#bertud

[s0re-loser]

Made a wildly poor financial choice 2day lads

[sexpodcast]

Te ate sis mars kumare madam bertud madam auring press 1 if miss moko

0 chz

[maixmaixmaix]

FEBRUARY 2018

Pinanuod ko na naman ‘to. HAHAHAHA. Shuta. Ito talaga yung pinakawalwal kong video diary no? HAHAHAHA. Dami palang pinagdadaanan nung mga panahon na ‘to, lahat kami actually. 

Para sa lahat ng mga feelings na hindi nasuklian, mga pag-’hold back’ na iba-iba pala ang definition sa bawat tao, mga feelings na hindi pinanindigan, mga resume na pinasa sa halos lahat na ng companies, mga feelings na hindi nasimulan, mga kaibigang nangibang-bansa na, mga feelings na pinalaya na lang, mga feelings na hindi masabi agad, yung paghiga sa gutter ng BGC, pagsalubong sa kaarawan at reunion ng mga kaibigan at yung mesang sumalo sa lahat ng galit namin.

Akalain mo nga naman talaga ano. Haha. Nalagpasan din naman natin lahat. Hihihi. Sabi nga sa kanta ng Urbandub, ‘Time has a way of healing’. 

Iinom na lang natin lahat. HAHAHA. Charot. Tama nga yung article na tungkol sa pag-iinuman na hindi naman talaga tayo nag-eenjoy sa pagwalwal, kundi sa mga kawalwal mo. HAHAHA. Yung mga kudaan, yung chismisan, yung mga feelings na sa walwalan mo lang maiilalabas.

Miss ko na kayo. Kinginan. Sana mapagod na yung veerus sa pagkalat. 

[boomteea]

今年7/29日赫德文生日的时候画的，传一下这边

Happy Birthday to my dearest Hedwyn❤

（我喜欢赫德文所以只是私心画的请不要告诉我他原作有恋人我知道）

[metalichotchoco]

Do yourself a favor and watch violent night (if you are of age and don’t mind lots and lots of blood) it’s such a fun Christmas romp with the right level of cheese, a tight thriller plot and bertude

Anyways Trudy is a muffin and I love her very much, I tried to make the walky talky look like a bunny

Santa rules in this movie, love a Santa fed up with capitalism and the increasing soullessness of the holiday but also one that really does care at the end of the day

[philippine-esoteric-wisdom]

Kabal at Kunat (Pangobol)

[gunnervjbc101]

25 hechos sorprendentes sobre aire acondicionado para reparar

Para ello se necesita apoyo de emergencia, ya que los fallos del sistema de GVAC requieren reparaciones urgentes, especialmente durante el verano. Los fabricantes e inspectores deben velar por que la mayoría de los aspectos secundarios del mantenimiento del aire acondicionado en Xiangzheng sean prudentes. Independientemente de que se hayan instalado reparaciones o aparatos de aire acondicionado, estamos aplicando el mismo nivel de dedicación y mantenimiento, independientemente del volumen de trabajo. Nuestros profesionales calificados se dedican a mantener la comodidad y la seguridad de su familia durante todo el año. Si está buscando una empresa que ofrezca servicios accesibles de reparación e instalación de pantallas en Gainesville, Florida, confíe en los expertos Aarons Aluminum y Screen Repair. Con frecuencia, el costo de la reparación de la planta es mucho más bajo que el de la sustitución del sistema. Holt City People 's Air Conditioning Equipment Services, Inc, fundado en mayo de 2012 con una financiación registrada de 10 millones de dólares, con calificaciones de clase II con un certificado de viabilidad comercial para el mantenimiento y la instalación de refrigeradores y acondicionadores de aire. ¿ Qué es más importante que el aire puro para mantener la salud?. ¿Estás buscando un servicio de coches seguro en Dundenong, Noble Park y Mulgrave?. Los técnicos del Servicio Mecánico Armstrong están bien entrenados para los trabajos de reparación y reparación. Tenemos una operación local completa de reparación y reparación del camión Arkansas " , ". za). La disponibilidad y el mantenimiento son las principales características de nuestra reparación profesional del equipo en Bradford. Ofrecimos este servicio para que la gente sepa de antemano que tal vez necesiten reparaciones o reemplazos y puedan planificarlo de antemano. com-usuario y avísenos para el mantenimiento de su vehículo. La calefacción y el aire acondicionado siguen disponibles para las reparaciones de emergencia que se llevan a cabo las 24 horas del día en Loveland, Greely, Bertude, Eri, Johnstown y Windsor, CO. Examen gratuito de los objetos y las cotizaciones. HVAC es una industria en rápida evolución y en constante evolución con nuevos códigos, reglamentos y equipos energéticos. Trabajamos con automóviles comerciales, camiones y autobuses, ofreciendo reparaciones asequibles de vehículos en toda la región de Kalundra. El sistema Salt City Air Conditioning en línea se centra en la prestación de servicios reparación de aires acondicionados inverter de aire acondicionado, como la reparación de sistemas de aire acondicionado en Salt City, la transferencia de sistemas de aire acondicionado a Salt City, el suministro de fluidos de aire acondicionado en Salt City, el concepto de servicios: servicios humanos y servicios de aire acondicionado para los habitantes de Salt City. El costo de la reparación del aire acondicionado de Goodman va de 450 a 1000 dólares. El equipo local de aire acondicionado le da la bienvenida: desarrollo empresarial, nuevos tiempos en el Año Nuevo, mejores días, mejores días, mejores días todos los días. Este lugar ofrece un remolcado gratuito con reparaciones importantes de transmisión o reparación de motores por un valor superior a 1000 dólares, a una distancia de 10 millas, con exclusión de los vehículos pesados.

