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Most probably children are suffering from behaviour and emotional disorder. In this disorder, children can lose the ability to be happy, control their emotions and attention in school. There are types of behaviour and emotional disorder such as depression, bipolar disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, learning disorder, and so on. For the cure of this disorder, you can visit a Behavioral health center in Abuja.

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Stammer Foundation will be having it's first event for the year 2020 tagged: LEN - (Leadership. Empowerment. Network) _ Highlights of the event: 1) Personality Profiling, with the number one personality Coach in Nigeria. Discover why you act the way you do and the best profession for you. 2) Group speech therapy session with Speech Therapists and Mental Health Practitioners. •Find out why you speak the way you do. •Discover what you can do to speak confidently and fluently •Know if you qualify for advanced treatment(medication) _ Venue - Digital Law Library & Research Centre 1st Floor Machina Plaza (Opp Labnetworks) 2 Mambolo Close, Wuse Zone 2, Abuja, Nigeria. _ Date: 20th March, 2020(Friday) _ Time:10am _ Confirmed Speaker 1) Peterson Adeniyi (Personality and Purpose Expert - Founder Peterson School of Purpose) _ Confirmed Group Speech Therapy Panel 1) Babajide Odunfa Speech and Language Therapist - Founder Distinct Abilities Special Needs Services 2) Dr Sola Ephraim-Oluwanuga (Psychiatric Doctor at National Hospital Abuja) 3) Oluwaseun Jegede Counsellor/Mental Health Professional _ Objectives of this event 1) To provide speech therapy for people with speech impediment. 2) To provide a platform where attendees can discover their personalities (why they act the way they do) and the best career choice for them. _ Attendance is free- Register here bit.ly/len-sf LINK IS IN THE BIO _ For enquires call +2348101659515 _ LEN is an initiative of Stammer Foundation that empowers people with speech impediment to become leaders through leadership, empowerment, networking and speech therapy sessions. _ www.stammerfoundation.com _ Hashtag -- #ilennow @nbaabuja @abujanba @ngbritish @stammauk @stammeringbsa @dfid_uk @dfidnigeria @artsinmedicinefellowship @stammer_action @stammeringscotland @stutteruae https://www.instagram.com/p/B8zbnpDgDo-/?igshid=1mabnb9fiisu4

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Why men love wrapped pap

‘What did I do now?’ Alabi feigned innocence. ‘Do you not know that wrapped pap is nice and the process of unwrapping the pap itself is sweet? Funke Egbemode Before King Ahmed Ottoman went to war, he locked his beautiful wife, Queen Ottoman, in a private room and gave the key to his best friend, Mousa, telling him: if I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours. Ottoman got on his horse and went to war. Half an hour later, the king noticed a cloud of dust behind him. It was his friend, galloping fast towards him. “What’s wrong?” The king asked panting, out of breath, Mousa responded “You gave me the wrong key.” Mousa, Mousa, Mousa, how many times did I call you? I put it to you that you are an unfaithful, unfriendly friend who’d been eyeing and ogling my queen for years and you would have had me killed in battle if you could, so you could have your lecherous way with my wife. Yeah, that’s what I’d have said to Mousa if I were King Ottoman and then, wait for it, I’d have sliced off his head with my royal angry sword. Thank goodness, I wasn’t around in these days when kings had such, unfettered powers of life and death. The joke above is a joke, right? But can you see the reality lines in it? I can. Men, they like what’s out of reach. Maybe it’s the hunter in them. Maybe they are incorrigibly corrupt but look closely, you’d find that if a ripe fruit is already on the ground, a man will most likely find it unattractive compared to the one he has to climb the tree (even if it has thorns and dangerous ants on it) to get. The more dangerous the hunt, the better. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter. Check out the case of these men playing ‘ayo’ under a tree on a cool evening in the village. One of them, Alabi, smacks his lips after warmly greeting a woman in purdah. ‘Sacriledge, Alabi, you are smacking your lips at an ‘eleha’(a woman in purdah). Do you want to incur the wrath of God? Aremu asked. ‘What did I do now?’ Alabi feigned innocence. ‘Do you not know that wrapped pap is nice and the process of unwrapping the pap itself is sweet? “That is another man’s pap, a holy man’s pap, don’t tell me you have unwrapped that one too? “I’m not telling you anything. Just that, that ‘wrapped pap’ that just greeted me is something else.” Aremu almost collapsed. A woman in purdah? Someone else’s wife? Alabiiiii.

