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firedragon1321 · 4 months

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The Bible is weird. I hate canon. But the fanfiction is top-tier. Paradise Lost and The Inferno are not canon and this makes me very sad. Malacoda? Just an OC. "Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven?" Rawer line than anything canon could ever dream up.

Canon almost had it with The Book of Revelation, but dropped the ball with the whole "Jesus chooses who goes to heaven or hell forever". Like, isn't hell already forever? And all the bad people are already there??? Lazy stupid writing. They should make fans write this shit.

#tw religion #fandom #joke post #shitpost #but like...i really feel this in my soul #i keep returning to inferno/paradise lost for different projects #but never the bible (except revelation)#death and demons are just fun ig #satire #a little #fans should never “write this shit”#being underground gives unlimited freedom and that's what makes fanfic special #fanfiction #i need to check out solomon's record of demons it's just a pokedex #ofc i do not approve of the actual religion's condemnation of minorities and other nasty behaviors #also digimon using catholic mythos for flavor- can't forget that #lucemon my beoved

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