#bela plays elden ring

[tirednecromancer]

Godrick is 100% Godwyn’s son with Fortissax. And his frail body is due to the dragon blood attempting to change him like it does when you do dragon communion, but his demigod blood prevents a natural evolution. It is also why he can easily graft the young dragon onto him and make full command of it.

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now that im working again for the summer im probably going to buy elden ring when i get my first paycheck. rpgs are usually a hit or miss for me but i've seen the gameplay and i think i'd like it// sheesh I’ll say you’re better than me when it comes to village cuz I already told myself I would never touch the village of shadows difficulty 💀 I definitely had some fun chase scenes with lady d around the castle before I eventually went on and did her boss fight :( I think when I finally played again I did enough to where I think my next area is Heisenberg’s factory.

but you definitely gotta get elden ring. I got it last week or the week before? but I’m like lvl 36 and I picked the samurai class and I keep getting my ass handed to me lmao. it’s also my first souls game ever so there’s definitely a learning curve for me

jadjfjsjsj after i finished the game the first time i was talking with my roommate and i was like “what if i replayed it on the hardest difficulty just for shits and gigs” and thus began the most excruciating experience of any game i’ve ever played but i was too stubborn to give up. i think besides miranda, the fights i spent the longest on were bela, lady d, and moreau. nothing about house beneviento really changes and heisenberg is fine if you spam him in the face with the sniper rifle during the on foot portion

i’ve never played a dark souls game either but elden ring is only really connected to those games by the mechanics so i will be jumping into that whenever i get it

[tirednecromancer]

The funniest thing and also the most canon thing I can think of, is that Miquella looked exactly like Godrick when he was a baby, and Malenia lets him off every fight because all she can think of is “I wish my brother was as old and weird looking as my stupid older brother”

Godrick, Malenia’s favorite second sibling

[tirednecromancer]

I would like that for when people do a big compilation of characters and/or locations, that they would stop excluding Godrick and Stormveil.

15 pictures of banners and knights and not one of the Stormveil lion

[tirednecromancer]

Tall Godrick lives in my head like a screen saver. I spin him around my skull like a marble in an empty bowl.

He is roughly as tall as Godfrey, maybe a head taller. But he is sick and has a hunch due to the weight of his body and his fragile bones. He looks like a simple man from a distance, pathetic even. But the closer you come, the larger he gets, to the point when you feel small and insignificant next to him.

He is the last of the demigods, true blooded and heir to the throne. The grandson of the first Consort. Son of the golden son of the royal lineage. Nephew to the current king. Nephew to the avatar of gods. Nephew of the Blood Royal line. Nephew to the heir of rot. He is the sole heir of his fruitful line.

And if only he had been a little bit healthier.

[tirednecromancer]

Tarnished: I have done my fair share of dentistry work in my time, I am confined I could graft some teeth if you’ll allow me to.

Godrick: 👁️👁️ 👉👉👉👌👌👌

[tirednecromancer]

Mage Patrician in all their pathetic glory. Also known as Pat by the inhabitants of Stromveil Castle, where they are a prisoner and also their live in mage.

[tirednecromancer]

Godrick’s little scions:

Gostoc, the eldest.

Gillard, the Knight of Storm, the eldest daughter. 5 arms, a black polished suit of armor and a deep green cape. Has 9 eyes grafted onto her face.

Gwenfair, the beautiful. Godrick’s one and only omen child. Died of consumption during a harsh winter, buried under Marika’s statue at the Chapel of Antecipation in a grave fit for a royal princess.

Gwenhael and Glenmoril, the twins of perfect red hair. Godrick is deeply confused where that came from. They stay at Fringefolk Hero’s Grave, grafting their limbs onto each other, swapping arms and legs with precision and ease.

Gal, the wanderer. Currently lost at Liurnia of the Lake. Might be pretending to be a giant crayfish for a lark. His laugher echoes into the dark moonless nights.

Godwyn II, currently in the process of amassing a small company of puppets to invade Mt. Gelmir. The yellow glow of his eyes is many shades different from the one of all his siblings.

Geford, the youngest. Living at Stormveil under the watchful eye of his eldest brother. After the harsh attack of a particularly strong tarnished, he had his body grafted onto an elongated torso, like a centipede.

[tirednecromancer]

Godrick as a child, the only child growing up at the royal castle, desperately in need of a friend, trying to convince this other kid who looks just like him to come and play. But Miquela is both not a child, and deeply resentful of things that remind him of his current predicament. A sobbing Godrick, long limbed and awkward, sickly and alone, sits in the room right before Miquela’s study, asking and begging to be let inside. He will be good. He will behave.

It is Malenia who finds him, hours later. She doesn’t stop to think, to consider the situation. She is not angry. She just scoops her nephew onto her arms and manages to find the perfect fit for his awkward body, right at her hip. They do not talk about it. But this would be the first time of many, that Malenia would just wander the castle with her nephew at her hip. Their heads, golden and red bend towards each other.

[tirednecromancer]

Nephelli the cronic “I can make him better” Dad Edition disease. She sees Godrick crying face down on the floor about going back with his little saplings to the golden city and she will shank the tarnished for him, and pester Gostoc into hugging his shit dad with her

[tirednecromancer]

I love attention. But there is freedom to be had when only desperate weirdos read your fics, and the big fans leave you alone at the corner with your lego set at Stormveil Castle

[tirednecromancer]

Things have a tendency to be left to fester at Limgrave. From the stalemate of insurrections to the private affairs of their ruling lord. But those who remember what has once been, will not forget.

I could be writing some light fluffy thing, but I decided to make this fic not only my problem, but yours as well.

[tirednecromancer]

That one Godrick fic I have been meaning to write where Gogo-chan is an aggressive top who still blubers and cries and is awful at talking like a dom, but still folds the tarnished like a book.

And the Tarnished, a long forgotten bastard of a minor lord, twice married, twice widowed, reborn in this accursed land, has made their goal to best Limgrave’s lord in combat and force his hand into taking her as consort and proper lady of the land.

Both awful people who just happen to make one competent lord between them

[tirednecromancer]

I need energy to finish writing the Godrick/Tarnished fic I’ve been contemplating for a while now

Just Godrick and the walk red flag of a tarnished he thinks he is manipulating into his bed

[tirednecromancer]

Godrick and Pat spending quiet time together, where Godrick goes on long monologues about colors and textures while he knits a tunic for Pat or one of his wayward little scions, and Pat just nods and untangles the yarn for him. And then they snuggle.

[tirednecromancer]

Godrick looking for his little grafted sons scattered around the lands between