But that’s it, whether Alabi confessed or will confer his ‘wrapped pap sins’, it is obvious he enjoyed going after the forbidden fruit and living dangerously. That a woman has her body all covered, head to toe, with only her face showing is supposed to keep men at bay but does it? Not from all men. That she is not readily available makes her attractive to some men. Like Julius Caesar dared fate, a certain set of men believe they and danger are siblings. ‘Danger knows too well that I’m more dangerous than he, said Julius Caesar when he was warned to ‘Beware of the ides of March.’ Caesar paid with his life. Maybe he realized his foolhardiness as he took his dying breath but did men learn that danger can mean death, or at best permanent disability? No, the descendants of Caesar are still all over the place, tempting fate and unwrapping the pap, with daring abandon. Maybe the male hunter has a defence that can hold water some day but not yet. Or what do you figure is the explanation for men who sleep with their wives’ friends, impregnates their sisters-in-law or worse still procure abortion for their house helps and there are serial house girl-impregnating husbands, I think they are sick, very sick but they think it’s a game. The thought of playing a fast one on their wives probably get their adrenalin pumping. Or perhaps it’s the sneaking around, hiding in the guest room or kitchen to ‘do’ your maid while your wife fixes

her one hour make-up that excites a guy. It’s still sick and sickening as far as I’m concerned. Both the maid and her boss need urgent psychiatric attention but the man is sicker (sic). The maid as a wrapped pap is bad diet, bad pap which is why it usually ends in gastroenteritis. Sadly, the men who unwrap the maid-pap, when you hear them gist about it, think it’s some kind of sport. What about the men who ‘do’ married women? They have all kinds of reasons why they let the single, younger girls be and go after their mammas. “Married women are safe. You don’t want to flaunt them, they don’t want to flaunt you. You know, secret lovers kind of thing. You don’t want your wife to know and she doesn’t want her husband to know. Your secrets are safe unlike with a younger girl who is immature and always forgetting she’s a side chick. She wants you to take her to the movies and buy her expensive gifts. Where will a married woman take a car, if I buy her one? And all the hassles of “I missed my period” do not surface with their complications when your side show is married. She takes care of herself and well if I score an inadvertent goal, she has the right and power to convert it to an own goal. See, whichever way you look at it, it is a win-win for the guy.”

Kindly define selfish and devil-may-care and in one sentence show how this guy does not deserve a broken jaw or something worse for his illegal pap unwrapping? Men, you chase them out of the Garden of Eden a hundred times but you can’t take the aroma of the forbidden fruit out of their nostrils. They just like it if it’s prohibited maid, married or covered. Like Adam freely, easily accepted the forbidden fruit from eve, men are condemned to a life and appetite for what will get them in trouble, get them chased out of peace land into a city of toil and filling. Whether it’s from Mrs. Adam or Ms. Stephanie, Adam will always stretch out his hands for more forbidden fruits. I know you guys are itching to protest that, when the wrapped pap don’t protest the unwrapping, it’s unfair to blame the ‘unwrapper’ and declare the ‘unwrapped’ innocent. Well, you probably have a point but that is another topic that will have to wait till another day.

*********************************** FROM MY MAIL BOX

Your article on the above-stated subject was very interesting just as your previous articles. Actually, some churches are already doing things to stem the rate of failed marriages by 1.teaching that the single ones should pray and be convinced that they are marrying the will of God for them; 2.insisting that they go for both blood and fertility tests at government approved hospitals. For those who are sincere, there should not be any problem as they would have married according to the leading of God. The real problem is that many do not wait patiently to get the will of God before they go into marriage.

I have heard of people who had one deficiency or another including that of a woman whose womb had been removed still being surprised by God.

Yemi Ogunrinde

Hello Funky. For me your article is a must read every Sunday. I’m a Pastor. If I a case of marriage without “third leg” because Christian marriage has three triangular points, dowry, wedding & sex. If any point is missing it’s not Christian & will be dissolved.

– Bishop Silvanus O.

They can divorce, because during the service the officiating minister told both of them that if there is anything anyone of them is hiding, they should tell each other otherwise it is not God who joined them but man. So divinely they can be separated by the same pastor that was given power to join them.

Rev. Dr.Ayojesu Kosemani

It’s your usual unique way of making very serious issues appear funny. Indeed your versatility is cool with many Nigerians who are addicted to your lessons. You are amazingly a great teacher in our midst … keep the light on.

