fuck yea, take my load!”

Zoe shoots his load all over his chest and some of it gets onto his face. Feeling exhausted, Zoe laid there thinking “Wait, why did I call out his name?!” However, being so tired, Zoe decided to shower and go to bed.

On the other side, Zic reaches home and as he was using he laptop, he suddenly remembers how Zoe looked in his underwear. Though Zoe was 40, he maintained his body well, with nice firm chest muscles and a smooth body. Zoe was definitely a pleasure for sight. Zic needed to wank this one off. He took his clothes off and whipped out the dildo from his drawer. He lubes the dildo up and starts to fuck himself with the dildo. “Ah fuck, yea fuck me Zoe, fuck me like you own me” exclaimed Zic as he starts to ram the dildo inside faster and faster. Unlike Zoe, Zic wasn’t very well endowed. He has an average 4.5 uncut member. Within minutes, Zic shoots his load all over himself.

Both man have already started falling in love with each other and have yet to realise it.

The rest of the week passes by without any major incidents and Sunday finally arrives.

Zic whips out his phone and messages Zoe,

Zic: Hey, I just got the fish, coming over now. Please be awake and get some clothes on: P.

Zoe: Gosh, I am waiting for you dude. Just head on over and don’t worry, I am clothed.

Zoe wanted to play a prank on Zic. “He saw me in my undies, maybe I should get him to be his undies,” thinks Zoe. He thinks of something to do as the doorbell rings.

Zoe: Come on in man.

Zic: Thanks, look, I got the fish.

Zoe: Damn they look cool. Let’s get them in the tank. I’ll go get the net.

Zic: The fish needs to acclimate to the water temperature in the tank first, so I’ll let the bag float in first. Just prepare the net and a pail.

Zoe: Sure, since we got some time, I’ll make us some coffee.

Zic: Sure, thanks.

Thirty minutes passes by and the fish are ready to be released into the tank. As Zic opens the bag to catch the fish, it jumps off the bag and lands on the floor, Zic scoops the fish up and releases it into the tank. Due to that, his clothes get wet -.

Zic: Oh no. Now I’m going to smell like fish…

Zoe: No worries, remove your shirt and pass it to me, I’ll put it on quick wash and dry.

Zic: No worries, I’ll get it washed at home.

Zic was always insecure about being topless as he was afraid people will make fun of his man boobs but Zoe wanted to play the prank.

Zoe: Come on, don’t feel shy, we’re both guys here. It’s ok. Here let me help me.

Zoe walks over to Zic and start to lift it up. Zic gives in and says “okay I’ll take it off, but can I have a towel please?” Zoe walks into to get a tower but asks Zic to remove the clothes in the meantime. As Zic removed his shirt, Zoe watched from his room “Holy cow! Those man boobs!” he thought to himself as he realised his member was growing in his pants. He adjusted his bulge and walked back out with the towel just as Zic dropped his berms revealing the bright red jockstrap he was wearing.

Zoe: Really? Jockstrap?

Zic: Sorry, I just feel comfortable in it.

Zic wrapped himself with the towel and Zoe puts his clothes in the washer.

Zoe: That will take 30 Minutes, just sit down and relax. I’ll close the door just in case.

Zic: Sure, thanks.

Zoe: Anyways, don’t mind if I ask, are those like natural or surgical? I mean, I know you’re gay but just clarifying.

Zic feels embarrassed; he covers his chest using his hands

Zic: It’s natural and humiliating. It gets very depressing at times.

Zoe scoots over to Zic’s side and holds his hand.

Zoe: Listen, it’s important to love yourself. You’re perfect, nothing wrong with you or in you. Cheer up.

Zic: Thanks

*BEEP BEEP*. The dryer was done. Zic change into his clothes and leaves home. Zoe sat down and starts thinking how it must feel to be unhappy with yourself. He pitied Zic. Zic on the other hand, felt embarrassed about the situation and wondered if Zoe might find him weird.

Days past and the 2 continued about their daily life as usual. Zoe wanted to surprise Zic for helping him out with the tank set up. He brought Zic out for dinner and they both had a wonderful sharing session,

Zoe: Hey listen, about that day, I didn’t mean to hurt; it was just a normal question, casual.

Zic: I understand, didn’t take it offensive at all. It’s just; it gets a little weird at times. I’ve even considered surgery but it probably won’t help.

