#bertram grover weeks

[laconic-void]

interesting behind the scenes footage!!

[pezboisworld]

hey hi, i see that you're interested in the sandlot. do you have any headcanons ??

Sorry in advance, some of my the Sandlot headcanons incorporate the hated sequels.

The Sandlot 2 and 3 happen within 4 years of each other. I like to think the kids from Sandlot 2 set the trap in Mr. Mertle's house for the kids in Sandlot 3.

Squints and Wendy end up having a decent marriage because they are super open and honest. This leads them to the polyamorous lifestyle.

Bertram Weeks lost touch in the 60s because he joined a hippie commune and joined a cult. Years later they live under a new name and are nearly unrecognizable.

An injured Benny bonded with Tommy Santorelli pre-time jump. And if the film wasn't such a screwball comedy I think Benny could have broken through Tommy's hotshot defenses to have a much needed heart to heart about life and loss.

Benny is very close to his family. They have mixed reactions to his sexuality, but never fully rejected him. Majority of his family saw his sexuality coming and processed it before Benny even knew. This definitely helped them ease into his "lifestyle".

Smalls' little brother Johnnie idolizes him and genuinely thinks he's the coolest person that ever lived. Dating the Jet is only another bullet point on list of things that make Johnnie's brother awsome. When Benny and Smalls are out of the closet, Johnnie is using his years worth of bragging rights to. Johnnie's support makes up for Scott's parents neutrality towards their eldest son's sexuality.

Kenny gets his troubled neice into little league on the Heaters team. First it's only to keep her supervised. She playss pitcher like he did. She's a natural talent (think Mo'ne Davis in little league and Odicci Alexander in WCW). Eventually she gets kicked off the team on a technicality for outshinning the boys on competing teams. In protest he starts a girl's baseball team full of misfits. As a man he's grown to know girls can play baseball, especially when the kids are this young. The girls are much better at teamwork and drills, anyway. He gets them far, but the league isn't ready for them. The girls never stop loving the game though.

[3lder1ch-l0verz]

The Sandlot Masterlist

Benjamin "The Jet" Rodriguez:

Nice to meet you too....

Scotty Smalls:

Nothing yet!

Hamilton "Ham" Porter:

Nothing yet!

Alan "Yeah-Yeah" McClennan:

Nothing yet!

Michael "Squints" Palledorous:

Nothing yet!

Kenny "The Heater" DeNunez:

Nothing yet!

Bertram Grover Weeks:

Nothing yet!

Timmy Timmons:

Nothing yet!

Tommy "Repeat" Timmons:

Nothing yet!

Phillips:

Nothing yet!

[spenceluvsurmomsblog]

Master list!

Here’s what/who I currently write smut/fluff for!

Huge disclaimer: if you know a character is a minor then you should know I will not write smut for them. Ty loves!

Full / fuller house

Jesse Katsopolis

Joey Gladstone

Danny Tanner

(Older) DJ Tanner

(Older) Stephanie Tanner

(Older) Kimmy Kibbler

Matt Harmon

Heart stopper

Nick Nelson (fluff)

Charlie Spring (fluff)

Tara Jones (fluff)

Darcy (fluff)

Issac (fluff)

Tori Spring (depends on what’s requested)

Aled (fluff)

Tou Xu (fluff)

Elle (fluff)

The summer I turned pretty

Conrad Fisher (smut/fluff)

Jeremiah Fisher (smut/fluff)

Steven Conklin (smut/fluff)

Isabell Conklin (fluff)

Susannah Fisher (fluff)

Laurel Conklin (fluff)

The Black Phone

Finney Blake (fluff)

Robin Arellano (fluff)

Bruce Yamada (fluff)

Vance Hopper (fluff)

Griffin Stagg (fluff any one who requests smut is blocked)

Billy Showalter (fluff)

Metal Lords

Hunter Sylvester (smut/fluff)

Kevin (smut/fluff)

Emily (smut/fluff)

That 70s show

Steven Hyde (smut/fluff)

Eric Forman (smut/fluff)

Jackie Burkheart (smut/fluff)

Michael Kelso (smut/fluff)

Fez (probably just fluff)

