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HUI SHI SFW AND/OR NSFW HCS PLS IM STARVING I LOVE DRAGON CHARACTERS (I love Dan Heng especially his IL form it isn’t surprising for me 😭)
HUI SHI ; WHAT IS IT LIKE ?
pairings ; hui shi x gn!reader
warnings ; vvv soft fluff and smexy times (khehehe), nsfw and sfw headcanons, he's very soft, y'all aren't married yet but might as well be fr, double ds...
a/n ; HUI SHI WAS MY FIRST MANNNN, unfortunately bugbear has my heart BUT MY BEAUTIFUL DRAGON (maybe that's where the dan heng obsession came from...)
oh the prettiest boy, the bestest sweetest troublemaker in the world. the softest most ethereal man and yet your still probably RUNNING FROM PEOPLE EVERY DAMN TIME YOU MEET HIM IN THE HALLWAYS.
it's always the pretty ones fr...
pushing that aside...he's the MOST polite sweetest pretty boy around everyone but you KNOW he's shit talking people behind their back with you every. single. time.
he's not only a BOYFRIEND. he's a best friend. he's girlypop fr but only for his sweetest bestest s/o ever because he's amazing.
people probably won't have any idea you're together unless they really observe. you're his FIRST close friend, and that's fine that's cool, but people still think you're JUST friends...
until they notice the way he looks at you. completely focused, not interrupting not arguing, smiling. not arguing?? hui shi?? no QUESTIONS?? they don't need to see the constant hand holding and the clothes exchanging and messy clothes when you enter shared classes (oo lala, hon hon hon *french*) to know that you're dating or AT LEAST that he's enamoured with you.
our man is an over-thinker, so all though he's very open around you, he's very hesitant at first in the relationship. doesn't know when to touch, what to say, how to really show that he really really likes you.
you'll have to take initiative at first, be very verbal and very slow with the heading into the romantic affection, but when you get to the comfortable point HE WILL SMOTHER YOU WITH LOVE.
not a big fan of pda, but he's very content on giving you love at home. because of the excess of cutesy dates he takes you on, people are quick to assume that he's more of an acts of service person than physical touch, BUT HE'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 💪💪💪
he gets into trouble with certain people because he's a little bit of an interrogator, so he'll come into your dorm room with the most beautiful smile on his face, flowers in hand, pressing chaste kisses to your lips and go, "Please hide me, my dearly beloved."
Get your mans fr.
NSFW UNDER THE CUT
bro has the ddd (double dragon dicks)
YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO WRITE ABOUT A DRAGON MAN AND NOT GIVE HIM THE DOUBLE DS?? nah you don't know me fr
I wouldn't say he's like big big, more on the above-average size. Like maybe 5.5 inches when not hard and 6 when it is?? That is MORE than enough so you are set.
I'd say the second one is a lil bigger than by like .2 .3, barely noticeable but it's there.
does not DARE put both in ever, one already has him panting and two is just going to hurt 😔
he will go feral and let out the cutest softest whines ever if you help him out with d no. 2
very much a soft service dom!!! you are priority no. 1!!
i'd say he might have a blind fold kink. because of the vibes.
he makes love and makes love ALONE
also don't think he has the biggest libido nor is ready to go the pound town every day. more of a healthy amount, like maybe once or twice a week, less during exam times.
he will always make sure to ask whether you're still doing well during sex, always stopping to press kisses to your neck
his horns are a lil sensitive, so kiss them or brush your fingers against them is fine, but he is NOT comfortable with holding them tight for support. once or twice is okay!!
he is a hand holder do i need to explain?
very teasing but in the sweetest way, will make the both of you laugh during prep and aftercare because he's the man!!!
aftercare is just talking nice relaxing showers and then taking a nap. it's the best thing ever (bubble baths)
idk what to say man he's just...the sweetest.