Zoe: Just let it be, I mean, I’m sure you can learn to love yourself instead?

Zic: It’s easy to say when you have a perfect body like that but when you’re in my shoes, it’s not going to be so easy.

Zoe: Come on, no one’s life is perfect; you just have to accept and move on. You need to cheer up, how about drinks at my place after this? Up for it?

Zic: Well, It’s pretty late already, maybe next time?

Zoe: Oh come on, it’s Friday night! You can crash at my place? I could use some company.

Zic: Fine, but let me get some change of clothes on the way back?

Zoe: Sure, let’s go.

Zoe drives Zic back to his place to pick up some clothes and they both head back to Zoe’s house. For some reason, Zoe was feeling very excited for the sleepover. Upon reaching, Zoe pops open a bottle of Red Wine and both men start drinking while watching a movie. Both of them didn’t bother changing first hence they were both still dressed in their office wear.

Zoe: Damn, this movie is bad! Why did we even pick this?

Zic: I hate to cut a movie, can we finish it?

Zoe: Come on. I can’t take it. I’m cutting it.

Zic: Hey, no!

Both men start brawling over the remote control to the point that they both fall off the couch and landed on the floor. The house fills with the noise of 2 guys grunting in attempts to grab the remote control first. At last, Zoe grabs the remote back from Zic and he realises that he was laying on Zic and the only reason Zic had lost the remote was because he was starring right into Zoe’s eyes.

Zoe drops the remote and stares right back into Zic’s eyes.

Zic: Zoe, I think we should….

Zoe: Shhhh, don’t ruin the moment.

Zic: what?

Zoe closes in on Zic and kisses Zic. The feeling of pure love from a genuine person like Zoe made Zic weak. He couldn’t resist. In no time, both man were making out with each other, hands rubbing down each other’s body. Zoe’s hands reach Zic’s man boobs and he stops. Zic’s heartbeat stops when Zoe stopped moving. “Does he find it weird” thought Zic. Zoe unbuttons Zic’s shirt to reveal 2 massive man boobs with hard nipples waiting to be devoured.

“That is fucking hot and impressive” exclaims Zoe. Without any hesitation, he wraps his lips around Zic’s right boob and starts sucking and licking it. Zic’s man boobs have always been very sensitive thus Zic was moaning in pleasure as Zoe was soaking them in saliva. “No offense, but they feel like just a woman’s breasts” Zoe mentioned as he took both boobs in his hands and massaged them. “Is that a good thing?” questioned Zic. Zoe replied “You bet!” before sucking on them again. Zic reach for Zoe’s bulge and starts feeling it through Zoe’s pants. “That feels huge” exclaims Zic.

After a good few minutes of devouring Zic’s man boobs, Zoe starts making out with Zic as Zic unbuttoned and removed Zoe’s shirt as well. Let’s take this somewhere more comfortable said Zoe as he brings Zic to his room. Zic was feeling very nervous yet somewhat mesmerized by Zoe. After switching on the Air-Conditioning in the room, Zoe pushed Zic on to the bed and started making out with him again. He ran his finger along Zic’s body and upon reaching Zic’s crotch; he could feel a hard on waiting to burst out.

Before going any further, Zic had to know something first. “Zoe, before this goes out of hand, I know you’re straight, all these could very well be just lust or it could be, you know, more? What is this going to be? I don’t wish to spoil the moment but I don’t want to be lead on either” questioned Zic. Zoe stopped what he was doing and looked directly into Zic eyes, “to be honest with you Zic, initially I thought it was just my sexual desire that was building up, whenever I thought of you, I just started feeling horny. But things changed when we got so close to each other, looking at you smile or laugh when you were with me made me feel like I accomplished something. You joy made me feel joy. I fell in love with you, but I was too scared to ask, I am older than you. I love you Zic, I want this to go on further but if you don’t wish to date a man who is 16 years older than you, you don’t have to” said Zoe as he moved to get off of Zic. Zic knew at that exact moment that Zoe was more than just a fling. He pulled Zoe closer and started kissing him again. Zoe knew what that meant and was overjoyed.

