#belphiesleftpinkytoe

[str8upjorkinit]

Ohh juicy so who's your least fave👀 and why??

im gonna assume you mean specifically out of the students bc... eugh... dont even get me started on the staff...

in order from dislike to hate we have: Jin, Ritsu, and edward

and now i shall yap

Jin. Hes so stereotypically... himself. like. oh. rich asshole that bosses you around and has a lot of power and the "i can fix him" bullshit. that is so grossly unappealing to me like why tf are bossing me around?? thats not my damn job and i will NOT clean your room?? call tohma?? call you fucking mommy?? im not doing that shit for you, who do you think i am?? oh and of couseee he has the family drama/trauma whatever, not to invalidate him or whatever, its just sooo boring. its giving

*uses commanding power while holding mc's hand😈🥀⛓️🖤"

"KNEEEL"

like eugh, the second hand embarrassment from this guy. hes bossy bitchy and has family trauma, that is soooo unappealing to me. also, this is just disgust by association, i think he would hate poor people, like "its their fault" or whatever bs. im also under the assumption that hes racist /j he gives racist vibes.

ritsu... this fucking bitch. he RECORDS conversations, charges you to TALK TO HIM?? and hes sooo fucking stupid. hes so arrogant but the only thing hes got going for him is the the law book or something and thats the only thing hes good at. all he does is whine and not even in the cute way, and his hair... ew... his hair... hes so stuck up like i bet you could say literally anything and he'd find an issue with it, like when you say "i like pancakes" on twitter, ritsus the type of bitch to be like "oh so you hate waffles then???"

he grew on me a little bit only bc taiga makes fun of him and its funny bc ritsus such a loser he cant handle being called a dumbass. ritsus kinda like sebek to me, like annoying ass mf but hes funny sometimes ig. also yk how gay marriage is still illegal in japan? yeah. ritsus probably homophobic for the sole reason that "its illegal!!!" ritsu just doesnt seem like someone who can think for himself and bases everything on the law, yikes.

edward... oh my fucking god i hate him so much. he sexually harasses us, touches us without consent, makes disgusting remarks, tried to take advantage of us while we were vulnerable, old as balls, and lazyyy.

dude when he looked at mc like "i prefer my maids with shorter skirts" EAUGHHHHH FUCK GROSS i literally felt my skin crawl ughhhhhh. all the touching is so creepy, and hes SO FUCKING OLD, why are you acting up with someone in college like theres a power imbalance here. not only that but the proposal to turn mc into a vampire. poor girl shes been through so much like taking advantage of the fact that shes scared of dying and miserable to put your crusty dusty wrinkly old man hands on her? fuck off.

and this fucking bitch didn't help us clean like he just sat on his fucking ass like "owww owwwies ouch my old man bones owww" SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMN hes soooooo annoying like we have to lock this guy up, we need a restraining order

i cant see the appeal with him. theres nothing. being somewhat pretty is so meaningless with his shitty personality. perversion has 0 depth, there is no defending this guy

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Sorry it wouldn’t let me reply to the comments so I just have to do it as a reblog, sighs in tumblr mobile…

@belphiesleftpinkytoe

OMG THANK YIU SI MUCH D GSSHHSHS STOP IT 😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼 everytime I write Xena with the •_• It creases me; girly girl does not gaf.

BUT ALSO THA K YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THEM, it means a lot to me saying that SK thank you very muchhh 🫶🏼#

AHH LOVE YOUR XENA MC CHARACTER

Waiter waiter more xena×leo fics👉👈

Ngl loved the vi-jayce duo with Alan though

AHHHHHH OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH SHSVGSHSBSCS this has literally made my day <3 🥹🫶🏼

I SHALL CHEF UP ALL THE LEO X XENA 💪🏼🫶🏼 👩🏻‍🍳 I HAVE SOME THINGS BREWING HOPEFULLY WILL POST SOON !!!!!!!

I keep seeing the memes and I’m like this is literally how Alan and Xena are in my head, street book besties to the max 😭

BUT ALSO ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH ☺️ it’s literally made my day and I’m glad you like the Xena’s!

[str8upjorkinit]

Heyyy

*leans cutely against the wall*

Soo can we expect more lesbian debunkers in the future??

Expect it

(I'm planning out character sheets in my head as we speak)