Donna Pincioti (smut/fluff)

Divergent

Tris Prior (smut/fluff)

Caleb Prior (smut/fluff)

Tobias Eaton (four) (smut/fluff)

Christina (smut/fluff)

Eric (smut/fluff)

Chucky (the series)

Junior Wheeler (fluff)

Jake Wheeler (fluffy malexmale only)

Lexy Cross (fluff)

Devon Evans (fluff)

Tiffany / Jennifer Tilly (smut/fluff)

The sandlot

Benny Rodriguez (fluff)

Scott Smalls (fluff)

Michael Palledorous (fluff)

Hamilton Porter (fluff)

Alan “yeah-yeah��� Mcclean (fluff)

Bertram Grover Weeks (fluff)

Wendy Peffercorn (fluff)

Kenny Denunez (fluff)

Fear Street

Simon Kalivoda (smut/fluff)

Deena (smut/fluff femalexfemale only)

Kate Schmidt (smut/fluff)

Josh (fluff)

Heather (smut/fluff)

Cindy Berman (smut/fluff)

Ziggy Berman (fluff)

Tommy Slater (smut/fluff)

Nick Goode (smut/fluff)

Descendents

Harry Hook (smut/fluff)

Mal (fluff)

Evie (fluff)

Jay (fluff)

Carlos (fluff)

Ben (fluff)

Uma (fluff)

Gil Gaston (fluff)

Jane (fluff)

Audrey (fluff)

The Breakfast Club

John Bender (smut/fluffish)

Andrew Clark (smut/fluff)

Brian Johnson (smut/fluff)

Claire Standish (smut/fluff)

Allison Reynolds (smut/fluff)

Mean Girls

Karen Smith (smut/fluff)

Gretchen Weiners (smut/fluff)

Regina George (smut/fluff)

Janis Ian (smut/fluff)

Kady Heron (smut/fluff)

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark (smut/fluff)

Gale Hawthorn (smut/fluff)

Finnick Odair (smut/fluff)

Cinna (smut/fluff)

Katniss Everdeen (smut/fluff)

Glimmer (smut/fluff)

Clove (fluff)

Cato (smut)

Finch (fox face) (smut/fluff)

Any others ask and I’ll tell you what I write

Shameless

Fiona Gallagher (smut/fluff)

Lip Gallagher (smut/fluff)

Ian Gallagher (smut/fluff)

Carl Gallagher (smut/fluff)

Debbie Gallagher (smut/fluff)

Mickey Milkovitch /(smut/fluff)

Mandy Milkovitch (smut /fluff)

Kevin Ball (smut/fluff)

Veronica Fisher (smut/fluff)

Scream

Billy Loomis (smut/fluff)

Stu Macher (smut/fluff)

Sydney Prescott (smut/fluff)

Tatum Riley (smut/fluff)

Randy Meeks (smut/fluff)

Dewy Riley (smut/fluff)

Gale Weathers (smut/fluff)

Charlie Walker (smut/fluff)

Jill Roberts (smut/fluff)

Amber (smut/fluff)

Chad Minks (smut/fluff)

Mindy Minks (smut/fluff)

Sam Loomis ? (smut/fluff)

Outerbanks

JJ Maybank (smut/fluff)

Pope Hayward (smut/fluff)

Sarah Cameron (smut/fluff)

Kiera (smut/fluff)

John B (smut/fluff)

Rafe Camron

Twilight

Edward Cullen (smut/fluff)

Jasper Hale (smut/fluff)

Emmet Cullen (smut/fluff)

Carlisle Cullen (smut/fluff)

Jacob Black (smut/fluff)

Seth Clearwater (fluff)

Charlie Swan (smut/fluff)

Bella Swan (smut/fluff)

Rosalie Hale (smut/fluff)

Alice Cullen (smut/fluff)

Esme Cullen (smut/fluff)

Lea Clearwater (smut/fluff)

Mauraders

Regulus Black (smut/fluff)

Sirius Black (smut/fluff)

James Potter (smut/fluff)

Lily Evans (smut/fluff)

Severus Snape (smut/fluff)

Remus Lupin (smut/fluff)

