#bestbirthdaypostever

[wesfareas]

HAPPY razzle-dazzlin’ BIRTHDAY to the one-of-a-kind (no returns or exchanges) @chantrierimoon. You are the yee to my haw. The boots to my cowboy. You’re better than a midnight snack (which you will say is impossible). You’re the greatest cheekbones in the game. There is so much of my life you have made better just from your presence. There is so much I could’ve never done without you. Thank you for always being supportive and driven. Thank you for literally always making me laugh EVERY DAY. Thank you for sharing so many adventures with me. Thank you for being my best friend. Thanks for being so goddamn attractive I feel like you need to be burned at the stake (it seriously isn’t fair to anyone. You’re hot as fuck, cuh). Thank you for being just as weird as I am (and sometimes more, which I thought was literally impossible). I could drag the post on with “shmoopy” text and hyperbole, so I’ll simply say you are the greatest person of all time and I couldn’t properly express to you how important you are to me with a thousand lifetimes… Thanks for choosing me, crybaby. I love you very much… Now celebrate 🖕🏽this, Hoss… #HappyBerfday #ItWillBeSignificant #BestBirthdayPostEver #ChickenFingers #SheBrokeAThermometerInMyHans #JeffreyBezos #FuckTheirWives #DrinkTheirBlood #TheseHashtagsAreGoingOffTheRails #SweetBerryWine #HungryForApples #Ketchup https://www.instagram.com/p/CV1GlG8BoOO/?utm_medium=tumblr