#biblically acurate zombies are a scary thought

[ethan-acfan]

"Oh, if a zombie apocalypse happens, I'll just wear denim and layers so the zombies can't bite me!" NO YOU'RE WRONG.

Humans have an EXTREME bite force and strength. The only thing that stops us is the fact that our brains are aware that our strength is fucking insane AND CAN DESTROY YOUR MUSCLES AND BONES IS LEFT UNCHECKED!! So your brain hold yourself back which is why when you experience adrenaline, you see so much stronger then normal. Because that's your true strength.

HOWEVER, a lot of the time when the adrenaline wears off, people leave with cracked teeth from clenching their jaw so hard. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FORCE IT TAKES TO CRACK A TOOTH?? And it happens subconsciously, too, so it's not even full force. Most people aren't thinging "oh im gonna try and crack my teeth!" NO, THAT JUST HAPPENS.

Now, zombies have no control over that. Their brains are liquid mush. MEANING FRESHLY TURNES ZOMBIES WILL BE ABLE TO BITE THROUGH YOUR BONES WITH EASE. DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PUNY DENIM?

And if they can't bite through it, they will rip it off with their hands. Now remember, most people, on average, can lift a car when adrenaline is pumping through them. NOW IMAGINE SOMETHING THAT CAN LIFT 4000 POUNDS OF METAL WITH EASE COMING AT YOU FULL FORCE AND FULL SPEED SINCE HUMANS ARE ALSO REALLY FAST TOO. I PROMISE YOU YOUR LEATHER PANTS AND THICK HOODIE ARE NOT GOING TO DO SHIT