Peter Petigrew (smut/fluff)

Narcissa Black (smut/fluff)

Bellatrix Black (smut/fluff)

Pandora Lovegood (smut/fluff)

Barty Crouch JR (smut/fluff)

Evan Rosier (smut/fluff)

Marlene Mckenny (smut/fluff)

Riverdale

Cheryl Blossom (smut/fluff) femalexfemale only

Jughead Jones (smut/fluff)

Betty Cooper (smut/fluff)

Veronica Lodge (smut/fluff)

Archie Andrews (smut/fluff)

Tony Topaz (smut/fluff)

Sweet pea (smut/fluff)

Fangs Fogurty (smut/fluff)

I am not ok with this

Sydney (fluff)

Deena (fluff)

Stanley Barber (fluff)

That’s about it.

Cobra Kai

Eli Moskiwitz (hawke) (aged up smut/fluff)

Demetri (fluff)

Samatha Larusso (aged up smut/fluff)

Moon (aged up smut/fluff)

Yasmine (aged up smut/fluff)

Anthony Larusso (aged up smut/fluff)

Daniel Larusso (smut/fluff)

Johnny Lawrence (smut/fluff)

Tori (aged up smut/fluff)

Robby Keene (aged up smut/fluff)

The outsiders

Darry Curtis (smut/fluff)

Two-bit Matthews (smut/fluff)

Sodapop Curtis (smut/fluff)

Steve Randle (smut/fluff)

Dallas Winston (smut/fluff)

Johnny Cade (fluff)

Ponyboy Curtis (fluff)

Tim Shepheard (smut/fluff)

Curly Shepheard (smut/fluff)

Angela Shepheard (smut/fluff)

Criminal Minds

Aaron Hotchner (smut/fluff)

Spencer Reid (smut/fluff)

Derek Morgan (smut/fluff)

David Rossi (smut/fluff)

Emily Prentiss (smut/fluff)

Jennifer Jaroue (smut/fluff)

Elle Greenaway (smut/fluff)

Penelope Garcia (smut/fluff)

The Originals

Klaus Mikaelson (smut/fluff)

Elijah Mikaelson (smut/fluff)

Kol Mikaelson (smut/fluff)

Rebekah Mikaelson (smut/fluff)

Freya Mikaelson (smut/fluff)

Hayley Marshall (smut/fluff)

Jackson (smut/fluff)

The Vampire Diaries

Elena Gilbert (smut/fluff)

Damon Salvatore (smut/fluff)

Bonnie Bennett (smut/fluff)

Stefan Salvatore (smut/fluff)

Caroline Forbes (smut/fluff)

Enzo St.John (smut/fluff)

Vicki Donovan (smut/fluff)

Matt Donovan (smut/fluff)

Katherine Pierce (smut/fluff)

Tyler Lockwood (smut/fluff)

Anyone else requested I’ll tell you what I write for! XX

IT

Henry Bowers (smut/fluff)

Belch Huggins (smut/fluff)

Patrick Hockstetter (smut/fluff)

Victor Criss (smut/fluff)

(Older) Richie Tozier (smut/fluff)

(Older) Eddie Kaspbrak (smut/fluff)

(Older) Bill Debrough (smut/fluff)

(Older) Stanley Uris (smut/fluff)

(Older) Beverly Marsh (smut/fluff)

(Older) Ben Hanscome (smut/fluff)

(Older) Mike Hanlon (smut/fluff)

Friends

Chandler Bing (smut/fluff)

Rachel Green (smut/fluff)

Joey Tribiani (smut/fluff)

Monica Geller Bing (smut/fluff)

Ross Geller (smut/fluff)

Phoebe Buffay (smut/fluff)

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington (smut/fluff)

Eddie Munson (smut/fluff)

Jonathan Byers (smut/fluff)

Argyle (smut/fluff)

Billy Hargrove (smut/fluff)

Nancy Wheeler (smut/fluff)

Robin Buckley (smut/fluff)

Chrissy Cunningham (smut/fluff)

Anyone else will be fluff !

