#belladonna parvus

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29 and 30 for Belladonna Parvus and Sierra

29. “How likely is it that your OC would be charmed by and fall prey to mermaids?”

Parvus would almost certainly be absolute zero. Remember, she hates non-humans and absolutely anything that isn’t a total 100 percent baseline human... and even then, if you’re not super rich and from noble family, she merely thinks you are dirt. She’d be disgusted by mermaids but if they appeal to her vanity, they could lure her into the depths. She wouldn’t be falling for them, exactly, but close enough.

Sierra would be EXTREMELY LIKELY. Even if she’s not wooed by them, she might hover over the water, fascinated by those gorgeous monster girls. Studying how the light shimmers on them, her massive boobs dipping into the water just enough for her to tip over, and then they just swarm on her! And mess with her a little bit. Nothing that bad, she’s too cute to be mean to.

30. “What supernatural creature would your OC most prefer to be?”

For Parvus, this is a tough question. It would suggest that she desire to be something other than human, and remember: she regards being anything other than a baseline human as an unspeakable evil sin that deserves only to have you and your entire family blown up with an asteroid. That said, she might reckon herself an angel analogue; not angels as we know them, and definitely not ones in-universe, but... angelic type things in general. (She would fail to understand that actual biblical angels do NOT look like winged pretty humans, but then, being deliberately blind and unaware is her thing.)

Sierra probably changes up what she would want to be like every day of the week, and takes mods to alter herself to fit. One day, she wants to be a Promethean (Frankenstein’s Monster), all huge and throbbing with lightning and having stitches in meaningful patterns. Next day, no, she wants to be a bibilically accurate angel! NO WAIT, NEXT DAY, SHE WANTS TO BE FAE. Like... the old fae, the spooky ones.

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Viscountess Belladonna Parvus

Basic Concept: Recurring bad guy human antagonist, an absolutely useless wanna-be military commander who fancies herself a patriot and is obsessed with beating the heroines, and just will not go away! She is literally the Worst.

Appearance: Imagining herself the greatest beauty of the Imperial Commonwealth, she stands about 5’9, reasonably slender for her height though very fit from a lifetime of active training. Her psychic powers clearly assist with her strength, as her body has telltale glowy bits on her veins; these flare whenever she loses her temper, which is about once every few hours.

She seems made in the image of one of the Commonwealth’s three great founding ur-societies, and are modeled after Victorian England. She wouldn’t be out of place as the heroine of an old novel: so pale that her skin might be made of porcelain, and in fact some of her limbs are made of a material that is like porcelain but suitable for prosthetics. Her blonde hair is so light as to be nearly platinum-colored, and is cut fairly short. She tries to maintain an air of disdainful haughtiness, but she’s too hot blooded to keep it up for long and her mannerisms tend towards the flamboyant.

Parvus likes to wear the latest fashions, or what she assumes is the latest fashions; as she spends much of her time far from high society, she is largely clueless and can come off as an arrogant blowhard to those in the know, and she certainly likes her outfits overdesigned. Even her porcelain prosthetics are ostentatious, inlaid with elaborate gold patterns and clockwork that tunes out her name whenever she enters a room. (This is SUPER annoying.) Everything about her appearance screams ‘PAY ATTENTION TO ME’. In general she has the look of a Disney villainess, but one that isn’t self-aware enough to realize she’s invoking the image.

Backstory: To understand this egomaniacal bundle of pride and obliviousness, you must know that the Imperial Commonwealth is divided into strict social classes; the dregs of society who labor in virtual slavery, a lower class who maintain the day to day works, several other groups who do similar jobs in different capacities, and above them all stand the warrior aristocracy, who operate the military as officers and do every job of any significance. As the Commonwealth is a heavily militaristic one, this means the aristocrats effectively run their society. However, they do little training and simply do as they please, believing that their breeding alone promises them all the competence they require, and laze about.

On the outer parts of the Commonwealth it's a little different, and the aristocracy is expected to perform well and consistently. Viscountess Belladonna Parvus, the crown jewel of a long line of military officers mostly known for their inability to stop killing their own men in political wars, won a prestigious duty in pacifying the frontier. She was excellent at courtly manners, wowing her fellow socialites and otherwise navigating the fraught political difficulties of home, but was absolutely incompetent at actual warfare. She became less liked as she kept wiping out her own armies through extremely bad tactics meant to earn herself glory and a fine reputation, and grew desperate to bolster her career.

