#big doints

[flustersluts]

ive been playing the new celeste community mod all day and now my wrists hurt.... hmm

[sbnkalny]

It's doints, not doinks, kalny! don't get to experience them As good as they say you are!

[gotthatfroginme]

the thing about being born inside the pocket of the world that exists as a blank space in the heads of the rest of the world is that i remember the years when we didn't really have much. it was still 'a lot' compared to the 'little' our parents had to endure with the bans on music and export such as clothes and household items but it wasn't much. clothes was bought haggling middle eastern women at the local bazaar out in the open, trying it on meant doint it on the street and it wasn't washed if it was new at all, those bazaars propped up at most convenient places because there were no regulations over it and they were just trying to get some money by any means to send back home. food was, of course, seasonal, alcohol was brewed locally by men who didn't know what they were doing inside their garages for friends and themselves, leading to poisoning often and the poverty made you count every grain against the currency in your pocket and the tech was so expensive it was barely obtainable. i remember feeling shocked listening to lewis hamilton expressing how poor they were because his choice for the birthday gift was between the new helmet and a ps2. because for the first time i could easily weigh his understanding of poverty against our and ps2 for us was an extreme luxury item. a monotool that doesn't do anything but plays very expensive games on disks. i only knew one family in the entire town that happened to own one along with 2 games, it was a big deal. we didn't have nintendo consoles or games or half of the things i hear americans or europeans talking about, calling it absolute staples of their childhood. we were kind of lost to tend to ourselves, made to peer in-between cracks at the rest of the world, until the laws and regulations upon human lives went nicer, towards the ways of exchange with the outside rather than shielding and hiding ourselves from it. we sort of started getting stuff by the virtue of abundance of it at the bigger cities in the country. by 2009 life looked the best it ever did, but maybe it feels so because i was barely an adult. i remember buying my first gaming console in 2012, it was a nintendo 3ds, the only one at the store left and i still own it and it still works to this day. it was a big deal for me, partially because i sold my only possession to scramble the money, partially because i never got new year or birthday presents from my parents, but my mom waged lending me the rest of the needed money against my university fund that my father has been contributing to by paying alimony. i held that account and only i could withdraw from it but didn't dare touch it but my mom wanted a new car. being a child means you get to agree to do stupid things for your parents so it wasn't a big deal. those 150 bucks felt like all the money in the world and the games were expensive but my friend gave me one as celebration and for the first time i could connect with my friends who experienced it as children, i could touch something i could never hope to before. i remember spending 2 entire days playing the newest ace attorney game, sitting on the floor of my room you could scale in two steps one side and five another, i was absolutely ecstatic. looking back to it i'm kind of jealous. these days we got the taste of it, you know, how it is to not feel left lagging behind everyone else but it does creep back. some things feel like they're slowly going back bit by bit. getting slowly outpriced and difficult to get if possible at all. there's no shame in buying secondhand clothes or not having brand stores, fast food chains and coffee shops, it's very normal to shop against your wallet and the thing is: for someone out there a sign of poverty will be not being able to afford both a helmet and a ps5

[bingobongobonko]

sighs. lancer. head in hands. 5 years. 5 months. til the world is essentially gone. im like. eyes wide. blinking. turns out the big bad, we fucking made it, it's a manmade horror actually. and now its playing god. im like. dude? im bad at articulation but. dude? and jeurgen fucking knew the whole time. like bro youre an asshjole. (i love u...) GENUINELY THE MOST SHIFT IVE SEEN OF ALL TIME. JEURGEN USED TO BE A SWEETHEART BUT HE REALIZED HE'S A XENOGLASS MONK. SO HES LIKE. BUUGJHH!?!?!?! HES SO FUCKED UP. HES SO FUCKED UP. GRITS MY TEETH. HE'S LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE NOW AND I REALLY THINK ITS COOL. OKAY SO im. LIKE. GUH? GUH????? HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! OK SO JUST. GUH. so much to process but basically, the oracle??? WE made that. we made it in the past, it was essentially some weird hivemind consisting of nanites that could be used to fight wars without the actual people. and now its god. maybe? it claims to be god. im like. dude? we beat its apostle to death, funnily enough the revived corpse of the apostle that was killed in act 1. im fucking unwell. but it said to us like. We'll meet again. and frankly I HOPE THE FUCK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEARLY KILLED JEURGEN!!!!!!!!!!!! and technically its cronies almost killed yves so that was Ough. but yeah no mech. in actuality yves(?) was kind of paralyzed half the time in telly's mech, i say ? cuz that wasnt. really yves. hard to explain but no that wasnt yves really. still though. once the battle was over, full success, we just stood there as we received all of this info right. and telly's like full of screaming thru the comms, and yves(?) is like. hey god is fucking punishing us actually. this is god's punishment. and tellys like. no its fucking not shut up. also i know about your boyfriend. elias. and THE yves, THE current yves, goes fucking ballistic, all the rage and terror from before comes back at once and he fucking goes ballistic and tackles telly and fucking BEATS his shit in. just starts fucking punching him over and over again til people have to physically rip him off and fucking screams at telly to like. leave elias out of this. all of this while baron oze is just receiving the news from jeurgen - 5 years for bo. FIVE months for keedan. and its so fucked up to me. jeurgen knew. jeurgen knew for a very long time. he just didnt know that til recently. and thats so fucked. he knew all of this was going to happen. this WHOLE fucking time... but he did not remember..... how fucked is that. like actually. so im just like. man Okay. okay. this is fucked.

