#betty crocker rebranded and then the heiress her dad and her house disappeared off the face of the planet
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why-is-it-always-autumn · 7 months ago
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B2 Dave Strider makes an ironic true crime documentary about the mysterious disappearance of Crockercorp Heiress Jane Crocker on 2x3 Prong Day. He doesn't include a single provable fact and the whole thing features multiple dream sequences, animated interludes, and sections where the audio doesn't match the visuals at all. If you're in the loop about sburb its clear he knows exactly what happened to her
Dirk has watched this a minimum of 11 times. )(IC blew up her entire private theater the first time she saw it.
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