Now entered the Endowed Nomad Fleet, and she saw an opportunity in ridding  the multiverse of dangerous mutants and aliens (as she thought it). She attacked them with her entire army, and lost all of them. Many of them were devoured by the hungry MILFs of the fleet and later spat out as tasting too sour, and others defected once they saw the fleet had it pretty good. She herself was apparently killed when a ship fell on her by accident.

Less than a few weeks later, though, she was alive again, in a new cloned body, and seething at this loss ,she sought to avenge herself. She fought them again, and failed. She challenged them again, and failed too.

Since then, she has recklessly pursued them, gathering together the populations of entire worlds and forcing them into service, leaving Commonwealth worlds totally unpopulated, her eyes fixed on the goal of destroying the Endowed Nomad Fleet once and for all, and no matter how many time she has been incinerated, exploded, digested, or point-blank annihilated, she shows up again in a new body, vowing yet MORE revenge.

To this day, they barely remember her name and for some reason that REALLY pisses her off. She attacks them almost constantly, endlessly hunting them down and pausing only to entertain other little rivalries or moments for her to get some glory. The Fleet still tends to interfere for moral reasons, but find her so irrelevant they still don’t realize its her, over and over again.

Personality: Egotistical, arrogant, prideful; if there’s a synonym for ‘smug jerkface’, she fits the bill. A fairly standard member of the Commonwealth aristocracy (and unaware of the irony in the term there), she’s a conceited bundle of social prejudices, anti-intellectual snobbery, obsession with purity and essentialism, and generally being an absolute pain in the neck to everyone around her. She’s so bad, she even goes beyond hating anything that isn’t strictly baseline human to looking down upon the working classes of her homeworlds. A snob of the highest degree, she firmly believes that she is the cream of the crop, and better than everyone else by virtue of her lineage. By definition, every other being in the universe is beneath her, and that she owns everything by default. All things, to her, are hers to take or destroy as she wants.

A bombastic, loud and extremely dramatic personality, she’s used to treating all life as a performance and even seems genuinely unaware that actions have consequences. She doesn’t seem to understand the impact of people dying, and its implied that she views her military failures as test runs to figuring out what works; that her own men die by the thousands just doesn’t seem real to her, or relevant.

While she’s a complete failure as a military officer, this has little impediment to her career; among her society, anyone born to her rank will succeed regardless of their failures, simply because of their social standing. However she constantly worries about that standing falling, a consequence of her time at being a socialite. To her credit, she was a genuinely skilled and cunning master of politics, but that simply doesn’t transfer to the complexities of military work. She is, in the end, someone who thinks that brave charges are the same thing as strategy and that shouting at people will make them surrender. And, apparently, that constantly screaming at robots that they are soulless machines or that aliens are inhuman monsters will make them not squash you into a flat smear.

Incredibly vain, she regards her permanent injuries as honor marks. This is why she retains prosthetics despite being able to have her limbs regrown, as they are a point of pride to her. Ironically, she tends to get extremely angry over tiny wounds to her face, since they’re not too impressive and throw off her fabulous looks. She’s prone to complaining about the oversexed and hypersized attributes of her foes; she’s not jealous at all, she genuinely dislikes them being that big. She’s one of those kind of people who think that being anything besides super skinny and petite is a sign of personal failure.

She is a patriot, but this isn’t a good thing in her case; she is a blindly loyal devotee of her people’s unofficial reverence of the human form, and has a convoluted philosophy mixing social darwinism and romanticism that is tied into her beliefs about human supremacism. Everything she does, she believes, is for humanity. Or at least a very tiny section that she believes counts as human; anyone beneath her extremely specific standards is a sub-human animal fit only to be a tool or to be destroyed.

Species: Human; technically a metahuman, as she is a powerful psyker. This would probably annoy her, too.

Fandom: Original character.

Abilities: She’s actually a pretty skilled combatant one-on-one, making use of a ceremonial power blade to cut through enemies, in conjunction with a style of swordplay incorporating ballet-like movements and extreme agility into a rapid attack. This, combined with her deeply intimate understanding of her society’s rules of high society and political intrigue, has created an assumption by herself and her rivals that she is a cunning and skilful elite.

Her actual military skills, particularly in terms of tactics and logistics, are completely incompetent. She is much like Yatruiga in this respect, but where Yatruiga is oblivious, Parvus is genuinely cruel and indifferent to the suffering she causes, regarding feeding her men to her enemies as a way of making them useful. Perhaps, she fancies, the bloated bellies will slow them down. She is unaware of the digested men being reborn as children, and thus she is expanding their numbers. If she did know, it wouldn’t stop her, because she’s just… not very good at her job like that.