“So what you wearing under these pants? Jockstrap again?” Zoe laughed as he started unbuttoning Zic’s pants. Zoe removed Zic’s pants to reveal a red Renoma underwear which was wet with precum. “Damn, that’s wet, exactly how I like it” exclaimed Zoe as he pulled the last remaining piece of clothing off Zic. Zic was laying naked on Zoe’s bed as Zoe started rubbing Zic’s dick, gently stroking it to keep his partner moaning while he nibbled on those man boobs once more. “You have an amazing body” said Zoe as he went down to Zic’s dick. “I’ve never done this before, so forgive me if I do it wrong”, said Zoe as he was about to suck Zic’s dick. “You don’t have to if you don’t want to” said Zic, but Zoe smiled and started sucking Zic’s dick. He worked his tongue all around Zic’s dick, giving extreme pleasure to the young man. Zoe’s teeth did give Zic a bit of discomfort but nothing could affect the pure pleasure he was having. Zoe lifted Zic’s legs into the air and slowly moved down towards Zic’s hole. His licked around Zic’s hole making him moan louder and louder. Zoe then started eating out Zic’s ass which made Zic grasp the bed real hard. Zoe slowly inserted his finger into Zic’s hole and started fingering him while he moved up to kiss him.

Zic held Zoe’s hand and guided him to lay back on the bed. “I have a favour to return” said Zic as he starting undoing Zoe’s pants with his mouth. Zoe wasn’t wearing any underwear, thus his pants were stained with precum. Upon unzipping, Zoe’s 6.5inch monster sprung up like a summoned beast. “omg, that is huge ”exclaimed Zic as he started licking Zoe’s dick. Zoe closed his eyes and started enjoying the blowjob from Zic. Zic knew what he was doing, working around the shaft and slowly swallowing every inch of Zoe’s tool, giving his man the ultimate pleasure, Zic went slow not wanting to rush. Slowly his fingers trailed down to find Zoe’s hole. Zic started rubbing Zoe’s hole with a bit of saliva while sucking his dick. Though Zoe wasn’t too sure about having another man touching his hole, he trusted Zic and Zic being thoughtful, didn’t want to hurt Zoe as he assumed Zoe was never analed or fingered before.

Zoe couldn’t hold it any longer, “I need that ass, now!” claimed Zoe as he reached out into his bedside drawer and grabbed a condom. Zic laid on the bed with his back facing Zoe, he could feel Zoe entering him. Zoe took it slow, he didn’t want to hurt Zic. In just a few seconds, Zoe was balls deep in Zic and he started thrusting. With each thrust he became faster and faster and soon enough, he was pounding Zic hard in his butt. Zoe’s fucking brought Zic to the edge of pleasure and after about 5 minutes of intense pounding, Zic shot his load all over the bed even without having his dick touched by Zoe or himself. “Wow, that hot!” claimed Zoe as he began fucking Zic harder. “ Wish I could fill you up” requested Zoe. “I’m sure you’re clean, why don’t you take that condom off and get in there raw daddy” teased Zic.

Zoe smiled, he pulled the condom off and started fucking Zic raw. Within minutes, Zoe was filling Zic’s hole his warm cum. “Ah fuck yeah! Fuckkkk, this feels awesome!” exclaimed Zoe. Zoe’s body shivered as the last drop of cum came out of his dick and dripped down Zic’s hole as he pulled out. Both man crashed on the bed, right next to each other. Zoe gathered some strength and walked out to grab a few tissues and towels and a fresh set of bed sheet. He changed the bed sheet and both men helped each other to clean off in the shower. Zoe offered to let Zic sleepover as he knew Zic was probably worn out. “Thanks Zoe, appreciate it!” said Zic as he got back on to the bed and reached for the pillow.

“Not the pillow, come here, lay on my chest for a bit, I just want to cuddle with you” requested Zoe. Zic was very glad to have a man like Zoe.

Zoe: Zic, not just for the sake of fucking, but I love every bit of you, character, personality and now, body.

Zic: Zoe, I love you too! Wish I could stay like this forever.

Both men talked their heart out and the next morning, they couldn’t even remember what time they fell asleep.

Everyone has someone special out there, just be patient, you will find your right man. Just don’t rush into something you will regret later. Till we meet again, bye bye. A

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croissantz · 8 years ago

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Barack Obama and Bill Clinton Smut part 2 (ft. George W. Bush and surprise guest)

Hello everyone, if anyone remembers this or actually sees this on his/her feed, you’re welcome.