Chief Chris Iroegbu, Abuja

There is no one who will read your piece “MY BORN-AGAIN LOVER” and not get stock on what to hold on to on the issue. It is good to keep to spiritual directive of staying clean until married. For women who rustle their wombs and keep it away from their prospective husbands, they are culpable of unforgivable sin because they were not so created by God. But those men, with large and efficient or tiny but active rods of office, cannot help their situation since they were so created by God. Readers would have liked to know how Ariyike’s Pastor-father decided her case. Most parents these days advise their wards to carry out tests on their spouses to ensure all is well ahead of marriage. That looks safe, I figure.

Lai Ashadele. I seriously think the ‘don’t divorce code’ in the Holy Bible despite adultery will work on only marriages contracted in utmost good faith. Couples should lay it bare during courtship. Our God can never be a God of deceit.

Ogidan , GM ., Abuja

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Are you looking for a behavioral health center in Abuja? Look no further, Holistic Family Solutions is one of the best Psychiatric Hospital in Abuja. We offer Dual Dignosis Services, Smoking Cessation Services, Drug Rehabilitation, Outpatient Services, Residential Treatment, Sleep Disorder Treatment, and wellness program.

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Basics you need to know about mental disorder

A mental disorder is a condition that affects a person's thinking, feeling, mood, perception, and behaviour conditions. Mental disorders can be long lasting or occasionally. You working and personal relationship can be affected if you are suffering from mental illness. By doing meditation, exercise, and counselling you can get relief from a mental disorder. Behavioral health services in Abuja can help you with that.

Following are different types of mental disorders

·         Anxiety disorder: Anxiety disorder is a group of mental health disorders such as panic disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, separation anxiety disorder, and phobias. In this disorder, a person becomes panic and worry about activities or events. If anxiety is untreated that it will lead to impairment in a person's routine life.

·         Behaviour and emotional disorder: Most probably children are suffering from behaviour and emotional disorder. In this disorder, children can lose the ability to be happy, control their emotions and attention in school. There are types of behaviour and emotional disorder such as depression, bipolar disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, learning disorder, and so on. For the cure of this disorder, you can visit a Behavioral health center in Abuja.

 ·         Eating disorders: An eating disorder is psychological conditions having abnormal or disturbed eating habits. In this disorder, a person is obsessed with food. Genetics, brain biology, personality traits, and cultural ideals are some causes that lead to an eating disorder. If an eating disorder is kept untreated then it can cause serious health issues and leads to a person's death.

 ·         Personality disorder: Personality disorder is a mental illness in which a person has an inflexible and unhealthy pattern of thoughts, feeling, functioning, and behaving. In this disorder, a person thinks that their behaviour and thinking is natural and they blame others for any problems. Personality disorders can affect a person's relationships, work, and can lead to social isolation or bad habits such as alcohol or drug abuse. If the person has this disorder, then they suspects that the spouse or sexual partner is unfaithful, unable to pick up normal social cues, gave inappropriate emotional responses, and so on.

 ·         Post-traumatic stress disorder: Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental illness in which a person can feel fearful, shocked, or helpless after experiencing a traumatic event such as a natural disaster, a serious accident, rape, death of a close family member or friend, sexual violence, and so on. A person who is suffering from this disorder feel symptoms such as nightmares, intrusive thoughts, reminders of the trauma, sweating, nausea, and so on. Most probably in this type of disorder, symptoms are getting increase with age.

Following is a list of treatments for mental disorders

There are mainly two types of mental disorder treatment.

·         Somatic: In this treatment drugs, electroconvulsive therapy, transcranial magnetic stimulation, and vagus nerve stimulation are included. In this healing process, therapists work with a person's mind, body, spirit, and emotions. In traditional somatic psychotherapists believe that people are not able to convey their feelings by communication so therapists observe communication of the body. Because past trauma is affecting the nervous system of a person. So as a cure somatic psychotherapy can help a person to understand both the problems that are bodily sensations and helps them to release any tension the body is holding.

·         Psychotherapeutic: In this type of treatment, psychotherapy, behaviour therapy, and hypnotherapy are included. During this treatment, clients meet a psychiatrist, psychologist, or other mental health provider and talk about their mental health problems. With talking therapy, the therapist helps to cover a range of issues because the client understands their moods, feelings, thoughts, and behaviours.

