#bi jerry smith

[melon-moth]

you guys really seemed to like the Rick and Morty memes so here’s more I forgot to post

PROSHIP/RICKORTY DNI

[thesoftboiledegg]

🌈 Happy Pride Month to:

A pansexual autistic girl dad who's in love with his best male friend

A bisexual woman in a poly relationship with her clone and husband

A bisexual man who likes male alien parasites and mermen

A bisexual teenager who's boy AND girl crazy

Morty...

...and whatever he had going on with Bruce Chutback.

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

This man first existed 10 years ago and has ruined many lives since then.

[scoliosisgoblin]

Summer and Jacob shit because theyd team up a bunch in S1

[dolcettamagica]

𐙚˙⋆.˚ 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ch.1

tags: rick sanchez x reader, love triangle, rick being rick, rick being mean af as usual, age gap, it will get dark, angst, double ended - you decide it, some chps will be smut, slow burn, possessive behaviour, obsessive behaviour this chapter: rick sanchez x reader, rick being mean, sfw with some sexual indications word count: 1750

“Listen to me, you bi-bitch. I am not doing this for you, got-got it? I was challenged by someone, and I am not someone who loses and if you spoiled bitch call me an old man again, I’ll make you scream it, understand?”

„What-what the actual fuck is this?!“

The whole Smith family was staring at the most recent weird event in their living room. A girl lying on their floor, alone and unconscious. It was obvious that she wasn’t an alien – judging by her appearance. Summer was focused on her outfit, Beth was checking if she still had a pulse and Jerry was being Jerry (useless).

“Morty – Morty you disgusting little shit! Did you buy a girl from space? Fucking pervert. I’m going to kill you!”, Rick’s voice echoed through the room, spit dripping from his mouth. His grandson instantly denied the accusations vehemently, saying that he is a pervert but not that kind of pervert. Rick was angry, furious even, someone like him – the smartest man alive – didn’t have time for shit like this.

“Um…Dad?”, Beth was holding a piece of paper in her hand instead of her usual glass of red wine, “It’s for you.”

“Wow, Grandpa Rick, maybe you were the one buying some girl like some creep.”

Rick narrowed his eyes at Summer’s remark. As if he would ever need to buy a girl at all. “Shut the fuck up, Summer, before I tell your mum where you hide your sh-shit.” That was enough to shut the redhead up and earn a disapproving look from Beth.

Quickly Rick snatched the note from his daughter’s fingers. A note – something so traditional…weirdly interesting.

Hello Rick C-137, Probably asking yourself why some girl is lying on your floor and why you’re reading a note right now. I’m not going to tell you shit though. Aren’t you the “smartest man” alive? The “rickest Rick”? You’re nothing more than an experiment to me and a dumber version of me anyway. I won’t tell you why she is in your dimension and your universe. I won’t tell you what experiment and what you should or should not achieve. Fuck, I won’t even tell you who she is or where she originated from. I also made sure that you won’t be able to track where she came from and on top of that you will never know who I actually am. Wait until she wakes up or wake her up yourself. I know damn well I piqued your interest, C-137.

He was right. The note did pique his interest, but it also pissed him off. Obviously, it was another Rick – an arrogant motherfucker who challenged Rick. “For f-fuck’s sake. What fucking bullshit is this”, his pale hand dragged down his face before he knelt down, right next to the stranger’s face.

“Wake the fuck u-up, dumb bitch. How can-can you sleep with everyone screaming.”

Dumb Bitch…Those words echoed through your head, jerking you awake. Who was this disrespectful to call you that? You blinked several times, the light from the lamps blinding you.

“O my God, Dad! She’s waking up.”

“Oh geez…I don’t think this is goi-going to end good.”

“I hope she’s cool like a new sister or something, Morty is like so annoying.”

Who was talking? Slowly your eyes adjusted to the new surroundings, and you were met with some old man staring into your soul. His scent was a mixture of alcohol, musk and after-shave. Not a bad smell at all.

“What…Where am I and who the fuck are you, old man?!”, the first thing you did was check your body. Missing limbs? Naked? Bruises? Chained up? No, everything seemed fine yet at the same time nothing was fine.

