#between nepeta (from hs n my source)

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now this is one of the things i meant when i say im a lot more self indulgent here

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Since it is the holiest of days, the birthday of our dear Crockbert kids, im gonna go ahead and throw a pile os hs questions at you! Who is your favorite beta n alpha kid? Favorite troll? Fave ship? Favorite guilty pleasure/crack ship? Opinion on the beforus trolls? And the intermission? Favorite carapace? When did you start reading homestuck? Do you have a favorite pesterchumlog or flash? How do you feel about the ending? Whats your classpect? Opinion on Vriska? Happy 413!!!

(apologies to my TMNT followers, which is…. probably almost all of you. but it is an auspicious day and i simply must.)

okay so. here we go.

fave beta/alpha kids: dirk and dave. i’m sorry, it’s a little cliche, but they appeal deeply even to me now. tho i relate most to rose/dirk.

fave troll: my sweet sweet dear darling precocious precious apex-predator nepeta. she deserved better and more murder.

fave ship: i lie under a pile of davekat fics, ot4 beta kids fics, and a smattering of dirk/angst fics. (but on the other hand meowrails forever, bitches.)

fave crack ship: this one time i found a fic about rose being the stand-in moirail/therapist to jack noir and the mind fuckery she committed on him still stands out in my mind as the most dastardly and fucked up example of mental manipulation ever created by a thirteen yr old. it is the strangest ship i have ever had the pleasure of being drawn into, if only for the depth of pain rose drove him to.

opinion of the beforus trolls: someone tape kankri’s mouth shut. or smack ruffioh a bit. everyone else is cool tho.

intermissions: the midnight crew intermission remains the pinnacle of mobster story telling and i’ve gone back to reread it exclusively a number of times.

favorite carapace: the midnight crew, peregrine mendicant, and Ms Paint. i can’t decide between them because they’re all excellent.

when did i start this madness: five-six years ago. i have Seen Things, my friend. it has been a journey. one that led me many places and taught me many things. like the glory of multi-shipping, and quadrants.

fave persterchumlog or flash: my favorite pesterlog was dave and dirk’s reconciliation. the whole of it was incredible to read, and it still gives me warm fuzzies.

how do i feel about the ending: it hasn’t ended and i thus i will continue to  s u f f e r.

what’s my classpect: i’m the Page of Space. weak at first, but i grow in strength to the point that i’m the most powerful of all. i’m raw and true creativity, and i think the role suits me well.

opinion about vriska: i understand why she’s got problems and how they source from her abusive, fucked up childhood- but she can also shut up and never show her face again.

thanks for the asks, i apologize for getting back to them so late. - v -;; i was working on a fic update and refused to let myself get distracted.

happy 4/13!! i’m a TMNT fan who is still Homestuck garbage and oh, how i do suffer. it will never end and i will never escape