#belostomations

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Sorry if the next fic has a non sequitur of an author's note I just got into an hour long debate with my friends about the connotations of the word "straddle" and might end up polling the audience

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I don't think it would ever happen on account of the manga's target demographic but god I would love an interspecies reviewers chapter where the reviewers get their schtick aped by girls who review incu-boys, just so that we can get some perspective from the regular women who exist in that world. Crim could join them. and when the guys find out and Crim catastrophizes like "oh no they've found out I'm a bigender bisexual this is so bad" the guys are just like "haha wow they even have an angel too, one that looks just like Crim. There's a girl Crim out there haha" and do not connect the dots not even a little bit

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you can, should, and WILL sexualize iori motohashi

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Amahiko is a fujoshi at heart

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It's September! Which means October is right around the corner! Which means KINKTOBER IS UPON US!

I've taken my own kinktober plans and adapted them into a fandom-agnostic prompt list with three prompts to choose from for each day: two sexy prompts of varying intensity, and one fandom-y trope prompt (with a character dynamic, fic genre, or AU setting). Join meeeeee

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working on the next fic and stopping intermittently to go "AHHHAAHAH EEAAUURGH I can't do this. This is awful" and then I go right back to writing

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holy shit I didn't actually think I'd be able to get that one posted today because I didn't start writing until like 5 hours ago. what the hell

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Okay this nakatora fic is not gonna land for anyone except me okay I've accepted that. I've made my peace with that

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I think the first thing Amahiko did when he got into the sharehouse was carve a glory hole into the wall between his bedroom and the bathroom next door and I don't think anyone has used it even once. Iori taped a piece of paper up over it

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charisma body type headcanons that I've been tending towards through my kinktober fics ARE:

Iori: really thin.

Rikai: slim and trim.

Saru: small, but all muscle.

Terra: femininely slim. Bit of gynecomastia going on; it is an exercise left to the reader to decide whether this is more fun as an intersex thing or an HRT thing.

Amahiko: all lean muscle. Puts on weight where it counts. (IE, tits and ass.)

Ohse: zero muscle, pudgy.

Fumiya: muscular for sure, but with a healthy layer of fat.

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Iori's particular brand of horniness is incredibly fun to write

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i love writing amahiko so much because then i get to reread my own garbage and it makes me scream laugh every time. i think i just get possessed by his spirit when i write him and forget everything a week later

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I love trans ohse to the point that I don't even want to write him cis but I also feel like occasionally some trans ohse hcs make him like, well like a good little tboy who got his correct surgeries and takes his T regularly and while I respect the projection going on here, I think character-accuracy-wise this is misguided. My boy is not like that. At what point in Ohse's life would he have gotten up the courage to go to a doctor and have top surgery scheduled. You are ascribing so much confidence to him that you know his ass does NOT have. Ohse has not had any surgeries he doesn't go to the doctor because he believes he deserves to suffer. I don't think he even owns a binder because seeing a version of himself in the mirror that he doesn't hate is a fundamentally foreign feeling to him that he avoids on purpose, in case it suddenly goes away, so he doesn't have to suffer the feeling of having had a part of himself that he liked and then losing it. Sometimes he impulse orders gray market T on the internet and takes it and then gets terrified of what he's doing and stops and as a result he has an incredibly unhealthy piecemeal hormonal transition that hasn't really taken. Living in the sharehouse is the healthiest he's ever been because Fumiya buys Ohse's T for him and Rikai makes him take it regularly instead of randomly stopping

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just learned that youre legally not allowed to make porn of the uma musume girls. when the eng localization releases i will be hard pivoting to exclusively writing the horse girls lezzing out nasty in an accelerationist attempt to get japanese racehorse owners to sue the otw, lose, and have the legality of fanworks enshrined in international case law. thank you for respecting my ideological commitment

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Charisma House characters ranked by how funny it would be for them to have a huge cock:

7. Fumiya. He just kind of feels like he'd have a big one already and comedy is about subversion of expectations so I don't think it would be that funny.

6. Terra. Given what I just said, you might think that a feminine character being hung is the necessary subversion that I'm talking about, but it's such a common trope that it wraps around to being a little passe again. Not to say it isn't hot--it's just not funny.

5. Sarukawa. I don't think Sarukawa uses his dick enough for there to be many good jokes about its size, but he's also not insecure enough about that fact for it to wrap back around to being funny again. Saru is just there.

4. Iori. Contrary to popular opinion I do not think Iori is a devoted bottom, because I think being submissive overrides any top/bottom preference he has, and submissive or service tops are totally a thing. So I think Iori would ironically appreciate having a big dick, but only because other people would like it. This could be situationally funny.

3. Amahiko. Of course he has one. And of course you can make every possible joke about its size. That's basically his job.

2. Ohse. Can you imagine how much he would apologize. He'd feel so bad for being hung. Please Excuse My Huge Ass Cock.

1. Rikai. He needs to have the biggest cock in the house and he needs to never use it ever. He shouldn't even realize it's big because he's never seen another man's dick before, not even in public baths. (He closes his eyes when he enters them and navigates via echolocation so as to make sure he doesn't accidentally lay eyes on penis or testicles.) The length and girth needs to make Amahiko seethe with jealousy and desire. That's my ideal Rikai dick size.

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Ok. I'm weighing in on the Fumiya seme/uke discourse. Ok. I think he's a top. But he's like. He's not good at it. Plain and simple I think Fumiya is bad at sex. He doesn't care enough about other people to be even half-decent at doing something for his partner and he's too alexithymic to even be good at figuring out what he wants. Fumiya tries having sex once and doesn't like it that much and thinks cleaning up afterwards is kind of annoying so he stops having sex forever. It's just not as good as eating cake