#bethannie

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[champagnemoon]

a lot of Gen X women being so terrified of looking old but also avoiding all healthy fats is sadly ironic... like so much of the diet advice they were fed was about avoiding all the food that keeps people juicy and fresh

[rixalynn]

Vox realizing that Alastor abandoned him be like:

[peppermintfreak]

🚗 car for any of your OCs, ❤️ red heart and 💔 broken heart for Cecil and Jane, pls?

🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars?

Beth / She's gone to driving school, no license but she did establish herself as a designated driver. Fortunately for her the chunk of land they live on is almost barren, so no traffic lol.

❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?

Cecil / He likes to regulate his mind on paper and exchange it with Jane's. He kinda seeked to motivate Michael and others to do the same to maybe help them.

He tried to shield the kids from what's going on, as he knew he didn't do much else around.

He has little to no regard for bigotry.

Jane / She would have kept an eye on the kids at all times even if she was not all there anymore.

She's not judgmental, and will actively seek out stupid shit to indulge Cecil's antics.

She's pragmatic in terms of accomplishing what she's told, but there's a line she won't cross.

💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits?

Cecil / He understands everything that is going on around him, but lacks the resolve to act.

He doesn't have the means to self-preservation, and had become too dependent on Jane.

Any further interest in broader goals where squashed the moment Raz summoned them so he rigidly treats as if his presence is dead.

Jane / She tends to avoid interacting with people outside her little circle, which earned her and Cecil along a bad reputation.

She can be absolutely ruthless when it's called for. Whenever this is negative or positive depends on whom she's around with.

She knows more than she lets on, but acts out too late for it to mean anything.

[youjustgotlawyered]

When you get your period moments before your OGBYN appointment:

[superncntnd0s]

bethanny wasn't expecting all of this when she finally came home from a long day at work, but it was nice to see that cipriana had done all of this for her. "you didn't have to do all of this for me." bethanny said, placing her bag down before turning her full attention to her wife. "and dressing up in such a gorgeous outfit? I feel like a queen being presented with a prize." she smirked, wrapping her arms around the other.

muse: cirpriana lo duca. housewife. cis woman. homosexual. open to: f or afab nb muses - spouse plot: cipriana loves to take care of her hard-working spouse, and so she’s set up a romantic evening. whether the other party is in the mood, appreciates it or not enough, whether one of their six kids comes barging it - it’s up to you! their relationship can have a bdsm or D/s dynamic. my girl is v subby.

“welcome home, darling.” cipriana said as she stood in their living room to surprise them. she had made mocktails, as she never really drank much herself, candles were lighting up the room, the house was impeccably clean as always and cipriana stood there in black lingerie and a silk robe, light make up - oh, and very high, red heels. “i’ve missed you.” she said as she took a few steps closer to her partner.

[clownartist]

The binding of Isaac

Bethanny <3

This drawing took way longer than I expected so please, love it as much as I do!

[valiantstarlights]

[Dreamling Week Day 1: Meowpheus] 5 Pictures of Dream as Meowpheus, and 1 Picture of Dream as Himself

No CWs here! This is just humor and fluff. Enjoy! 🖤

ONE

Image Description: A selfie of Johanna Constantine inside The New Inn. It's early in the morning. She is in her white coat, but it's dirty, and she looks like she wrestled with a mud monster and lost. She has a full pint of beer in front of her and 2 large plates of Full English Breakfast. Behind her to the left is Hob, cleaning the bar counter. He looks like he is arguing with a large black cat who is unimpressed with his debate skills.

Caption:

JohannaC: Breakfast of champions. 😴 (Ignore the photobombers. This isn't about them.)

Comments:

RickyVicary: Is that guy arguing with a cat?

JohannaC: I said ignore them, Ric.

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TWO

Image Description: A screenshot of an online class. Professor Gadling is lecturing while a large black cat is draped across his nape like a scarf. Its tail has flicked and in doing so has given Professor Gadling a fur mustache.

The Chat:

Kenneth D: whoa that's a large chonky bastard

Anastasia M: HOW DARE YOU they are magnificent

Barbara M: His! name is Meowfie. I saw him with Prof G in The New Inn the other day and that's what he called him.

