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Such a sad day. The last of the world's best vanilla extract was used today. Looks like someone needs to go to Meh hee coe #haymacooks #tearswereshed #bestvanilla #thatspesosnotdollahs (at Edmundston, New Brunswick)

[samanthasroberts]

5 Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny (Part VI)

Read the original batch of real sex stories here, the second saucy installment here, the third here, the fourth here, and the fifth here.

1. When a college girl thirsts for her moms new man.

“I was back from schoolfor winter break when I met my moms new boyfriend for the first time. My parents divorced when I was five, so it wasnt like it was traumatic or anything to meet the guy. I didnt expect him to be so damn hot, though. Hes a personal trainer, and fit as hellsix-pack-abs-and-ripped-arms fit, like you see in advertisements for weight loss supplements andgym memberships. When herang the doorbell one night around 6pm looking formy mom, who was out at the time, I decided to playhostess in my comfy but clingy sweats. I invited him inside and poured us each a glass ofwine.

Two hours later,we were two bottles deep andneither of us hadheard frommy mother. I made the first move, touching his knee and then sliding my hand up his inner thigh. When I got to his crotch,he leaned backand said, ‘Fuck it!’ Then he stood up.I stood up too, on the seat of thecouch. Then I jumped into his arms,legs wrapped tightly around his waist andimpressively firm ass. His dick felt so good poking through his pants, rubbing up against my vagina, I knew I couldorgasm from dry humping him just like that. But I wantedhiminside me, so I reached down and grabbed it. We fuckedfastin the laundry room, where we had a view of the driveway in case my mom came back. Most ofour clothes were still on, andwe powered up the washer so it wouldvibratebeneathmeas he pumped and pumped, deeper and deeper. It was the dirtiest thing Ive ever done, andI’d do it again.”

2. Seven minutes in high school heaven.

“Last year, as a junior in high school, I was at a house party in my buddys atticwhile his parents were out of town. We were all boozing, downing whatever beer or liquor we could skim off ourparentswhenthisgirl stopped the music suddenly and announced that it was time to play Seven Minutes In Heaven. Sounds lame, maybe,but there’s not much to do in the burbs. I got tossed in the closet with this average looking girlbut I was okay with it sinceshe had above average tits.

When she explained that she’d never given head before, but wanted to try, I was obviously psyched. I unbuttoned my pants and sat down on thecarpeted floor and she approached my erection with equal partsfascinationand ambition. Shestarted massaging my balls and licking my cock like she wanted it. I swear she mustve watched some Jenna Jameson tutorials online or something because she had skills, man. I couldn’t believe itwas the first blowjob shed ever given. WhenI came, she swallowed it all up like it wasthe bestvanilla milkshake she’d ever had. Then she wiped her mouth withherwrist, and whispered, ‘I’ll be waiting in theguest room after this. Come fuck me when you’re ready.’ If only it were alwaysthat simple.”

3. When gal pal sexting goes to the next level.

“Ive never sexted a guy, like, ever, because my parents used to hammerme nonstopwith stories aboutgirls whose reputations weretotally ruined by naked photo scandals. Thing is, Im addicted to frexting, which is essentially sexting, except you do it witha trusted girlfriend who’s way less likely toshareyour career compromising photos witha thousand of herclosest friends. I love sending my bestiessexy pics and waiting to see how they respond. Ill get a little stoned and put onmy best cleavage-ybra and a matching thong or maybe a silk camisole and boy shorts and sprawl out on my futon and snap til I get a shot worth sending. Then Icaption it with somethingfunny and flirtatiousand wait for my friend to one-up me.

What I never suspected is that things would ever escalate from there. But theother night, instead of hitting me back with a frext, one of mybest friendsbarged rightinto my dorm room, grabbed my ass, and started tonguing me. I squirmed in shock for approximately three-point-five seconds before melting into her rough but tender embrace. Id never experimentedwith a girl and it was weird at certain points, like when our boobs grazed for the first time, butweird in a hot way. When she inchedher headdown between my legs, I was more nervous than I’ve ever been during oral sex. But I relaxed as soon as I realized how amazingit is to be eatenout by someone who understandsvaginasfirsthand. I returned the favor, of course, and I can honestly say I like licking pussy more than sucking dick. I dont think Im bisexual, exactly, butwho knows!”

4. Long lost hook-up buddies meet (and fuck) again.

“The other day I was on Facebook cyberstalking every woman Ive ever slept with because my wife and I separated a month ago and Im pretty psyched to be back on the market, free to fuck whoever I want without any guilt. Tinders great, but sometimes I ache for something a little more familiar. So I messaged this girl I havent seenclothed or nakedin at least ten years, and she hit me back immediately. Turns out she split from her husband a few months back and she was craving some actiontoo.

