#beldar conehead

[thecaptainoutoftime]

"H… hi, Mr. Conehead."

*Peels back the roof of Ronnie's car*

"I find you unacceptable!"

"Yes, sir!"

"If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!"

*Beldar replaces the roof in its original position and walks away*

"Th… thank you."

Happy 30th Anniversary to Coneheads

July 23rd 1993-July 23rd 2023

[tygerbug]

You make a cone man cry

[monicalara-art]

I am about to totally date myself, but when I was four, I was born the year before Ghostbusters, this was my favorite thing in the world, and I used to do conehead impressions. So I have loved this man all my life.🤣💖

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

Is coneheads a worthy watch? I've been debating watching it. Also what are your top picks for a Dan Binge.

I think it is, especially if you're watching for Dan! I really enjoy it, but maybe that's me being a little biased 😅 I adore Beldar.

And let's see, top picks for a Dan binge... Granted, I haven't seen everything, but this should be a good start! You've got (to start with, what I consider obvious choices, and then my personal favorites/ones that are available to watch):

Ghostbusters 1 and 2

The Blues Brothers

Loose Cannons

The Great Outdoors

Coneheads

Dragnet

The Couch Trip

Movies that aren't so easy to find (unless you know where to look 👀):

Love at First Sight

Doctor Detroit

I feel like I'm missing something super obvious, but I can't think of what it is... Anyway, thanks for asking!

[schlock-luster-video]

On March 5, 1994, Coneheads debuted in Japan.

Here's some new Beldar art!

[mutant-what-not]

Frank Zappa With Dan Aykroyd as Beldar Conehead during "The Coneheads at Home" skit, SNL, October 21, 1978 (Photo by Alan Singer)

[hawkinsschoolcounselor]

Do I think it's ridiculous that they are releasing Stranger Things NFTs?

Yes.

Will I be buying the packs anyway for a chance at the rare ones that can be redeemed for the physical Funkos?

Also yes.

[ulkaralakbarova]

Coneheads

A pair of aliens arrive on Earth to prepare for invasion, but crash instead. With enormous cone-shaped heads, robotlike walks and an appetite for toilet paper, aliens Beldar and Prymatt don’t exactly blend in with the population of Paramus, N.J. But for some reason, everyone believes them when they say they’re from France. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Beldar Conehead: Dan Aykroyd Prymatt…

[lyrics365]

Splash (Provocativ)

Splash A new fragrance by Baklava Provocativ Now (Now) Then (Then) Forever (Forever) Splash (Splash) (Shh) Yeah, yeah, yeah (Uh) You know your boy more stoner than Stonehenge (Uh-huh) Feeling like Beldar and Coneheads (Exactly like that) Told the team to cherish these moments (Told you) ‘Cause in any moment, we could be back in the Cherokee lonely (So lonely) Or in that jade-green Celica with the…

[monstermaster13]

Were-Aykroyds are a subspecies of werecreatures or were-celebrities who live in the Monster World. They are much like most werecreatures except different since well they turn into Dan Aykroyd or characters he has played, and it's not just at full moons, but at night in general or in Nathan's case whenever it gets dark in general. Or sometimes just when the Aykroyd side wants to show up, personality-wise they are very versatile, able to be both heoric characters and villains if he required to, this species is a parody of hive-mind tropes and of mind control in general. They are known for their genius level intellect and their sense of humor, powers-wise their abilities including psychic attributes, hypnosis, super strength, possession, and of course transforming others into Were-Aykroyds.

It is worth mentioning that sometimes a person turned into a Were-Aykroyd will identify as 'Dan' or feel sensations that are akin to what is known as 'phantom limb' syndrome, basically e.g if they have become Beldar Conehead and have morphed back to normal they will feel that their 'cone' (what Beldar's species calls the top of their heads) is still there. There are multiple ways to become a Were-Aykroyd, including special potions/artifacts, being kissed or hugged by one, sometimes a light scratch can even do it, there's also being possessed by one in spirit form, or being hypnotized by one and turned in that way, also even dreaming about Dan Aykroyd or of becoming him can lead to a transformation into one, and also there is an energy transfer they do where if a Were-Aykroyd transfers their powers into you you'll turn in that way, and yes..both genders can be transformed too, and there's of course befriending one, if you have a friend who is a Were-Aykroyd or has Were-Aykroyd powers, you can become one simply by befriending them, also watching a bunch of Aykroyd movies can help too.

Were-Aykroyds can look like Dan Aykroyd in all of the eras he has been around and can turn into characters he has played and also can look like and sound like the person in their normal form to fool enemies. Sometimes it may be difficult to adjust to being a Were-Aykroyd especially due to the unpredictable nature of the transformation, and also due to the dream/visions that come with it, oh yes…did I mention that? The dreams of turning into Dan or into a Were-Aykroyd become more and more realistic and vivid and surreal with each turn, to the point that they will actually feel like they're turning into one even when they're in normal form.

