#befuckened addie

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i forget did i tell u abt the time when i, befuckened addie canon numero uno, accidentally caused the death of half the cookie population, the destruction of most of the city of wizards, and, due to those events, the resurgence of the lost royal remnants of the fallen cookie kingdom, which ended up sparking a war which caused the kidnapping of one of my closest friends and eventual death of two others? all because "oh i'm just gonna yank this gem out of this magical runed device bc shiny"bc idr

Why you keep touching random things??

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i, befuckened not-addie-but-hero, hereby decree all "hero is an incel" jokes INVALID starting now, valid forever. thank u

THANK YOU BEFUCKENED NOT-ADDIE-BUT-HERO 

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snow sugar is very big and also a snow zombie probably but don't worry! surfing boy was not bitten theyd just kinda. stand there and stare sometimes but that was alright. i think they almost melted once before though -befuckened addie the soda 2

OH NO DON’T LET THEM MELT–

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i have just got to say: why was snow sugar so big. why were they so tall and wide and massive oh my god. poor wizard looked like a gnome standing next to them i'm pretty sure they lifted him up once. also their body was eternally cold which was neat because they died or something and came back with snow magic but GOD theyre ENORMOUS for being a 9 year old snow zombie thing - befuckened addie, soda edition

wait Snow Sugar is WHAT???

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throwback thursday to when i was trying to teach white choco ballet and she ended up launching me out the open window and into a tree. god bless her she was a good sister even tho she was terrible at ballet - befuckened addie except not addie but whipped cream god i have so many canons

Hey, at least you experienced what flying is like!

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im not befuckened addie for Nothing. its bc all my canons are a Nightmare but particularly my first addie one (i have like 3). if u remember the ask i sent abt pistachio and a War and the Falling of the Kingdom and whatnot its that one thats the canon. it was very fun - befuckened addie

I remember it like it was yesterday….

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white choco the cryptic swordswoman coming up behind me and saying "i know who you are" on the first day of my job working for the cookie protection force and then just walking away. thanks?????? thank you????? because telling people things normally is boring i guess??? why - befuckened addie except not addie this time but hero

CRYPTID WHITE CHOCO

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befuckened addie back at it again at krispy kreme with More Angst! this episode we learn "i had a third canon where i died horribly trying to fight dark enchantress and got stabbed right in front of blackberry" and "i remembered this in my second addie canon when i was like 9 and that's how i met blackberry Then because she Also remembered that"

Stop putting angst on my donuts Addie,,,,,,

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on a lighter note, my wizard canon is literally wholefully probably the most anime canon anyone with any cookie run kintypes could possibly have and it makes me laugh every time i remember another 90s villain type monologue dark enchantress spewed off - befuckened addie but it's wizard this time

cuckie runie animoo

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befuckened addie possibly more befuckened? i remember grabbing one of those evil gems de had a ton of and used to corrupt/possess other cookies and stuffing it in my pocket for a while and while i can't remember what that culminated into i know that it couldn't POSSIBLY have gone well. for the love of god please help m - befuckened addie

DON’T TOUCH THOSE THINGS OML–

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sometimes fire spirit in my canons: cool dude. just lonely, good friend (wind archer, cinnamon) | most of the times fire spirit in my canons: complete piece of shit that either scared the living crap out of me by being creepy (hero) or tried destroying everything and being an asshole (adventurer, pink choco, wizard) - befuckened addie the unstoppable cookiekin

Fire Spirit: a very complex binch

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[dumps a whole carton of angst on ur donuts] you can never stop my sinful hands - befuckened addie

nnnnnNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Q)A(Q)

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befuckened addie back atcha again with more Befuckened Cookie Canons, this time: beating up baddies in a cool hero suit except the "villains" of that canon were a brainwashed wasabi and a heartbroken sea fairy and also i was trans and Highly dysphoric and mistakes were made that almost killed me from stress. Oops- befuckened addie

Oof sounds like some pretty fucked-up shit happened in your canon Addie

but then again: cool hero suit

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"you snore like a bear" "i am a bear" blackberry made me sleep on the couch that night. it was worth it for the pun - befuckened addie (s less befuckened canon)

Nice

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@ befuckened addie. what the fuck and shit my man. are you good?? you need smth? a blanket maybe?? - a blackberry

He needs more than that at this point

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that isn't even the worst of my canons lemme tell you. my soda canon is one of the better ones despite almost losing my arm and also drowning. the day i go in depth about my first addie canon is the day everything crumbles to dust - befuckened addie

*fear*