#big Eldritch deer

[voodoodaaddy]

If you ever choose to have children with him, there's a 50% chance if they are male they will be himbos like him

[thelien-art]

Lúthien Tinúviel; Princess of Doriath, with Huan the Hound of Valinor

I know I know I keep changing her design, with some key elements staying, but I think I have it this time! I´m sure!! till next time where I might change it again But then again she is half Maia so she could probably shapeshift

I wanted her to look as uncanny/Eldritch as possible so I tried to give her too-big pupils, an almost mammal nose, a too long neck, and her deer ears - I wanted to include feathers somehow because I hc Dior has a feathered back as if he were supposed to grow wings but only got the feathers, so my excuse is that she can "shapeshift" a bit to look like a blend between elf, deer, and bird - but I DID give her claws!

[alteregozowie]

There's one now! That one looks especially delicious~

And he starts the chase!

"Oh, come now Al. That's cannibalism"

@alteregozowie

(He forgets what Alastor is)

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

For the Non-Human Hermits prompt!

Almost all of the Hermits are nonhuman in some way, ranging from extremely powerful eldritch horror in disguise, to magical being that nearly crosses the line of being human. The only full-human on the server is Iskall (although he does have a bit of cyborg-ness of course).

A few of the most powerful of the Hermits species-wise are Keralis, who is not only eldritch in nature but also a body-snatcher; Joe, who’s also eldritch as well as being Joe Hills; and Etho, who is a living glitch older than the universe itself.

Stress and Hypno are close behind, although their powers are mostly magic-related.

Other notable Hermits when it comes to species are Gem, a Not-deer; Grian, a Watcher; Hypno, who’s a being called a Hypnotist; Skizz, who’s a type of biblically-accurate angel; Pearl, who’s a sky-related creature called a Lunar; and Tango, who is made out of sentient fire. He also became a Lunar after Moon Big.

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[usedtobethelegendcreator]

It seems a lot of people don’t understand why Alastor’s full form is so terrifying, and I’m here to put it into perspective.

First of all, his sheer size.

We all look at him and think “Wow, he’s so big!” And he is. But look at his legs. He’s not even standing—he’s crouching. To get an inkling of how tall he really is, try getting on the ground and mimicking that pose. I did it myself, and goddamn is he huge.

Secondly, look at his body. His claws are twice as thick as his arms. His neck is broken in two places. Critics can say he isn’t scary all they like, but let’s be real—if you came face-to-face with that, you’d shit yourself. No judgement, I would too.

And we can joke all we want about how he makes ‘deer noises’, but hearing an elk scream mixed with feedback is honestly one of the most petrifying sounds ever. When Alastor gets so pissed that he stops using words to describe how hard he’s gonna fuck you over, that’s when you know you’re about to get twenty-three new assholes.

Thirdly, it’s time to get into assumptions. When it comes to monsters and Eldritch beings like Alastor, most people associate size with speed—something small will be fast, something big will be slow, so on and so on. When it comes to something Radio Demon-sized, most would assume he’s slow, because it would take some time to move around all that bulk, right?

Wrong.

Because Alastor doesn’t have bulk. Instead, he has razor-sharp talons, at least six tentacles, a bear-trap jaw, teeth that could cut through steel like a knife through water, and a complete and utter disrespect of physics, and he knows how to use them. Oh, and the magic, almost forgot the magic.

Most people write his rampages like he’s Godzilla, when in reality, he’s likely one of the fastest beings in the Pride Ring, right beside Niffty. Alastor is a deer demon, or at least a cervid one. Take another look at those legs and come to your own conclusions. That fucker would be leaving steaming hoof-prints on the concrete if he took a threat seriously.

There’s a reason those loan sharks started running when they saw the tentacles, and it wasn’t because they were scared of being in a hentai. The shark that screamed “FUUUUUUUUCK” knew damn well what was about to go down.

I can’t wait to see his true form.

[hugsandchaos]

Headcanons for Eldritch Danny

I suck at giving measurements, but I can try. Just know he’s as big as a two story building standing up and can hold a bus like a hot dog. But I bet he’d try to use both hands since it probably has people inside.

He only has two arms in his eldritch form. He can use them to crawl and walk around no problem, but running is something he doubts he can do, so he just flies if he needs to go fast.

