#bentsly

[swampythesweetsketch]

For the ship ask: Bentley × Sly

Who asks the other on dates: Sly. Lover boy likes to dish out the fancy food and take his cave lurker boyfriend out every couple weeks or so to air them out. Also he like this tiny italian place at this specific corner-

Who is the bigger cuddler: Sly. He near suffocates Bentley on a daily basis with how much fur gets lodged in the turtle's mouth.

Who initiates holding hands more often: Bentley. Sly may be subtle on the field, but Bentley is subtler overall. He likes that no one notices that they're doing. Until there's that one girl that can't take a hint, THEN Bentley like to point to his and Sly's hands. Together. Locked. Taken.

Who remembers anniversaries: Bentley. Calender and on the clock this man. Sly at least remembers their anniversary cause Birthdays are a sore spot for him.

Who is more possessive: Bentley. He is a tiny, near defenseless nerd that can only do so much damage. But if he sees someone like Neyla tyring to snatch up his twunk.

You're gonna die, honey.

Who gets more jealous: Neither. They got the best of both world of the dating scene. Sly got a partner who is completely honest and loyalty to him. Bentley got a partner that loves him regardless of looks or body power.

It doesn't stop them though when someone like Carmelita or Penelope come into their lives, jumping at the first chance to shut down any flirting. They hate it when people don't respect their rejections.

Who is more protective: Sly. He's grown up to be the tougher (and stupid-er) one that'll get his ass beat to protect the ones he loves.

Who is more likely to cheat: Sly. His worst nightmare is never passing down the Cooper Legacy, and in that has caused a ridiculous rift between him and Bentley. He doesn't think everything through; And until Bentley can get it through to Sly that yes, surrogates are a thing-

Sly keeps having nightmares of his hypothetical fox-raccoon children.

Who initiates sexy times the most: Bentley. This tiny man wants to throw down and size will never matter. Only pure horniness.

Who dislikes PDA the most: Neither. They're gonna flex on everyone that thinks they're Straight. They will staight up make out in front of Interpol if Murray hasn't dragged them into the van.

Who kills the spider: BOTH. KILL THE CONTESSA- KILL HER-

Who asks the the other to marry them: Bentley. He'll put a stop to all the nonsense with Sly's panic for offspring with a ring and NO WE ARE NOT LETTING CARMELITA BE THE SURROGATE-

Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Both. Sly gets a bouquet for funsies. Bentley orders a truckload to scare.

Who would bring up possibly having kids: Sly. You know it, he knows it, Bentley knows it, the nice lesbians down the street know it. Sly is baby crazy and it won't stop until he has one and he can cry.

Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Neither. Lol, what parents? But really- Bentley traverses a crowded cemetery every year to see Conner Cooper's grave and hear how Sly was given his roots. The turtle always feels a sadden twinge of pain for what his boyfriend lost.

Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Both. They try to one up each other in this case and both take a side of the couch. Then Murray has to deal with a supposedly angry couple making out on the couch when he's waiting for his chicken nuggets to heat up in the microwave... sigh...

Who tries to make up first after arguments: Neither. Read above and tell me, who do you think wants to say they're sorry? Why say sorry? Have you ever seen these two gay idiots talk in game???

These guys would frick, get married, go on a honeymoon, adopt a couple kids, have a midlife crisis, get divorced, spend a decade doing their own shit, spend a shitload of money on vacations, have their own lovers, meet on a chilly Thurday night in the middle of busy Paris, catch up on old times, reminisce about the good old days, talk about the time they first met, get a little tipsy, frick, realize they still love each other, renew their vows, go on another honeymoon, adopt another kid for good measure, meet their grandkids, bicker at each other in old age.

And then. Just THEN-

Sly would apologize for that one time, 46 years ago, where he accidentally bumped Bentley's wheelchair and scared him and also Sly stubbed his toe but Bentley didn't care for his hubby's dumb toe.

Who tells the other they love them more often: Both. They are so stupid in their own way and will scream if they can't express their love within the 5 minute span of waking up.

[chatot4444]

Me at 3 am listening to Mr. Bentsly: "Miss Parker, may I have the serotonin?"

[swampythesweetsketch]

How about R?

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

HONESTLY I have recieved asks (anon but still) that they too like the BentSly or MurSly ships. AND EVEN KIT has weirdly gone on board for Dmitley (DmitrixBentley).

But I can safely feel that one ship I have not seen as rarely as the other rarepairs is PenLita or Carmelope (CarmelitaxPenelope).

Something about the two prominent women in Sly's life (not including Neyla) being on opposite ends of the attraction range for him suddenly becoming a item while he's not paying attention is some prime rare pair material right there!