#bernadette devereaux

[kitsunequeen1987]

You know that Twitter post that's like- "with a man? Still bi. With a woman? Still bi" so on and so forth

Yeah, that caused this and also Evander and Bernadette are just- hot.

[kaiserrreich]

An Almost Comprehensive Interactive Guide on the British Branch of the Malfoy Family

This is to help fanfic writers get a clearer view of the tree and who's related to who any things like that, as well as to discuss genealogy in the wizarding world, cause I'm deeply into ancestry and etc rn. Most of the characters here are completely fanon and I just came up with them on the spot.

For viewing  (click here) the family tree, it is preferred you looked through the tree on the PC version, as there's a lot less clicking, scrolling and general issues you'll have to do/fix

Notes on specific members of the family:

Armand Malfoy and Ermesinda Malfoy (of Normandy) arrive in Pevensey, England with William the Conqueror during the Norman Conquest. He is given a piece of land in Wiltshire as reward, which soon becomes Malfoy Manor. Later on in life, Armand sires a son named Adelemus.

Marie Malfoy neé Devereaux marries Jacques Malfoy II and has Nicole and Jacques Malfoy III. The latter who died a year before she, both dying from the Bubonic Plague.

Nicholas Malfoy II courts a young Elizabeth Tudor I in 1550 before breaking it off the same year. (Also correction: Elizabeth was born 1533, NOT 1553. A mistake the sign of my sleep deprivation yuh 🤠)

Bernadette Black neé Malfoy, eldest sister of Florian and Artemis Malfoy marries Eridanus Black. The pair produces one child Hercules Black. Bernadette, deeply resentful at the slow descent of her marriage, after a more violent argument than normal, informs muggle wizard hunters and allows for Eridanus Black to be burned at the stake. (Inspired by Artemisia Blackwood's story)

Septimus Malfoy marries Abigail Weasley, who has two children named Magnus and Josephine. Septimus divorces Abigail for his young mistress, Geraldine Yaxley and disowns his children, not allowing them to use the Malfoy name. This conflict will fuel the feud the Malfoys and Weasleys have even in the present day.

Constantine Malfoy's brother-in-law, Marianus Flint taught Arithmancy at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for nearly 70 years! (1884 - 1952)

Abraxas Malfoy was allegedly involved in a shady plot that pertains to the attempted sabotage of the first muggleborn Minister's political campaign that was unsuccessful, later on, the Minister in question, Nobby Leach, contracted a mysterious illness and left the post in 1968.

Lucius Malfoy is the current patriarch of the Malfoy Family, the son of Abraxas Malfoy, husband of Narcissa Black and father of Draco Malfoy and paternal grandfather of Scorpius Malfoy. Believing strongly in pureblood supremacy, he joined the Death Eaters who agreed with his stance on blood purity. He was Lord Voldemort's right hand man throughout the First Wizarding War, but was replaced by his sister-in-law, Bellatrix Lestrange during the Second Wizarding War. (I basically "copied the homework but don't make it look obvious" for Lucius's bio lol)

Also more sidenote: If you see a Malfoy sibling have a child and their children seemingly died childless. (Nicholas, Athena, Hermes Carrow and Hercules Black) they had children, I was just too lazy to add it in. Same goes with Hardwin and Emmeline Potter.

(I originally posted on Reddit)

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? (all of them)

[bernadettedevereaux123]

Fictionkin call.

Hello there! My name is Bernadette Devereaux, and I am looking for my Dr. Locklear. I don't remember much, though our history was pretty much canon. I do remember forming quite the relationship. It did start out as a love/hate relationship, but quickly turned into something beautiful. If you are him, or know him, please answer this! I am 18 years old so please no one younger than 16!

[hops-n-coffee-beans]

I was tagged by the lovely @thatginchygal Thanks! I enjoyed your list! Sorry it took me 500 years to respond! I told myself I couldn’t do any surveys until I turned in my last paper... and then Christmas came and family came and I forgot! But I’m back, so here we go!

10 characters you like from 10 different shows tag.