We, The Oleaster are the Best psychiatric hospital in Abuja that provides a holistic treatment of mental health issues. We have licensed and empathetic staff having effective treatment strategies to help in your fast recovery. Our mission is to walk about our client's journey to understand their past problems, to build their better future by curing them. We are here to help you with mental illness. If you are interested to know more about us, then you can call us: (+234)0906 757 7287

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Stammer Foundation will be having it's first event for the year 2020 tagged: LEN - (Leadership. Empowerment. Network) _ Highlights of the event: 1) Personality Profiling, with the number one personality Coach in Nigeria. Discover why you act the way you do and the best profession for you. 2) Group speech therapy session with Speech Therapists and Mental Health Practitioners. •Find out why you speak the way you do. •Discover what you can do to speak confidently and fluently •Know if you qualify for advanced treatment(medication) _ Venue - Digital Law Library & Research Centre 1st Floor Machina Plaza (Opp Labnetworks) 2 Mambolo Close, Wuse Zone 2, Abuja, Nigeria. _ Date: 20th March, 2020(Friday) _ Time:10am _ Confirmed Speaker 1) Peterson Adeniyi (Personality and Purpose Expert - Founder Peterson School of Purpose) _ Confirmed Group Speech Therapy Panel 1) Babajide Odunfa Speech and Language Therapist - Founder Distinct Abilities Special Needs Services 2) Dr Sola Ephraim-Oluwanuga (Psychiatric Doctor at National Hospital Abuja) 3) Oluwaseun Jegede Counsellor/Mental Health Professional _ Objectives of this event 1) To provide speech therapy for people with speech impediment. 2) To provide a platform where attendees can discover their personalities (why they act the way they do) and the best career choice for them. _ Attendance is free- Register here bit.ly/len-sf _ For enquires call +2348101659515 _ LEN is an initiative of Stammer Foundation that empowers people with speech impediment to become leaders through leadership, empowerment, networking and speech therapy sessions. _ www.stammerfoundation.com _ Hashtag -- #ilennow https://www.instagram.com/p/B8zbfmMg5SS/?igshid=1dkaukm0pijy5

[kenzymirror]

Why men love wrapped pap

‘What did I do now?’ Alabi feigned innocence. ‘Do you not know that wrapped pap is nice and the process of unwrapping the pap itself is sweet? Funke Egbemode Before King Ahmed Ottoman went to war, he locked his beautiful wife, Queen Ottoman, in a private room and gave the key to his best friend, Mousa, telling him: if I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours. Ottoman got on his horse and went to war. Half an hour later, the king noticed a cloud of dust behind him. It was his friend, galloping fast towards him. “What’s wrong?” The king asked panting, out of breath, Mousa responded “You gave me the wrong key.” Mousa, Mousa, Mousa, how many times did I call you? I put it to you that you are an unfaithful, unfriendly friend who’d been eyeing and ogling my queen for years and you would have had me killed in battle if you could, so you could have your lecherous way with my wife. Yeah, that’s what I’d have said to Mousa if I were King Ottoman and then, wait for it, I’d have sliced off his head with my royal angry sword. Thank goodness, I wasn’t around in these days when kings had such, unfettered powers of life and death. The joke above is a joke, right? But can you see the reality lines in it? I can. Men, they like what’s out of reach. Maybe it’s the hunter in them. Maybe they are incorrigibly corrupt but look closely, you’d find that if a ripe fruit is already on the ground, a man will most likely find it unattractive compared to the one he has to climb the tree (even if it has thorns and dangerous ants on it) to get. The more dangerous the hunt, the better. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter. Check out the case of these men playing ‘ayo’ under a tree on a cool evening in the village. One of them, Alabi, smacks his lips after warmly greeting a woman in purdah. ‘Sacriledge, Alabi, you are smacking your lips at an ‘eleha’(a woman in purdah). Do you want to incur the wrath of God? Aremu asked. ‘What did I do now?’ Alabi feigned innocence. ‘Do you not know that wrapped pap is nice and the process of unwrapping the pap itself is sweet? “That is another man’s pap, a holy man’s pap, don’t tell me you have unwrapped that one too? “I’m not telling you anything. Just that, that ‘wrapped pap’ that just greeted me is something else.” Aremu almost collapsed. A woman in purdah? Someone else’s wife? Alabiiiii.

But that’s it, whether Alabi confessed or will confer his ‘wrapped pap sins’, it is obvious he enjoyed going after the forbidden fruit and living dangerously. That a woman has her body all covered, head to toe, with only her face showing is supposed to keep men at bay but does it? Not from all men. That she is not readily available makes her attractive to some men. Like Julius Caesar dared fate, a certain set of men believe they and danger are siblings. ‘Danger knows too well that I’m more dangerous than he, said Julius Caesar when he was warned to ‘Beware of the ides of March.’ Caesar paid with his life. Maybe he realized his foolhardiness as he took his dying breath but did men learn that danger can mean death, or at best permanent disability? No, the descendants of Caesar are still all over the place, tempting fate and unwrapping the pap, with daring abandon. Maybe the male hunter has a defence that can hold water some day but not yet. Or what do you figure is the explanation for men who sleep with their wives’ friends, impregnates their sisters-in-law or worse still procure abortion for their house helps and there are serial house girl-impregnating husbands, I think they are sick, very sick but they think it’s a game. The thought of playing a fast one on their wives probably get their adrenalin pumping. Or perhaps it’s the sneaking around, hiding in the guest room or kitchen to ‘do’ your maid while your wife fixes