(i am not the biggest hui shi girlie so i'm sorry if it wasn't up to your taste!!! now bring siri + eleni, luca, OR MY BBG BESTEST BOY EVIL PSYCHOPATH BOOGEYMAN BUGBEAR and I think I'll be able to them better)
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#hui shi saint spell#saint spell#saint spells love guide#saint spell fluff#saint spell x reader#splg#saint spells love guide fluff#saint spell smut#saint spells love guide smut#hui shi smut#hui shi fluff#ryx writes#ryx replies
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when you can never forget… _(:3 」∠)_
#mad cringe 3am rant incoming pls stand by—#…so i found my enstars screenshots from 2018 and i don’t even remember half of them happening h e l p#there’s stuff like spamming for repayment fes event nazuna niichan till i had 0 dia left…#…and making ship birthday board things for the 2019 birthday events. i made leokasa and subahokke ones s o bs#and i think i saw a makoizu ss from the librarian event? the outfit + blushing seaweed head sure looks like it’s from that event#(tfw you’re the only one shipping this problematic ship lmao)#also speaking of enstars hi are there any other hokke recasting rejectors out there👀👀👀#hokke’s current va has been voicing him for much longer than his previous va ever did and i *still* can’t get used to his ‘new’ voice lmao#i remember benching his 5☆ so fast the moment i heard his ‘new’ voice post-recasting. sad times. initial hokke was my first 5☆ too…#but the most cringe memory i have of enstars is… downloading it thinking it was a haikyuu game bc subaru lowkey looks like hinata.#in my defence i couldn’t read japanese back then ok. i was so confused when they told me to pick an idol unit bc ‘where my volleyboys at???’#i really should’ve realised something was up when i saw hokke (or as i thought he was back then: haru from the swimming anime) appear smh#it took me like 2 months to get through the tutorial bc i was so confused. 0/10 experience; should’ve quit enstars on the first uninstall#but lmao i still have the og enstars app unupdated on my old phone. it still has the dumb 4th anni thing on the icon. time flies…#and well if you read this for some reason or other… go listen to ‘crush of judgement’ or ‘sei shounen yuugi’👀 they’re the best songs (imo)#also nazuna niichan is the bestest boy and prettiest boy and the cutest boy and have you seen his frozen ice card it’s so cute and aaaaaaa—#also now that that’s done can i talk about my 3.5 year long love live phase—#ok i think i got enough cringe out of my system for now.#tune in in a few hours for (maybe) more cringe tag blubbering about shin jidai this time (provided my dvd comes in today dhl p l s—)#it is suiyoubi my dudes#inedible blubbering
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an introduction of VICTON♥︎༄
my favorite emo punk fairies of kpop, @aixy-hpsa bub buckle up.
-`about victon´-
Victon actually means Voice to New World or some, and we, the cult-followers, are to be yelled at by the name of ALICE. They debuted 2016 and have so far produced a bunch of mindblowing, amazing, superior, beautiful, showstopping (...) bops:
-`studio albums´-
Voice : The Future is Now (2021) *scream*
-`mini albums´-
Voice To New World (2016)
Ready (2017)
Identity (2017)
From. VICTON (2017)
Nostalgia (2019)
Continuous (2020)
-`single albums´-
"Time of Sorrow" (2018)
"Mayday" (2020)
they are amaaaaazing oke. look here have my favorite songs of them. (Yes I’m forcing my love for them down your throat now I’m sorry)
♥︎ - KANG SEUNGSIK - ♥︎
♥︎ 16. April 1995 ♥︎ 🐶 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
Leader!
He became Victons leader after Seungwoo started participating in Produce X 101 and then officially became Victons leader when Seungwoo came back from X1.
Vocalist! VOCALIST. VOCALIST
This man is blessed with a set of insane vocal chords and we all love him for it.
congratulations to Victon for being the only group with Kang Seungsik
He’s the mom of the group :,)
Supa caring dude, cleans up the mess of OT6
Is “Health” in persona, which kinda fits doesn’t it.
Naturally gets bullied by the younger ones.
EYE SMILE GANG
Also has dimples
Great leader and we should all respect him for it and give him never ending credits, victon wouldn’t be victon without him periodt.
♥︎ - HAN SEUNGWOO - ♥︎
♥︎ December 24, 1994 ♥︎ 🦊 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
Lead rapper, lead dancer, lead vocalist lead everything
Except Leader.
He gave that position up after he returned from X1 (where he by the way also was voted leader)
YOOO the members missed him so much they cried when he was gone
Visuals✨
Oh boy that man...dangerous
He has the funniest laugh? Like u would never expect that laugh to be his???