I’m thinking of giving him extra eyes just for the spookiness, but I also want a few features to reflect on the whole “space eldritch” thing. Here’s what I have. 1) No extra eyes, but looking into Danny’s eyes in this form will make you see the vastness and beauty of space. Galaxies, stars being born, comets shooting past planets, ect. Whether they’re terrified or amazed by this sight differs based on each person. 2) Give him extra eyes and make them the ones that give the person a vision of outer space. The first two eyes are just completely green now. No white, no pupils, just a green glow.

A circle of the northern lights floats above his head at all times, similar to a crown. A few strands of southern lights give him a pair of antlers like a deer maybe?? Just a reminder, northern lights are normally green and blue and southern lights are red and purple. At least in the pictures I’ve seen. Also the deer thing is just because a lot of people like to link Danny with a deer, and honestly, I kind of see it! I like it!

Most of his body is dark, but his hands, hair, and part of his tail are white.

Also, his skin sort of moves kind of like water when he’s still. Because everything in space is always moving, so is Eldritch Danny. If you were to lean on him, though, you wouldn’t feel the ripples. The ripples stop a little before they touch you.

Star! Freckles! Star! Freckles! STAR!! FRECKLES!!!

The white spots glow in the dark, and his tail looks like a comet when he flies overhead at night.

That’s all I’ve got. For now.

Honestly, writing this, I’ve been imagining Danny using this eldritch form and is outside Casper High for whatever reason. A bunch of students are coming over to say hi and Danny is just laid down on the ground. Sam and Tucker come over to say hi and Danny uses a hand to pull them close and curl up around them, purring just loud enough that everyone can hear.

Or they all hear this deep, terrifying roar and Danny perks up before answering his one of his own, albeit not as loud or intimidating. In comes Eldritch Clockwork!

Bonus quotes! Also Lancer’s in on the secret.

Lancer: Alright, you’ve had your fun. Time to come back inside.

Eldritch Danny: *unhappy eldritch noises while putting a hand over Sam and Tucker*

Lancer: Young man, let go of your friends and come back inside.

[thelooniemoonie]

New year, new sona

Finally got around to making a new sona for myself :3

I've been wanting to make a new internet sona all of 2024 and haven't gotten around to it until 2025, and as much as I love the electro-swing silly guy bugs bunny vibes of Luni-Q, I felt as I got older these past years they don't quite fit me anymore (I'm still keeping the bunny vibes tho lol)

ANYWAY LET'S FUCKING GO MONSTER TIME BABEYYY

putting some minor notes design notes here since i was lazy to fill out an entire ref lol (minor warnings for body horror descriptions)

big guy is 8 feet tall!

they're kinda a spin of a volpertinger, a horned rabbit with wings! even though the wings aren't in the main ref, they can sprout some on their back from their back markings (and the horns being more goat/sheep hybrid as opposed to a deer, and peacock like feathers)

going on the parasite theme! those red tendrils are actually a symbiote god separate from the creature :3 while the main body is the volpertinger itself, inside is just a bunch of red tendrils stuffing it like spaghetti. Basically it's Venom rules, where they can extend out of the host's body to grab things, and forming hands and wings.

Given from the name you're probably wondering if this is inspired from the Bloodborne boss. Yes. I love her and she's my gender mom

anyways sorry mutuals i'm not just a silly guy, i was actually an 8 foot tall forest eldritch being the entire time. do you still want to get brunch together

[your-pal-nebula]

You can call me Nebula, Abel, Silver, Cori, Adaluza, Royal Dandy, Chazz, Razzle Dazzle, Glen, Velvette, Jax, Hexadecimal, Guzma, Mettaton, or any nickname that is a spin-off of those

Transmasc + agender + boygirl + pangenderspace

He/It/Xe/She + any space themed neoprounouns or space themed emojiself pronouns

My main interests right now are WordGirl, ReBoot, Hazbin Hotel, Wings of Fire, The Amazing Digital Circus, Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Pokémon (specifically USUM), and Wildcraft. I post about my OCs a lot too

I'm an alterhuman. Kinlist below. There's a lot. I'm simultaneously therian, fictionkin, otherlink, songkin, objectkin, and otherhearted. I'm autistic and believe this to be the source of my alterhumanity.