Anastasia M: MEOWFIE SUPREMACY

Kenneth D: he (cat) looks like he's reading the chat

Anastasia M: Your Majesty blink twice if you think Prof G is hot

Anastasia M: OMG he blinked twice

Barbara M: Stace cats have to blink too you know.

Kenneth D: @stacey - ofc prof g is hot. in other news water is wet

Barbara M: @ken DO NOT FINISH THAT THOUGHT

Professor Gadling: You guys know I can see the chat too, right?

Anastasia M: Oops? Sorry Prof G! Continue ranting abt Shookypooky please 😊

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THREE

Image Description: Meowfie sitting primly and very proudly in front of an empty shoerack. In front of him is a piece of paper with writing on it. The penmanship is Hob's. Written on the paper is: "I hide Hob's shoes so he wouldn't leave me alone."

Caption:

HobGadling88: send help meowfie is keeping me hostage

Comments:

BethAnnY: I like that Meowfie calls Prof G 'Hob' instead of something traditional like 'Father.'

SeyCil3R: that's because Meowfie is the king of the house and Prof G is just his manservant who caters to his every whim.

HobGadling88: If he doesn't give me back my shoes, both of us are gonna starve because the food situation is getting dire.

SimonDidNotSay: oh no meowfie pls give back prof g's shoes! 😨

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FOUR

Image Description: Hob is holding Meowfie in his arms trying to calm him down. On the floor is a destroyed Baby Yoda plushie, and its cotton stuffings are everywhere. Meowfie is looking disdainfully down at it, and is clinging to Hob with his paws. Hob is looking at the camera like he's in The Office.

Caption:

HobGadling88: Sorry @JohannaC. I told you he'd be jealous.

Comments:

JohannaC: You should have made him sit next to a sign that says, "I killed Grogu because Hob was interacting with it for like 5 seconds (which is 5 seconds too long) and I'm a slut for his attention."

HobGadling88: He wants me to tell you he doesn't appreciate you calling him a slut.

JohannaC: tell him I said fuck off and eat litterbox sand bc what I said is 100% true

HobGadling88: He says he'll give you nightmares about eating litterbox sand.

JohannaC: fucking worth it tbh

TransCirillaFiona: A wild ride from start to finish. 😌🙏

KathryneKey: Agreed. Very compelling plot. 10/10

JohannaC: tell him im sorry but that i still think he's a slut

KathryneKey: 👀👀👀👀👀 MEOWFIE HAS SUPERPOWERS CONFIRMED

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FIVE

Image Description: Hob's home office looking like a hurricane hit it. There are shredded paper everywhere. If the viewer examines closely, they can see writing on these papers, as well as red markings. In the midst of the destruction is Meowfie, stretching luxuriously, looking absolutely unapologetic.

Caption:

HobGadling88: To all my students: I am so very sorry about this criminal. I will put him on a leash as soon as I upload this receipt of his capital crime. Rest assured, I have already uploaded your grades. But as you can see, I cannot give you back your test papers.

Comments:

DishonorOnYourFirelord: Absolutely no problem in my opinion. Meowfie just helped me with my paper clutter problem.

Nia_Ahmed: Who needs a paper shredder when you have a cat?

ParkSohee00: Don't jail Meowfie! He did nothing wrong! 🥺

TheRoseWalker: Show of hands those of you who don't want Prof G to jail Meowfie ✋️

margotGTG: ✋️

delphineyyy: ✋️

BrokenGaydar: ✋️

HobGadling88: This isn't a democracy, guys. I'm still grounding him.

NicoSolace: pls sir no it was just a mistake

JohannaC: Poor Meowfie 😂 No treats from Hob or 24/7 cuddles. Just jailtime and Hob's disappointed look (TM).

Liam2D20s: Monsters, both of you. 😭

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+1

Image Description: A handsome dark-haired man wearing black from head to toe is sitting on a park bench. He is holding up a sign that says, "I regularly steal my boyfriend's clothes, his food, and his heart." His penmanship looks almost like a calligraphy font. Beside him sits Hob, who has an arm around his shoulder, and the other arm around his front, hand resting on the man's hip. They are looking at each other like no one else exists in the entire world. There is a second picture, which is mostly the same, except they are now kissing sweetly.