[upinternet]

The Artists for Digital Rights Network (A4DRN) announces participants for Artists for inaugural Artists for Digital Rights Program

The Artists for Digital Rights Network (A4DRN) is hosting the Artists for Digital Rights Program 2021, a program that invites artists from the Philippines and Indonesia to undergo workshops on disinformation and produce an output that surfaces the complexities of disinformation in their local contexts.

Selected by a jury composed of advocacy workers from the Philippines and Indonesia, the following artists working across different disciplines such as video, photography, performance, creative writing, computer science, and architecture, will be presenting their work in an artistic publication and roundtable discussion to launch at the end of July. The program was made possible after receiving seed-funding from Doublethink Lab (DTL) and Innovation for Change-East Asia (IC4-EA).

Sofia Tantono (Indonesia)

Sofia Tantono is a writer whose works have been published in Anak Sastra, Yuwana Zine (Issues 2 and 3) and Klandestin. Besides literature, her interests span politics and various humanities disciplines from sociology to theology. When not writing, she can be found reading, browsing the internet and keeping herself updated on the news. She can be found on Instagram @sofias.writing and her blog https://sofiatantono.wordpress.com/. For her project, Sofia Tantono will be presenting a short story titled "Our Favourite Liar", which will explore disinformation as a socio-cultural phenomenon in Indonesia through three epochs in the country's landscape: Suharto's New Order, the year before the 2017 Jakarta gubernatorial election and the COVID-19 pandemic. She aims to illustrate how disinformation that benefits powerful groups often festers in an Indonesian civil society distrustful of the government when said disinformation comes from sources purportedly not of large institutions.

Gabriel Brioso (Philippines)

Gabriel Brioso is an interaction designer, visual artist and architect based in Metro Manila, Philippines. He graduated Cum Laude in De La Salle - College of St. Benilde's (DLS-CSB) BS-Architecture program in 2017. His work operates on the central theme of exploring the intersections of art, architecture, craft, and design. He has been involved in several noteworthy exhibitions during the past years including The Oxymoron of Patterns in the Cultural Center of the Philippines (2015), The 16th Venice Architecture Biennale (2018), and the Authenticity Zero Collective in the Gateway Gallery in Cubao (2019). He has collaborated with DLS-CSB's Center for Campus Art (CCA) on several exhibitions including The Oxymoron of Patterns (2016), Architecture=Durable (2016), and Naichayu (2017). Gabriel Brioso’s project is a digital AR object: “The Disinformation Interface” which aims to probe the allure of the social media experience in parallel with the underlying withdrawn disinformation structures that operate within it.