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It had been quite some time since my last encounter with former president Bill Clinton, and what a marvelous night it had been. Our time with President George W. Bush happened not shortly after. That was even better. We were fortunate to have yet another important meeting. It started with me discussing the latest on our new sexy president, Mr. Donald J. Trump. “Donny has one tight little ass. I’d love to get a taste of that,” moaned former president Bush. Bill Clinton rolled his eyes at Bush’s vulgar comment. “No butthole is as tight and juicy as mine Georgie, and you know it,” Bill replied with a smirk. I bit my lip and remembered the feeling of Clinton around Baracky Jr., the name that Michelle had given to my penis. Being the good Christian man I am, I had to tell Michelle about my incident with the former presidents. She said that what I did was okay, because she had been having intercourse with our neighborhood horses. I did not judge my beautiful wife for her sexuality, in fact, I thought it was very arousing. Anyway, we together have decided that it is okay to have dirty nights with others. I regress back to Clinton’s hole, and how amazing of a sensation it had given me. Georgie had given me good feelings too, by putting his beautiful chapped ashy lips on my bunghole. I remembered the feeling of George rubbing his unwashed hands down my crack and shoving his slimy tongue into my ass. It felt so good. I wanted it all to happen again. I did not even notice that I had a stiffy, until I saw the lustful eyes of my former lovers on my crotch. The men’s eyes showed the hunger they had for my cock. Bill came onto me and pulled down my navy blue chino pants. He rubbed over my penis through my fruit of the loom boxers. I let out a very loud moan. I had missed the feeling of Billy touching me, and also, Michelle had not backed her ass up onto my dick in days. Bill made me feel some type of way; a special type of way. I could not contain my excitement for Bill’s watering mouth, so I spilled my seed right in my Sears undies. I was a bit embarrassed, but Billy did not seem to mind. After I had came in my pants, former president Clinton removed my underwear and licked my sticky juice right from them. My boner suddenly came back to life. Bush came up behind me and felt up my squishy tushy. “So fucking tight,” moaned George. I shuttered at his dirty words. I thought about having his throbbing cock inside of my rectum. I had never had a wiener inside of my backdoor, but I had a good feeling that today would be the day. George bent me over and spit on my anus. The sensation burned like a hot wing, and I loved it. He shoved his thumb deep into my love machine and wiggled it back and forth. “Oh yes daddy!” I squealed with delight. It felt so good, I thought I would explode from overwhelming sensation. “Give me your big bushy cock!” I croaked out to George. George moved me so that I was bent over the Resolute desk. Bill stood in front of my face with his rod in his hands. He was pumping aggressively and that made my ass water. He shoved his hairy penis in my mouth and forced me to deep throat him. I happily did so. While I was sucking Billy’s funk muscle, George forced his into my butt. I let out a scream of pain. After a while I could not feel any pain, just pleasure. The thrust of both educated men came in and out at the same time. I could do nothing but moan and grin widely. Finally, I was reaching my ending point. My dangling wiener explored while I was still being banged, and my nut was all over the oval office desk. Before I knew it, Billy had came into my giant mouth, Bush cumming in my ass not shortly after. I squealed as I rolled over on the desk. “Thanks boys, I really needed this,” I said gratefully. The presidents nodded and started to head over to the door, when we saw the current president had been watching. President Trump had his hands on what I presumed was his penis, but was actually a crunchy cheeto. He was pumping his cheeto aggressively and moaning “Billy suck my cock, George eat my ass, Barack fuck my ear”. All three of our cocks sprung to life again. I pulled Donny into the oval office with us for a round two.

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tremblingstockings · 8 years ago

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Keep Him Waiting

She was a lovely sight to wake up to. She was reclining in a sensual position near the edge of the bed with her head propped on her elbow. The pose accentuated her hips. The thin cover just barely kept her decent. She was smiling at him with her eyelids slightly narrowed in a sultry expression. It looked like she was waiting for him to wake up and see her.

"Good morning," he said as he slowly recovered from his deep sleep. "I have something to tell you."

He didn't say anything. His expression was blank and sleepy.

"Aren't you going to guess?" she asked. She climbed over the bed until their faces were close. Almost kissing. "It's something personal," she whispered.

"Sorry, dear. I'm not good at guessing games." He pulled his face away from hers so he could yawn and stretch. "Not this early."

"I'm feeling it now!" she announced. She flashed her sweetheart a naughty grin.

"Good for you," he said sleepily. "I don't know what that means."

"You don't?" she pouted. Remember last night in bed?"

He tried, but it was like trying to see through murky water. They stayed late at their friend's wedding reception. His last memory was the ride home.