Caption:

HobGadling88: My sweet Dream. 🖤 Happy anniversary, you beautiful, lovely, darling menace. Still can't believe I get to kiss you like this after our 600k words worth of slowburn. (Photos were taken by my future sister-in-law. Thanks Tel!)

Comments:

MargeSorin: I have ascended happily into gay!heaven. 😇🙏

TransCirillaFiona: and I just exploded all over my room as rainbow colored glitter RIP me ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

TheRoseWalker: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 AAAAAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

renaissancegirl: Like they say in the movie, Jerry Maguire, "You had me at 600k words slowburn." Congrats Prof. G!! 🥰🥰🥰

JohannaC: Thanks for the warning. I won't be swinging by until the honeymoon is over. See you both next month!

SamRiegelsCube: A MONTH PLS MY BUSSY IS SHAKING

[joelscruff]

POV YOU'RE BETHANNY AND YOU JUST HEARD AN ABSOLUTE BANGER OF A HYMN THAT YOU WANT TO ADD TO YOUR GYM PLAYLIST:

catch ya later, ♥Puddles♥

PUDDLES PLEASFSDISHDFGSDFSD

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

In the US, Bethanny Frankel was once hugely criticised for saying negative things about MM. Now it seems like many Americans have come around to this opinion. I did not see the NF show covered much in Vogue or Tatler, just one or two articles. And what happened to the ~25 friends that Meghan rounded up for her 40x40 flop? Have any of them made a public statement of support, or has she become too radioactive to be associated with?

40x40 disappeared into the ether.

I thought it was interesting that Oprah (that was the A-list friend she mentions, I think) was calling people to defend them. That's the kind of support they are not getting now.

Here are Bethenny's reviews in case anyone missed them. One of the anons was asking what the goal is now and Bethenny is also confused about that.

Part 2 compares them to the Obamas.

[websriot]

@novaragno    ( f.    parking )    sent:    ❝  it's 2007. there's a woman named jill zarin living in manhattan. she is approached by a production studio in new york city, and by a man named andy cohen, to star in a series called manhattan moms. she is told to bring together a group of manhattan socialites, all in the upper middle class or 1% of new york city. she brings together bethanny frankel, luan de lesseps, ramona singer, and kelly bensimon in season two. and that franchise is not manhattan moms, but moves on to be the real housewives of new york city, which premieres in 2007, becoming the first show to franchise the real housewives series.  ❞ 

❛❛ ...    wot the £!¢? are you on about. ❜❜

[theiconicmeghanmarkle]

"This Meghan's ex Trevor Engelson. Bethany had a short entanglement with this guy, and he ghosted her. Bethanny realized that he would not criticize Meghan. He, like most people who know her personally, understands that the criticism she receives from the unmoisterized is mostly made up bullshit."

"Why is it that the people who are actively criticizing her either have an agenda or they don't know her. The people who have actually known her for years have nothing but nice things to say about her."

Reading Bethenny Frankel and the "unmoisturized" royalists for filth. 🤣👌

[peppermintfreak]

Bethie shooting her shot🔥

[yorkcalling]

Local lass Bethannie Hare seeks self-acceptance with her debut single

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[chuckschmalzried]

Sepsis: Woman 24 dies weeks after getting flu symptoms

Sepsis: Woman, 24, dies weeks after getting flu symptoms https://theheartysoul.com/woman-dies-sepsis-after-flu-symptoms/ Bethannie Booth planned her own funeral before she was put into a coma. The 24-year-old primary school worker died from a condition called sepsis only a few weeks after getting a sore throat. She had called NHS 111 after she noticed red bumps on her face, but the operator told her it was probably just […] The post Sepsis: Woman, 24, dies weeks after getting flu symptoms appeared first on The Hearty Soul. via The Hearty Soul https://theheartysoul.com/ July 15, 2024 at 08:45AM

[novemindie]

continued from here for @superncntnd0s

cipriana beamed at the reaction she got from her partner and wrapped her arms around bethanny's neck. "the prize is all yours." she whispered and leaned in to kiss her languidly. "and you get to decide whatever you want to do with me, tonight. i'm at your mercy." she said, feeling her body heat up at all the prospects that brought... or not, if bethanny didn't want to but cipriana was definitely ready.