Sam and Colby

Sam Golbach (smut/fluff)

Colby Brock (smut/fluff)

Jake Webber (smut/fluff)

Reggie Webber (smut/fluff)

Kevin Langue (smut/fluff)

MIKE (smut/fluff)

Ariya (smut/fluff)

Corey schere (smut/fluff)

Katrina Stuart (smut/fluff)

Tara Yummy (smut/fluff)

Zephyr Wolf (smut/fluff)

Devyn Lundy (smut/fluff)

Cassie (smut/fluff)

The walking dead

Glenn Rhee (smut/fluff)

Rick Grimes (smut/fluff)

Daryl Dixion (smut/fluff)

Negan Smith (smut/fluff)

Maggie Rhee (smut/fluff)

Michonne (smut/fluff)

Carl Grimes (some smut aged up ofc/fluff )

South Park (all aged up ofc)

Kenny McCormick (fluff/smut)

Stan marsh (fluff/smut)

Kyle Broflovski (smut/fluff)

Eric Cartman (ig I’ll do smut or fluff)

Michael (the goth kid) (anything)

Basically anyone as long as it’s not them as children for smut

And I’ll do anything for euphoria (minus Nate) and Harry Potter (mostly fluff) and I will do anything for the walking dead !! :))

(Please no incest, zoophilia stuff)

[garussy]

My new favorite thing is to text my friend who has never seen The Sandlot quotes from the movie but make it sound like a question.

My favorites so far are:

“Is the kid an L-7 weenie?”

“Are his clothes going out of style or are they already out of style?”

“Is Smalls killing him?”

“Does he really play ball like a girl?”

[hannahsdelight]

I need to finish my Sandlot lineup

[clasicosyruidosos]

Nuestra pandilla / ¡Prohibido pasar! Hercules vigila (1993)

“¡Me matas, Smalls!“, le lanza Ham Porter (Patrick Renna) al chico nuevo del vecindario porque quiere jugar al béisbol y no sabe quién es Babe Ruth. Es el verano de 1962 y Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry), en busca de amigos nuevos, ha encontrado a los mejores. Habituados a jugar en el arenero del barrio y capitaneados por el talentosisimo Benjamin Rodriguez (Mike Vitar), pasan el tiempo en la pileta del barrio, yendo al parque de diversiones más cercano y temiendo a la presencia de Hércules, el mastodóntico perro del vecino: una bestia de la cual se tejieron siniestras historias referentes a su brutal comportamiento.

Todo iba más o menos bien hasta que, tras perderse una pelota en territorio enemigo (léase: Hércules y su dueño), Scotty no tiene mejor idea que prestar la que posee su padrastro (Dennis Leary), firmada por la leyenda deportiva George Herman “Baby” Ruth. Que acaba, por esas desgracias del deporte, a merced del can; es hora de agudizar el ingenio y recuperar ese tesoro antes de que se entere el dueño de la pelota.

Una de las películas más amadas por los niños noventeros, su título original es “The Sandlot” (”El arenal”), aunque el castellano ha sido pródigo a la hora de nombrarlo: “Nuestra pandilla”, como se la conoció por cable, “¡Prohibido pasar! Hércules vigila”, como tituló el canal de TV argentino Telefé a la hora de emitirlo o “Travesuras en el parque”, escogido por Gativideo para editarlo en VHS. Llame cono se llame, es una joyita del cine familiar que cuenta con guión y dirección de David Mickey Evans y las actuaciones de Karen Allen, James Earl Jones y, por supuesto, el grupete en cuestión:  Chauncey Leopardi (Michael "Squints" Palledorous), Marty York (Alan "Yeah-Yeah" McClennan), Brandon Quintin Adams (Kenny DeNunez), Grant Gelt (Bertram Grover Weeks), Victor DiMattia (Timmy Timmons) y Shane Obedzinski (Tommy "Repeat" Timmons).

[coldhandsandwarmcards]

Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong ;

[maya-yaya]

"I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?"

[laconic-void]

The Sandlot Fic: Part 5

Benny POV

“Rodriguez up to bat. Game is tied. Can the Dodgers pull it together?” Gee, no pressure. I look at the pitcher, the catcher, and then the bat in my hands. I take my stance, kicking up the dirt in anticipation. WHOOSH! Swing and a miss.