Thatsame afternoon, I went over to her placewhileher kid was napping. She answered the door with two shots of tequila in handso we could toast our reunion. Then shehugged me, pressing her breasts into my chest, andnodded towards the couch. Without missing a beat, Iscooped her up into my arms and started nibbling on her neck, remembering with each taste of her flesh how great shed been at dirty talking in our twenties. We fucked in the living room, her on top, flicking her own nipples like a pro as she rode me, whispering all sorts of sexy shit in that seductive voice of hers. Fifteen minutes after we both came, she wanted it again, so I gave it to herin the kitchen, from behind this time. After round two, we sipped coffeetogether nakedat her dining tableandscheduled anothermeet-up forthe following week. Im getting hard just thinking about banging her again.”

5. A truly trippy romp in the grass.

“Im not into drugs, but when the guy Id been crushing on for ages asked me to shroom with him second semester senior year,I couldnt say no to a psychedelic experience with the dude of my steamy college dreams. The magic mushrooms were actually rolled into small chocolates, so they seemed pretty innocent, and they werent hard to stomach. After we ate them, we walked to this remote corner of campus with a cooler of beers and some chips to snack on.

By the time we started tripping wed finished a six-pack, so we were good and buzzed. Westripped, clumsily, down to our underwear and rolled around in the grass laughing our faces off for what seemed like an hour before he finally made hismove. When he touched me, it was like a thousand male hands were caressing my flesh all over at once. I felt him massaging my pussy, breasts, neck, and thighs simultaneously. It didnt matter that I was hallucinating. It wasincrediblysexy. I orgasmed three times, seizing with pleasure throughoutevery climax. I didn’t even know I was capable of feeling that unbelievable.”

Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/22/5-real-sex-stories-that-will-make-you-really-horny-part-vi/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2017/11/22/5-real-sex-stories-that-will-make-you-really-horny-part-vi/

[adambstingus]

5 Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny (Part VI)

Read the original batch of real sex stories here, the second saucy installment here, the third here, the fourth here, and the fifth here.

1. When a college girl thirsts for her moms new man.

“I was back from schoolfor winter break when I met my moms new boyfriend for the first time. My parents divorced when I was five, so it wasnt like it was traumatic or anything to meet the guy. I didnt expect him to be so damn hot, though. Hes a personal trainer, and fit as hellsix-pack-abs-and-ripped-arms fit, like you see in advertisements for weight loss supplements andgym memberships. When herang the doorbell one night around 6pm looking formy mom, who was out at the time, I decided to playhostess in my comfy but clingy sweats. I invited him inside and poured us each a glass ofwine.

Two hours later,we were two bottles deep andneither of us hadheard frommy mother. I made the first move, touching his knee and then sliding my hand up his inner thigh. When I got to his crotch,he leaned backand said, ‘Fuck it!’ Then he stood up.I stood up too, on the seat of thecouch. Then I jumped into his arms,legs wrapped tightly around his waist andimpressively firm ass. His dick felt so good poking through his pants, rubbing up against my vagina, I knew I couldorgasm from dry humping him just like that. But I wantedhiminside me, so I reached down and grabbed it. We fuckedfastin the laundry room, where we had a view of the driveway in case my mom came back. Most ofour clothes were still on, andwe powered up the washer so it wouldvibratebeneathmeas he pumped and pumped, deeper and deeper. It was the dirtiest thing Ive ever done, andI’d do it again.”

2. Seven minutes in high school heaven.

“Last year, as a junior in high school, I was at a house party in my buddys atticwhile his parents were out of town. We were all boozing, downing whatever beer or liquor we could skim off ourparentswhenthisgirl stopped the music suddenly and announced that it was time to play Seven Minutes In Heaven. Sounds lame, maybe,but there’s not much to do in the burbs. I got tossed in the closet with this average looking girlbut I was okay with it sinceshe had above average tits.

When she explained that she’d never given head before, but wanted to try, I was obviously psyched. I unbuttoned my pants and sat down on thecarpeted floor and she approached my erection with equal partsfascinationand ambition. Shestarted massaging my balls and licking my cock like she wanted it. I swear she mustve watched some Jenna Jameson tutorials online or something because she had skills, man. I couldn’t believe itwas the first blowjob shed ever given. WhenI came, she swallowed it all up like it wasthe bestvanilla milkshake she’d ever had. Then she wiped her mouth withherwrist, and whispered, ‘I’ll be waiting in theguest room after this. Come fuck me when you’re ready.’ If only it were alwaysthat simple.”