so yeah after that reveal, we just drag ourselves back to the hangar. we're fucked. got ferrofluids everywhere, telly's punched to fuck all, oils and shit, we just look like shit. and then we realize theres a man with darwil, guy just fucking LOSING his shit, pacing back and forth, just rambling his head off, and it isnt til he looks our way that yves realizes immediately it's elias, and elias makes a fucking beeline right for yves and actually. dude? fuck? oh. they just fucking grapple onto each other and they hug it out right there and yves is just whispering im sorry the whole time. he has never truly apologized for anything. he actually means it. im like. fuck. yk. dude? at that very moment everything else gets drowned out, cuz it just doesnt fucking matter to him. elias is right there, tears in his eyes, looking at him. just straight up starin at him. nothing fucking matters actually. just this right now. im like. picture of white guy with the red shirt grabbing his head and crying. Okay. youre telling me. pointing at yves. the guy who has only ever cared about himself and his own gains. actually feels something real for someone else, the first time in YEARS. okay. dude i doint even care. dude. whatever. actually. okay. whatever. yves would fucking KILL for this guy and im not joking. he already assaulted telly for even insinuating a talk with elias. like straight up. also telly still came up and was like. hey we need to talk. to elias and fucking yves gave him the most murderous stare............. bites my tongue. Yeah we had bit of a lancer moment today.

[here-and-genderqueer]

You: BDE (big dick energy)

me: ball dointed ehhh?

[the-firebird69]

Sick Puppies - You're Going Down (Official Video)

and tons do it no we do. and we hear it. others join  up

bja

and we see it. there rare three prepping and we said it earlier see it the real thing lots need it too. now. and to go in with and are the same. butteh chassis and are clse yes..and work well are faster lighter. and made very fast too manypickups and wise asses doint nothing.  and our son says i realize it is not my shp and or bases and he says good. and they go oon it

an we hear them too tapping this out them after and stuff. but are in trouoble. now trumplooks sees it oshkosh big stuff tons of it needs it an works now. too.

and it is on they asy and roll and it is the psudo empire

Thor Freya and are not the usa mil no are and ok

Olympus

we use it to take over and thusly and ok they see it again is ay it now ok and do it

mac

[dinjouonyoass]

We smokin yalls gang for breakfast big doints

[frankenstank]

Happy crisis

[cassyapper]

lee 🤝 majima

ex-hitmen who immediately give it up upon meeting makoto

[japes-the-clown]

story of my tradlife

[purelyfictitious]

I've been brushing my teeth every day for a week. This is a first in my entire life

[sbnkalny]

My nails are You from having A big ole weiner

[viridescent-lament]

my stretch marks are fading :[

[oldfritz]

when I’m done doing my big cleaning I’ll show you guys how many Pokémon plushies I have. can also show off my fritz/prussia stuff if anyone wants?

[realizashuns]

you know whats wild... Arthur had us normalized to the name Arthur .....lol its such a weird name im trying to say it out loud now and it doesn't sound right like this was a fifth grader named Arthur LOL wtf? also just realized the parents named dw DOROTHEA WINIFRED no fucking wonder DW was ready to fight everyone on sight

[the-firebird69]

i dont want to post it bg you tried. they will proceed and die.

i will say it did not work in the usa on bases. near them for years after year after year near reallly right on pendalton. and in the middle of ten bases and they were huge. the best you did was injure me almost critically in my groin region. good job loswer morlock

what fn losers

Zues Hera

i see it. too late we shall lose. and losers. true did nothing in china and they were out al l over both of us. macs too nthing. no gain. still we try. and really it was like martial law so f off you ingrate shits you doint care for a thing we hate you you suck. dirve your big wheels ok

bg