I'm the host of a praesigenic plural system. I have four brainmade headmates, and everyone else is a fictive from either WordGirl or ReBoot. Brief introductions for all of us below. If a post isn't signed, assume it was made by me. Collectively, we use vae/vaer, faun/faun's, or thon/thon's pronouns (no they/them).

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Alterhuman Kinlist:

Theriotypes: Eldritch Dragon, SilkWing, Snow Leopard, Peacock, HiveWing

Kintypes: Nephilim, Buglike Alien, Cyborg, Piglin, Necrozma, Absol

Fictotypes: Silver Boxleitner (WordGirl OC), Cori Worst, (WG OC), Adaluza (Hazbin Hotel OC), Velvette (Hazbin Hotel), Royal Dandy (WordGirl), Glen Furlblam (WordGirl), Jax (TADC), Hexadecimal (Reboot), Andrealphus (Helluva Boss), Guzma (Pokemon USUM), Mettaton (Undertale)

Linktypes: NightWing (Wings of Fire), Living Doll, Shark, Razzle Dazzle (WordGirl OC), Chazz (WordGirl)

Songkins: Every song by Creature Feature

Hearttypes: Axolotls, dolphins, machines/tech in general

Hearthomes: Fair City (WordGirl), Alola (Pokémon), The Nether (Minecraft), Lost Angles (ReBoot), Hell (Hellaverse), Heaven (Hellaverse)

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System Members:

Necro: Brainmade, they/it/vey/zhe, vampirekin, genderless, sex variant, androsexual/toric/nblm

Chaos: Brainmade, gore/fog/shx/shadow/🔪, crowhearted, darkness conceptkin, demonkin, analog horrorkin, greyromantic bisexual, intrusive thoughts holder

Heather: Brainmade, she/hy/ae/bun, rabbit and deer therian, sex variant, pan lesbian, butch dyke

Ethereal: Brainmade, it/it's, angelkin, snow leopard therian

Salem: Brainmade, she/her, dog therian (bichon shih tzu mix)

Glitch: Brainmade, she/xe, questioning alterhuman, bi lesbian

Silver Boxleitner: she/her, mouse copinglink

Cori Worst: she/her, fox therian

Sketch: she/her, originally my sister's OC

Tobey Mccallister: he/him

Victoria Best: she/her

Dr. Twobrains: he/ey

Beatrice/Lady Redundant Woman: she/tech/machine/cyber/wire

Ms. Question: she/her

Invisi-Bill: he/wolf/howl/pup, sparkledog, golden retriever, coyote and wolf therian, protecter, self identified guard dog

Big Left Hand Guy: he/him/any (neoprounouns included)

Bob: he/him

Dot Matrix: she/her

Matrix: he/it/xey/wolf

AndrAIa: she/he/they

Keys Matrix: he/him

And more there are too many fictives to count by now

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Fandom OCs:

WordGirl: Silver Boxleitner, Cori Worst, Marleen Everwood, Alynxai, Malakai Jackson, Comet Skyrunner, Apples and Oranges, Cat and Dog, Bella Bloodsucker, Razzle Dazzle

Hazbin Hotel: Adaluza, Plushie Guts, Midnight, Violet Vicicous

Wings of Fire: (A lot but mostly) Artemis, Goldenstar, Bloodspiller, Widow, Borealis, Deathblossom

ReBoot: Keys Matrix (yeah he's the only one)

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DNI: Prosh1ppers, p0rn blogs, pro/neu/comp contact harmful paraphiles, anti-therian, anti-neoprounouns, radfems/TERFs, radqueers, pro cringe culture, transandrophobia deniers, people who believe in the validity of thought crimes, sysmeds, queer exclusionists, pro-ana

Please do not involve us in syscourse, queer discourse, discourse around Hellaverse and its creator, or absolutely any sort of discourse against our will. We do hold stances on these, and discoursers are welcome to interact and follow, but please do not involve us in it.

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You see the gun I have in my profile? That's for Justice Cheese shippers.

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My mutuals, who I love and hold very close:

@holdthefuckupwhat @toonycatuwu @emberthearsonist @pennyroks77 @rootbeertime @evaiskindaweird @dreadthedecay @snickerzanddoodlez @thatgayoctopus @jamiesolas @autistic-fuckwad @inkangeliguess @victoriabestdefender @ratlordsarah @persistinghorrors @therianslaypotato @corvidthedragon @shepherdingthepie @v0id-clawz @nabbit-unmasked @moonlightravensblog @gabriella-sec @elzore-da-great @randareal1 @silly-billy-skilly @marrmora @chara--system

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[lynxgriffin]

Does Noelle also like licking giant salt licks?

