#beo talks

[iicherrl]

we’re reading romeo and juliet in class rn so i was just talking to my friends and i was like “yeah romeo mostly speaks in iambic pentameter until the end, where he uses free verse to express his love for juliet and everything. y’know like when they’re dying” and my friend went “he raps?”

[beowulfgang]

Well, it finally happened. After 30 years of perfectly healthy teeth, I got a cavity 😔

[murderoushagthesequel]

a typical day in the new potter home

baby harry: stay away from my daddy, he's mine!

regulus: we can share him, yeah? we're all mature grown ups.

baby harry: no, i'm the only mature grown up here.

regulus: oh, is that so?

baby harry: yeah, and you're being a little baby and stealing my daddy.

regulus: i'm not trying to, i promise, we can be a family!

baby harry: ...

regulus: would you feel better if we play murder?

baby harry: yeah!

*james walks in and harry just has his hands on regulus' throat trying to choke him and regulus is like hissing and baring his teeth like a vampire and james is just like ...genuinely what the fuck*

baby harry: daddy we’re playing murder! regulus is the one being killed.

james: yeah… i see that bud.

*james sighs and turns around and lets them get back to it*

james, on the phone: sirius, your brother and your godson are trying to kill each other again

sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN??????

james: they usually think i don't notice

sirius: AGAIN, JAMES? AGAIN?

shared effort with @canyouhearmyfear

[plasterhound]

will u forgive me if i said i never talked to either beo or the star+eule on the mines

[jazzyjesse]

satan said if charlie told anyone he would burn his house down, kill his family, and send him back to hell... he told the court about the deal during the trial.

since then he has killed tilin in a terrible accident, exiled himself, trump died of neglect, and now juanaflippa has died again. satan doesn't have to show up for the terms of the deal to come to fruition. charlie broke his promise to satan and now everyone is suffering from it

the only thing the devil doesn't have to do is destroy charlie’s home because the man did that himself

charlie broke his promise and the devil is collecting what he is due

[nerendus]

Ouch...that scene with the dying Star comforting the crying Eule h u r t s, especially after Beo talking about Replikas being replaceable and not needing to fear death....

[voidcat]

Last night I did the mistake of asking my friend to play one or two matches of summoner rift

Level 30+ lux and Diana on the opponent team and top gave first blood to Darius within 3 seconds I wish I was joking

[seafoam-taide]

Weird having an actual favorite band and knowing it. I don't really have many favorites it is hard to understand my feelings and even harder to pinpoint a 'better and more' feeling about one specific thing. But I know all of their songs, I listen to them all in a big playlist and never get bored, I am always happy to hear any song by them, I have every song's lyrics memorized, like ... they are my unequivocal favorite. There is nothing like it. Yes, I can get really into other songs, there are probably singular songs I can say I like more than any one song by this band. But I guess having a favorite is like what people say about getting married. I'm not explaining myself on that one actually I do have a point there that's an actual metaphor but I've decided explaining it is a bad use of my time. It's one of those artists that are popular enough and artsy enough that they can crop up as fic titles occasionally and no matter the lyric or song it comes from I can always tell immediately. I don't remember what the point of this post was I'm deep in my panic phase and it's 4 am and I was just sitting there singing I Have Made Mistakes to myself bc I can just do that, the whole song, and because it is very funny to go I have made mistakes I have made mistakes and I will continue to make them while in the middle of freaking the fuck out about existing or something. Bc you know yeah im one spoon away from setting the ends of my hair in fire because if I'm kindling for a little while at least I'll feel of use ????????? Yeah this post for sure had a point and it's devolved.

[where-is-vivian]

i said i'll write jegulus fluff but then managed to have [redacted] james in chapter 18 :/

[pastelpousay]

Told myself that I was gonna finish the draft for the second chapter of won’t say im in love this weekend but here I am waiting for the sims to load so I can make Hades and Rina 💀

[iicherrl]

gonna call it right now, 2025 ai art animatics are going to be the next gacha videos

[beowulfgang]

It only took me 3 months but I finally made that four minute phone call about getting my tonsils ripped out

[puppypop5]

I made a Handful of zilly little thingz

Might make more......

[administer-distractions]

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[suiana]

beo idk where i saw or read this but can you imagine a yandere! husband who would actually go insane if you left/escaped him?

like, actually insane. I'm not talking "ohhh my spouse left me :((( im gonna find them grrr" type of insane.

im talking like mental breakdowns, crying, screaming, actually getting ill, throwing fits and acting like a sick and deranged man because you're not with him anymore.

he's a rich guy, comes from an old money family. so obviously his parents and family all see the state that he's reduced to after his beloved darling left his grasp. and they absolutely hate the way that their son is so miserable right now. that's their son! and how could they let their son suffer? just how can they help?

so they find you on his behalf and bring you back to him.

like, they're sorry you're back here against your will but their son's condition is more important! don't you see? he loves you and you're just... just neglecting him! a good spouse wouldn't do that. you have to be with him. no questions asked.

upon spotting you, their son (who was literally clawing at his arms, nails all bloody) immediately switches moods and perks up. he's no longer the insane man he was just 5 seconds ago. now he's your loving and sweet husband.

his family all sees that, especially his parents, and they make a vow to make sure you never leave him again. i mean, they like you too! you're perfect for their son! why would you ever want to leave? you don't need to leave.

just stay here with them. stay with your husband. after all, he clearly needs you. and what type of spouse would you be if you left him again?

[astralisstar]

my eyes huet this is why you shouldnt use your phone 4 6hrs straighte