"I'm sorry," he eventually replied. "I had a lot to drink last night."

"You were frisky last night. Don't you remember? Especially when we went to bed. You were getting really lively! I told you to cool it 'cause I wasn't feeling it. And you did. You were a good boy. But you said to make sure to tell you the next time I was feeling it. I'm feeling it now." With those words, she pulled him close in an amorous embrace.

"I have something personal to tell you," he whispered when their faces were close.

"What is it?" asked the smiling, playful woman.

"My bladder's about to explode."

She giggled and leaped out of bed.

"Race you to the bathroom!"

She had a head start. By the time he got to the bathroom door it was only open a crack. The face of his beloved was peeking out with a mischievous smile.

"I won!"

"Good for you! Seriously, can I get in? I have to go pretty bad."

"You went straight to bed without a potty break last night didn't you?"

"I must have."

"Next time you'll know better!" she sang as she closed the door.

"Seriously, can I come in?"

She opened it a crack. "Boys and girls aren't allowed in the same bathroom," she teased. She stuck out her tongue at him. Then she closed the door.

"Fine! Be silly like that," he said. He could've sat down but his mind was fixed so eagerly in the thought of using the toilet that he stood outside the door. That didn't mean he stood still. He rocked and squirmed with the pain of his bladder which now seemed twice as stretched as before.

She kept teasing him even while he was shut out. Instead of simply sitting down she hopped up onto the toilet seat. She dropped into a crouch and shot out a golden jet with as much force as her body could manage. She wanted him to hear. It hissed and splattered and turned the toilet bowl into rumbling rapids.

"Eeoommm!" she moaned with exaggerated relief. "That feels so good! Oh yes! That's just what I needed."

"Can you hurry up?" she heard from outside the door. The frustration in his voice came through loud and clear.

"It's rude to rush a lady," she said as her stream was losing force.

"Please, darling. Be considerate of my feelings."

"I could finish up in a second and let you in," she said when her stream had stopped.

"Thank you."

"Or I could not," she added.

Her fullness was gone but there was still a bit left in her bladder. She forced a jet out. A brief tinkling filled the air. After a moment she shot off another one.

"You have do be about finished by now. Right?"

"Don't rush me. I felt a little something in my tummy. I could have a BM coming on!"

"No!" he protested.

"Be polite. Let me go potty in peace."

She finished emptying her bladder. Then she slowly and deliberately reached for the toilet paper and ripped the last two squares off. Just as slowly and just as deliberately she dabbed her womanhood dry. She lowered herself into a sitting position and waited for the next development.

She doubted she would really need to do anything more on the toilet but she sat there anyway. She could hear the sounds of her beloved's bare feet as he paced outside the hall. He was really getting uncomfortable. She just sat there and let him get more uncomfortable. She was beginning to get bored when he called to her again.

"Can I come in now?"

She pulled up her panties and put down the lid but didn't flush. Soon the couple was talking through the open door.

"I'm done usi...!" she started to say in a cheerful voice but she noticed something that made her stop. Her lover had just taken his hands off his tighty-whities and nonchalantly put his arms to his sides when she opened the door.

"Were you holding your crotch?" she asked with a giggle.

He blushed and nervously mumbled something incomprehensible.

"It's all right," she teased. "You can stick your hands in your undies and hold your pee-pee shut if you have to. You can even do the potty dance. I understand little boys have trouble holding their wee-wee in."

He got more red and she got more giggly. There wasn't a word exchanged for a moment. He obviously wanted her to let him in the bathroom but didn't know how.

After some moments of awkwardness he did something unexpected. He stepped up to the ajar door and kissed his sweetheart.

"You're so cute!" he said when he'd finished. "You've still got that girlish mischief in you. It's one of the many things that make you so lovable."

He was trying to charm her into letting him urinate. She took it in a different direction.

"You're lovable too." She kissed him back. This kiss was longer and more passionate. "Do you still want to make love this morning?"

"Yes!" he answered without hesitation.

"Then I'd better get clean!" she said. "I'll be in the shower."

His smile fell into a frown. His eyes lost their gleam and opened wide with horror.

"Can I use the toilet while you use the shower?" he asked breathlessly. He knew the answer.

"I'm afraid I'm not comfortable with that," she said as she shut the door once more.

A minute later she got a great idea. A naughty idea. She opened the door all the way.