Marian Hukom (Philippines)

Marian Hukom is a Manila-based visual artist. A graphic designer by profession and illustrator by craft, she loves making and publishing her own comics. Her books usually range from neon autobiographies, fantasy, slice of life, and also advocacy driven content. Once an avid gig and convention goer, Marian is now a homebody doodling the night away. As a virgo workaholic, she keeps busy with her organizations, multiple hobbies, and ongoing books. Marian Hukom will be working on an autobiographical comic "Screen time", depicting her own experience with disinformation. With screens flowing as vertical narrative panels, it aims to show a POV of this experience and it's journey.

Kiki Febriyanti (Indonesia)

Kiki Febriyanti is an artist and filmmaker based in Jakarta, Indonesia. Kiki holds a Bachelor’s degree majoring in Indonesian Literature, she also completed John Darling Fellowship 2015 “Visual anthropology” at the Australian National University, Canberra, Australia and had held artist residency at the International Center of Graphic Arts MGLC in Ljubljana, Slovenia in 2019. Recently her video work took part in the Every Woman Biennial London 2021 exhibition. Her works are focusing on the topics of gender, human rights, and culture. Kiki will be working on her project "Click Bite" which explores the instant consumption habits of people on the internet that cause cyber-bullying.

Waki Salvador (Philippines)

Waki creates experimental work through the different mediums he chances upon - digital, traditional, film, music, and code. He blends these together to create noisy and brash art. Currently, he is focusing on creating net-based installations that explore disruptive aesthetics and themes. Visit him on social media @urlcompost. Waki is working on his project "Constructed Misdirection", a website that visualizes the descent into the rabbit hole of links being clicked due to disinformation.

Adrian Mulya (Indonesia)

Adrian Mulya is an independent photographer based in Jakarta. A self-taught photographer who explores humanity through pictures. He published Winners of Life (2016), a photobook of Indonesia women who survived the 1965 genocide. He also worked on a collective memory project about his Chinese Indonesian identity So Far, So Close. Adrian Mulya will work on a project called “Serabutan”, exploring the work conditions of people in the gig economy era. The project starts with exploring how the media is glorifying the merger of 2 tech companies Gojek and Tokopedia, contrasting it with the lived experiences of the drivers

Mariah Reodica (Philippines)

Mariah Reodica is a filmmaker, writer, media archivist, and musician based in Manila, Philippines. Her background as a musician���not formally trained, but ouido,–reflects in her practices of filmmaking and writing. She was awarded the Purita Kalaw-Ledesma Prize for Art Criticism at the 2019 Ateneo Art Awards, and currently maintains the column Platforms in The Philippine Star’s Arts and Culture section. She has been an artist-in-residence at Asia Culture Center, Gwangju (2018); Load na Dito Projects (2020); WSK (2019); and Larga Artist Residency, Silay City (2019). Reodica is affiliated with the COCONET Digital Rights Network and Imagine a Feminist Internet-SEA. Her band The Buildings recently released their second album on Japan-based label Call and Response Records. Mariah Reodica will be working on a written artistic response to the transmission of ideas and conversations via online spaces, taking the internet as more than an abstract appendage to reality, but a public space in itself.

Alfred Marasigan (Philippines)

Heavily inspired by emotional geography, slow television, and magic realism, Alfred Marasigan conducts serendipitous research and transmedial practices in real time. Guided by time as storage, the moment as artwork, and self-evidence as knowledge, he orchestrates live collaborative ensembles of audiences, histories, actions, materialities, agents, and phenomena ultimately as ongoing efforts to create spaces for various makeshift, convoluted, and anachronistic Filipino queer narratives, among them his own. Marasigan graduated in 2019 with an MA in Contemporary Art from UiT Arctic University of Norway's Kunstakademiet i Tromsø and is a Norwegian Council of the Arts Grantee for Newly Graduated Artists. Currently based in Manila, he is now a faculty member of Ateneo de Manila University’s Fine Arts Department for 6 years. Alfred will work on his project, The B.A.O.A.N.G Directory. The B.A.O.A.N.G (Bertud, Agimat, Orasyon, Albularyo, Nyoroscope, at Gayuma) Directory is a live, developing database of pages dedicated to alternative medicine, folk belief, and contemporary spirituality in the Philippines. Drawing from the garlic (bawang in Tagalog and bawang putih in Indonesian) as method, it ultimately seeks to remap the potential roots of cultural resistance to standard counter-disinformation strategies and present time-tested yet left-field approaches to online truth-seeking epistemologies.

