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why-is-it-always-autumn · 7 months ago

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B2 Dave Strider makes an ironic true crime documentary about the mysterious disappearance of Crockercorp Heiress Jane Crocker on 2x3 Prong Day. He doesn't include a single provable fact and the whole thing features multiple dream sequences, animated interludes, and sections where the audio doesn't match the visuals at all. If you're in the loop about sburb its clear he knows exactly what happened to her

Dirk has watched this a minimum of 11 times. )(IC blew up her entire private theater the first time she saw it.

#homestuck #b2 dave strider #dirk's bro #jane crocker #currently thinking about b2 earth between 2011 and 2025 or so #when there were still people and things were semi-normal aside from the alien invasion thing #its the only setting where life continued after sburb its so interesting to think about #betty crocker rebranded and then the heiress her dad and her house disappeared off the face of the planet #literally they left a crater behind #people mustve assumed it was related to the rebranding somehow

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