He. Has. His. Own. EP. And I dare everyone to listen to „Sacrifice“. It’s a masterpiece.
Seunggu also has tattoos!! 3 in total.
This dude is ripped yet u will probably catch him imitating goats and pikachu...?
Will roast the maknae but with love
Hes so much more than just his face.
♥︎ - DO HANSE - ♥︎
♥︎ 25. Sept. 1997 ♥︎ 🐱 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
Hello you’re looking at the loml
Main rapper.
(Of victon and of Kpop ex.1 and ex.2)
Sese ♥︎
Puts the sweet in sweetheart and really, he only looks like he could kill
TATTOOOOOS. SO. MANY. OF. THEM.
Semicolon on his wrist; cross on his left shoulder and chest (he church boi); roses on his arm: writings on his collar bone; so many more
bestest sense of fashion hands down
Iconic lip ring
His own solo EP is on the way!!!
Somehow this man is also main dancer
MIC FLIPS OWO
Talented boy.
♥︎ - LIM SEJUN - ♥︎
♥︎ May 4, 1996 ♥︎ 🍓 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
You are looking at an icon here
Most coziest-est VLives in history of Vlives
Easily scared (victon does enjoy that, naturally)
Very whiny but it’s oke
Lead Vocalist, Visual, Face of the Group
Insane vocals too, here ex.1
Another member of kpops cucumbers-anti squad
He’s very much BTS fanboy (not as much as Wooyoung but that’s hard anyways)
Competitive eater (listen, the maknae said that and we will believe him)
Will never leave Subin do a Vlive in peace ever
Will Never leave Subin live in peace ever either
Clingy boy
Walking noise-machine, he goes “ouh? Oh? Eh?” Like 372892 times a day
So much love for the dimple-prince
♥︎ - HEO CHAN - ♥︎
♥︎ December 14, 1995 ♥︎ 🦖 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
May I introduce...SUNSHINE OF VICTON ☀️
Mood maker of the group!
Mr Main Dancer and Vocalist also has dimples
And even tho he wanted to be a dance instructor, he somehow ended up becoming an idol
He even trained with TBZ mr leader sir Sangyeon
Mans can drive!!
Like Lee Know, he once was a backup dancer. For A-Pink tho, which is pretty cool
Hes considered the uncle in our lovely family dynamic
Expensive boi be collecting sHOES
And he said he polishes them from time to time and I do think that’s adorable
He’s also allergic to cats (unless it’s Hanse. That’s okay ig)
Cutest sunny boy, will take good care of your heart always☀️💛
♥︎ - CHOI BYUNGCHAN - ♥︎
♥︎ November 12, 1997 ♥︎ 🐥 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
Welcome to Victon where everyone has a mandatory crush on Byung
Like he doesn’t even have to enter your biasline
You will still have a crush on him because Byungchan
Softest biaswrecker i have ever had 112/10 would recommend
Tall boi. Like really tall and really broad👀
I keep forgetting he’s maknae line tbh
Prettiest Dimples ever.
Very active on his Instagram and we love him for it
Top tier bf material
Hes the softest boy and yet only one who isn’t scared of fucking bugs (victon scaredy cats)
Try not falling too hard for the mister
He knows so many girlfroup dances
He also shows them off quite always
He’s a bit tinie liddol but clumsy sometimes
Gosh I love him
♥︎ - JUNG SUBIN - ♥︎
♥︎ April 5, 1999 ♥︎ 🐰 ♥︎ 🇰🇷 ♥︎
Vocalist, Rapper, Heart-stealer, Actor...
AND MOST LOVED MAKNAE EVER
Like I don’t know if any maknae ever received as many kisses as this one
Gets (rightfully) babied to the Max by every. Single. One. Of. Them.
24/7
He’s also a babie. Like yes he’s a grown man and he looks hella intimidating on stage but-
It’s Subin
He’s also the smolest in Victon (uwu)
At the same time, maknae on top, this man gets everything (except his own room lmao) he wants
Sometimes not so baby (ex.1)
Saiubin-bby was supposed to debut with Pentagon but he yeeted last minute (we thank)
The child himself has children too: dog Toto and 2 cats: Mimi and Jaws.