her one hour make-up that excites a guy. It’s still sick and sickening as far as I’m concerned. Both the maid and her boss need urgent psychiatric attention but the man is sicker (sic). The maid as a wrapped pap is bad diet, bad pap which is why it usually ends in gastroenteritis. Sadly, the men who unwrap the maid-pap, when you hear them gist about it, think it’s some kind of sport. What about the men who ‘do’ married women? They have all kinds of reasons why they let the single, younger girls be and go after their mammas. “Married women are safe. You don’t want to flaunt them, they don’t want to flaunt you. You know, secret lovers kind of thing. You don’t want your wife to know and she doesn’t want her husband to know. Your secrets are safe unlike with a younger girl who is immature and always forgetting she’s a side chick. She wants you to take her to the movies and buy her expensive gifts. Where will a married woman take a car, if I buy her one? And all the hassles of “I missed my period” do not surface with their complications when your side show is married. She takes care of herself and well if I score an inadvertent goal, she has the right and power to convert it to an own goal. See, whichever way you look at it, it is a win-win for the guy.”

Kindly define selfish and devil-may-care and in one sentence show how this guy does not deserve a broken jaw or something worse for his illegal pap unwrapping? Men, you chase them out of the Garden of Eden a hundred times but you can’t take the aroma of the forbidden fruit out of their nostrils. They just like it if it’s prohibited maid, married or covered. Like Adam freely, easily accepted the forbidden fruit from eve, men are condemned to a life and appetite for what will get them in trouble, get them chased out of peace land into a city of toil and filling. Whether it’s from Mrs. Adam or Ms. Stephanie, Adam will always stretch out his hands for more forbidden fruits. I know you guys are itching to protest that, when the wrapped pap don’t protest the unwrapping, it’s unfair to blame the ‘unwrapper’ and declare the ‘unwrapped’ innocent. Well, you probably have a point but that is another topic that will have to wait till another day.

*********************************** FROM MY MAIL BOX

Your article on the above-stated subject was very interesting just as your previous articles. Actually, some churches are already doing things to stem the rate of failed marriages by 1.teaching that the single ones should pray and be convinced that they are marrying the will of God for them; 2.insisting that they go for both blood and fertility tests at government approved hospitals. For those who are sincere, there should not be any problem as they would have married according to the leading of God. The real problem is that many do not wait patiently to get the will of God before they go into marriage.

I have heard of people who had one deficiency or another including that of a woman whose womb had been removed still being surprised by God.

Yemi Ogunrinde

Hello Funky. For me your article is a must read every Sunday. I’m a Pastor. If I a case of marriage without “third leg” because Christian marriage has three triangular points, dowry, wedding & sex. If any point is missing it’s not Christian & will be dissolved.

– Bishop Silvanus O.

They can divorce, because during the service the officiating minister told both of them that if there is anything anyone of them is hiding, they should tell each other otherwise it is not God who joined them but man. So divinely they can be separated by the same pastor that was given power to join them.

Rev. Dr.Ayojesu Kosemani

It’s your usual unique way of making very serious issues appear funny. Indeed your versatility is cool with many Nigerians who are addicted to your lessons. You are amazingly a great teacher in our midst … keep the light on.

Chief Chris Iroegbu, Abuja

There is no one who will read your piece “MY BORN-AGAIN LOVER” and not get stock on what to hold on to on the issue. It is good to keep to spiritual directive of staying clean until married. For women who rustle their wombs and keep it away from their prospective husbands, they are culpable of unforgivable sin because they were not so created by God. But those men, with large and efficient or tiny but active rods of office, cannot help their situation since they were so created by God. Readers would have liked to know how Ariyike’s Pastor-father decided her case. Most parents these days advise their wards to carry out tests on their spouses to ensure all is well ahead of marriage. That looks safe, I figure.

Lai Ashadele. I seriously think the ‘don’t divorce code’ in the Holy Bible despite adultery will work on only marriages contracted in utmost good faith. Couples should lay it bare during courtship. Our God can never be a God of deceit.

Ogidan , GM ., Abuja

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