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ratatatastic · 4 months ago

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hey remember when last year we were like oughhhhh south florida THRIVING we got heat and cats in finals and dolphins and fish miraculously made it to postseason!!!! and also we got messi who led up to our first league cup!!!! AND WE HOSTED THE INSANE WBC A N D SERIE DEL CARRIBE. and now we get to host 2 finals [scf and copa america] in stadiums that are 27 minutes from each other... insanity i love this place

#txt #“i love this place” he says as if not a second ago he was absolutely prepared to give up this swampland for a single corn chip #he also says as if he doesn't go “these stupid multimillion dollar tax money pumps that shut down residential streets when they were built #better work“ anytime theres flooding alerts #or when he hangouts with friends he immediately goes “please lets not hangout over here id rather die i hate this place we all hate it”#i say “i hate this place” and “i love this place” in the same way bohmer did in philly okay its with love-hate

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