He’s close friends with my favourite, formerly pink-haired elf-twink Yeonjun of TXT
Chairman of Victon.
he has the BEST insta user: subsubey.
Best boi.
-`very valid victon-moments to begin with´-
- because its pride: 🌈
- general victon-feelsies: 🌸
- for bad mood: ☀��
- moments when you want to question their sanity: 🌻 🌼 🌺 🌹
- victon being talented on studio CHOOM
- victon being talented whilst covering kehlanis "Gangsta"
alright that was long. and yes they are exactly as loud and noisy and annoying and time consuming as they seem but they are also best boys who can bring very much happiness into ones life, so they are very much worth it
#ryu tag💎#victon my beloved#victon#lim sejun#seungwoo#han seungwoo#hanse#do hanse#heo chan#kpop#subin#jung subin#byungchan#like I have 83479803h of material I can also show u#including like every comfort/mental support video#just say the word
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Hi! I’ve been reading you guys’ stuff over and over again lately so I’m really excited to be able to request something! ☺️ could I possibly request a childhood friends-to-lovers scenario with Suga? Feel free to make it as fluffy as you’d like!
I am so sleepy guys TT~TT I had a LONG weekend filled with homework but I want to be able to write something for you that you’ll enjoy! So thank you very much for the request and I will do my absolute best! -Admin Satori
Sugawara Koushi:
When had this happened? Where had the time gone?
Growing up, Sugawara had been a happy kid. Quiet and polite, and happy. Primary school was a breeze, and he made many friends. Even reaching out to the transfer student from the other side of the country. You’d been a shy child. Even his gentle voice had startled you!
“I’m Koushi!” He’d smiled widely, his hand reaching out to shake yours. You remember thinking he was a very pretty girl, at first. A girl with short hair and a boys name.
Maybe that’s why you’d been so eager to be friends with him in the first place, because you’d misgendered him? Regardless, the two of you became fast friends. He was always by your side, and would always pick you for paired projects or games!
You clearly remember going over to his house, with your mother holding your hand as you both approached his family home, and being so giddy with excitement to see your friend outside of school! It was as if the two of you were mirroring the other because as soon as the front door open, you could see him practically jittering with excitement to see you.
Foggy memories of childhood. But happy ones. Hand holding, tight warm hugs and secrets passing between the two of you. He was your bestest friend. And you were his!
The point in which childhood blended into your teen years seemed to be lost to you. But one clear memory of the absolute awkward tension you felt one day when giving him a hug seemed to jut out amongst millions of happy smiling memories. It’d been awkward because…. Well.. You’d developed. The hug pressed your chest to his, and he could feel the difference clear as day.
Embarrassment. So much embarrassment. Mortified that you’d changed so much to put a spin on your friendship with him, you absolutely refused to give him any hugs after that day.
Suga wasn’t exactly happy about it, and he could remember being a bit more pouty than was necessary… But he let you decide what you were comfortable with. Because all his life, Suga was never one to use peer pressure or guilt trips, he’d never force someone to do something they were uncomfortable with. That just wasn’t something he thought was right to do, especially to someone he cared about!
Puberty hit the both of you like trucks though, and as soon as the awkward growths and developing bodies seemed to stabilize… You and Suga were back to being best friends with almost no boundaries.
There were a few. Obviously. The two of you were as close as can be, but even twins have limits with each other. A primary rule you’d set with him is you absolutely did not want to spend the night over at his house or he at your house…. There was just too much awkwardness you felt would be there in the morning if he or you stayed with the other. Your bedhead? In front of his eyes that never seemed to miss any detail?
But when had you started caring about how you looked in front of him? Child you had worn multiple layers of silly clothing and pranced around his house while his mother babysat you, and yet now you were worried about what he might say if he saw your morning drool or bedhead?
Why?
Because at some point during your awkward teenage years…. You’d started to crush hard on him. He was so sweet. So gentle. Smart and kind. Your very best friend and someone you could trust with absolutely everything…. You loved him. Dearly and truly, you loved Suga for just being who he was.
High school brought no difference. Not between you and Suga, anyway. His pretty face did catch the attention of so many other girls, though, and you could clearly remember the countless nights filled with anxiety and despair at the thought of his liking one of them.
