#besTIES... wake up sheeple

[coquirii]

for @cloversdreams <3 <3 <3

[rhaegars-cervix]

i got:

- book canon parallel secret marriage pact + (not) bastard lovechild

- greenseer alys that maybe saw something about aemond maybe always knew they were meant to be together or maybe she just vaguely knows of him through visions but she was never prepared for what it’s like when it actually happens

- aemond love vs. duty conflict

- the power dynamics of a prince heir to the throne + a woman with less power than him who has him “bewitched” despite that

- aemond also knowing when he’s going to die and going to battle anyway, abandoning alys and their child (what if he locks alys on one of harrenhall’s towers…)

- corroborates the theory that rhaegar’s bestie the ghost of harrenhall is an alysmond descendant. Everything’s connected

- alys is an anagram for LYA S wake up sheeple

- aemond is a bit of a lesbian.

- just look at that picture!! it’s them!!

i’m having visions of s3 alysmond channeling 2024 asoiaf calendar rhaelya… do you see it

[atomheartz]

'why didn't they make simon a love interest for markus it was so easy!!!!!'

because david cage is homophobic. he literally said they don't make games for f*ggots. those tracis? just for show. besides, it's easier for a straight male to write two female sex androids together for a brief moment than planning out an elaborate storyline for two male androids that carries over multiple chapters.

[tolerateit]

but like it's not just the beach towel??? a lot of other eras have beach towels too but speak now has the weirdest stuff. the S PE A K N O W paddle ball set is called "just a summer thing" (anachronism much miss taylor???), then a bandana (the fuck??), the only piece of apparel being a muscle tee (which 1. sucks 2. is a crime against the speak now aesthetic of GIRLY AND PRINCESSY), the baseball cap???

wake up sheeple speak now tv is coming next summer

go off bestie

[invader-paws]

SO TRUE BESTIE. Literally people just HATE when u eat with yr hands..like..ok? Im not a pig cause I do that leave me alone

ikr and its so weird bc everybody just Knows what food ur supposed 2 eat with ur fingers and which ur not.. like Wake up sheeple there are no rules lol

same w like Eating breakfast foods in morning or Dinner foods in evening. those r Not laws