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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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Paradox, baby. Can I call you Mr. Darcy? I'll call you Fitzgerald. Fitzy, are you sure you want Deadpool in the main timeline? Really? Has the mothers and fuckers of this honorable jury forgotten what happens to every other fish when you put a lionfish in their midst?

The lionfish eats them all.

#wade is the lionfish of the sacred timeline #there is now a 2 hour length movie showing how wade would be willing and eager to destroy the rest of the world to keep his loved ones safe #wade will eat everyone alive #starting with logan but he'd probably enjoy that. oh wait he does.#paradox darling it's safer for everyone if you keep wade wilson far FAR away lmao #or don't. entertain us undiagnosed adhd havers.#what if the avengers would want wade back but his mindset is already not interested? now there's an idea #would logan be proud? would logan insist for wade to accept the offer?#i'm suggesting logan is staying in the picture? yes. Yes. that senior citizen moved in with him. they are Partners now.#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #deadclaws #mr paradox #matthew macfadyen #matthew macfadyen mcu #gatekeep deadpool not for his own safety. for the main timeline's safety.#bet the only way you could convince wade to cross multiverses is if you tell him he WILL get hurt there

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