But he never went out on a date with any of them. He was so polite in turning them down. “Why don’t you take Aika out? She’s been hanging on your arm since last semester.” You remember asking, mostly because the two of you had been left alone long enough for an awkward silence to build. You were so caught up in your silent simmering jealousy… and Suga… Suga was caught up in how calculated and elegant your movements were as you worked on the classwork before you.
Suga shrugged easily, glancing up at you briefly before going back to his own homework, sketching in his answer for the problem, “She’s not my type.” Simple answer. You couldn’t accept it though since she was the prettiest girl in the school! Suga being the most handsome, cutest boy… You figured they’d pair off to make beautiful babies after graduation.
And yet all throughout High school… Suga stayed single. Daichi gathered the courage to date Yui and Asahi had stolen the heart of a foreign exchange student in his senior class…. But Suga absolutely refused to look at anyone in a romantic way.
Usually graduation brought tears to your eyes…. But you were graduating with your friends! None of them had any plans to go to college far away… In fact, even though Asahi wasn’t going to college, he was still moving to Tokyo to be with you, Suga, and Daichi. Everyone was staying together. Everyone!
So there were no sad tears the day you graduated. Hugs for everyone! It seemed you and Suga had the same idea since you both saved each other for last. His hug was warm and strong, but gentle… and for a split second… you thought you could feel his heart hammering against your chest. Was he nervous?
As the two of you pulled away, your eyes met. The whole world around you seemed to disappear, leaving only Suga before you. Was this really happening? Was he leaning in?
Someone calling your name, loudly, beside you, broke the intense stare down you and Suga had been having. You turned your head to be able to respond to whoever was trying for your attention, but felt your voice catch in your throat at the feel of soft lips kissing your cheek.
That day haunted you the rest of your college life.
Not a bad, horrible memory kind of haunting… But an absolute feeling of loss kind of haunted memory. Because you’d lost that day. You’d lost your mind thinking about that day since that day.
He’d kissed you. Suga had leaned in to kiss your lips… and had kissed your cheek… You wondered what would have happened if he’d kissed you in time? Or if you hadn’t turned your head the other way? How would you have reacted? Would you have kissed him back?
The questions that plagued your mind all throughout your college life, plagued his as well.
Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing.
So why did the two of you meeting eyes send a big smile spreading across his and your face? As if the two of you had some kind of secret. Because he knew you didn’t reject him… and you knew he wanted you…. And yet… neither of you went to make the first move.
And that irritated you to no end! Because he KNEW you hadn’t rejected him… and he still refrained from acting further with you! Like it was a game! And honestly?
You were enjoying his teasing!
Suga had gained confidence since that first kissed cheek, kissing your ear or forehead with every hug he gave you. Sending your nerves into a frantic panic, leaning further into his embrace at the feel of his lips on you, only to be left longing when he’d pull away with a smirk or a playful wink.
He knew. He knew damn well what you wanted, and yet didn’t give it to you!
Was he testing you? Offering you to take first step after he had?
It’s like… the two of you were acting like you were dating… Everyone around you both knew the two of you were unofficially dating, and yet - you weren’t getting the benefits of dating him! Suga LIVED in the same apartment as you! He treated you as softly and gently as he would to any woman, and yet he only gave you his attention!
You couldn’t count how many times you and he would be cuddled up on the couch, watching either a silly rom com or just some documentary on nature… and you’d just feel…. Absolute peace. Because you wanted to be in his arms, and you wanted to be his…. And he did, too, right? He wanted you?
Another night like that tonight, and you decided to see just how much he wanted you. If he did at all…. But that thought quickly vanished as soon as Suga came through the door, pulling you into a tight hug with a “I’m home!” Calling. You hugged him back tightly, feeling your heart pounding in your chest… home? Were you home to him? Or was it just the apartment?
No. It had to be you. He hadn’t said that until he’d pulled you into his arms… You were his home. You just knew it in your heart. And he was yours…. Did he know that? Had you been clear enough for him to know he was the love of your life?