“Strike!”

Okay, just gotta be more cautious. The pitcher throws high and I calmly let it go by.

“Strike!”

Aw damn, right on the edge. I can’t lose now. I look back at the dugout. Those guys are rooting for me.

CRACK!

“IT’S OUTTA HERE! HOME RUN!!” The cheering is deafening, and I run around the bases as fast as I can. When I make it back, Scotty is standing there, waiting for me. What’s he doing on the field? Whatever. I’m too happy to see him.

“Couldn’t have gotten here without you, man,” I tell Scotty.

“BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP”

“What?”

“BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP…”

I sit up in bed and see that my covers have been strewn across the floor of my room. My alarm clock screams in my ear. I grimace and turn it off. I’m never gonna get used to that sound. Especially when it wakes me up an hour earlier than I’d like.

If I ever want to make it to the majors, I have to do well in school, which is stupid, because I could spend so much more time playing ball.

My mom comes into the kitchen while I eat my breakfast. She hugs me from behind and I try to squirm away, but it’s no use.

“Awww, I can’t believe my Benny is going to middle school already! My little boy is growing up so fast!”

“Mooooommmm.” I blush. “You’re not gonna do that in front of the guys, are you?”

“No, sweetie,” she rolled her eyes. “But that means I have to do double at home!” She ruffled my hair.

“Okay, okay,” I admitted defeat. “But I have to leave now, or I’m going to miss the bus.”

“Bye Benny! I love you!”

“Love you too, mom!” I walked out the door and saw the whole gang waiting for me at the bus stop.

“Benny, where’ve you been?” Kenny asked.

“Yeah-Yeah, we’ve been waiting forever already!”

“Only a few minutes,” Scotty said sheepishly.

“Yeah, you guys are bein’ dramatic.” I nudged Scotty playfully. “Ready?”

“As ready as I can be.” Scotty replied.

“We should be looking for an escape route!” Squints asserts. “My brother told me the eighth graders scrunch you real small and dribble you like a basketball!”

“Squints, we’re not gonna listen to your stories anymore, man,” Bertram said, rolling his eyes. Derek, Squints’ brother, is waiting at the bus stop with us, but he’s wearing this ridiculous radio headset. It’s not even attached to anything.

“Yeah, you’re pulling stuff out of your ass!” Timmy said. He paused. “Oh yeah.” Tommy is a year younger than us, so he’s still going to the elementary school. That’s gonna be a rough adjustment.

“I see the bus!” Ham said, and he suddenly snapped into perfect posture. The rest of the guys followed suit, except for Scotty, who was just as confused as I am. Then the bus pulled up to us, and everyone started cheering. What the hell? I got on the bus and it didn’t stop.

“BENNY!” every girl on the bus was trying to get to me. “Sit with me!” “No! I want to sit with him!” “I saved you a spot, Benny!”

“uhhh. Maybe some other time.” I pulled Scotty’s arm and we quickly sat down in an empty seat.

“Benny, what’s happening?” Scotty asked, looking up at me with big eyes.”

“I don’t know,” I admitted, scratching my head.

“Come on Benny man, all the girls loved you before! And now that you’ve pickled the beast, man, you’re going to have a good year.” Kenny smiled at me reassuringly. It didn’t work.

“Is it true?” A girl asked. “You put the beast in a pickle jar and ate him?”

I laughed, trying to hide my discomfort. “No, I didn’t literally pickle him. But I outran him.”

“Like a jet!” Scotty added. I eased up. The girls started chattering among themselves, and they finally left me alone.

“We didn’t get a chance to compare schedules, Benny,” Scotty said. “How does yours look?”

“Awful. First period gym.”

“Hey! Me too!”

…

I sat near Scotty on the gym floor. At least fifty other students were there with us. Everyone chattered nervously.

TWEEET! “Alright everyone, quiet down! I’m going to tell you how it works around here!” The noise gradually died down. “Alright guys, every one of you will be expected to change before and after class. Today we will pick lockers.”

Ughhh, I hate lockers. It always takes me forever to get the combination right. I looked at Scotty, and he seemed… terrified?