Most of the eldritch beasts would probably appreciate those, and being a deer monster, yeah she would definitely enjoy a big salt lick.

[m--rtyr]

You never asked for these, but you are getting them.

I am of the personal belief that none of the Jury on nine were really "human" other than Esmund.

Shad - Werewolf turned Hellhound, or at the very least wolf like. All fangs and teeth

Irene - Not human in the same fashion as the not deer. Uncanny in the way a tree branch looks like a welcoming hand. Some claymation type stuff.

Menphia - A meif'wa but a big cat meif'wa, the lioness of Fury if you will

Esmund - A magically enhanced human. He is the protector of those who needed protection, i.e. the ones with no abilities (led to worshippers of esmund splitting off in the future in a christianity type way, the "Love and protect thy neighbors" and the "Protect thy self")

Enki - Genderfluid shape-shifting eldritch horror/demon. My brain goes to owls and eyes.

Kul'zak - A siren or creature of the water. They are the wanderer, and in my headcannon, the music one and the bringer of storms, because music and weather travels and such.

I also have more headcannons involving each, specifically of what each is the "lord of"/godly domain. I.e. You pray to Kul'Zak for safe sails, and you pray to Menphia for your blade to strike true.

I think you meant ‘Divine Warriors’ lmao but I love this

I love people’s HCs and stuff!!! I want more of this. Gimme

[aliciavance4228]

Here Are Some Things From Greek Mythology That Are Purely Nightmare Fuel

Note: Long post because Greek Mythology is completely fucked up.

-Many of the monsters:

The Lernaean Hydra (a serpent with nine heads, that can continually regrow severed heads).

The Chimera (a hideous amalgamation of a lion, a goat and a dragon)

Cerberus (a vicious three-headed dog that in some myths had a back covered in living serpents).

Orthrus (Cerberus's two-headed, serpent-tailed little brother), and various other creatures definitely count.

Perhaps the worst is Typhon — father of the above along with the Mother of All Monsters, Echidna — Typhon is described by some writers as being as tall as the sky itself, and having a hundred dragon-like heads, all of which screamed and breathed fire. It's not hard to see why almost all the gods had a collective fear when he appeared, and fled Greece, leaving Zeus to face the creature by himself.

And then there's creatures like Scylla and, even worse, Charybdis, once beautiful women turned into eldritch things of pure horror. Scylla we at least know is horrifying to observe, looking like a giant, beautiful women from the waist up, with a scaled tail below, and the heads of six rabid wolves snapping at her waist.

Medusa, whose face was apparently so frightening that anyone who saw her turned into stone. Much like Scylla and Charybdis above, she also used to be a beautiful woman before the Gods transformed her, except when she was a monster from the beginning.

-Prometheus' fate of being chained to a rock and having an eagle peck out his liver each day. He endured it for hundreds of years before being released.

-Similarly, the fate Chiron faced before he sold his immortality: living forever, with the maddening poison of the Hydra eternally burning through his veins.

-The fate of mortals unfortunate enough to piss off the gods:

Actaeon, a man who accidentally walked in on a bathing Artemis, who turned him into a deer and had him killed by his own dogs.

Erysichthon, who chopped down one of Demeter's trees, was infected with eternal hunger and eventually ate himself.

Phineas, son of Poseidon, was randomly gifted with the ability to perceive past and future. This access to knowledge threatened the gods so Zeus struck him blind and further punished him with starvation by being attacked by Harpies every time he tried to eat. It’s a good thing that Jason came along and, with the aid of the Argonauts, was able to kill the Harpies so Phineas could eat again- some depictions have him so starved that he’s horrifically thin.

So, you're friends with Aphrodite, and she want to marry you, eldest son of Nereus, old man of the sea. That's good, right? Well, dad says no. You tell your girlfriend that, and even though it's not your fault, she turns you into a polyp.

-Ephilatus and Otus tried invading Olympus. They eternally drown in the center of a waterfall, tied by snakes to a pillar, while Fate watches them as an owl. Ouch!

-Some of the evil people whom Theseus defeated:

Procrustes, who tied his victims to a bed and either stretched them on a rack or chopped off body parts if they did not fit.