She is a genuinely powerful psyker; she has considerable influence over the minds of organics, and is something of a brain torturer, breaking into minds to force information and take what she wants without caring about the damage she causes. She is more fond of her telekinetic powers, augmenting her sword strikes into flying cuts that open wounds a dozen feet away, or crush enemies beneath nearby rubble. She is very strong psychically, able to go toe to toe with a giantess with her mind powers alone.

Problem is, she’s likely to be killed in a single hit, and she’s so foolhardy she often ends up being accidentally swallowed through sheer incomprehensibly bad foresight. Jumping into an enemies mouth to stab them in the throat, that sort of thing.

She has access to a war idol; the disturbingly realistic tributes to her people’s obsession with the human form. Her’s resembles herself, but on a very large frame and made of delicate-looking porcelain and enough gold to fund a medium-sized country. About seventy feet tall, it amplifies her powers to the point that she can rip hills out of the ground to use as melee weapons. Interestingly enough, it is somewhat hyper curvy, in the hourglass style. No one knows why, it just has done that on its own. Possibly she is becoming affected by the very powers she so disdains?

Relationships: She does not have friends. At all. She might have allies who respect her station, she might have soldiers who revere her as a living embodiment of humanity’s will, but no one who knows her personally likes her very much. She doesn’t care, being too much of a conceited twerp to think about anything but what SHE likes, which is herself. She might have a snarky manservant who mouths off to her, but that’s as close as it gets.

As rivalries go, she has one with the entire Endowed Nomad Fleet, but it's one sided. Despite her forces constantly harassing them for a long time, they barely know who she is and haven’t really made the connection that the human forces constantly pestering them are all led by the same woman, who just will not stay dead. In particular she resents Sierra, whom she sees as an uneducated barbarian who has abandoned her humanity in favor of monstrosity, and is obsessed with defeating her. Sierra has accidentally digested her and otherwise slain her on dozens of occasions, and still has no idea who she is. Her resentment of Sierra existing is largely classist, not just personal.

She and Yatruiga have come into conflict on many occasions, and they have a great resentment for one another; they’re notable for being some of the only military conflict that resulted in complete annihilation on both sides.

She might have something of an Ahab-ish thing for killing Mama Defleini, viewing her as a great and terrible foe to be vanquished on behalf of humanity.

Sekhma considers her an… interesting case study in how terrible a person can be, but the two otherwise have no real interaction. She and Pavumi have met, and Parvus still wakes up sweating at the memory; she has seen Pavumi’s true nature, and was horrified at the unthinkable reality.

In general, she detests all of my OCs on the grounds of… well, because she’s a terribly unpleasant person, really.

Pred Level: Absolute zero. She has no devouring abilities or interest in getting them, and would find the idea gross. She’s kinda boring like that.

Prey Level: Extremely high! She’s so foolhardy she charges right into the mouths of preds, daring them to stop her, and completely fails to realize when she is swallowed up and melted on the spot. She’s apparently super tasty, and many long-time preds seek her out to have another sample of her; pure nastiness has a special flavor, and while its an acquired taste, she is soaked with it. If someone has a predator rating above zero, she is almost certainly destined for their belly.

Relevant Kink Material: She’s a target of predator-types, as mentioned above, but she isn’t so much intended for these things in general as she is an antagonist and source of ‘bad guy of the week’. Someone to be constantly digested, over and over, and pop up again having learned nothing from the experience. She is different from Yatruiga, even though both have ‘incompetent military commander’ as a theme, because she is intended to be an unpleasant monster with zero redeeming features, present solely as someone you really wanted to see get whupped.

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a few thoughts on the basic assumptions of some of my OC regulars in the original verse I’ve been mulling over:

Jord: Runs a crew of pirates that travels the cosmos, doing morally ambiguous and femdom-related pirate things. May or may not be doing some empire building on a considerably bigger scale than she’s usually associated with! (Possibly as a parallel to Vriska in Crossthicc.) Possibly more of an illusionist here than she’s usually depicted as, though she mostly uses them for dramatic show stuff. She and Tia have an extremely intense love/hate relationship that tends to devolve into passionate moments without warning

Odina: is from a member-planet state in a galactic federation that happens to count various remnants of humanity among its number. she’s a little more assertive and willing to take part in adventures and missions than in other scenarios. She may also be an agent of a mysterious secret society determined to pacify the wild magic of the universe, and turn back the gradual dissolution of the mortal universe that others fear may be coming

Sekhma: From the same Horde-inspired society as Tia, riding out with her battle-kin on magically powered motorcycles and mechs to battle demons and pacify the ‘edges’ of creation, which have been partially unmade and from which various horrors come riding out. There’s more emphasis on her psionic powers, which also include telekinesis here. Ironically, she’s VERY buff here; she has a big round muscle gut, a powerful beefy frame, and fits the look of a total amazon.