Suga didn’t have a chance to pull to far away before your hands were on either side of his face and pulling him closer to you. Your lips found his almost immediately, and you felt your heart explode in your chest at the feel of his arms hugging you closer than they ever had before. He leaned into the kiss, his lips moving with yours, but you could taste the surprise on his breath. He hadn’t expected you to be so forward.
The kiss was…. Your first. His first… Beautiful and sweet. Gentle and warm. Was this what it felt like to be with your soul mate? Or had the two of you known each other for so long… the idea of being with someone else just didn’t seem right?
Whatever the case… You felt complete. His arms held you close, hand pressed to your back to keep your chest against his.. to feel your heart beating in sync with his own and know without a doubt you were his one and only.
Almost reluctantly, you pulled from his lips, resting your forehead against his with your eyes closed. His breath fanned across your face and yours across his.. He leaned in for another peck, finding he couldn’t get enough of your sweet taste. You smiled against his lips before whispering, “Welcome Home.”
#Admin Satori#Haikyuu!!#Haikyuu!! Scenario#Sugawara Koushi#Friends to Lovers#sorta#short on the lovers part lmao#Fluff
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Question 1 for Sam, 2 for Cody, 3 for Garbage Cat, 4 for Grey, 5 for Sam and so on!
Under a cut for length!
1. Name?
Sam, Samson, Samwise, Sammy, Old Man, Handsome Boy, Sweet Baby.
2. Fur color?
Cody is ORANGE. THE ORANGEST BOY.
3. Any family you know (other than you)
Answered here!
4. Age?
Grey’s almost two!
5. Favorite toy?
Sam likes fishing toys a lot.
6. Nicknames?
BABY BOY, MY SON
7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
The most problematic of faves. Garbage Cat is made of cuteness and straight-up evil. She wants to destroy every other cat and also me.
8. Length of fluff?
Short! Grey has a short, very silky coat.
9. Any funny habits?
Sam needs head bumps all the time. Whenever he sees me for the first time every day, I have to sit down so he can stretch up and bump his forehead against mine.
10. How old were they when you met?
We think Cody was around eight months.
11. What does their food bowl look like?
Dollar Tree cat bowl with pictures of fish on it, or straight out of the bucket, lol.
12. Indoor or outdoor cat?
We’re trying to transition Grey to being an inside cat.
13. Recent picture?
14. Old picture?
15. Cuddly?
Garbage Cat only cuddles when I pick her up so she can watch mom cook.
16. Ever changed their name?
Nope! He’s always been Grey.
18. Eye color?
Sam has the prettiest green eyes.
19. How do they express love for you?
Cody follows me everywhere, screaming, and he’ll fling himself into my lap. He stretches up to try to grab my hand. He purrs. He is the lovingest baby boy.
20. How do you express love for them?
I feed Garbage Cat wet food and treats and throw bouncy balls for her.
21. Any theories on what breed?
Whatever bizarre breed gave Grey a curved, pointy nose and made him smol.
22. Do they ever wake you up?
Sam does wake me up sometimes, lol.
23. How much do they meow?
So much. Cody loves to squeak at me when he thinks I’m not paying attention.
24. Any hiding spots?
Garbage Cat got her nickname from sleeping in the trash can, but she also likes to snuggle under blankets. We have to pat the beds to make sure she isn’t asleep under the quilt before we sit down.
25. Do they enjoy guests?
Nope. Grey can warm up to people, but he gets spooked when they’re new.
26. Lofty objects to sit on?
Sam doesn’t really like being up high, mostly because he’s an Elderly Gentlecat and it’s hard for him to get up and down.
27. Wear a collar? (and describe collar?)
Cody had a sparkly red collar, but it disappeared and I keep forgetting to replace it.
28. How much shedding?
Garbage Cat sheds so much, jesus christ.
29. Do they enjoy brushing?
Hahaha nope, Grey hates it.
30. Ever drink from the toilet?
Sam is far too fancy for that. (Also we keep the lids closed so they can’t, lol)
31. How do they get your attention?
Cody flings himself into my legs and tries to climb me.
32. Embarrassing thing they’ve done?
Embarrassing for me or her? Garbage Cat has no shame.
33. Weirdest thing they try to eat?
Grey doesn’t really like anything super weird, but he has stolen the breading from chicken fingers.
34. Are they like your siblings, children, or friends?
Sam is my best friend.
