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[artificervaldi]

FNAF Movie 2 Plot Theory

OR why we should look at TSE trilogy to guess what's coming next.

The first movie, believe it or not, has a lot of similar elements to The Silver Eyes and even pulls from the latter two novels somewhat. I believe we can look at the trilogy to figure out what we're gonna see next.

First let's go over what about the movie connects to TSE trilogy in how things are similar.

Hiding from Foxy behind an arcade machine is LITERALLY pulled from the first book like it's the cold open.

Hello Ella, introduced as important to Charlie Emily from the first book why are you a Springlock suit? The opposite of what you were, in many ways, in the books -- being the "heart" of Charlie?

Wow, a plot linked to past deaths at Freddy's and being drawn in due to a dead family member? That's crazy, man.

A blonde police officer getting stabbed by the yellow rabbit, who can also manhandle people like it's nothing... Hmmm, how odd.

Abusive William willing to hurt his own daughter? Where have I seen that before...?

Wait he even uses his daughter as a tool to further his various evil plans and deeds like he uses Circus Baby/Charlizabeth!

The power of art is first teased in TSE with Jason finding a picture that changes and shows him the past, with it coming back in TFC to... defeat William by showing them William was the one to hurt them, rather than being their friend.

The scene of the animatronics dragging William, now springlocked, away is also notable. That also happens in the books, it's something that stands out.

Looking for a sibling lost to you is also a theme between our protagonists...

William going under another name to keep an eye on Freddy's is also an interesting detail. Dave Miller and Steve Raglan

The kids wanting Abby to be "one of them" vs them trying to "protect" Jason from the teens is an interesting dichotomy that shows two sides to one whole w how the children in the suits likely act.

William having the kids under his thumb is also just another thing straight from the novels, rather than the games.

The protagonists are both linked to their Aunt Js.

Golden Freddy kid is not a girl named Cassidy in either the novels or movie -- setting them apart from the games.

One parent dead (likely by suicide) and the other gone. Wonder which protagonist this applies to -- oh wait, it's both.

There's likely more I just don't remember. But this shows you how similar these things are, right? So, onto my actual prediction/theory for the plot of FNAF2, based on the Twisted Ones somewhat.

The second movie will involve Mike and Abby, now being hunted by the Toy Animatronics. Fully automated beings hunting them for William's sake for some unknown reason. Where Vanessa will fit into this, be it a fnaf4 esque subplot as she's in a coma or waking up, and if Jeremy/Jeremiah will play a role I don't know...

But I do believe the Toys will be non-possessed and play a largely antagonistic role and meant to parallel and foil the original 4, who are in fact possessed by kids. This means, however, mean I think they'll be destroyed by the end of the movie like the Twisteds in the book.

...If we're lucky, though, they'll fight to the death with the OGs and it'll be deliciously cheesy.

Afton will likely also appear, on a power trip of glee from his immortal body. Or he might be more toned down like he is in TFC while still stuck in the Springlock suit. Either way he's likely going to be theatre kid as fuck about it and mocking Mike and co.

What'll also happen is an 11th-hour twist, likely related to Mike (we'll get into it) followed up by a cliffhanger that'll lead into the third movie where the last loose ends are tied up.

...

But what will that 11th-hour twist be? I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know. But I know what it WON'T be. Namely Vanessa is NOT a robot gang!!!!

These movies are pulling from the books and Charlie, the human robot? Notably has fake blood. It's mentioned directly in The Twisted Ones when Clay and Charlie discuss the scene Afton and his body -- we're not told directly but given the reveal of the third book it's pretty obvious.

When they reached the campus, Clay let her out where he’d found her. She’d only taken a few steps from the car, however, when he called to her from the car window. “I feel like I need to tell you one more thing,” he said. “We found blood at the scene, in the main dining room where Dave …” He looked around cautiously. There was something unseemly, talking about gruesome things on the sheltered grounds of the campus. “It wasn’t real blood, Charlie.” “What are you talking about?” Charlie took a step back toward the car. “It was, like, costume blood, or movie blood. It was pretty convincing, though. We didn’t realize it was fake until the crime lab looked at it under a microscope.”

To which you might say "BUT THEY HAD TO LOOK UNDER THE MICROSCOPE TO REALIZE!" but. If you think they wouldn't check for, say, blood type on Vanessa after she was stabbed you're insane. Not to mention they would likely see metal bits sticking out of her?

But if that's not enough... How about the fact TFC states William can't make a living being like Henry did?

Henry made the fake Charlie from love and grief, the one thing William cannot do is love. William cannot have made himself a robot daughter -- Mikebot or Garrettbot would be more likely if you believe they're the Emily equivalents.

“I wanted so desperately to have been the one on that stage, but it was always her. All of his love went into her.” “You’re talking about Afton.” Jessica stopped, and Charlie nodded confirmation. “William Afton never made anything with love,” Jessica snarled. “I should rip you in half.” Charlie’s appearance flashed, the animatronic’s face and body seeming to break, then reassemble in an instant. For a moment her expression wavered, a vulnerability showing on her face, but she quickly collected herself. “She was his obsession.”

aaaand

“We both know he won’t be able to re-create you, either.” Elizabeth was near. “And the real question would be, would we really want him to? Besides …” Elizabeth approached Charlie from behind, moving faster. “I think I hate you more than I love him.”

What I would suggest is looking at the movie and going "what feels like hints of something bigger? What feels like a throw away line or action or detail that could grow into something more?" because that's what happened with Charliebot.