Christina Lopez (Philippines)

Christina Lopez is a 25 year old visual artist based in Manila. Her contemporary art practice ranges from the traditional sense of image production to methods more involvedwith new media. She is interested in the capacity of art to present alternative possibilities; to theorise, to test certain boundaries that are currently in place. There is specific intent to explore power, including its relations, structure, and implications. Recently, she has been producing work that utilizes paranoia as a tool for divination, one that navigates through the obfuscation omnipresent in the production and dissemination of new technologies. The forms she chooses to represent these concepts often involve digital-physical fusion, reflecting that the virtual is inseparable from material realities. By grasping at what is seen and unseen progress is viewed as something that is neither good nor evil, and arguments are presented with commitment to what the future could be. Her work can be found inside and outside of privatised spaces and institutions. She has exhibited in Hong Kong,UK, and the Philippines. She shares her ongoing project: “I will be working on a new iteration of my previous work titled “Portraits (Proxies)”, with a renewed focus on the delineation between humans, trolls, and automata. I am particularly interested in how one can decide and establish what is real from that which is not real in terms of identity and being, and whether or not this delineation should exist in the first place. The work will still make use of StyleGAN generated portraiture, and alongside I will work with a text generation GAN to create ‘profiles’.”

Mirjam Dalire (Philippines)

Mirjam Dalire is a multidisciplinary artist based in Negros Oriental, Philippines. She works with photography, internet-based installation, video, sound, and painting. Mirjam often uses virtual spaces as a staging point for confrontations with her immediate environment, employing satire and humor in her process. Mirjam Dalire will be working on her work, “Death of NoSTrAdAmUs_420” which she will be revisiting “The End by NoSTrAdAmUs_420” a video work on conspiracy theories that she made in 2019. In this new project she will be exploring developing local online hoaxes, two years after The End was released.

*UP Internet Freedom Network President Mac Andre Arboleda is the Project Lead of the Artists for Digital Rights Network

[maixmaixmaix]

Okay. So nanunuod ako ng mga pinag-uupload ko sa Youtube, tapos nakita ko ‘to. Uploaded 5 years ago gawa sa cellphone dati ni One na HTC, tapos meron dung app na icocompile yung mga videos mo kaya naging ganito siya. HAHA! Ewan ko ba. Kinangina. Ang sarap panuorin ng mga memories no. Mga shuta kasi ‘tong mga ‘to eh. HAHAHA! 

Nagkakila-kilala kami sa trabaho, unang work ko ‘to eh dahil dun lang naman din ako nag-apply. HAHA. Mga ilang weeks na silang magkakasama sa training tapos bigla lang akong pumasok sa eksena. So parang since may samahan na sila, syempre medj nahiya hiya pa ko sakanila sumama sama. Pero shy type naman kasi talaga ako. HAHAHA. 

Hanggang sa naging magtrotropa na. Naalala ko dati,puro knock knock jokes lang kami kapag walang ginagawa nun sa traning. Dun mo malalaman kung sino mga corny magjoke eh. Kung sinong malakas tumawa, kung sinong nanghahampas kapag sobra sobra na yung tawa. HAHAHA. 

Hanggang sa naglevel-up na yung tropahan, naging bastos na yung mga usapan. HAHAHA! Nagkayayaan mag-inuman. Actually, hindi naman talaga ako nainom dati ng beer beer na yan kasi hindi ko bet yung lasa. Dati, nakaunli iced tea or milk tea lang ako tapos sila nagbeebeer. HAHAHA. Tapos pinatikim nila sakin yung SanMig Apple, eh masarap naman pala sis. So ayun. Natuto na ko. HAHAHAHA.

