#bennie and nicke watch f1

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Carlos: Cabrón, I can fit the whole world in the palm of my hands. Lando: Mate, that’s imposs— Carlos: *cups Lando’s face with his hands* Because you’re my whole world, cabrón. Lando, tearing up: Mate.

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When there’s this many track limit issues… At this point it’s the track’s fault and the track should apologise.

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Everyone saying Pierre and Esteban are the next brocedes but they’re actually the next *tells my teammate to suck my balls on live television*

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Mercedes livery being black and then red on the back of the rear wing? It’s giving Louboutin.

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Please note: Mark Webber is an outlier and cannot be chosen.

On a scale of Esteban Ocon to Zhou Guanyu: how much do you like Fernando Alonso?

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I’m back for this season with more f1 takes

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reusing the same livery as last season is only fun and sexy if it’s MY TEAM. if it’s not my team then it’s lazy and I can make fun of them for it. that’s the rules. thank you.

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seeing charles get pole by his own talent and not because of penalties

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yes he’s evil but have you considered he’s also my beautiful wife

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RICHARD

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f1 handwriting challenge.

// 1. What is your URL? // 2. Who are your favorite drivers? What are their numbers ? // 3. Write out a fandom hot take you have. // 4. Make a prediction for next season. // 5. If your native language isn’t English, write a fun fact about yourself in it. // 6. Write something nice about another person in F1mblr. // 7. Tag at least four people

thanks to beloveds @legobrickcow and @cinnamoncowboy for the tags

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i take over f1 and pick starting order based on who anoyed me most that week. lando starts at 20 every race,

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look at this and then tell me ageism in the workplace isn't a serious issue.