It was small in TSE, the amount of closets and the fact she couldn't open the ones holding the other bodies, the mark of a tripod in the dust and dirt where she remembered sitting and watching her father, Afton's obsession with her and keeping her with his "family" at the end before she springlocks him. Things like that. Something that can be built up to more (see: fake blood), be partially revealed ("I didn't take him. I took you.") and then fully expanded on and dealt with in movie three (Charliebot).

What that is? I dunno, we'll just have to see :)

[railraptor]

Less than 10 minutes into the NBC coverage and I'm already sick of the obsession with Bob Baffert. Here's hoping that at least some coverage will be on NYRA's YouTube channel tomorrow.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[maizeofloverp]

Over the next seven days we’ll be releasing a helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

Rule #1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really-- don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

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THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. New skeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

[bthenoise]

You’re 100% About To Love Crooked Teeth’s “Crawl” Feat. Bonnie Fraser of Stand Atlantic (Noise Exclusive)

Listen up, everybody. Here at The Noise, it’s not every day we get to premiere a song that emotionally knocked us on our ass -- you know, where as soon as we heard it we didn’t know whether to dance like a lunatic smiling until our cheeks hurt or sob uncontrollably because the song hit us 1000% in the feels. We’re sure you’ve been there before. 

Now, instead of detailing the kind of emotional wreck we were after first hearing Crooked Teeth’s somber new single “Crawl” featuring Stand Atlantic’s Bonnie Fraser, we’re instead going to let singer/guitarist Tyson Evans explain what the song’s all about -- because really, who wants to hear us go on and on about our feelings?      

“’Crawl’ is a song that our producer Matt Lang brought to us in the spring of 2016,” he explains. “We really dug the hook and the lyrical standpoint of the chorus. I wrote the verses based off a similar experience I had. It's definitely my personal favorite song in our current catalog. This is a song about talking yourself away from a toxic relationship be it platonic or intimate. It's about healing, learning and moving on from an experience that could have potentially altered your core in a negative sense.”

As for how Fraser got involved on the track, Evans says, “I just naturally discovered Stand Atlantic by way of a Spotify curated playlist based on what I had been listening to. I loved 'Coffee at Midnight' and I thought it was dope that the band was a three-piece as we are as well. Bonnie displays a ton of emotion when she sings and that's something we really wanted to add to this song. I also wanted the song to be sort of a back and forth from the bridge through the end. I thought it would be cool for the story and the lines of resistance towards toxicity to be sung by a woman versus a guy just blabbing on about some heart-break the whole time. Bonnie killed it and we are so stoked.”

If you’re ready to have your heart broken and full of love all at the same time, check out Crooked Teeth’s Austin Thomas Wood-directed video below. Afterwards, make sure to pre-order the band’s forthcoming Rude Records re-release of their Pastel EP before it hits stores May 11th. Additionally, make sure to catch Crooked Teeth out on tour later this year with bands like Southpaw, Belmont, and Young Culture -- see below for tour dates and locations.   

Tour Dates: 4/5 Medford, OR @ Bamboo Room ^ 4/8 Orangevale, CA @ The Boardwalk * 4/9 Reno, NV @ The Gutter * 4/10 Boise, ID @ The Shredder * 4/11 Salt Lake City, UT @ The Loading Dock* 4/12 Denver, CO @ Salon Ocampo # 4/13 Lincoln, NE @ 1867 Bar * 4/14 Kansas City, MO @ Bubba Spin's * 4/16 Springfield, MO @ Outland Ballroom # 4/18 Denton, TX @ Killer's ^ 4/19 Austin, TX @ Sidewinder ^ 4/20 El Paso, TX @  Motoball ^ 4/22 Phoenix, AZ @ Rebel Lounge ^ 5/25 Cupertino, CA @ X Bar + 5/26 Fresno, CA @ Full Circle Brewing + 5/27 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction + 

^ Crooked Teeth only * with Hold Close and Southpaw # with Southpaw  + with Belmont and Young Culture 

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

                                             ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪

Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

                                             ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪

Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

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Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.

[drpromos]

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

February 14th is the LAST DEADLINE to apply as a Belmont employee or detainee. Newskeletons and locations will be released after this date. JOIN NOW to apply for a connection to Belmont and kick off the escape as a fugitive. Do you have what it takes?

                                              ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪ ✫ ✪

Are you ready to be a fugitive?

Follow this helpful guide to being a ne’erdowell and surviving the harsh Alaska winter with few supplies, little support, and lots and lots of panic. Oh, and don’t forget– the authorities will be hot on your tail, so better keep it moving!

#1 - You can’t take it with you. No, really– don’t pack, don’t prepare, don’t tell anyone what you’re doing. Despite most everyone knowing about the impending escape, it would be spectacularly tacky to get you and your friends in trouble by blabbing about it around staff.

#2 - Work out. A lot. There are over twenty miles to cover to reach your intended destination, and no weak-legged, book-reading, last-to-be-chosen-for-kickball nerd will make it.

#3 - Start dressing warmly. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking around in several pairs of socks, but at least you’ll get to keep your toes.

#4 - Don’t loot everything you see, this isn’t Skyrim.

#5 - Don’t sexile your roommate because they’ll probably be the only thing standing between you and uncertain death in the snow. Stick to the buddy system because if it kept you alive in preschool, it’ll (hopefully) keep you alive now.

#6 - Be Spider-Man. With great power comes great responsibility. Inevitably, the further you get from Belmont, the more likely it is that your abilities will return. Be smart– don’t attract attention by flying through the sky or uprooting trees with your newly-acquired strength.

#7 - You’re a criminal now, so you might want to think twice about turning back once the going gets tough.

You have until February 14th to prepare.