#before you come for me in the comments ik the cyclops being a kid kind of messes with the themes of the story
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Are there any adaptations of the odyssey where Polyphemus is actually a child and Odysseus and his men don't realize???
Poseidon: You stabbed my boy's eye out!
Odysseus: Oh shoot, that was your son? My bad. To be fair, he did kill six of my men.
Poseidon: You scared him! He was already having a rough week at school, and you guys breaking into his room like that set him off.
Odysseus: Are you trying to tell me that guy is a... kid?! He's like 20 feet tall!
Poseidon: Yeah, and his mom is 50 feet, so...
Odysseus: HE HAS A FULL BEARD.
Poseidon: HE HAS A GLAND DISORDER. Why do you think he was having a hard time at school?!?!
#odysseus: *starts thinking about his own boy*#odysseus: omg i am actually so sorry.#also in this au poseidon is wearing a polo shirt and khakis sorry i don't make the rules#before you come for me in the comments ik the cyclops being a kid kind of messes with the themes of the story#i also know in the original odyssey odysseus and poseidon don't interact face to face#but idc bc this would be silly and whimsical#epic the musical#odysseus#classic lit#classic literature#epic#homer#homeric epics#the odyssey#literature memes#tagamemnon#polyphemus#poseidon#odyssey
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