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vullcanica · 1 year ago

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Dan's literal best friend in the world is a cocker spaniel named Bentley. Yes, after the car. He's about 8 years old, goes from 0 to 45 in seconds, never stops in the face of an obstacle be it wall or human leg especially when food's involved, and is magnetically drawn to mud puddles. Prissy to a disconcerting degree but there's love in his heart. Will chase anything with great enthusiasm. Generally more unphased by preternatural bullshit than most pets. His human has the most weird, off-putting energy known to man, so this is unsurprising.

#𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓 ‒ danny ║ HEADCANONS #dan: (fondly) he's a well behaved little gentleman #bentley in the background: (plunging into a mud pool at inhuman speed)#small menace #so alike his owner sometimes #same big wet sad eyes. same affronted grimace. just two blondes against the world #it's time i begin my daniel dog posting era on this blog too

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softprelude · 2 years ago

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dan's literal best friend in the world is a cocker spaniel named Bentley. yes, after the car. he's about 8 years old, goes from 0 to 45 in 0.7, never stops in the face of an obstacle be it wall or human leg especially when food's involved, and is magnetically drawn to mud puddles. not a single thought between those eyes but there's love in his heart. will eat anything with great enthusiasm.

#dan vc: (fondly) he's a well-behaved little gentleman #bentley in the background: [plunging into a mud pool at inhuman speed]#dan tried to train him to fetch stuff and quickly learned bentley will decimate anything in the way of a ball or treat #he's too good of a boy to go around #has swept patricia's legs from under her one too many times & is such a king for that #➻ 𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐀 —《headcanon.》

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