Sinis who bent down two pine trees with his great strength, tied the hands of passer-bys to the tips of the two trees, and then let go.

Sciron, another bandit, was tame by comparison, but still pretty terrifying—living on a cliff overlooking the sea, he posed as a kindly old man and asked travelers to help him wash his feet. If they accepted, he'd wait for them to kneel...then he'd kick them off the cliff. Depending on the version, they'd either fall to their deaths or be devoured by a giant turtle that lurked in the waves below. Either way, Sciron very clearly did this for fun.

Phaea, who terrorized Crommyon, had a gigantic man-eating sow for a pet that accompanied her on her raids on the eponymous town. Sure, Theseus killed her, but the fact that this old lady had a big-ass pig for a pet should say something about her personality.

-The Minotaur's young victims were imprisoned in the labyrinth and force to run for their lives until the beast catches and devours them or they drop dead of exhaustion, hunger and thirst. It's like the first teen slasher flick.

-The future Olympians were able to live and grow in Cronus' stomach. How exactly? Squick indeed.

-Antaeus the giant, who was building a temple using human skulls.

-A non-mortal prisoner of Tartarus was Arke, Iris' lesser known sister. It was said that during the Titanomachy, Arke had betrayed the Olympians in favor of the Titans and became their messenger. When the Olympians won the war, Zeus not only cast her into Tartarus along with the Titans, he also tore her wings off for good measure.

-Princess Elera was impregnated by Zeus abd then hidden. She gave birth to a giant named Tityos... and died during chilbirth.

It is written that once he came of age he tried to force himself on Leto. Fortunately, Artemis and Apollo heard their mother's cries of distress and killed Tityos by raining arrows upon him. As his afterlife punishment he gets sent off to Tartarus to be forever eaten alive by eagles not unlike Prometheus but without anyone freeing him.

-King Diomedes, who fed humans to his flesh-eating horses. In a Karmic Death and/or Ironic Death twist, he himself was fed to them.

-Oedipus; Imagine marrying your own mother and unknowingly having intercourse with her! Horrible! Then, to top it all off, Oedipus gouged his own eyes out after he discovered all of this. Honestly guys put the blame on Freud for all the "Joe Mama" jokes.

-The rape of Callisto. She was raped (once she realized who her attacker really was and what he was going to do she fought), by Zeus disguised as his daughter Artemis. Callisto was a follower of Artemis and one of the goddess’s favorite companions.In other words, Callisto was raped by a god in the form of her best friend. Callisto is cast out, turned into a bear, separated from her son for 15 years, and upon seeing him after those 15 years, is almost killed by him. (In some versions they are only spared by one killing the other or killing each other by Zeus literally invoking Mama Bear in turning the son into a bear cub, upon which all fighting ceases).

-Athena's birth. The clanging produced when Metis forged Athena's armor gave Zeus a massive headache, and he was willing to do anything to stop the headache...ANYTHING, including go to one of his least favorite people in the world, Hephaestus, and have him split his skull wide open. Then, Athena burst out of Zeus' bleeding skull, fully grown and armored, and letting out a battle cry.

-Her mother, Metis, was fated to give birth to a son more powerful than Zeus. So he turns her into a fly and swallows her whole.

-The Graeae. Dear Gods, the Graeae! Spooky old witches who only had one eye and one tooth among them. They shared both items among themselves and even fought over both! Even worse, some versions say that they were half-human and half-swan.

-Medea. Where to start? First, she killed her brother and threw his diced up corpse into the sea bit by bit to make sure she and her boytoy Jason escaped her father, the king of Colchis. When Jason dumped her for a princess, she then decided to murder the princess with a cloak that instantly turns the wearer into a fireball. She also kills Jasons' future father-in-law, and finished this up by killing the kids that the couple had together. She makes her get-away by flying into the sky on a chariot driven by Dragons. Finally, Medea manages to make peace with her father afterwards by killing her uncle, who had deposed the father as king. She is Nightmare Fuel for anyone who goes through messy divorces with psychopaths.

-Lycaon. He (or his sons, depending on the version) knew full well that Zeus makes a habit of dropping by in disguise to see if kings and hosts behave as they should, so when the big guy did show up, they suspected he might actually be Zeus. So what do they do to put him to the test? Why, kill a child from the next village over and serve him up as food. So Zeus turns them into the first werewolves, in some versions even noting that nothing about their behavior changed.

