#bestestttt

[buntanteen]

hbd wonwooooo~

[tonycries]

It’s your first time joining the kinktober event?? Sounds funny to me cause you’re like one of the bestestttt writers!!! I definitely thought its not your first. Cant wait to read them!!!!!❤️🫶🏼 *excitedly waiting!!

AHAH AWW THANK YOUUU NONNIE <33 And yeah I've only been writing since Feb this year 🤧🤧 Time flies 😔 I'm saurrrr excited for it, here's a lil' sneak peak from my schedule 👀

[pardonmydelays]

happppy birthday poopy- i mean poppy!! have the bestestttt day ever because you deserve it. you're the most supportive older sister i can ever ask for and i'm so grateful to have you in my life <3 i can't wait for the day we meet and do silly things together, like rap you're welcome or perform the entirety of hamilton. perhaps even dress up as clancy and nico and run around singing lyrics? anyways you've introduced me to the most amazing pieces of media, from ghost quartet to tøp lore, and also encouraged me to learn polish. so wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin <33 i love you so so so much and i wish i could type more but honestly, no number of words can ever justify the person you are, because you're that great!

call me poopy one more time-

JDHDHHDHDHDH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! this is so sweet and i'm crying now. also, the fact that you're learning polish is just so dujdjdjdhd i am out of words. thank you. so lucky to know you, sis ❤️

[ashitshowforalot]

GOOOOOOMORNING BBY!!!! I HOPE U HAVE THE BESTESTTTT DAY EVERR!!!!!!! 🤎💗💙🤎💗💙🤎💗💙🤎💗💙🤎💗💙!!!!!!!!!

I still cant post but imma greet u via asks 😙😙😙

AW GOOD MORNING BABY 🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙 I HOPE YOU GET THE BEST SLEEP EVER LATER, i genuinely have no idea how the post limit works so idk if you’ll be fine again once the clock passes 12 but i hope you can post again soon 🤎🩷💙🤎🩷💙🤎🩷💙

i love you 🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙

rain :) 🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙🩷🤎💙

[elissbabby]

ur the bestestttt <3333

I LOVE YOUUU🩷🩷<3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

ZOMFGGGG AM TRYIN MAH BESTESTTTT >__< UR JUST A H8R </3

"rawring 20s" and yet I haven't seen a single zomg or omgwtfbbq. hollow

[lovergirl31]

2 weeks later and im still an overthinking maniac but u know what!!!! HES THE BESTESTTTT AND HE DOESNT GET MAD ABOUT ITTT !! I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM!!!!

[storge]

Calling me adorable with that face... This guy just naturally attracts other people. Careful. If you get involved with this guy, sooner or later you'll end up in the middle of a war.

Mr. Unlucky Has No Choice but to Kiss!

[persephoneflouwers]

If you told me this was H or L i would believe you.

[anonymoosen]

You don’t have to hope because I KNOW you absolutely obliterated a tumblr app with your booping surges hehehee

Good nightttt! Remember that you’re one of the bestestttt boopers ever even when you didn’t start earlier! Like— you’re already so advanced at this point :3

Okay guys I have to sleep now (don’t be fooled— I’ll transport my soul into your mindscape and into your dreams to boop you even more), so I would just like to say:

THANK YOU!! Thank you for the boops, the memories, the reunions and the new friendships formed during this boopiful Halloween season. This goes to all my boop buddies, especially @aceisew, @invaderoli, @porcelainfreak-zacrucian, @circusfreakk, @ijustlikeiz and of course, the boop buddy with the most boops in my activity:

@sketchingwithlyn.

Once again, I’m so glad I got to have reunions with my IZ mutuals and even have fun booping with my new sbg ones! As well as the ones I’ve never ever talked to before in my life who gave me a surge of boop bombs :3

If any of you guys feel like you have no worth in this busy world, remember that I’ll always boop you in my heart 🐾🐾🐾‼️‼️

[incorrectk-popquotes]

I forgot to post this on Admin Aim’s actual birthday (which was 4 days ago) but I fucking love her and I needed everyone to know!!!!!