Jean (Beazley) Blake, The Doctor Blake Mysteries

Jean Blake-- ahhh! I absolutely adore her. She’s smart, she’s sassy, she’s gracious, she’s independent, she takes no shit from no one, and I am very envious of her perfect red nail polish. I love how she has grown and evolved as a character throughout the series and I love how complicated she is. She is not perfect and has not always handled things well, but she means well and tries her best and that makes her very relatable.

Sr. Bernadette/Shelagh Turner, Call the Midwife

It has been such a joy to watch Shelagh grow as a character from shy Sr. Bernadette to confident, sassy Shelagh Turner, nurse, wife, and mother extraordinaire.  She is intelligent, funny, graceful, extremely capable, and human. She doesn’t always get things right and struggled to find her place and fit into her new role, but she has kept her head held high through it all. Her faith and her family are at the heart of everything she does.

Mary Richards, The Mary Tyler Moore Show

How do I even put my love for Mary Richards and the MTM Show into words?  I love everything about her! She stood her ground time and time again when the men she worked with tried to dismiss her or keep her down, she was a great friend, she was a single woman living in the city focused on her career instead of getting married, and omg Chuckles the Clown. I want to be Mary Richards!

Samantha Stevens, Bewitched

“I wanted to be Samantha.  I wanted to be a witch! I liked her husband, but I thought he should just let her be her witchy self.” - thatginchygal

Is it okay if I just quote you, Ginchy? That’s exactly how I feel about Samantha! She was so glamorous and cool and a witch! I liked Darwin 😉 too, but I wish he would just let her be!

Laura Petrie, The Dick Van Dyke Show

Ohh, Rob! The classic 60′s housewife rocking those capris. She could sing and dance and was always finding herself in hilarious and sticky situations. And her chemistry with Rob! They were an iconic duo! 

Sally Rogers, The Dick Van Dyke Show

If I add Laura to my list, I can’t forget Sally! She was hilarious and iconic in her own way, completely separate from Laura. I loved her relationship with Buddy and Rob (especially Buddy... omg could they make me laugh!) Another example of a career woman holding her own while working in an all male environment. 

Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec

Personality wise I feel like I’m a mixture of Leslie and Anne. I can be very level-headed and I am a good friend and always there to listen to offer advice (like Anne), but I am also very enthusiastic and can get carried away by things that excite me and interest me (like Leslie). I think that’s a good mix, haha! But if I had to chose one character it would definitely be Leslie. She is so pure and so good and so quotable. 

Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

Another comedy icon... before there was Leslie Knope there was Liz Lemon. She was the head writer of a sketch comedy show and had to deal with the varying insane, arrogant, crazy personalities of her colleagues. She was the glue that held the show together and, honestly, was just as weird and quirky as the others!

Geraldine Granger, The Vicar of Dibley

I adore Geraldine! Another woman in charge who makes me fall on the floor laughing (I’m sensing a theme here). 

CJ Cregg, The West Wing

CJ is such a badass! Incredibly intelligent, ambitious, eloquent, level-headed, and someone you would definitely want in your corner.

I tag @bluefish2 @jeanieblake @escapewithstories @yourjodeanfaceblog

[kincalling]

Hello! I am Doctor Evander Locklear (from Good Doctor Locklear, Return of Locklear, and Locklear: Mindgames), looking for my Bernadette Devereaux. Actually, any Berdie out there! My canon was pretty adherent to actual canon, but I remember later on how me and Berdie ended up close. There may have also been a reanimated raven/crow named Nevermore, who I think I programmed a robotic brain for. Still not sure about that though. Anyways, please message me @flocklear!

x @flocklear

[kitsunequeen1987]

Idk what it is, but all the characters in this story are pretty.

Polyamory, bitches

[kincalling]

Hello there! My name is Bernadette Devereaux. I am from the Locklear: mindgames series and the Locklear comic series. I am looking for that rowdy rascal Locklear. Specifically Dr. Evander Locklear. If you are him or can find him message/tag me @ BernadetteDevereaux123

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