Your head felt like it was exploding, as if a belt was strapped around it and getting tighter and tighter. The room was unfamiliar just like the people around you. Everyone was screaming. Strangers. You could hear your heartbeat in your ears. Did they drug me? Your mouth was dry, as if you haven’t drunk any water in days. Did they kidnap me? Thousands of thoughts flooded your brain, and no answer was in sight. The room shrank and shrank and shrank. Why is everyone yelling? Who are these people? Where am I? I can’t breathe! I can’t- 

Rick injected a needle into your neck, pushing a milky liquid into your system. You were having a panic-attack, and he didn’t have the nerves to deal with anymore shit thrown his way. Almost instantly the girl in front of his feet stopped shaking, your breath calmed down as well as your excessive sweating. Meanwhile Rick took a long look at you – you weren’t dirty or anything, the opposite in fact. Your hair was clean and shining while your clothes were spotless and on top of that you smelled phenomenal. A rich vanilla with an undertone of cherry, sweet and sultry. 

“Wh-What did you in-inject her with, Rick?”

“Relax, Morty”, Rick rolled his eyes, “Just didn’t – didn’t want her to lose her shit. Give her a minute, we’ll be able to talk to her then.” Only Rick and the grandkids were left with you now. Beth had to go to work and Jerry was simply overstimulated, not being able to comprehend anything that happened in front of his eyes.

You took a deep breath and sat up; your eyes never left the tall, skinny frame of the older man. “Who are you guys…?”, your voice was timid, but your stare was stern.

“Rick, Morty, Summer. Y-You’re at our house. Don’t ask us why, you were probably tele-teleported here from someone who looks like me. We don’t know shit about you either, dumbass. Do we look like some human-traffickers to you? Another fucking dumbass.”

Suddenly it clicked – Rick Sanchez. You’ve seen his face all over the news again and again. Some mad scientist who was known for teleportation, universes and interdimensional traveling. And he was a fucking asshole. Morty and Summer were his grandkids. At least I know who they are.

“Now, tell me who you are”, Rick reached out and cupped your chin with his calloused fingers. His fingertips felt rough against your soft skin, you felt warmth creep up to your cheeks and spread across your face. With a hiss you slapped his hand away.

“My name is y/n. I’m 21 years old and a psych major at college. I will also be known as the girl who castrated you if you touch me again, old man.”

The last part earned a chuckle from Morty and Summer “Oh, Grandpa Rick got burned! I love you already, girl!” Their joy was short-lived though. Rick yelled at both of them, insulting them every way possible, demanding them to leave the fucking room before he feeds them to his alien-prisoners. Both complied to his command.

“F-fucking listen to me you wannabe mean girl bi-bitch. Some other Rick left a note-note for me, talking about some dumb ass experiment. What happened before you ended up here? Do you even know where you live or you wanna share a bed with this o-old man?”

“I live in….huh…Where do I live? I remember who I am but not a single thing about a family or a living space”, no matter how hard you tried you didn’t actually remember anything about your own life, “The last I recall before waking up is someone saying, “Last Chance, Sweetheart” and that someone sounded exactly like you.”

“For fuck-fuck’s sake! I’m going crazy! I’m going to kill that motherfucking R-Rick!”

Two hours. Two hours passed and Rick tried everything to at least receive a single type of information, just anything. Nothing. Nothing worked. He tried to trace you back to your original universe – apparently you didn’t belong to any. He tried to find other versions of you – a big red error appeared. He couldn’t even extract past memories from your brain. Literally nothing has worked. He failed. Rick Sanchez, the smartest man on earth, failed.

“You know, maybe some memories will come back to me after some time. You don’t have to be yelling all the time…”, you were sitting on a chair, your elbows propped on his workbench and your hands cupping your face. Rick was in fact a weird guy – loud, rude but determined. After hours of listening to his drunken outbursts you just wanted some peace and quiet. Due to Rick kind of being famous on the internet you knew a thing or two about him and what his work was about. “I know you mean well and your actions could help me go back home…if I have a home, that is. You still need to chill though, old man.”

Once again you called Rick an old man. Is that girl serious? “You dumb little…”, you heard him growl as he turned around to face you. The burping, belching genius known was anything but amused. His typically wry grin twisted into a snarl of pure contempt, revealing a glint of madness in his eyes that sent shivers down your spine.

The furrows on his forehead deepened, accentuating the lines of his craggy face as he scowled, his brows knit together in a storm of frustration. His eyes, usually glazed with a combination of apathy and brilliance, now burned with a fiery intensity that could rival the brightest supernova in the universe.

“Listen to me, you bi-bitch. I am not doing this for you, got-got it? I was challenged by someone, and I am not someone who loses”, Rick made his way over to you. Slowly, like a predator nearing his prey. His hand gripped your chair to make you face him. You felt yourself push back into the seat. He was too close and you two were all alone in his garage. One hand was now next to your head while the other was gripping your thigh. You could feel his breath blowing against your now hot, blushed face, his musk clouding your senses, his hand burning into your skin. “And if you spoiled bitch call me an old man again, I’ll make you scream it, understand?”