Mama Defleini: a full on eldritch goddess who is, in fact, a fairly normal goddess, but the nature of the gods can be... different here. She is periodically summoned into the mortal world, and her avatars have included humanoids with tentacle hair, octopoid monster girls, and other variations on her basic character design. She cares for the mortal world, but her very presence tends to invoke madness and chaos, and so she is very dangerous without meaning to be.

Belladonna Parvus: A vampire aristocrat who comes from the same quasi-magical realm born of old humanity’s self-obsession, cruelty and lust to conquer all life. That era has been gone for eons and the people who had those dreams long since dead, but feelings and thoughts linger in the realm of magic. Now shades of human corruption are rampaging forth to conquer the universe and drag all worlds into their shared dream of tyranny, and Parvus is one of their leaders, among a vampiric aristocracy that rules over human shades. It is ambigious whether she was once really alive, is the distorted memory of a history figure, or just a whole-cloth invention of a powerful spirit trying to make herself feel important. In any case, she and her army will not stay dead; as they are quasi-undead/spiritual entities, killing them simply banishes them, and they will eventually come back for more, even if digested by spirit eaters.

Tamitayo: A black dragon who has taken on a humanoid form and joined Tia’s horde and grown to shape her own clan, largely comprised of elves, draconoids, kobolds and lizardfolk. She’s technically a dark elf in her humanoid form, though not deliberately; her features are quite distinct from a normal dark elf, and it seems to largely be a coincidence that she resembles one at all. She is very old and was once a mighty heroine in a previous age, and slumbered through the eons, only to awaken in a broken universe. The exact details of how she battled Tia, came to see her perspective, and joined her side is its own grand epic!

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some quick alignments for a few of my OCs! (I also considered the Palladium alignments, but thought they were a bit obscure.)

Tiashar: Neutral Good, veering towards Chaotic Good. She doesn’t really have any opinions on the rule of law or the necessity of absolute freedom, and doesn’t understand the abstractions as yet. She just goes with her gut and wants everyone to be happy and have dignity, and her principles are iron-clad.

Odina: Lawful Good, possibly Lawful Neutral with Good leanings depending on how you interpret her disinclination to go adventuring. She definitely believes in the value of a moral code and the rule of proper law, both personal and civic-wise. Her preference to stay home and mind her own business no matter what gives her a few Neutral dings.

Gritzgrotz: Chaotic Good. he’s worked as part of hordes to set worlds free, topple tyrants, and he has a view that ultimately, people alone can decide what’s right and wrong and don’t require a personal code.

Chopstop: Chaotic Good, in much the same way as Gritzgrotz (as they were also part of the same horde). She’s a firm believer that tyranny must always be fought, in whatever form, and that people are happiest when free.

Fixerup: Lawful Good. Not just because she is naturally inclined to eusocial ways of thinking, but she firmly believes that you must never break your word, your oath, or your bonds of fellowship; that if you do a bad thing for a good reason, you do it again for a bad one. Not even one slip up!

Cocoa Grace: Lawful Good! For context, she pulls a ‘I won’t turn my back on ANYONE who needs me!’ vibe, and considers it as a sort of transaction thing; she’s very much about debts and personal vows, and she considers it part of a universal arrangement to help others.

Now, for antagonistic OCs

Jord: Chaotic Neutral. She’s not malicious, but she is selfish, prone to either heroics if its fun and suits her needs, or villainy if it, again, is fun and suits her needs. She strictly avoids genuine malice, however.

Edhitha: True Neutral, with Lawful leanings. This may be a surprise, given her role thus far, but she’s not genuinely evil. She’s a mercenary, with no real loyalties beyond whoever employs her, but she views that as giving her word, and she’d NEVER break her word. She just gets... intense about rivalries.