"I'm sorry I teased you," she said. "You're not a little boy."

Her almost-naked body embraced his. She could feel the tension in his muscles and the big hard bladder in his abdomen.

"You're a big boy," she said in a seductive voice. She twisted around his body and lowered her voice until she was whispering in his ear. "And you know what big boys can do?"

"What's that?" asked the amorous man.

"Hold it," she answered. Before he knew it his special lady was back inside the bathroom and the door was locked.

She spent an hour cleaning herself under the shower-head and preening herself in front of the mirror.

That mischievous woman didn't know what state her man would be in when she came out of the bathroom again. Maybe he would've used a jar to relieve himself. Or the bathroom at the convenience store down the block. Or maybe he'd be perfectly composed because he wanted to show how good his control was. Maybe he was waiting to force his way to the toilet the second the lock clicked.

She opened the door and casually strolled out wearing only a towel. She grinned a diabolical grin when she saw him. He wasn't even trying to hide his intense need. His hands were both clutching the manly bulge in his underwear and his legs were twirling him back and forth in an impatient squirm.

A special womanly thrill passed through her body as she took in the sight of her strong masculine lover reduced to a little boy.

"Please!" he said. It was sort of an immature whine and sort of a desperate cry.

"Soon," said the still-smiling woman. "Stand up straight like a man!"

He straightened his legs and stood as tall as he could. He took one hand off his groin but hesitated with the other.

"Hands on your sides!" she ordered. He obeyed. Her eyes got big.

There was a spot on the front of his underwear. The white cotton was dark and yellow right where it bulged in the front.

"Uh-oh! Having a little trouble there?"

He said nothing. The only thing she got from him was red cheeks.

"Hold still." She walked up to him and took him by the arms. "Keep holding," she said as she started to pull him downward.

He winced and made a half-hearted try to stop her.

"Spread your legs," she said. "Come down to my eye-level."

He complied. The wet spot got bigger. Soon a little liquid was making it out of the underwear. His legs splayed wider and his body sank lower until the lovers were face-to-face. Little trickles made their way down his hairy legs. Little droplets dripped on the wooden floor.

She looked into his eyes. They looked innocent. Vulnerable. That excited her more.

"Are we done here?" he squeaked. "This has gone pretty far. Even for one of your teasing sessions."

"I'm done." She held him in place as she kissed him long and hard. He fought it at first but gave into the sweetness. He put so much attention into that kiss he relaxed the hold on his bladder. The trickling and pitter-patting accelerated. When the two sets of loving lips finally parted there was a little puddle on the floor.

"I'd like to go now," he said. She still held him tight. He was still in a painful position.

"Wouldn't you like to go right here?"

He was silent. She pointed to the saturated front of his underwear and then to the tiny pond beneath him.

"You already started. Wouldn't you like to finish? Wouldn't you like to let everything go and bask in the sensation of relief? Wouldn't that just be great?"

He closed his eyes and nodded.

She let go of her sweetheart. He wobbled for a moment and fell backwards. He ended up sitting on his bottom with his hands holding him half-way upright and his half-bent legs jutting forward. The dark spot on his tighty-whities turned a glistening yellow as it became overwhelmed with liquid. It evacuated the waterlogged fabric in two streams that soon fused into a single violent waterfall. It was coming faster and faster and hitting the wood harder and harder. The new pool on the floor soon grew large enough to engulf the first one.

She watched her lover's on-purpose accident with unrestrained glee.

He threw his head back and groaned with relief. It changed the position of his body. The downward rush of a waterfall became the upward spurt of a geyser. It flowed out at that angle for some time before the dwindling pressure changed its course. When he sat up the eruption turned into an outward flow. He was now in the middle of a gleaming golden lake.

His sweetheart had been crouching in front of the bathroom door staring wordlessly at the spectacle the entire time. Now that the flow had ebbed she stood up and walked over to him. She held out her arms and strained to pull her muscular man up to an upright position. Soon they were both standing. He was dripping furiously.

"Put your foot up."

He obliged and she whipped off her towel and laid it on the puddle. He put it back down on the towel.

"Now put the other one up," she said. When he did she unfolded the towel to catch the rest of the wet mess.

"Now hold still." With no other warning she pulled his soggy underwear down to his feet. Now they were both completely naked.

"I'm feeling it right now," she said with a sultry smile. "And I don't mind a wet bed."

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