Ang dami na naming mga pinag-usapan. Tungkol sa pulitika, pag-ibig saka buhay. Halos lahat na natackle namin. HAHA. May mga pro-Marcos, may mga anti-Marcos. As in minsan, may nagleleft na sa group chat namin kasi hindi na kinakaya ang mga arguments. HAHAHAHA! Pero dun yata kami naging mas matibay kahit nag-aaway away kami madalas. 

Wala lang. Ang sarap lang balikan ng mga ganung alaala. HAHA. Tangina kasi ngayon eh, ang hirap na natin mabuo sa isang lugar. May mga nag-asawa na, may mga bagong jowa, may mga wala pa ring jowa. HAHAHA. Pero tangina niyo pa rin talaga lahat. Wala pa ring nagbago, tumaba lang tayo. AHAHAHA.

Pero grabe, sobrang dami kong natutunan. HAHA! Alam mo yung mga panahong broken ka tapos nandiyan lang sila kapag kailangan mo ng kausap saka kainuman, lalo na sa inuman na part. HAHAHA! Ewan ko. Mas masaya kasi kapag nalalasing tayo eh no. Gusto ko sanang hanapin pa yung mga lumang videos eh, hahahahaha. Kasi nasa utak ko lang lahat ng ganap, tawang tawa na ako. 

Anyway, masyado na tong mahaba. Wala lang. Appreciation post lang sa mga shutanginang dating katrabaho mo lang, pero ngayon ayaw mo nang mawala sa buhay mo. Awwwwww. Grouuuuupppphugggg!

Hanggang sa susunod ulit na pagrereminisce at pagsesenti. HAHAHA.

PADAYON!!!

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[snakebunker]

bertude! a snake, with additional snakes on top! big one!

[xelesteganda]

Ang shoray ng smile ni "Madam Bertud" oh. 🤣😂🤣😂 ibaAaaH (at Reserve Ortigas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDRUewAnoQBqCscD1EY2QLSw9WvO2wAy-BrwN80/?igshid=1dexm10fzjqsq

[auckie]

You’ve got me in the mood to play Pyre! Who’s you’re favorite to play during the rites and who did you keep in the downside?

I usually pick pamitha and jodi or volfred once I’m able to, they’re good defense and offense/support. Jodi for the pyre, obviously, and volfred for securing the orb first thing. Pamitha is my second whenever my front man gets banished, and that’s usually gilman! Once I get his scribe talisman from Sandra he’s fast as shit, and usually spend time trying to up the quickness with studying the book during vocations or picking his interaction options (just cause I like him best). His jump clears not only aura blasts but it can cover a lot of ground too, so even if it’s against like three demons in the scribe trials it’s super useful. I can’t throw worth shit tho and I always forget to salute so I can’t say much about the enlightenment upgrades you get which utilize those, and usually when I’m playing him I get it in the other teams pyre so fast that anti banishment ones don’t matter to me. When Pam and jodi refuse to play together tho I’ll go with gae, and honestly I really like playing bertude as well. My least favourite to play is probably hedwyn or tizo or Rukey just bc I feel like most of the other characters are them but better.

The first play through I sent hedwyn away first since he was the most enlightened but least fun to play character. I sorta felt bad bc it made him think he was deserting everyone. Then I sent jodi for the same reason, and then gilman bc at that point no one else was enlightened enough! I knew I was going to keep gae down bc I thot I was doing her a favour, I wanted to send volfred up instead of myself or oralech to make his plan work, I sent rukey up bc he basically told me to, and pamitha bc I felt bad about keeping her sister down. I accidentally let iggy go but I didn’t feel bad about it! I kept almer and dalbert together, and it worked out for gae! I feel bad about separating volfred and bertude but she didn’t seem to want to go up, and ofc tizo was never exiled!

The second time around I kept everyone in exile, which sucked but at least they stayed together. Most of the opponent teams had pretty meh end stories save oralech. For true night wing mode I’m going to send pamitha and her sister back, almer and gay, bertrude and gilman, and rukey back I think. I THINK. I wanna save either volfred or gilman for last but I also wanna let oralech out bc...first play through scarred me! I try and save my faves for last so they can keep interacting with each other and me; there’s always new dialogue options I haven’t seen! Hbu?