35. What time do they eat breakfast?
Cody usually eats around six in the morning, when dad feeds them.
36. Do you cut their nails?
Dude, I don’t want to die.
37. Do you think they understand you?
I look at Grey and I just know that there’s nothing going on in that tiny, tiny head.
38. Ever make fun of them?
How could I make fun of someone as dignified as Sam?
39. Do you take their picture often?
I take so many pictures of Cody.
40. Ever hiss at you?
Garbage Cat doesn’t bother hissing, she skips straight to attempted homicide.
41. Ever try to scratch or bite you?
Grey would never.
42. If you try to grab their paw, what do they do?
Sam bites for that kind of offense. He hates having his gigantic snowshoe paws touched.
43. Do they ever eat bugs?
Yep. Cody looooves chasing crane flies.
44. Canned or dry food?
Both! Garbage Cat gets a specially selected diet of grain-free dry and wet food because she is a special baby who’s allergic to at least one grain.
45. Weight?
We haven’t weighed Grey but he is Tiny.
46. Ever got lost?
Sam’s given us a few scares.
47. Do you buy them presents?
Yep!
48. Do they respond when you call?
Garbage Cat only responds to the sound of a can opening or a treat bag being shaken.
49. Do they ever see other cats?
Grey has his family outside, and Cody is his Bestest Friend Ever. He tries to be friends with Garbage Cat and Sam, but that way only ends in sadness.
50. Declawed?
HELL NO.
51. Funniest expression?
The look she gave us the day we brought her home:
52. Favorite place to be pet?
Grey loves head scritches.
53. Worst thing they’ve destroyed?
Sam is a chronic pisser-on of scratching pads, so we can’t have those in the house anymore.
54. Give them a head kiss.
Cody squeaked at me.
55. What time of the year is most exciting for them?
Garbage Cat loves cold weather. She runs laps when it gets below 70 degrees.
56. Are they good at hunting real prey?
One time, I went out to the back yard to bring Grey in, and he was eating a rat as big as him. So... yeah.
57. Do they ever attack nothing?
Sam is pretty chill tbh.
58. What are they doing right now?
Just chilling.
59. How long have you had them?
Since October of 2015. Garbage Cat was my halloween kitten.
60. If you could have them stay as a kitten forever, would you?
I mean... Grey basically is a kitten. He’s smol and full of energy.
61. Ever baby-talk to them?
All the goddamn time.
62. Favorite napping position?
Cody loves to sleep stretched out on his back, with his paws curled up against his chest.
63. Have you ever stepped on their paw?
YES AND I FELT LIKE A MONSTER
64. Ever tripped you on stairs?
We don’t have stairs but I am 100% certain that if we did, Grey would trip me on them.
65. Any ear hair?
SAM HAS THE BEST EAR TUFTS
66. Favorite view from a window?
Cody doesn’t really like windows that much.
67. Describe why they are precious.
Garbage Cat is so funny, and she has the cutest little mrrps when she’s watching people cook or when she wakes up.
68. Fit the cat stereotype?
Grey is more like a very strange and friendly ferret than a cat.
69. Chaotic neutral?
Sam is Lawful Good.
70. Do they enjoy following/ keeping you company?
Holy shit yes. Cody always has to be where I am, and I can’t do anything without him getting up to follow me.
71. Are you their favorite human?
HAHAHA NO. I barely rank in the top ten, and Garbage Cat only knows like six people.
72. Do they like tv?
Grey will watch bird videos for hours if I put them on.
73. Favorite noise to make?
This horrible parrot-like squawk. I love it.
74. If they were a Neko Atsume cat, what would their momento be?
A small heart-shaped plush.
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rose, daffodil, narcissis
rose - describe your crush
The cutest bestest boy ever, with the softest hair, and the prettiest eyes. I love him SO MUCH
daffodil - which colour suits you best?
Idk
narcissus - your best physical feature?
No
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BOI!!!!!!! I HAVE THE BESTEST, CUTEST, SWEETEST, PRETTIEST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!!!!!!! (boi it's you!!!!!!!!)
BOI!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE THAT!!!!!! BOI!!!!! YOURE LITERALLY AN ANGEL!!!!!
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