“Hey man, it’s okay,” I whispered to him. “You get the hang of opening them eventually. And even if what Squints said was true, there aren’t any eighth graders here.” I listened attentively as the coach ran through the syllabus. Basketball? Take it or leave it. Tennis? Boooring. Soccer? Not too bad. Swimming? Aw man, are you serious? I finally escaped the pool and now I gotta swim here too? Are we even gonna play baseball before the end of the year?

When everyone went to get a lock, I went up to talk to the coach.

“Hey, are there gonna be baseball tryouts?” I asked.

“Not until the spring, but I can write you down on my list. What’s your name?”

“Benjamin Rodriguez.”

“Benny Rodriguez? I’ve heard some things about you.” He smiled at me. It’s barely 8:30 and this is almost more praise than I can take.

“Smalls, are you going to sign up too?”

“Oh! Yeah.” he snapped out of whatever he was in. “Put me on the list too. My name is Scott Smalls.”

“You two seem pretty close! How long have you known each other?”

“Couple months, give or take.”

…

Scotty POV

I was praying so hard that this wouldn’t happen. It shouldn’t happen. It can’t happen. I can’t let everyone know my secret.

When I was little, I was a girl. I wore long dresses and I always followed the girls. Everyone told me I was pretty, but it wasn’t me. Whenever someone called my name, it sounded wrong. One day I chopped off my hair. My mom yelled at me and I started crying, telling her I wanted to be a boy. I remember that day clearly: her anger turned to confusion, then relief. She told me that she knew people like this, people who here “transgender,” or something like that. She said it was okay. But I think even then, I knew it wasn’t all okay, because we had to move away. The name change paperwork took forever, and I wasn’t sure if it was ever going to go through. My mom looked at me funny when I told her I wanted to name myself Scott, but she has always been supportive.

“Hey man, you alright?” Benny dragged me out of my thoughts.

“Yeah, I’m okay,” I said, forcing a smile.

Benny didn’t looked like he believed me. “You can talk to me about whatever, you know that?”

“Yeah.” It’s real nice of him to say that, but let’s face it. It’s never going to happen. I saw how Phillips reacted when Ham said he played ball like a girl. I’d be the town pariah.

I think I’m just going to skip class for as long as I can.

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Thanks for reading! Trans Scotty is 1000000% canon btw. totally

@birdieboy444

[iheartmike]

Bertram Grover Weeks — Grant Gelt

[ayvanie]

"Maybe the shock of his first homer was too much for him."

Follow the link to see the rest of the The Sandlot gang.

[laconic-void]

He is not beating the chewing tobacco allegations

[laconic-void]

Maybe I'm just in denial but I refuse to believe Bertram actually ended up overdosing when he got involved in the counterculture of the 60s. I headcanon he became involved in the queer rights movements and was disowned by his parents, and that's why the gang never saw him again. Even that line is pretty dark. "Bertram, well, Bertram got really into the 60s and nobody ever saw him again"

I saw a post that's like "writing a character lives AU but shaking my head the whole time to show I understand the thematic value of their death in the story" and that's basically me with Bertram I refuse to let go of my boy but damn the movie is genuinely a masterpiece and the notion of him overdosing makes his character so much more interesting and tragic. Waaaaa

[laconic-void]

SANDLOT USERBOXES!!!

no need to credit but if you use can you please be my friend?

[laconic-void]

scotty smalls is SO trans and autistic, you're so right !! just curious, do you have any other headcanons at all?

Aaaaa thank you! I like to believe Bertram came out as queer in some way when he got "into the sixties" and involved with the drug counterculture and fought in favor of queer rights. I refuse to believe that he overdosed and died because that makes me sad, I don't know a whole lot about what the drug scene was like but I headcanon he smoked weed and went to Woodstock when it rolled around. It's okay if you don't agree with this, I just think it's pretty in character considering he was the one who brought the tobacco to the carnival

If I want to go further with the queer headcanons, I could say if the drugs weren't a deal breaker with the gang he might be afraid to contact them after coming out, which is a shame because Benny and Smalls are super gay and would totally accept him. Like... they spent their whole lives together? There is not a heterosexual explanation for that