Thank you for putting up with all of Nel and I’s bullshit and for joining our cult that is this blog <3333

You’re the best love <3 @if-i-had-a-castle

[topguncortez]

omg I usually never ask for any fix but I cannot get this out of my mind now:

Leaving the kids with Uncle Bob and Uncle chicken whilst opposites attract!Jake and Y/N go out of town. Like im talking about:

Uncle chicken giving the kids a bit too much freedom then immediately regretting it

Uncle bob thinking he can totally wrangle the kids and WRONG he’s OUTNUMBERED

Possible scenario involving a skunk and CASES of tomato juice cans

Maybe they take the kids to a lil kids center

Maybe one kid gets uncle chicken to chase them through the play set and uncle chicken gets stuck in the slide ( bob has to push his ass through)

Maybe they accidentally put the kids in a slightly dangerous situation (sitcom level dangerous) and they bribe the kids with ice cream to not tell their parents

parents come home and uncle bob and uncle chicken are epitome of chill

“Hey why are there 50 cans of tomato juice in the trash ca-?” “ GOTTA GO” “ HAVE A GOOD NUGHT”

Basically I’m envisioning: adventures of a babysitter, the pacifier, and parental guidance

Ooooo orrrrr opposites attract spin off: adventures of the babysitters (like lil mini stories lol)

Omg I promise I’m done now your fic just made me so happy and I couldnt help myself - have the bestestttt day 🫶🫶🫶

See, when it was just Alex and Ella, Uncle Rooster had everything under control. Alex was easily entertained with hours of Smithsonian TV, and Ella was just months old watching her godfather with big green eyes. Now when Ella got older, Uncle Rooster realized he might have his hands full. There was once where he turned around for a couple seconds to tie Alex's shoe, and Ella was gone (she saw a dog and wanted to pet it), so after that he brought in Uncle Bob.

Uncle Bob had things a little bit more under control when it came to just the two Seresin kids. . . and then Eli came along. Bob and Rooster thought Eli was going to be easy, be just like his older brother. . . but man, were they ALL wrong. Eli was proving to the world very quickly he was the youngest Seresin (I mean, he showed everyone he was running things when he decided to come a week late. . . and while Y/N was at home). Bob and Rooster's biggest fight with Eli was trying to keep his clothes on.

Bob and Rooster had contemplated leashes for the Seresin kids when they go out. Alex tended to stay by their side, he was so much like his mother, he didn't want to stray away from comfort from them. Ella was adventurous and would take off. . . Eli would try and take his clothes off. Eli also liked to cause a ruckus by throwing fits. There were times were Rooster would get glares for the crying child in his arms cause Eli would throw himself on the ground.

They thankful that Phoenix was named Jasper and Maxwell's godmother, cause that means she was ALSO added to the baby sitting roster. Except she never seemed to have as many issues as Bob and Rooster do.

"How do you do it?" Rooster asked, staring wide eyed at the five sleeping Seresin kids on the couch, "Did you drug them?"

"No!" Phoenix whisper-yelled and hit his chest, "The key is no sugar after 4PM, and make them run around in the backyard for hours. Jasper was falling asleep in his highchair." She smirked, and walked back over to the couch. The boys stared at her wide-eyed like she was about to wake a sleeping lion.

"What are you doing!?" Bob whispered as he watched her pick up Ella, who wrapped her small arms and legs around her aunt's body.

"Putting them to bed," Phoenix said, "They're sleeping, pick them up gently and put them in bed. I will put the twins down." Phoenix watched over her shoulder as Rooster tiptoed over to the chair were Eli was sleeping, and gently poked his cheek before reaching down to pick him up.

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A/N: I LITERALLY LOVE THIS LIL FICTIONAL FAMILY I CREATED<3 THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN:) PLS SEND IN MORE OPPOSITES ATTRACT STUFFS:)))

[browneyes-issac]

Go follow Kat's new blog, so you can be notified when she posts!!! 💞🤗You will not be disappointed with her work, truly one of the bestestttt everrr!! 🔥

joining the bandwagon and doing away with my taglist!

follow my new writing reblog only blog and turn on notifs to get notified whenever i post something new!