-The myth of Hades and Persephone has many interpretations, but the original, ancient tale is pure horror at its finest from both the perspective of Demeter and Persephone. Persephone is out picking flowers with her friends and strays from the group when she spots a narcissus, which is really a trap laid out by Hades to ensnare her. When Persephone plucks the flower Hades bursts out of the earth in his chariot and pulls her in while she is vainly attempting to fight him off and screaming for help, but they plunge to the earth before anyone can come to the goddess's aid. Hades arrives in his kingdom with his justifiably terrified bride-to-be and drops the bomb that they're getting married on her while the poor girl is still trying to process the fact that she was just snatched from her home, her beloved mother and everything else she's ever known, and is about become her abductor's wife and queen of his kingdom.

-Hera was a notoriously jealous goddess. While Zeus's infidelities were hardly admirable, her responses to them were nothing short of horrifying. She would wreak cruel vengeance against the women he slept with, including those who didn't know their lover's true identity and even women her husband raped. Not only that, she's incredibly malicious to his children, even though it's obviously not their fault they were fathered by the King of the Gods.

-In the Dionysiaca, we have Typhon spelling out to Zeus all the lovely things he plans on doing to the Olympians when he takes over.These include, but are not limited to...

Chaining up Poseidon with the same chains that Iapetus is bound by.

Sending a bigger, stronger eagle (possibly Typhon's own offspring) to peck out Hephaestus' liver to avenge Prometheus.

Trapping Hermes in a jar forever.

Forcibly marrying off Artemis, Leto and Athena and letting their husbands rape them.

Forcing Hera to marry him (Typhon) specifically.

-Think about what poor Leto had to go through when Hera found out she was pregnant with Zeus' twins—Hera basically tells Leto she's banned from giving birth literally anywhere on Earth, starts spying on her as she desperately searches for someplace to give birth and in some versions sends a freaking dragon to chase Leto as she wanders. And just when Leto finally found a haven (sometimes provided by Poseidon at Zeus' behest) to give birth, a massive storm happens and the Goddess of Childbirth (sometimes Hera, sometimes her daughter) refuses to help her, leaving poor Leto to desperately cling to her patch of land and give birth, hoping that the storm doesn't wash her away. Fortunately, she succeeds.

-Hades has a helmet that makes him invisible and according to some even intangible (meaning he can go through walls while wearing it). While he IS one of the nicer ones, that does beg the question... How does someone know that he's down where his job is and not, uh, right behind you?

[jqsalas]

Hermitcraft & Friends Species Headcanons

Bdubs: Land Dweller

Beef: Bull

Cleo: Zombie

Cub: Ursa Minor

Doc: Amalgamation (Creeper, Cyborg, Goat, Butterfly)

Etho: Eldritch Being (Unknown)

False: Avian (Eagle)

Gem: Shapeshifter ~ Born a deer, Usually a Deer

Grian: Wellex, Eldritch Being (Sun God)

Hypno: Shadow Person

Impulse: Void Ravager

Iskall: Zombie, Cyborg

Jevin: Slime

Joe: Ghost

Joel: Alien

Keralis: Eldritch Being (Unkown)

Mumbo: Redstone Bug

Pearl: Eldritch Being (Moon Goddess)

Ren: Wolf

Scar: Shapeshift ~ Born an allay, Usually a cat

Skizz: Angel

Stress: Butterfly

Tango: Blaze

TFC: Hermit

Wels: Shapeshifter ~ Born a dragon, Usually a mouse

XB: Guardian

Xisuma: Voidwalker

Zed: Goat, Enderman

Evil X: Voidwalker

Hels: Shapeshifter ~ Born a dragon, Usually a dragon

Badtimes: Vex

True: Avian (Eagle)

Martyn: Shapeshifter

Jimmy: Avian (Canary)

Big B: Human

Lizzie: Fairy

Scott: Elf

[rubberduckydemonking]

Starter for @hazbinned

The brassy sound of jazz music slipped out from beneath the crack in Alastor’s bedroom door; it was a pleasant tune, almost enough to ease the tension that Lucifer was holding in his shoulders. Almost. Lucifer stared, doe-eyed and hesitant, at the wooden barrier that stood between him and the radio demon. Up until this moment, he’d made sure that he spent as little time as possible with the radio demon. The reason was simple really: he was worried that too long in his company might result in an all-out fight that he would, easily, win. Lucifer didn’t want to be responsible for the death of his daughter’s favourite bellhop. But now? his darling daughter was positively forcing him into the man’s company and expecting them to…’work through their differences’? Lucifer would fix the issue but, you see, Alastor was the one causing the issue - not him!