3. When gal pal sexting goes to the next level.

“Ive never sexted a guy, like, ever, because my parents used to hammerme nonstopwith stories aboutgirls whose reputations weretotally ruined by naked photo scandals. Thing is, Im addicted to frexting, which is essentially sexting, except you do it witha trusted girlfriend who’s way less likely toshareyour career compromising photos witha thousand of herclosest friends. I love sending my bestiessexy pics and waiting to see how they respond. Ill get a little stoned and put onmy best cleavage-ybra and a matching thong or maybe a silk camisole and boy shorts and sprawl out on my futon and snap til I get a shot worth sending. Then Icaption it with somethingfunny and flirtatiousand wait for my friend to one-up me.

What I never suspected is that things would ever escalate from there. But theother night, instead of hitting me back with a frext, one of mybest friendsbarged rightinto my dorm room, grabbed my ass, and started tonguing me. I squirmed in shock for approximately three-point-five seconds before melting into her rough but tender embrace. Id never experimentedwith a girl and it was weird at certain points, like when our boobs grazed for the first time, butweird in a hot way. When she inchedher headdown between my legs, I was more nervous than I’ve ever been during oral sex. But I relaxed as soon as I realized how amazingit is to be eatenout by someone who understandsvaginasfirsthand. I returned the favor, of course, and I can honestly say I like licking pussy more than sucking dick. I dont think Im bisexual, exactly, butwho knows!”

4. Long lost hook-up buddies meet (and fuck) again.

“The other day I was on Facebook cyberstalking every woman Ive ever slept with because my wife and I separated a month ago and Im pretty psyched to be back on the market, free to fuck whoever I want without any guilt. Tinders great, but sometimes I ache for something a little more familiar. So I messaged this girl I havent seenclothed or nakedin at least ten years, and she hit me back immediately. Turns out she split from her husband a few months back and she was craving some actiontoo.

Thatsame afternoon, I went over to her placewhileher kid was napping. She answered the door with two shots of tequila in handso we could toast our reunion. Then shehugged me, pressing her breasts into my chest, andnodded towards the couch. Without missing a beat, Iscooped her up into my arms and started nibbling on her neck, remembering with each taste of her flesh how great shed been at dirty talking in our twenties. We fucked in the living room, her on top, flicking her own nipples like a pro as she rode me, whispering all sorts of sexy shit in that seductive voice of hers. Fifteen minutes after we both came, she wanted it again, so I gave it to herin the kitchen, from behind this time. After round two, we sipped coffeetogether nakedat her dining tableandscheduled anothermeet-up forthe following week. Im getting hard just thinking about banging her again.”

5. A truly trippy romp in the grass.

“Im not into drugs, but when the guy Id been crushing on for ages asked me to shroom with him second semester senior year,I couldnt say no to a psychedelic experience with the dude of my steamy college dreams. The magic mushrooms were actually rolled into small chocolates, so they seemed pretty innocent, and they werent hard to stomach. After we ate them, we walked to this remote corner of campus with a cooler of beers and some chips to snack on.

By the time we started tripping wed finished a six-pack, so we were good and buzzed. Westripped, clumsily, down to our underwear and rolled around in the grass laughing our faces off for what seemed like an hour before he finally made hismove. When he touched me, it was like a thousand male hands were caressing my flesh all over at once. I felt him massaging my pussy, breasts, neck, and thighs simultaneously. It didnt matter that I was hallucinating. It wasincrediblysexy. I orgasmed three times, seizing with pleasure throughoutevery climax. I didn’t even know I was capable of feeling that unbelievable.”

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/22/5-real-sex-stories-that-will-make-you-really-horny-part-vi/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/167751624947

[allofbeercom]

5 Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny (Part VI)

Read the original batch of real sex stories here, the second saucy installment here, the third here, the fourth here, and the fifth here.

1. When a college girl thirsts for her moms new man.

“I was back from schoolfor winter break when I met my moms new boyfriend for the first time. My parents divorced when I was five, so it wasnt like it was traumatic or anything to meet the guy. I didnt expect him to be so damn hot, though. Hes a personal trainer, and fit as hellsix-pack-abs-and-ripped-arms fit, like you see in advertisements for weight loss supplements andgym memberships. When herang the doorbell one night around 6pm looking formy mom, who was out at the time, I decided to playhostess in my comfy but clingy sweats. I invited him inside and poured us each a glass ofwine.

Two hours later,we were two bottles deep andneither of us hadheard frommy mother. I made the first move, touching his knee and then sliding my hand up his inner thigh. When I got to his crotch,he leaned backand said, ‘Fuck it!’ Then he stood up.I stood up too, on the seat of thecouch. Then I jumped into his arms,legs wrapped tightly around his waist andimpressively firm ass. His dick felt so good poking through his pants, rubbing up against my vagina, I knew I couldorgasm from dry humping him just like that. But I wantedhiminside me, so I reached down and grabbed it. We fuckedfastin the laundry room, where we had a view of the driveway in case my mom came back. Most ofour clothes were still on, andwe powered up the washer so it wouldvibratebeneathmeas he pumped and pumped, deeper and deeper. It was the dirtiest thing Ive ever done, andI’d do it again.”

