#best microwaves

[karvviie]

if i had a nickel for every time i drew grif and locus with a pomegranate i’d have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Me 2 years ago: i love the bonds the demigods share with each other & some with Radagon/Godfrey/Rennala, but it’s kinda sad no one seems to be particularly insane about Marika :(

Fromsoft pre-heating Messmer in the oven: hey-

this image has changed the trajectory of my life

like, it might not be apparent before but i've never been normal about Marika for one bit... so a demigod with a whole ass giant statue of her cradling a baby in his boss room (also, that's the most LOVING depiction of Marika so far in the entire game) + the first one to outright calling her Mother ?? M A N

also all the “unwanted child” thing is pure fan speculation so far. no one in canon is saying he's unwanted. yes he carries all the symbols that are against the Erdtree but have you considered ...... they are trophies ....... of all the forces he had slayed to protect his Mother ...... how about that .........

EDIT to add that the throne he’s sitting on in the poster is actually also in the boss room, it’s just tiny af against the gigantic Marika statue behind it.

What’s his deal that is so insane … just a lil guy chilling in front of a colossal statue of his mom cradling baby him

[hyp3rf1xat10ns]

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold But Knowing Lilia-

Lilia Vanrouge x Reader <3

TW: None! Tooth rotting fluff! :)

Ever since you were a kid you loved climbing trees. You would climb in them to read, to play but most importantly, you would use them to your advantage when it came to pranking others. Back in your world you were considered royalty among pranksters and class clowns alike...when you were like five. However...you had to give it up in favor of growing up as well as moving to an area with little to no trees. It saddened you to no longer be able to play pranks the way you used to. or so you thought. Until a certain Bat like Fae reignited the flame.

The morning you got back from the whole Scarabia debacle...You were exhausted. But the fact that you had a feast to look forward to was nice. Yet you'll never forget that little Fae, who looked no more then a boy, even though he had informed you of how old he was, swooped down

"Ah! You're back!"

You couldn't remember the last time you had been so scared from a harmless little prank. But...something about the boyish glee in his eyes as he saw you stumble backwards into the snow...it reminded you of how you felt when you would prank others when you were five. You brushed it off but...little did you know how close you'd become to the Fae.

A few weeks later, you decided there would be no more watching from the sidelines with pranks. You were gonna get back in the game. Whether it killed you. And who better to start with then the man who reminded you of your love of pranking. You had invited him over to Ramshackle of the guise that Malleus had dropped something one night during your constitutionals around the Ramshackle garden. Lilia responded that he would come to get it. You took that as your cue. You rush outside to the giant tree in the front of Ramshackle and when you hear footsteps, you swing down

"BOO!"

.... No one was there?....

"You'll have to try harder then that to get me Little one, Kehehe~"

Lilia had somehow made his way into the tree branch above you and swung down his face falling just eye level with yours. You screamed slightly and almost fell out of the tree, if you hadn't caught yourself in time. You safely hopped down from the tree, a slight disappointed look on your face. How rusty were you?? Lilia chuckled at you from the tree slowly floating down but not fully landing in order to be eye level with you.

"Well Well! I didn't know you had it in you to be a prankster! I would say you seem like a...noob....as you youngins call it but I see more potential then just cheap pranks. How about I take you under my wing and teach you some of my best pranks? Kehehe!~"

Lilia offering to teach you all his best pranks? You couldn't pass up the opportunity! You beamed with excitement as you nodded. Lilia chuckled at your enthusiasm. Yes he had gotten the better of you in the end, however, it wasn't too much of a big deal. Yes your revenge prank failed but...you made a friend. And maybe...that would blossom into more. But you would just have to wait and see. For now, you were just happy to have made another friend.

[swedenis-h]

I’m waiting for that final moment you’ll say the words I cant say.

[tessasbrainrotbin]

i’ve had crowley and muriel as a duo for like 3 minutes but i like to think after s2s ending crowley felt like he should probably make sure muriel isn’t left to figure out earth alone, only to end up getting attached to them very quickly.

it doesn’t help that they remind him so much of aziraphale ☹️☹️☹️

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

Roger playing with dry leaves brings me so much joy (x)

[effen-draws]

Various dhmis doodles I've made over the last few weeks! Because unfortunately for everyone else in my life I'm becoming increasingly obsessed with this silly show!

[ketc7]

brainworms in my head so have some quick morriana

[catharusustulatus]

Unbelievably uncoordinated (besides playing soccer and running for her life) Robin was actually great at skipping rocks. Even better at finding the best ones to skip. She knew just how to spot and hold the good stones, where to place them in her palm. How to flick her wrist, how to be fast.

She started inviting Steve to her favorite side of the lake after they’d settled they were more than workplace/survived-torture-and-monsters-together friends, late August heat plastering her bangs and painting Steve pink. He always seemed to glow in the sun, the same sparkle she knew drew everyone to him in school.

Steve was still recovering from Starcourt - they both were - and his chest would tighten up after bending down, still bruised and sore, so he would mostly drive them there and soak it all in; her chatter as she searched for the right rock, jokes about Mrs. Click and Tammy, her nightmares about the guards and the laser beam and the dripping flesh beast they’d barely escaped. He chimed in from time to time, adding how Tammy’s cousin Maryanne was a bad kisser, told her about the time Mrs. Davis wouldn’t let him into class when he was late, late because Tommy and Carol had had a fight and almost burned his house down the night before. But he mostly listened, striped shirt riding up his mole-covered belly, and smiled at her as she skipped stones hour after hour.

Arm tired, they’d get milkshakes and he’d drop her off. Waving goodbye to Steve, she always thought the same things: that she was lucky to be alive. That it felt good to ripple some surface of this godforsaken place, especially with a friend. That she really did know how to pick ‘em.

[pizzarink]

Theo can you cook like at all?

[collard-dutchie]

They float :))

I can’t wait to see what adventures they will go on this season 😌

[animalcrossingshowdown]

AND THE WORST K.K. SONG IS

?¿? PONDERING ?¿?

Pondering 46.8% / Mr. K.K. 53.2%

I honestly only saw one, maybe two people actively hating on Pondering, but saw a good number of people (including myself) saying they liked it. It seems even K.K.'s worst songs aren't even that bad.

[stealingpotatoes]

I really appreciate how much you love and appreciate Cal. So many people get his personality all wrong but I think your cal is great!

you don't get to being the no.2 blog on the cal kestis tag without being one of the most cal understanders ever 😎

[piggiebonez]

what if he did that. huh

Z*ADRS DNI. GET SYPHILIS

what do you think about that. would she listen to gg allin

[aleespace]

Supercell thank you for letting me rotate my favs

Brawl stars menu is what I imagine when I say "rotating them in my mind" btw

[spaciebabie]

would smash leshy