If you asked Lucifer to trace back to the moment he fell headfirst into deep dislike for the conniving ‘Radio Demon’ he would claim confidently, with his whole chest, that is was hate at first sight. Lucifer detested that arrogant, smug, smile that was constantly stretched painfully onto his stupid face. The harsh, static, voice that so often sent unfunny jabs at him was grating and set his teeth on edge. The way he had to strain his neck upwards to look up at the lanky fucker. But, more than anything, he hated how Alastor knew exactly what buttons to press in order to play on his emotions. Lucifer liked to think he was above childish bickering. After all, he was billions of years old — and he was the king! Why was it so easy for Alastor to play him like a fiddle for his own amusement? The sheer magnitude of his own annoyance towards Alastor annoyed him. Oh how he had fanaticised many times about humbling that grinning eldritch abomination~

The issue was, the radio demon had clearly sunk his claws deep into his wonderful daughter. Charlie was young and, in turn, still somewhat naive. Lucifer was old and jaded, his blind optimism had been tempered by the full force of his own failures. That is to say: Lucifer was wise enough to know that nothing good would come from trusting the radio demon. Charlie wouldn’t hear him. Disparaging Alastor upset Charlie and put a strain on their (already strained) relationship. Lucifer had no intention of driving a wedge between him and his daughter. No, more than that, he wouldn’t allow Alastor to be a wedge between he and his precious girl. So, when she looked down at him with those big, wide, puppy-dog eyes and begged him to ‘work harder to get along with Alastor’ and ‘see the good in him’ — well, he found himself, begrudgingly, agreeing to her harebrained scheme of bonding activities.

“Come on, you’re Lucifer Morningstar. You can do this. Just be nice. Don’t let him under your skin,” he mumbled to himself as he straightened his bow tie and brushed a speck of dust from the sleeve of his jacket. As far as Lucifer was aware, Alastor had been given the ‘play nice’ ultimatum as well — so, really, there was nothing to concern himself with, right? “Well, let’s get this shit-show on the road,” he plastered a, perfectly practiced and entirely insincere, smile on his lips. Delicately raising a fist, he knocked thrice on Alastor’s door. Look on the bright side, there were so many exciting activities they could do, like baking, painting or maybe going to the barbers and fixing the deer demon’s ridiculous hair cut —Fuck! Play nice, Lucifer.

[sorcerous-caress]

A thought I've had about the whole human kink thing is how viably we can modify ourselves, like basic tattoos, piercings, and the more extreme tongue bifurcation and horn implants. There's also what Faerun can offer humans, be it through inking our skin with runes, magical glass eyes, magical prosthetics as replacement limbs, and even just straight up growing new limbs if the circumstances are right. Wyll pops into mind, and Mizora just snapping her fingers and making him partially devil is insane to me. What exactly does that even entail, like does he burn hotter, is he prone to vices, or is it literally all aesthetic? Draconic sorcerers growing wings and a tail comes to mind, but I personally think we should have more crazy shit like it. Watch the stupid tiefling that made fun of you for your fat forehead as you become a druid and learn how to grow big deer horns to assert dominance. Wizards studying winged races like the aasimar in order to grow their own and accidentally recreate Icarus (hahaha wizard hubris haha draco sorcs can already do that) Wyll has already proven that warlock patrons could just slap something on you and call it a day, could you imagine what an eldritch horror could do to a guy? It could force you to be a catgirl, scary stuff

Scary stuff indeed. So like, anyone got Cthulhu's address or something? Just wanna bang these pots and pans in front of his house, no reason.

Realistically, in Faerun, only 20% of humans would be adventurers, and only 5% would manage to become powerful enough to reach the high levels in their class to alter their appearance. The remaining humans would just be your average normal human, maybe with coloured hair or piercings.

Luckily, there is a fuck ton of humans. So going by our current numbers of 8,082,949,811 population. 1,616,589,962 of it would be adventurers. One billion and half.