2. Seven minutes in high school heaven.

“Last year, as a junior in high school, I was at a house party in my buddys atticwhile his parents were out of town. We were all boozing, downing whatever beer or liquor we could skim off ourparentswhenthisgirl stopped the music suddenly and announced that it was time to play Seven Minutes In Heaven. Sounds lame, maybe,but there’s not much to do in the burbs. I got tossed in the closet with this average looking girlbut I was okay with it sinceshe had above average tits.

When she explained that she’d never given head before, but wanted to try, I was obviously psyched. I unbuttoned my pants and sat down on thecarpeted floor and she approached my erection with equal partsfascinationand ambition. Shestarted massaging my balls and licking my cock like she wanted it. I swear she mustve watched some Jenna Jameson tutorials online or something because she had skills, man. I couldn’t believe itwas the first blowjob shed ever given. WhenI came, she swallowed it all up like it wasthe bestvanilla milkshake she’d ever had. Then she wiped her mouth withherwrist, and whispered, ‘I’ll be waiting in theguest room after this. Come fuck me when you’re ready.’ If only it were alwaysthat simple.”

3. When gal pal sexting goes to the next level.

“Ive never sexted a guy, like, ever, because my parents used to hammerme nonstopwith stories aboutgirls whose reputations weretotally ruined by naked photo scandals. Thing is, Im addicted to frexting, which is essentially sexting, except you do it witha trusted girlfriend who’s way less likely toshareyour career compromising photos witha thousand of herclosest friends. I love sending my bestiessexy pics and waiting to see how they respond. Ill get a little stoned and put onmy best cleavage-ybra and a matching thong or maybe a silk camisole and boy shorts and sprawl out on my futon and snap til I get a shot worth sending. Then Icaption it with somethingfunny and flirtatiousand wait for my friend to one-up me.

What I never suspected is that things would ever escalate from there. But theother night, instead of hitting me back with a frext, one of mybest friendsbarged rightinto my dorm room, grabbed my ass, and started tonguing me. I squirmed in shock for approximately three-point-five seconds before melting into her rough but tender embrace. Id never experimentedwith a girl and it was weird at certain points, like when our boobs grazed for the first time, butweird in a hot way. When she inchedher headdown between my legs, I was more nervous than I’ve ever been during oral sex. But I relaxed as soon as I realized how amazingit is to be eatenout by someone who understandsvaginasfirsthand. I returned the favor, of course, and I can honestly say I like licking pussy more than sucking dick. I dont think Im bisexual, exactly, butwho knows!”

4. Long lost hook-up buddies meet (and fuck) again.

“The other day I was on Facebook cyberstalking every woman Ive ever slept with because my wife and I separated a month ago and Im pretty psyched to be back on the market, free to fuck whoever I want without any guilt. Tinders great, but sometimes I ache for something a little more familiar. So I messaged this girl I havent seenclothed or nakedin at least ten years, and she hit me back immediately. Turns out she split from her husband a few months back and she was craving some actiontoo.

Thatsame afternoon, I went over to her placewhileher kid was napping. She answered the door with two shots of tequila in handso we could toast our reunion. Then shehugged me, pressing her breasts into my chest, andnodded towards the couch. Without missing a beat, Iscooped her up into my arms and started nibbling on her neck, remembering with each taste of her flesh how great shed been at dirty talking in our twenties. We fucked in the living room, her on top, flicking her own nipples like a pro as she rode me, whispering all sorts of sexy shit in that seductive voice of hers. Fifteen minutes after we both came, she wanted it again, so I gave it to herin the kitchen, from behind this time. After round two, we sipped coffeetogether nakedat her dining tableandscheduled anothermeet-up forthe following week. Im getting hard just thinking about banging her again.”

5. A truly trippy romp in the grass.

“Im not into drugs, but when the guy Id been crushing on for ages asked me to shroom with him second semester senior year,I couldnt say no to a psychedelic experience with the dude of my steamy college dreams. The magic mushrooms were actually rolled into small chocolates, so they seemed pretty innocent, and they werent hard to stomach. After we ate them, we walked to this remote corner of campus with a cooler of beers and some chips to snack on.

By the time we started tripping wed finished a six-pack, so we were good and buzzed. Westripped, clumsily, down to our underwear and rolled around in the grass laughing our faces off for what seemed like an hour before he finally made hismove. When he touched me, it was like a thousand male hands were caressing my flesh all over at once. I felt him massaging my pussy, breasts, neck, and thighs simultaneously. It didnt matter that I was hallucinating. It wasincrediblysexy. I orgasmed three times, seizing with pleasure throughoutevery climax. I didn’t even know I was capable of feeling that unbelievable.”

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/11/22/5-real-sex-stories-that-will-make-you-really-horny-part-vi/