(i will only be reblogging my writing there, so this is still my main blog/the one i will be interacting from/the one you can reach me at via tags, asks, and messages!!)

[sabrinareadsbts]

220406 SMUT RECS

Welcome to my little smutty library. (18+)

🔥=smut, 💕=fluff, 🌪️=angst, 🌟=personal favorite, ✅=completed series

These are sorted from OT7/multiple members, Jin, Yoongi, J-hope, Namjoon, Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook divided by one shots and series.

Shelved fics: 220330, 220316, 220309, 220302, 220223, 220216 and here.

OT7/multiple members

one shots

Let me hold them by @jjungkookislife  🔥[9.4k] Namjoon x reader x Jungkook idol!au, boyfriend!Namjoon, Jungkook has a big fat crush on Namjoon and y/n, sexting, dirty talk, Jungkook is on his shy boy agenda, y/n likes to please and be sexy, both have amazing dicks 💜, the smut is great and there is some Namkook kissing and cuddling happening at the end. I enjoyed reading this!

NAMJOON

one shots

Red Mercedes by @bubblebeom​ [5.3k] 🔥 hot and clumsy Namjoon, I love him!!, you meet Namjoon in a club and there’s car sex. This is short and sweet, I loved this.

TAEHYUNG

one shots

two ships by @taeescript  🔥💕 [11.6k]  [y/n has physical attributes attached] childhood friends to lovers, think of Sweet Night when you read this, it’s really cute and has a happy ending though!! Taehyung is really cute and the bestestttt friend ever, y/n is a little scared (some angsty moments!), they are in love though :( loved this!!

warm by @httpjeon [5k]  🔥 roommates, I am a sucker for dirty talk soooooo, I just HAD to, imagine to find your roommate Taehyung jerking off on the couch 🤤, he runs off embarrassed and... maybe things happen. Really hot!! rupture; rapture @inkedtae 🔥 🌪️ [13.2k] ex-boyfriend!Taehyung, ex lovers au, e2l?, this was really angsty but beautiful :( it hurt in the good kinda way when you’re trying to move on after a painful breakup and everything hits you at once when you’re close to them again and.. you don’t want to give in first because that makes you vulnerable. I loved this. Made me hot and sad but also hopeful :( play pretend by @njssi  🔥💕 [3.5k] best friend!Taehyung, best friends to?, this is fluff smut, Taehyung is really skilled and blonde!!, big dick!Taehyung, this is really smutty and sweet. :) 

series

cliff diving by @wwilloww  🔥💕 ✅ [3 parts, 2.9k - 6.5k + a drabble] [y/n has physical attributes attached] f2l, Jin, Jimin, Jungkook and Taehyung are your friends and you go hiking in the woods each year, all of them are very sweet and on brand, I got warm all over when I read this. Taehyung and y/n are just really really into each other and after years of pining they take a leap 💘lots of kissing and smut in the end. loved this. It’s really well written. 

JUNGKOOK

one shots

vaunt by @yminie  🔥[9.4k] fratboy!jungkook, big dick!jungkook (we love to see it, it’s really huge), squirting, a whole lotta bragging and dudes being disgusting, y/n is tired of everyone’s bullshit.

[babylooneytoonz]

OH MY GOD!!!! The 9th part of 'The Vessel' is AMAZING!!!!! CAN-NOT WAIT FOR MORE!!! YOUR WRITING IS FABULOUS!!!! KEEP IT UP GURL!!!! <3

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH.

You are the bestestttt 🥺🥺🥺🤍

[alittleemo]

Hi leeeeeeee

This fluff cow is here to wish you the best and hope you have goooood days. Yous the bestestttt💛💛💛💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💙

hi faith!!!!!! stop this cow is too cute i cant 🥺🥺🥺 i hope you’re having a great day, wishing u all the best too 💕✨💛✨💕