And 404,147,490 would be the powerful ones at high levels. Draconic Sorcerers, for example, need to reach level 11 to sprout wings, and reaching level 12 is considered to almost be demi-god like in power. Almost half a billion demi-god like humans just waddling Faerun.

Also I pulled these percentages out of my ass, source: trust me bro. It does sound kinda reasonable so eh.

The fuckery these 5% of humanity gets up to will have the whole planet on a toll. Wasn't Karsus himself a human that had his ego stroked and inflated by the elves endlessly?

Think of how quickly Gale ascended to divnity in mere months after the endgame when he reached level 12. It normally takes a person years of dedicated study to level up once.

Maybe a group of nonhuman adventurers meet a really powerful and cool looking person that saves them from a dragon. Killing it so easily. Maybe they have wings themselves or mayhe an aura of holy magic that surrounds them.

They have horns, glossy skin and glowing limbs. Eyes shaped like stars with the galaxy inside and hair flaoting around with no regards to gravity.

The party asks who is this benevolent deity, and you reply with, "pfft, a deity? Please, I'm just a simple human."

Also, with Wyll's transformation. Remember, Mizora works under the arch-devil zariel. The punishment was probably casted by the arch-devil herself but handed by Mizora.

Transforming someone into another being is never easy, but I feel like fiends and celestials can get an exception, yk?

Like Corellon and his pantheon can change other races into elves at will. Fiends can be born out of hate or sins, and Wyll already handed in his soul in a contract. It would be easy to infect it with enough sin by dragging it through the hells to make him a devil, or just have the appearance of one.

His ingame status never changes, tho. It still describes him as human, and he still has all human weaknesses and none of the fiending bonuses. So maybe it didn't transform him but just altered his appearance? Like a cure or something?

[skylarkva]

Centaurworld was... a show that I watched. I just recently binged both seasons and even though I've moved on to another series, I still can't decisively say how I felt about the show?

By far, the Nowhere King plotline was the most compelling part, at least to me. Having the big bad of a series preaching self acceptance/love being the result of externalized self hatred? Impeccable, fantastic. I'm a sucker for eldritch design elements and a good deer skull. And that theme song? And the twist on it that the mysterious woman sings? The best songs in the series, hands down. I want to cover both of them, I've already started on it.

I guess I wish the show took itself just a tad more seriously? Which I understand is so deeply against the point, but between the Nowhere King plotline and the opening scene with Horse and Rider in the human world, I was disappointed we didn't get more of that more grounded feeling in the storytelling. The herd's antics didn't endear them to me much they annoyed me most of the time even though I wanted to like them. I did enjoy Zulius and Glendale, though, they made me laugh more than I thought they would.

I also hate to say it, but most of the songs were not for me. And it sucks, because I love Kimiko Glenn. She was giving those songs her all, and the song structure and lyrics were just not matching her performance. I think I enjoyed a total of three songs from the whole show: Rider's Lullaby, The Nowhere King, and Last Lullaby part 1. Taurnado almost made it onto that list too because those harmonies are breathtaking and Kimiko Glenn's powerhouse vocals are actually supported by the song writing this time. The only thing knocking it down a tier for me is the dialogue and first key change. After that section finishes I like the rest as much as I like the first part.

All in all, I don't think Centaurworld is a bad show at all. I had fun watching it, I just don't think it's for me. I might give it a rewatch in the future, because I definitely missed some things while I was multitasking, but I don't anticipate that changing much for me.

[fourphoenixfeathers]

Two posts in one day? It’s a turkey week miracle! A bit too early for a christmas miracle, not that the radio stations would agree with me.

(I say as i send mariah carey all i want for christmas to all my friends)

I asked some buddies a week back for some monsters to draw some ocs as based on an ask meme. I had so much fun with it i went a bit beyond doodles…

Top right (deer) is Copper, an oc belonging to @serotoninisheldinkiwis ! Copper my beloved…

Top left is NoOne as a dragon and Mess as a funky many-eyed formless something or other. Bottom left is Crown, also a formless something-or-other! The drawing meme that I drew on looked kind of like a couple of assorted elementals, but since those two are eldritch, I decided to take some liberties.

Bottom right is McReady. She’s fine. Definitely not experiencing the consequences of her actions in the form of unspeakable horrors /s. Maybe i’ll talk about her a bit later, i just gotta. Kill cringe with a big stick real quick.