“Listen to me, Rick old man Sanchez. I’m neither spoiled nor a bitch. And your pathetic attempt of whatever this is isn’t working.” Harsh words which didn’t match your bright red cheeks or beating heart. Your own body was betraying you. “Fuck you and fuck this garage. I’m going to chill with your grandkids.”

A smirk grazed Rick’s lips as you stood up and left without looking back. Interesting. Who knew that embarrassing you would be that much fun? You’re feisty, witty and bratty and not a bad sight to the eye.

“Ah, makes me want to tame that little girl.”

[evelynismahnameboi]

Oh the smith family? I thought you meant the

Bi-smith-uals

Get it? Because they’re all bi!!

I didn’t have enough room for Jerry, but it’s okay. He’s right here and living the best life

[fandomwe1rd0]

How I headcanon the Smith family would celebrate pride month!

This post is in celebration of pride month!

Rick: He would be extra gay for this month

Summer: She would probably make a lot of online posts celebrating it

Morty: As the only maybe straight person in his family, he would try to be as supportive as possible to the rest of the family

Domestic Beth: I imagine she wouldn't celebrate it, not because she's not gay, she's bi. But I just imagine she'd be too busy with work and stuff to celebrate it

Space Beth: Same as Domestic Beth, expect she'd be too busy saving the galaxy.

Jerry: He would try to celebrate it but would come of as unintentionally homophobic because of how excited he is and because he wouldn't really know how to celebrate.

[markdoncicmahomeslewiscurrynasx]

Billionaire Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Set To Face Trial In March Over Sexual Assault Allegations

Force to sell to Robert F. SMITH $9-12 BILLION NET WORTH, TYLER PERRY $1 BNW, OPRAH $2.8 BNW, JayZ & Beyonce $3.3 BNW, Michael Jordan $3BNW, Rihanna $1.4 BNW, Magic Johndon $1.2BNW, Tiger Woods bi $1BNW, Lebron James$1BNW, Tim Cook $2BNW, Tom Ford $2BNW, Lil Nas X

[bw2]

I matched with a really cute and funny guy from high school last week while i was still into Jeremiah (Jeremiah is actually super Christian and homophobic and apparently didn’t know I’m bi even though my tinder profile says I’m bi and was shocked when i told him!?!?) and i like just now messaged him back and i hope he’s still into me. We first met in GSA and then were in choir together. He ran a joke Jerry Smith thirst/rp acc in high school.

[yeonchi]

Rick and Morty: A Way Back Home is best erogame don't @ me.

I'm not putting in screenshots or overtly spoiling the "elements" of this game, but I'll talk a little bit about it.

This parody erogame from Ferdafs follows Morty as he is dumped in another dimension by his Rick in an effort for him to gain confidence, but as he settles himself in the place of that dimension's Morty, he learns that having "encounters" with other girls is what is apparently making him gain that confidence, so he continues doing so in the eventual hope that his Rick will come back for him. In addition to Beth, Summer and Jerry, Morty is joined by a Rick exiled from another dimension and his Morty, a female one named Morticia (from the Pocket Mortys mobile game).

Throughout the game, Morty also has encounters with other girls such as Tricia Lange, Jessica, Reka (a background character whose name was revealed to be Grace Smith in the Rick and Morty Character Guide), Nancy, Jerry's girlfriend Kiara, Unity, the Gazorpians, a female Rick and even Planetina (an update literally had a full adaptation of that episode as her route). Later, he is also joined by Wild Summer from a Cronenberged dimension and Space Beth.

I like how this game replicates the art style of the original show, but there are some clothing-related continuity errors in some scenes if you know what I mean. In the five years this game has been released, there are so many scenes and routes that Ferdafs probably forgot to address the main arc of the story, which is Morty going home to his dimension. It has been briefly addressed in recent updates, but nothing significant has come of it as of yet.

This game was built in Unity and it uses a sandbox VN format that involves progressing in routes by going to different locations and earning money (by working for Rick) that is only useful for buying story-related items from the Devil's shop. A fan known as Night Mirror has created a remake of the game in Ren'Py called Another Way Home, eliminating the sandbox format and combining all the routes into a linear story while also expanding on scenes and creating original ones as well. For example, the Halloween party event adds Morticia in the Ren'Py version, with her and Morty being dressed as Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls, whereas in the Unity version, Morticia is not seen at the party and Morty is merely wearing a Vindicator vest. The animations were made using Live2D in the Unity game, but they were screen recorded into .webm files in Ren'Py due to lacking native support on Mac and Android.

