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Weekly Wrapup 1/7/24 (not late!)

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Biaca Belair - 86.4% smash

Trinity Fatu - 81.4% smash

Mickie James - 79.4% smash

Seth Rollins - 78.8% smash

Luchasaurus - 77.8% smash

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Haku - 30.6% smash

Gabe Kidd - 33.8% smash

Colten Gunn - 42.9% smash

Will Ospreay - 49.6% smash

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Luchasaurus - 347 votes

MJF - 339 votes

Seth Rollins - 302 votes

Dalton Castle - 290 votes

Will Ospreay - 274 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Mickie James - 97 votes (Did I accidentally set her poll to one day? That is mega low)

Miracle Violence Connection - 152 votes

Haku - 183 votes

MACE - 197 votes

Trinity Fatu - 199 votes

The closest poll was Will Ospreay, who lost 136-138. He also has the second-closest poll overall (Cheerleader Julia Hart takes the top spot--her poll was decided by a single vote).

Top Five Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bottom Five Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4% Week 6: 55.9% Week 7: 59.6%

This is the first week that the top overall smash rankings haven't changed. Bianca Belair juuuuust missed knocking Hangman out of the top 5, but she earned her spot as 3rd overall in the women's rankings. The men's overall rankings haven't changed either, and I suspect from here on out the overall rankings for everyone and men will not change very often. If they're stagnant again next week I'll expand the overall rankings to top 10.

We finally have the definitive Scott Hall rankings as requested by @84reedsy!

Original NWO run - 60.5% smash, 220 votes

Razor Ramon - 55.7% smash, 235 votes

NWO Reboot - 48.2% smash, 193 votes

Diamond Studd - 43.7% smash, 197 votes

Across all four polls, he received 443 smash votes and 402 pass votes for an overall smash rating of 52.4%. If someone requests this for like...every Chris Jericho persona, I might have an aneurysm trying to keep it all straight.

It was a little surprising to see Will Ospreay do so poorly. I hate him, but I thought others thought he was hot in a cocky bastard sort of way. I was not surprised to see Dalton Castle score nearly 70%. The man is a delight in every way.

I had to block someone for threatening violence in the tags for a poll recently. It hasn't been much of an issue, but I ask again: please please please don't threaten violence against others even as a joke. Yes, wrestling is a violent sport and we all talk about how hot it is when they bleed all over, but it's distressing to see threats in my notifications. Please get passionate (the aggressive lobbying for Nick Jackson has made my week!) but keep it friendly.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@oplishin on Luchasaurus: #luchadors turning out to be really fucking hot underneath the mask will never not be funny to me

@tache-noire on Dalton Castle: #im gonna make that man lay eggs

@pavlovean on Haku: #i hooked up with a guy once who looked kinda like haku but white#he did an impression of phil collins while we were gettin down. it was weird.

@pavlovean on Scott Hall (Original NWO Run): #scott hall has been featured on this blog probably more than any other wrestler#and my answer will never change. SMASH#how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!

@arthausen on Bianca Belair: #miss Bianca I would gladly be your purse dog if you’d let me

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