[blankjamiedawg]

Bakit Pababa ang Tulo ng Ating mga Luha (at Iba pang Kasalanan ng Physics sa Tao)

          Sabi ng teacher ko nung highschool, “Energy cannot be created or destroyed. It can only change from one form to another”. Maluha luha ako nung nalaman ko yan. Napatunayan na naman kasi ang sinabi ni Shawn Jakwesh Monsenior Revillame the Greatest na “Thy only thing thou-st constant in thine w’rld: ye change.” Lahat nagbabago, ikaw, ako, sya, tayo. Pero joke lang ang tayo kasi WALA NAMAN NUN. Kaya yun nga, hindi na ako nagtaka kung bakit bigla ka na lang nagbago sa akin. Potential energy ka kasi, potential jowa, kaso walang effort sakin, nadali tuloy tayo ng Inertia, walang ganap. Buti na lang, may force na nagpagalaw sayo, sa ibang tao nga lang. So ako until now, nasa state of Inertia pa rin. Ikaw naman, continuous ang galaw mo sa panlalandi sa iba. Daig mo pa ang pendulum sa mga damoves mo ngayon. Wais diba? Dahil sa dami ng realization ko noon, sinisi ko na lang ang Physics sa lahat ng aking problema.

           Isa siguro sa pinaka sikat na paradox sa mundo ng Quantum Physics (tunog pa lang ng subject, nakakatalino na diba?) ay ang tungkol sa pusa ni pareng Schrödinger. Kung bakit pusa ang napagtripan nya sa problema nya ay di ko rin alam at wala akong pakealam. Sa di nakakaalam kung ano ito, ieexplain ko dahil sanay naman akong mag adjust.         

           Noong unang panahon kasi, dinedesign pa lang ang spaceship papunta sa buwan, may pinaniniwalaan na ang mga ninuno natin na ang atoms ay maaaring confused pa. Meaning, maaari syang magproduce ng kahit anong outcome hanggat di pa sya naoobserbahan. Sa madaling salita, walang reaction/ ang bagay bagay hangga’t di pa ito nakikita. (Kaya siguro wala rin syang reaction sakin, ang hirap ng LDR, CHAROT!) Dahil may pagka pilosopo si pareng Schrödinger, naisip nya ang katanungan na nagpayanig sa Animal kingdom. “Paano kung meron akong bertud sa isang kwarto na maaaring makapatay any moment once na mabasag ang lagayan nito through the help of a pamalo na nakapatong sa isang atom na confused (so kung di natin maoobserve yung atom, parang posible na nangyayari na ang dalawang posibilities na gumalaw ang atom para mabasag ang lalagyan ng bertud or hindi) at may pusa tayo para matokhang kung makalaya man ang bertud?. Ang point ni pare, Hanggat di ba natin tinitingnan ang kwarto, buhay at patay ang pusa at the same time kasi di pa natin nakikita kung ano ang decision ng kagalang galang nating atom? So yung observation ang triggering reaction sa pagkamatay o pagkabuhay ng pusa? kabog!

          Ano ang point ko? Di mo na kelangan magobserve para lang malaman ang mangyayari, kasi in the first place, gagalaw sya kung gusto nya, hindi kung hindi. Kayo kung kayo talaga. Wala kang kasalanan kung pinili nyang gumalaw para sa iba. It is not because you are not enough or anything, pero dahil choice nya yun. Kahit naman tingnan at kausapin mo sya, matagal na syang may napili, at hindi ikaw yun. Kaya move on ka na self. Wag ka nang iiyak. Wala sa bilis na 9.8 m/s² na pagbagsak ng luha ang basehan ng pagmomove on mo. At kahit na ikulong ka sa kwarto, alam natin na kahit di ka na nya kausapin o obserbahan, may choice ka na bumangon at mabuhay. Wag mong gayahin ang theoretical na pusa ni Schrodinger na buhay at patay at the same time. Don’t be alive externally but dead internally okay?!

         In the end, kahit yung gravity ang may kasalanan ng pagbagsak ng luha natin, sana ito rin ang maging reason para mafall tayo sa taong mafafall din satin.

          Till our next subject. SAYONARA.

[maixmaixmaix]

Ayan na naman ang tukso. HAHAHAHAHAH!