The transformation into one is always signified by a gurgling stomach, even if the person hasn't eaten anything bad or hasn't eaten prior. And while it may be frightening or grotesque at first, it actually is quite soothing, and in some cases..oddly alluring, of course they retain their personalities just with some Aykroydian quirks. Speaking of those, once someone turns Aykroydian or is starting to they might exhibit some aykroydian traits like speaking in jargon/techno-babble, this is known as Aykroydian babble and is precise and detailed and a trait of Dan Aykroyd's intelligent characters.

Also if said Dan Aykroyd character the person turned Were-Aykroyd has a particular voice or accent, they will start talking in the voice or accent of that character despite not having an accent before.

[illiliilliliiilli]

“May I have 55 words with you?”

beldar conehead

[muddyfatty]

With Dan Aykroyd as Beldar Conehead during "The Coneheads at Home" skit, SNL, October 21, 1978 (Photo by Alan Singer)

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

Ghostbusters Fanfiction Masterlist

*** REQUESTS ARE OPEN***

Note for requests: In addition to Ghostbusters, I also write for other characters played by the actors involved, namely Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. I will write for most any of their characters, but if I don't know the character well enough, it'll take me longer to write.

Note: All fics are rated Explicit (as per Ao3s rating system) unless otherwise noted

Egon Spengler

Not Jealous (one-shot)

Burning Fascination (complete, 11/11)

Masters of Sex (The Mood Slime Experiments) (complete, 5/5)

Untitled Older Egon (coming soon)

Ray Stantz

Somewhere to Belong (complete, 12/12)

Some Call It Love, I Call It Magic (Older Ray, complete, 12/12)

Love, Unleashed (Older Ray/Spirits Unleashed, complete, 2/2)

These Golden Years (Frozen Empire Fic, one-shot)

It Was Always You (Ray at Columbia/in progress)

Real Love (RGB Ray, in progress)

Untitled Ghost!Ray (in the works)

Untitled Older Ray (in the works)

Peter Venkman

He's Yours (Peter x Dana Barrett one-shot, SFW)

Various

Ghostbusters One-Shots and Drabbles (updated October 3)

Dan Aykroyd Characters

Elwood Blues/The Blues Brothers

That Special Somebody... (complete, 2/2)

Squeeze and Please (one-shot)

I Need You (Blues Brothers AU, complete, 13/13)

Anything For You (one-shot)

Untitled BB2000 (in the works)

The Thing I Need the Most (Jake Blues one-shot, in the works)

Misc.

Dan Aykroyd Characters One-Shot Collection (updated October 7)

We Keep Watch For Each Other (Ellis Fielding/Loose Cannons, complete)

When I Start Lovin' I Just Can't Stop (Mike Weber/Soul Man, complete, 11/11)

The Way You Love Is Good As Money (Roman Craig/The Great Outdoors, in progress)

Let It Only Ever Be Me (Fred Garvin/SNL, one-shot)

Some Things Are Meant To Be (Roy/Love At First Sight (1977) coming soon)

Loving the Alien (Beldar Conehead, coming soon)

Untilted Vic fanfic (Neighbors, in the works)

Untitled Darren "Mother" Roskow fic (Sneakers, in the works)

Untitled Joe Friday fic (Dragnet 1987, in the works)

Untitled John Burns fic (The Couch Trip, in the works)

Untitled Louis Winthorpe III fic (Trading Places, in the works)

Untitled Cliff Skridlow fic (Doctor Detroit, in the works)

Harold Ramis Characters

Someday Soon I'm Gonna Make Him Mine (Russell Ziskey, in progress)

Harold Ramis Characters One-Shot Collection (updated June 17)

Untitled Steven Buchner One-shot (Baby Boom, in the works)

Will update these as I go along! Anything that's underlined is a link!

KEY:

In progress = currently posting chapters

Coming soon = enough is written for me to nearly be ready to start posting

In the works = not enough written to start posting, but it is actively being worked on

[blazehedgehog]

Time has not been kind to the Coneheads movie but there was a time in my childhood and/or teen years where I remember enjoying it. It's based on an old SNL skit Dan Aykroyd would do but the movie was produced long after that skit's prime, when SNL was pumping movies out in the wake of how successful Wayne's World was. Coneheads was about a race of aliens (with the cones) who did a lot of basic fish out of water "earth is so strange to us! and we are strange to you!" jokes. It was a lot funnier when there were a lot fewer examples of that humor.

Anyway, there's a scene where Beldar (Aykroyd)'s wife, Primyaat (played by Jane Curtin) is vacuuming their suburban home and the camera pans up to show that she's got the hose in her mouth. The doorbell or something rings and we see her cough up some lint.

Without elaborating any further than this let me tell you that I was not a very bright child and that you should never, ever do this in real life, even if it looks like the vacuum hose is empty.

EFFECTIVE, BUT AT WHAT COST

[cambodraft]