#behold new au/ramblings be apon ye

[poltergeist-coffee]

(my) slimeriana vampire au is so unserious

its just mariana (vampire) and slime (some guy)

mariana never leaves his house, he has not seen the light of day in years and is really taking the vampire aesthetic to heart by wearing all black and laces. the only time he ever leaves the house is when roier comes over and literally drags him outside to hang out. idk how slime and him meet but they do and slime is very much terrified of him JSDANVKJAS

vampire mariana's lips are stained red (from drinking wine) and he wears corsets because i think he deserves that

Slime: that's blood (points to wine glass Mariana is holding) Mariana: it's not but it could be (he is staring RIGHT at Slime while saying this)