So why am I making a post about this particular erogame? Because Ferdafs has recently gone AWOL with no updates since May. Updates used to come out monthly, then bi-monthly and now, every three months. Last year however, Ferdafs was apparently undergoing arm surgery and making a recovery, but it's been nearly a year since then and updates to the game were released even if they were three months apart. If Ferdafs doesn't make an announcement by November, then Night Mirror is slated to begin the endgame of the Ren'Py version, though if Ferdafs does make new content then the endgame will presumably be deferred. Let's just hope we get something at some point.

[catholickedd]

btw my url has two d’s in it so when you tag @/catholicked you’re actually tagging a different person

and GO STARS WOOOOOO

also some of these had me chewing glass. your minddddd these are some amazing takes

1. couldnt be bothered to put this in order but solaricks because there’s so many fucking banger lines (hey rick? yeah? remember like 30 seconds ago when you pretended not to know who iron man was? who was that for? sh-shhhh morty shut up) and then we have rest and ricklaxation aka the toxic episode which actually made me go feral THEY FORCED HIM TO SHOW THAT HE CARES ABOUT MORTY and then ofc ricklantis mixup, i’m obsessed with emorty, and then rickternal friendshine because i believe in rick unreciprocated birdperson crush supremacy, and finally fear no mort (YOU’RE NOT EVEN IN THE HOLE, ARE YOU????)

2. sperm episode, dragon orgy, rise of the numbericons, i dont feel like explaining but i will say that it was hard to watch the dragon orgy episode with my dad.

3. HGHGHGGGGHHHHH okay so there’s toxic rick waking up inside the toxic world and the FIRST thing he does is yell for morty, there’s all the times that rick’s told morty he loves him being erased from morty’s memory or rickbot moments or not real moments and then rick telling summer she reminds him of diane and there’s so many more i could list but they’re just out of reach for me rn OH and “because you love him” from rickternal friendshine

4. uh i listed one of my favorites from solaricks earlier i really cant think right now i might have posted it somewhere else on @autisticricksanchez because i think i got an ask for this one

5. why did i forget to put a 5

6. autistic adhd bisexual mf who i love. wet cat of a man. anyways he didnt want to ever feel romantic attraction to anyone again after diane and how disastrously that went but he risked it with birdperson and got fucking crushed so now he couldn’t be bothered to care about anything and this might be obvious to everyone else but he doesn’t drink to suppress the depression, he drinks because he wants to hurt himself also he used to wear glasses but he doesn’t anymore bc he fixed his vision but sometimes he still wears them for the aesthetic

7. audhd, anxious, sleeps with a teddy bear and a weighted blanket, apd, trans gender, former gifted kid, bi

8. summer is my whole heart i love her so much anyways she’s bisexual just like every single smith family member and she really looks up to space beth & wants to be just like her however this has made her attachment style to rick kind of weird, i will not talk about jerry, space beth REALLY wants domestic beth to think she’s cool and still wishes the events of the “sapphic horsegirl summer” had never ended. she has thought about killing jerry more than once.

9. i said this somewhere else on my rnm blog but i like to think that he’s not just evil to be evil, that there was Something that happened to him that made him this way. maybe his diane died first and he snapped and made sure if he couldn’t have her then nobody else could ever

10. he misses his rick. a lot. gets absolutely wasted to cope with it but then breaks down because he realizes that makes him just like rick

11. i have the exact same opinions as prev on this which i love

12. evil morty and evil rick if that counts?

13. uh. my rick prime diane theory counts i think

14. NEVER LOVE AN ANCHOR BY THE CRANE WIVES FOR RICK IM YOUR MAN BY MITSKI FOR MORTY

15.

heres some old art and shit i made

rick and morty ask game :)

(btw you can do one or many of these because some of them take a long time to answer)

1. top 5 episodes and why!

2. least favorite episode(s) and why!

3. moments that make you insane

4. your favorite lines

6. rick headcanons

7. morty headcanons

8. general family headcanons

9. prime hcs

10. emorty hcs

11. opinions on bethcest / mortycest (prime and emorty) / prickcest (prime and c-137)

12. favorite rick and morty pair that ISNT c-137 and prime

13. theories!!!

14. songs that you think relate to them

15. wild card!!

[eemoo1o]

“Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex” WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK

[dragonpocalypse]

BTW piggybacking off the LAST post there is a SECOND au where they're just in a poly relationship

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

happy pride month to my favorite bi-disaster dad

[bolly--quinn]

thinking about how Mr. Nimbus definitely banged two generations of the same family

[mununblr]

me, thinking of the Bumbling Bisexual Brunette Dad character archtype: :)

me, suddenly realizing they’re all supposed to be terrible people: :(