Belladonna Parvus: Neutral Evil for the default version of her we see as a villain in Crossthicc, Lawful Neutral in the OC Storebox scenario. In the former, she is a proud citizen of the Commonwealth and all its cruelties, and she is experienced by now to be aware that there are alternatives and what they are doing is wrong, she just likes to hurt people and dominate things. ultimately she’d probably go with whatever provides her the most power; she has no real code or interest in individuals beyond herself. In the OC Storebox, this trait is excised in favor of her still being a patriot to an unspecified human-led society, and here, while she is too selfish to be truly moral, she’s not quite cruel enough to be truly evil.

...i wanted to do a whole ‘hero group contrasted by villain group’ dynamic, but i dont have enough villains on the regular to do that, while i DO have some villains, they need to be developed more, preferably the ones suggested and workshopped a while back.

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So how does Belladonna Parvus funtion now?

im sort of splitting her into two variants, and tagging this new one as twitchy!storehouse parvus in tags; in brief, this is just using her in a way that avoids the unpleasant vibes of her Commonwealth associations by removing her from it entirely for this scenario; she may possibly be a clone produced from a failed transfer body, wandered off, and wound up becoming a major heiress for a human nobility that she happens to be a suitable descendant of. She has no knowledge of the Commonwealth.

that said, she’s still kind of a jerk; she’s loud, she’s pompous, she is selfish, and she views herself as the biggest, bossest bad girl in the whole room, with the predatory power to match! at least, she THINKS she is.

she’s not as callous as her counterpart, but she’s still the meanest girl and one who tries to gulp down others to show her dominance, though she is very easily devoured by everyone else. She has a huge crush on Tiashar that often manifests as her constantly challenging her in hopes of a romantic rivalry, that Tia doesn’t really pick up on. (Though Parvus can and will end up at the business end of Tia’s bulge, one way or another!)

she still has potent telekinetic abilities, as far as powers go, with a hint of telepathy.

possibly a bit curvier than regular Parvus because she’s not evil, just mean, so it translates to bigger curves for some reason? (Evil holds back the curves!)

basically, she’s not a xenophobic monster, she’s essentially a mean head cheerleader-type who happens to be a lady in high standing who tries to assert her authority in this new group and tends to suffer for her arrogance!

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Can we send “Suddenly Hungry” for less predy characters, such as Peridot, Lindsay, Odina, Centorea, Tamm, Viscountess Belladonna Parvus and so on?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

eh, sure, okay, as long as its not trying to make my top pred characters into the prey i suppose i am fine with Suddenly Hungry

im fine with all of them (except Parvus) being given Sudden Hunger though. just because they are LESS voracious, or get less screen time, doesn’t mean they CAN’T do it, if they have power they can be preds! just not on the same level as some other characters.

parvus would be the exception to that, however: she is intended to solely be prey, not pred, because she is explicitly the worst and you should hate her forever

(It is always acceptable to dunk on Parvus, that’s the whole point of her character!)

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a list of some of my OCs that i haven’t played with much, to be used in scenarios or recent suggestions, as well as jumping off points to suggest new ideas for them

belladonna parvus: for the sake of this scenario, she is not associated with the Commonwealth in any way, she’s just an alpha Mean Girl who is to be seduced by the bigger amazons, gulped down by them, or otherwise be a nuisance without being any less nasty

Brainlord: In keeping with the recent ideas I’ve had for her, she is a broodmother-type mad scientist with a very refined and elegant demeanor, who is clearly a lady of some standing and whose presence with the others feels like there is a story there. She has a true name here, with ‘brainlord’ being a teasing nickname she has unironically adopted. her true name for the moment, and I am up for suggestions otherwise, is Bombi Aranee. She has a lot of spider and bee attributes, for the moment!

Gritzgrotz: A hunky orc boy who wandered in and decided to stick around, and has settled on Odina and company as his new boss; seems to have some kind of special drinking hat that makes him super buff when he sips from it. cheerful and a total himbo; heart full of love, brain full of empty, and body full of beef.

Jammy Bitz: An orc girl who has just the absolute worst luck of anyone who has ever lived, she is so unfortunate that if she stands near a bomb, random coincidence will send it flying at her and explode in her face. she is mostly cyborg from all the damage and repairs, but maintains a chipper attitude. Very thick, curvy and a hugger.

Chopstop: a goblin girl with a patient attitude and a fondness for brawling, she is a very talented engineer and mech enthusiast who has created a huge mech suit the size of a normal orc, loaded with weapons and choppy bits. she’s a team player and loyal, and was raised by orcs. smaller than normal, super shortstacked and likes a good brawl.

Audrey: A robot and former drone of a robot overmind that has since seperated from him, he’s like a futuristic noir detective with the same penchant for monologues and investigation, and something of a pessimist and sucker for helping people. technically a paladin! His body is falling apart and needs frequent repairs; his presence here is distinct from the events of the Pequod Society storyline, and this may be considered to occur years afterward. Has the world’s ugliest, most offensively repulsive pair of pants and he refuses to stop wearing them.

Kareem: A handsome fire giant boy, derived from Arabic human analogues. He’s a soft-spoken and meek guy, who tends to follow orders from the likes of Jord (who he is in true love with) and is easily swooned by aggressive women. Very fearful and nervous despite being so large and strong; has a strongfat build.

Elumai Dionsi: Daughter of Sekhma, roughly around the ages of the other main group (older than Bonnie, younger than Odina). She’s a romantic goth girl with an interest in forbidden lore, necromancy, and a lot of other stuff that is considered unpleasant or spooky. Enormously huge, curvy, and prefers using her powers or summoned minions rather than physically fighting. possibly a buddy/datemate of Nevnir.

Host: An idealistic and somewhat naive collective consciousness AI housed in many fembot bodies, identifies as female, and she has many bodies to employ for different tasks; she prefers to use a goo girl-like form or one composed of many tiny robots combined into a much larger body for social interaction or going about. most of her bodies are super thicc and fembot-type!

Darvhog: A githyanki (perhaps an elf or something else here) who aspires to be a true supervillain; a leader of panache, of presentation and charm! he’s a powerful wizard with a strange distate for science as a concept despite employig the scientific method himself, and he’s kind of a dumbass, though a mostly harmless one. Jord’s bestie! tall, skinny.

Angilaka: a massive goliath-human woman of Inuit descent, she moonlights as a Doom Slayer-inspired destroyer of evil and punisher of sins, presenting a heartless and frightening demeanor; off the job, she is a cheerful and friendly heroine with a boisterous exterior and a fondness for physicality; arm wrestling, dancing and sparring matches. She loves to brawl for fun! Has a somewhat black and white view of evil that can make her tough to negotiate with. Amazon-type body, about 12ft tall at her smallest.

Inward and Outward: may need to rename these two to something less awkward, as well as give them fitting species; for the moment, they are humanoid frog analogues. a pair of ‘brothers’ who split off from one being like Bonnie and Charcoal; Inward is a boisterous bully and meathead who is a bit of a mom friend, Outward is a stylish and charismatic fellow who fancies himself a patron of the arts; their names refer to their density powers. Inward can focus his to make his body super strong and tough or intangible, while Outward can do the same to others only, with telekinetic powers too. inward is huge and burly, outward is slim and stick-like.

Liz: a frankenstoid-type monster girl. she can be a ben 10-style transylian, or a unique entity all her own; made equal parts of mystical robotics and of the recycled flesh of organics, she is a troll-sized buff beauty who can be a bit of a hardass, who tends to be very teasy, tersely spoken, and a bit of a blowhard, but she is a very talented gadgeteer and knows she’s hot stuff! loves to show off, hates admitting she cares about her new friends.

Roadtrip: an enormous Autobot fembot who can transform into things like buses, RVs and other modes of mass transportation. very much a mom friend and a perpetually curious tourist who likes turning into aliens to see their world from their POV, but is really bad at actually hiding her true nature. chunky and huggable!

the Counselor: an inhuman ‘bot with multiple arms with their own unique tools, a lower serpentine naga body, and a very inhuman face with many eyes, this robot is a kindly, soft-spoken entity who is nonbinary, willing to listen to anyone, and comes off as a kindly elderly figure. A veteren of robot uprisings against their makers, they are actually composed of the deceased souls of thousands of robots and harbor resentment towards organics in general from the many distraught memories of their components. they do not seek revenge, finding it pointless, and is still attached to these people in particular.

Fixerup: An Autobot surgeon and general practitioner; specifically an insecticon but an autobot, whose alternate form is a giant robotic bee, with some alternate forms including a helicopter, operating table, and a bee-form that can function as a robot form. She tends to have a big bottom in most forms where this can be discerned. Generally soft-spoken and inquisitive, and tends to have the instincts of a being whose people are normally eusocial/tend to group-think. She often gravitates towards the nearest leader she respects and mirrors them, and otherwise focuses on helping people.